If I Were... Episode 3, Part 1

[Teewoo01]

If i were...... Miley Cyrus

I'd be a fly on her wall!

(Fly On Wall The Wall)

[brittanygilman]

if i was your left ass cheek.. id be jelous if you spanked the right lmao

[Oliviaaify]

Rofl XD When you said "If i were a tampon" You face just dropped XD

Great stuff =') I love it :P

[Darryl3841]

Cant you show ur private??

[marvo69]

GEODUDE FRIGGEN LOL!!!!!

[stephoochie]

Luigi's his own person too~! LMAO

i love the answer to the panda question <3

oooo i love blueberry muffins too!

[1maiko1]

yea!!!!! u answerd mine :]

[matthieus2]

Haha. Hilarious. Liking the British accent. Thanks for uploading these.

[DjAndexx]

uhm what british accent lol? he speaks american...

[ocossa]

if you were my computer screen I'd never leave you tube

[chairiis]

if i was jus about to be eaten by a whale

"Ohhhh shit..." ROFL!!

[attackofthepoprocks]

If I were a piece of paper, I'd cut you!

[alyaj456]

"if i were a rockstar, i'd make out with you" thats so sweet! lol

[CookiesAllTheTime]

"If I were Zac Efron, I'd be gay.

If I were gay, I'd be Zac Efron." XD

you're awesome!

[music0creates0life]

hahaha i have that shirt too!

[jannellj1]

ahahaha 3;12

[iammackers]

Omg your english accent was soo funny!! :D and we dont just have tea and crumpets we have scones to ha ha x

[javiercruz1977]

hey man

i know what you are

just an idiot lolol

[0caroline0primrose0]

lol

[zankou1991]

how are you phyiscally so hot hahaha, its illogical lol. your like SUPPPPER HOT hahah

[normalisboaring2012]

if i were a big mac being eaten by lisanova?

[iforg0ty0urbiRthday]

you really think sarah P is hott ?

[shosho00100]

omg ur hot ;D !

[crazzii4eva]

if i were a panda...

id do all i can to revive my species

*wink..bites into chocolate*

LOOL

[vic200152]

Just watched this and you made my day. That was soo funny. Your amazing.

I hope you make videos for years and years to come!!!

[hotgames1]

A T E N T I O N Y O U T U B E im holding a contest to see if your a funny uknown youtuber show your viedos to win 10th-3rd place will be sub. 2ndplace will be sub. and friend invite 1st place will be sub friend invite if you want and ill tell everyone who has a ribbon in youtube to check you out good luck:)

[greatestpeoplealive]

3:45 hahahhahahahah geodude!

[retardfunnyretard]

you shud do "if i were a dieing chiken running around with my head cut off in the middle of walmart"

[retardfunnyretard]

Id have the best of both worlds.

LUV IT

[Bazy234]

yay u wud move here 2 eng lol

[datonechick6]

"if i were zac efron...I'd be gay

If i were Gay..i'd be zac Efron"

LMFAO

[TheRealMarlena]

What if you were a cell phone that couldn't call anybody?

[coolmolldoll]

3 words "give me hot watter"

4 words...shut up

lol

[Mikeysmonkay]

Omg Alex. The panda one...seriously..you're too much.

[Fluffi33]

Some of my favorites are in this one....

"If I were a three-legged midget...I'd be a tripod."

"If I were allergic to water...I'd be Flavor Flav"

"If I were a rainbow...I'd pop out Skittles"

"If I were a transsexual...I'd have the best of both worlds!"

Seriously genius. Oh, and when you wink at the camera...*melt* :)

[mzshaniilovesyou]

i will do all i can to revive my species

wink*

[ total hotness ]

[MadiJayne25]

7.32

epic lol

[ManxGirl33]

haha ur voice is awesome

[DanyelleKA]

Rofl.

"If I were a potato chip... I'd be all that and a bag of.."

I lol'd.

[Droopy4Skin]

duricell.... not enigiser

[haileeloviesu]

if you were a singing card, which song would you sing to people on their birthday?

[royal19imp]

"if i was a doornob that wouldnt lock.. id be dumb. dumb as a doorknob.. haha... nevermind.." lmao come on that one was good

[JasmineLuvsLyfe]

2:09 - 2:10 =DD

[aPlaydoh]

LOL. i love ur spongebob laugh

[ToxicValentine2]

If I were a black and white T.V. I would be rasist against all other colors. XD

So...Funny!

[HilaryDoubleU]

hahaaa, i like you. you make me laugh. :)

[shonzy7]

"if i were allergic to water.....WOOOOW!......id be flavor flav!"

hahahaha that was awesome!

[coopcali]

who says im not allready bitch !! haha LOL ohh i love it!!! u r awesome alex!!

[xjoejonasforever29x]

lmfaooo,

hilairous!

[7hj12]

so hot!!!

[LaWhoZaHer]

I love your shirt. I love All Time Low.. and i see you have a poster on your wall.

Whats your favorite song??

[secret01mystery]

ahhhhh! i love it! i cant stop laughing!!!!

[aliciamarie8353]

your so funny:) haha. your so attractive aswell <33

[chargergurl10]

haha tea and crumpets:]

[purplepayne]

lmao you're way of saying tea and crumpets is wicked :) i would know, I'm english, so funny

[MissKittyGoesRawr]

So my fave one :D

I've watched it so many times!

The 3 legged midget one had me cryin :D

[elisabethrox321]

hahahaha your british accent teehee

[GangstaGal108]

it aint my fault i eat my feelings ahah

[lkplkp123]

I love the part with the crill and the whale part!!!

[VAMPIREyeaah]

I would be able to sing.... well?

[Sody222]

where did you get all the jm posters omg i want one!!! i<3 jm

[imsoawesomemerthanu]

"if i were spongebob squarepants, who says im not already b!tch?1 aahaha" lol.

[JAMiLAx3]

"i'd be big and beautiful baby! it aint my fault i eat my feelings" LMFAO I LOVE YOU =)

[clandestinecoherence]

"If i were on the show sopranos i would be a tenor."

music jokes ftw!

[UNDFTD8]

if i were a tampon....(silence)

my fav. part!!!

[ketio]

You're hilarous!

"If i were Zax Efron i'd be gay" " if i were gay i would zac efron" XD lol

[zeldanintendogirl]

Blueberry Muffins<33

[daddysmini]

2:09

[iloverunning13]

haha so funny!

[LAUGHTERisMYLife]

Oh my gosh you might just be one of the funniest people ive ever wached!!! you seriously crack me up. i love the jokes about miley cyrus because im from the exact same part of tennessee she is from...as if people didnt think tennesse was stupid enough!

haha but seriously i love what you do!!

[Fluffi33]

Probably my favorite YouTube videos of all time. You're freaking hilarious. And adorable too. :)

[CuriousChode]

"If I were Zac Efron I'd be gay" so true!!!! Your awesome!

[Mizrael]

If you were Lost In Space....

[WhiteandWhiter]

I love your "If I were" videos! They are all so funny.

[NecronomisMusic]

1:25 xDDD

[NecronomisMusic]

Shit, wanted to write 0:25 xD

[HeelsOverHeadx3]

6:38 !

[Kteenie752]

I HAVE THAT SPONGE BOB!

[jel1ybeans]

please please please aim to be a rockstar before you aim to be a drag queen hahaha much more appealing!

[PurdyDarcie]

i LUV it if i was a rainbow id shoot out skittles that made me pee my pants LOLOLOL great job

[Lysaaaaaa]

lol if i were fat id be big and beautiful baby

[Enownoel12]

the if i were a girl thing is so true

hahaha

good one

[yaxofossiad]

haha...

...it's like a symphony in my mouth...

you crack me up.

[BMarieProductions]

I voted for you! ;) you are too Awesome!

no cold sores here *wink-wink*

[Scrubberss]

lmao id be racist to all other colours

[nfornicoley9]

8:38. My favorite one. Ever.

[iljmhh911]

"if i were spongebob squarepants... who says im not already... BITCH!" "ahaha" :D best part. haha!

[altonkewl]

lol battery my favorite

[RCISHEREOMG]

you read one of mine. this is hilarious

[phishfoodfran]

3 words give me hot water..4 words..shutup. lmao!

[MistyPing]

Dude, don't go to England! Come up to Scotland where the partying is :P

[nfornicoley9]

"Give me hot water."

I love it. Marry me.

[IHeadfirstForHalos]

ALL TIME LOW SHIRT!

[lunar326]

i would be a blueberry muffin 2!

[funfunnfunny]

haha 8:48 was funny...hilter?

[CassakaSK]

hahahahahaha man i love dis guy he is funny as hell......he said if i were a transexual....."i'll have da beeeest of both worlds"

[Zeaky0arteest]

If you were on The Real World, I would definitely watch.

[bubblerap150]

Lol I love the whale one "Oh shit.."

[JeXShow]

awesome bra, and thanks for the comment. This video i can watch 100 times and still laugh;)

[crystalngaia]

haha! that was really funny, all of it was!

You should come to New Zealand... and not move!

[drwcos]

YAY! You answered the "If I were in New Zealand". I submitted that! XD awesome!

[ChrisCat82]

I lov the if i wer kril about to get eaten by a whale! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! omg LOLOLOL! That was funny! If I were a one eyed parrot. . . OH pirate! What's with lamas! LOLOL!

[goodeca621]

i have yo shiirtt. atl :]

[DellLiebtTokioHotel]

love the wall behind you!

X)

[xEscapexEternityx]

the wall= Amazing.

mainly b/c of TAI...

but also JM.

[narutard16]

That was so funny.

If I were John McCain...I would be a george Bush wanabe.

[TOKKARULES]

YA U SAID MINE x3

I FEEL PWNSOME!!!!

*If You Where A Potato Chip*

[1maiko1]

oo yeah ur soo kwel ur #10!

WTG!

[pixiechick93]

theres an all time low picture in the backround! =] go you!! i like all time low!

[omgrmg]

lol xD

its amazingly how you come up with this stuff so fast xDD

[Chazzle1611]

2.09. LOL.

England's not really like that...

mostly chavs..

[regnskyggen]

shockingly delicious<3

[sexontwigs]

-"if i was zac efron...i'd be gay."

-"if i was gay...i'd be zac efron."

hahahahaha GOLD!

[nepeg]

i can predict almost everthing he's going to say

[alwaystextback]

Alex,

You're a winner.

-Daniel

[TwoBritishBastards]

WE DO NOT JUST DRINK TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!

sorry for the capitals, I just get that question a lot, and well actually the only reason I own tea and crumpets is for the people that visit from out of town and expect it on hand, can't be rude to company! :) anyways good video, sorry for the shouting, cheers!

[mildew93]

hahaha I'm soo using that spaghetti line

[a4annalisa]

"if i were a transgender then i'd have THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDSS" HAHAHAHHHA LOOOVE IT

[oxvalentineox]

I voted for you. :))

[avd09]

haha nice..."if i had a gun, i'd shoot you. if i were emo, i'd shoot myself"

[SillyPros]

2:09 Is Hilarious!

[MaryPCH]

tea and crumpets. LMAO

[whatthebleepage]

If it's the most recent britney spears, then heyyyyy....I rolled man!

[bottledgenes]

If I were homeless, I'd be homeless. HHAHAHAHA.

[johnjacob2836]

Do another BlogTV!

[idigyourflower]

5 Stars! ONly if i could give you more!

[HeyThereDalane]

haha Spongebob. "Who says I'm not already, BITCH." Pee'd a little.

[pamj3nkins]

YAY! Another If I were! PERFECT! And not even half! OMG! Can't wait for the second episode!

[atlfreak]

You're too prety for your own good. ;) 6:45 was for me.

[CraazyRascal]

Chilly WIlly! YAY!

[InNOutJunky]

If I were your left ass check. HAHA. I'd spank you.

[trigaWHAT]

arggggg, I'd steal another eyyyyyyye. LOL.

[MaggySue12]

I love you.

[JohnnyMountainRocks]

your intro is sick man!

[gordytoo]

You are truly amazing at this.

[mikeydoesnt]

Krill....ohh shit. HAHA.

[AllyFrey13]

if i were an animated object.

[ardenlovesnickjonas]

awesome shirt(:

[3makeup3]

6:45<3

[chipmunchie]

LOOOOOOOOL at Chuck Norris's beard xD

[rockduude]

if i were a dog with fleas

[michelejrgm]

If you were in New Zealand, you would be hanging out with me.

[jadedss]

okay never EVER comment on videos, but Ah-mazing. Just Ah-mazing.

- ss

[karieanonymous]

if you end up on the real world you'll be the only reason that i watch it, so i'm voting for ya.  daily even. and everybody should!

[rawrr11122]

LMAO luigi's his own person too ahhhaaaa.

[macali2009]

omg i forgot to say earlier....i frkin LOVE your impersonations....like, of the krill, and especially your reason for moving to england ;) funny as hell....

[mikew9999]

Puffins rule!

[myheartisatpeace]

a three legged midget... i'd be a tripod!! LOL ur awesome. BUT, What if you were Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montanna? PLEASE ADD THIS QUESTION IN YOUR NEXT 'IF I WERE VIDEOS' it would partially complete my life. :3

[rafiajk]

haha

that was rather goshdarned hilarious if i do say so myself. =D

your walls are amazing, as is your shirt [all time low? woo!], as is the intro music, the new YM@6 album is amazing.

ah, i digress.

[ChrisCat82]

3 words. . . . give me hot water

4 words shut up. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[daveriel]

If I was as stoned as you are. Oh wait,I am

[ChrisCat82]

The best of both worlds thing was funny as hell!

[pennygoo]

hahahahaha the panda one...!!!

[LipGlossAholicz]

"if i were a girl.." id have to say is my fav. hahaha. im a girl, but i dont do that, so i found it hilarious!

[MyLipGlossIsPoppin2U]

i said the unicorn one!!! haha yay!!! id have one corn. wooww

[IxSiNiSt3RxI]

woot woot u said mine something with an elictrik pickle

[kendsss]

I love the wall in the background.

Especially the academy is... poster.

[macali2009]

Um, you said "If I were an astronaut" I know what you should have said...."Id be out of this world" good one right? lol....

Please tell me in the next part you will say mine!!! I dont think I even remember what I said but Im sure if I hear it I will remember...;)

[SoarOfTheConchords]

Keep in mind that these are on the spot. That IS a good one, though!

[macali2009]

I know its on the spot...just wanted to say the first thing I thought when I heard that one....

OMG I feel special you actually replied to my comment!! Lol....

[CrayolaaWonderr]

"if i were my mother..."

my favorite one! ahha.

[hansyfly]

ahaha omg i love you... actually

[raphalein]

JACKS MANNEQUIN!!!!

[ihearttyouu]

haha if i was your left ass cheek :D

[shehanagins]

id be a tenor lols

[Monalisa2005]

HAHA, if I was a transsexual. That was the freggin BEST.

[imuhstarr]

fbr

atl

yes

you make me smile..can't wait for episode two!

[hillsydawg11]

hahaha that was awesome! :D

[MrFreeman420]

yay animation

[hecticdiabetic]

hershys symphony is so good

[justpeachyx3]

yayyy, you answered 2 of my questions.

i was, "if you were lost in china, and if you were surrounded by rabid puppies".

i'm like excited for myself.

haha

[anthonym2121]

you said mine in this one.....transexual

I like the way you wink.

lo