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  • very interesting thanks

  • Another asshole from Harvard working for the CIA and the NSA to monitor and control social phenomenon. Just like that other asshole Ken Kesey. NEVER trust these scumbags they are working for the elite intelligence agencies. Hell, they train them at Harvard and they mean you no good.

  • LOL HE LOOOKS TWACKED OUT (HIGH ON METH)

  • But it won't yield any profit for years and years, according to experts, so stock prices will purely be based on IPO cash injections from Wall Street 'Pump & Dump' investors like Goldman Sachs.

    Its one huge pyramid scheme with no expectations of revenue.

    Facebook is still trying to invent ways to make money off its inherently weak advertising platform.

    The valuation of Facebook's $100BN is purely based on number of unique hits, but user traffic DOES NOT EQUATE revenue, so its a 'House of Cards.'

  • Facebook's Success

  • he blinked like 10 times

  • FUCK  YOU M.Z and you too GREEDY BUISNESS PIG!!

  • @losik01 U MAD?

  • ANONYMUSE!!

  • lol its one thing making him suceed the illuminati

  • he talks weirdly...and the camera angle definitely doesn't help!!!

  • Me da asco como mueve la boca.

  • HE DOESN'T FUCKING BLINK.

  • @Platemaster he prolly got aspergers or something. meth head?

  • @Platemaster Why blink when you can have a shitton of money?

  • If this guy could have gotten laid there would be no Facebook!

  • WILL HE EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?!?!

  • step #1 being a rich motherfucker born with a silver spoon wedged deeply into your asshole, fuck you zuckerberg

  • @FlagSlatanikkaForFun did you know there are many kids born with a silver spoon in their mouths that never get 1/10th as far as he did. BTW, his parents were a dentist and a psychiatrist. That's a far cry away from silver spoon. The guy was a computer programmer since middle school and has made his way into Harvard because he is just that smart. A comfortable life yes, from a slightly over middle class family. People like Mark make it because they're smart and cut throat.

  • @iconicbrand5 "his parents were a dentist and a psychiatrist. That's a far cry away from silver spoon"

    I dont know what cushy side of the planey you live on, but where im from, thats rich. fuck the 1%

  • @FlagSlatanikkaForFun Dude, you don't have to be rude man. I wasn't being rude to you. As far as cushy goes, I live in America and not in Iran. So to other nations, I can actually agree that someone making over 50,000 seems cushy. That's the great thing about America. You can make as much as you want and when you want it. It's an American dream. Maybe not to everyone, but to some and if they want it, they have every right to make it. You must at least like the 1%. You commented on it. 

  • @iconicbrand5 your philosophy `s flawed, thats why OWS is here, were not going to bow down and worshop some elite scum because they have managed to dominate and sleaze their way to the top.We dont care.. You remember the game of monopoly, in the end of that game, its always the same irreversable end, only a small number at the top end up with the collective aggregate of wealth and power. but you know the beautiful thing about that, is that when the game is over,it all goes back in the box.end it

  • @FlagSlatanikkaForFun I remember that game. I loved it. I played it as a kid with paper money and thought I was rich. But we were kids, that was paper money, and who ever was at the end didn't matter, because we were kids. But I play with real money now and I don't play with games. Do you know what survival of the fittest means? The ones on the lower end of the food chain will lose. You can either fight these people or do your own thing and make your wealth otherwise.

  • @iconicbrand5 you can try to excuse this primitive behavior either by saying "survival of the fittest" or by saying "domination by force, coersion, greed, power, and fascist dictate" but in essence your saying the same thing, if we do not evolve beyond killing eachother , dominating eachother for petty monopoly games, we are doomed to the end of a primate. Personally, I feel we have more potential than apes.

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  • he's a robot

  • FUCK FACE BOOK

  • He didn't say anything about keys.

  • @austintolbert Sure he did. At one point he finished a statement with "and that's key."

  • this is three keys to FACEBOOK'S success, not your life's success. Success is actually an illusion. I'm a poor bastard who dropped out of college and only makes 8.50 an hour wiping ass as a nurse aide, but am I successful? Yeah! My key to my own success: I don't rely on getting rich and famous to define my success. I respect my enemies. I don't measure life based on successes and failures. I just enjoy being me even though I'm subject to change throughout my life.

  • @jeremyfrancis very well said :)

  • @jeremyfrancis HAHA, that sounds horrible. Someones gotta wipe ass.

  • @jeremyfrancis Thats a really great attitude man

  • @jeremyfrancis the key to FB success, the 12.7 MILLION on Startup he got From CIA Front companies, but I guess they accidentally left that out of the movie didnt they

  • 3 keys, sell your soul to the fbi and advertising, sell your soul to the devil and see mankind sail down the swanny river, what a twat.

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  • mark, please blink, its not going to destroy your fortune

  • there's only one key in the business world: darwinism. so suck it, bitches!

  • Google+ will destroy facebook :P

  • i need a music player in my profile... facebook sucks!!! (in that way)

  • does he always talks like that o_o hopefully facebook make an messenger,browser and search engine:)

  • Yes, this guy is weird, rich but weird.

  • @AdamPacman

    Win.

  • Is he even talking about FB?

  • @hm41969 2. He might of had some help along the way, but things this big are never done alone and doesn't change the fact that he's a huge reason why Facebook's what it is.

  • @hm41969 1. I disagree with this statement. You might argue that he's not the smartest or most charismatic person in the world, and he doesn't claim to be anyway, but to say the cause of his/Facebooks success is solely due to luck and that he's not talented at all is ridiculous. It still takes a mind to create and maintain something that grows this large and appeals to so many.

  • All know Skype the best lol

  • i grab my heart as I watched this video

    I felt like he was taking my soul when i looked at his eyes

  • I`m CEO bitch!

  • key 1: justin timberlake

    key 2: bring sexy back

    key 3: oops!(janet jackson's nutsack malfunction)

  • he's an emotionless robot

  • smart companies? smart user bases? smart employee bases? and much larger?

    why everything is like a question!!

  • ugh...he's like my boyfriend. A freaking genius robot. Makes for great rich dudes, but they are impossible to make any real emotional connection with. My boy may never be a billionaire, but he's amazing at his engineering schtick, as well as fixing cars, and computers, and household crap....but that's about it.

    Look at his eyes...theyre practically dead as he rattles off info - it may seem cool from here, but try dealing with that when you're trying to plan a vacation lol.

  • Totally facebook - /watch?v=XvwK-3cQ6gE lol

  • the evil jews jelped him.He is a puppet!

  • key 1: get sponsors.

    key 2: get mark zuckerberg on your youtube page

    key 3: ?????

    key 4: PROFIT!!!

  • Thats coz he is bold when he communicates his message. Most people don't look you in the eye because they're busy consciously looking composed/cool when they speak. Mark seems to not have that problem. Thumbs up.

  • Skype is a trillion times better than Facebook.

  • the 3 keys ITS FUCKIN SHIT

  • If you're Jewish, your soul is a part of G-d from High. Wake up. Visit chabad website

  • @sophiesor hes an athiest he became one when he was 14

  • Why the fuck doesn't he blink? WHY?

  • he is not jewish, looks like normal person, not jewish.

  • @ExTH He is Jewish...

  • The first key to Facebook success: morons willing to share their lives.

  • HE IS A SLAVE FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER

  • Facebook despite the media attention & large membership is still small and struggling given its small revenue. No company is worth $50 billion with only $800 million gross annual revenue. The value is ALL in the potential. The problem with potential is that it is speculative. In order to reap its potential it will need to exploit its fanbase with more advertisements & other commercial intrusions but what effect would that have on its continuing long term popularity?

  • he blinks like 5 times in the whole video

  • Lmaoo he talks like he wants to go shitt LMAO

  • 4th key: Not hiring clowns who comment on YouTube all day long.

  • BLINK GOD DAMN IT!

  • I was expecting him to say "and this one time at band camp..."

  • @LaurenzoDiMedici HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • Social engineering networks work because people are stupid.

  • @craftmatic2 Actually it works because people want to be connected. Facebook connect

  • @mODeGamingHD I think I'll go with @craftmatic2, it works because people are stupid.

    You want to get connected? Get a FOAF profile. Bet you don't know what it is, but it's your free, open way of connecting to the world. No platform, no company, no dependencies.

    Imagine a web where you don't have to go to one single site, where you control what aplications know about you. Where you are the center of your privacy policy. That's the web as the author wanted us to experience it (TBL). Not facebook.

  • DOES HE BLINK???? robot no joke!

  • will terriost ever distroy facebook hq? If that were to happen what would happen to mod mark o sorry I meant mark zuckerberg.

  • Others copied news feed from facebook? Well, facebook copied it from twitter.

  • He runs a social network but he is the most awkward when it comes to socializing!

  • @Squirralbait thats why hes successful on the internet.

  • he looks like data from star trek

  • i think he's a robot...

  • facebooks shit

  • essie esenberg is a bit better:P

  • Mark memories online, networks socially great, world wide webb, facing Zuckerbergs facebook, webb wide worlds, greater society networking, online remembering Mark !

  • I wondering whether this guy just got lucky? What's your thoughts?

  • hi there i'm the founder of buyfcbkfans com why don't interview me?

  • he is CUTE! u guys are all jealous!

  • Can't sleep. Mark Zuckerberg will eat me.

  • He looks like a frog.

  • I love how everyone thinks that he stole it because they saw "Social Network", a hollywood adaptation of the story. If you do any actual research and watch other interviews, no main players in the creation of Facebook were involved in the making of the movie. So unless you witnessed him stealing the idea SHUT UP, because he may have stolen it he may not have but you cant know.

  • @MrTpolich Even if he did "steal" the idea, it's important to realize that ideas are not that difficult to come up with, people have ideas all the time. Turning that idea into an actual product is the difficult part. Somebody may have had the idea of a Segway long before it was developed and manufactured, but the people actually developed the product are the ones who deserve the credit.

  • @MrTpolich get off your self righteous horse, you douche. He stole the idea, it was document in something called a book. It's called reading, look into it.

  • He didn't steal anything, he just developed his own social media based on someone else's idea and since that idea wasn't copyrighted, he could do that as much as he wanted. The jew brothers (can't remember their names) just got greedy and sued him.

    But you're right, people whining about him stealing it doesn't know what they're talking about and thinks it just because Hollywood said so.

  • @MrTpolich just like religion

  • its called two-faced book...he lets you think hes your friend and then he steals your ideas

  • 3 words, DONT HACK ME

  • theres one key: Being born jewish

  • @limesurferTV pretty sure its called being innovative and motivated

  • @limesurferTV

    Gates and Buffet must've missed that memo

  • @limesurferTV completely right :)

    

  • @limesurferTV You can never be born Jewish. Everyone is born atheist. Religion is thrust upon you slowly throughout the course of your life, and the way you respond to the religious values is the key. Fail. You know nothing.

  • @CLICKHEREKillACHILD ... I think that was meant as a joke :S

  • Wrong. Genes isn't the same thing as religion. You can be born jewish even if you're not religious.

  • @TheAmazingUploader LOL WHAT? Your religion is the result of your upbringing. Everyone is born Atheist due to the fact that they have no religion. I think you mis-understood there.

  • @CLICKHEREKillACHILD

    "Jewish" does not only have religious implications. It is more than a religion fuktard.

    Fail. You know nothing.

  • facepalm

  • three keys: Steal idea, use someone who has a lot of money, betray your best friend

  • Reading these comments made me laugh for ages. They're hilarious.

  • I'm baffled by how much emotion he shows while talking!

  • I read in Webpro News that he has resigned as SEO of facebook? So these videos are a bit behind the times? Are there any of him since he resigned and the reasons why?

  • is it just me or does he talk like the band geek off of american pie.............thumbs up is you think so

  • thanks for data mining us =)

  • I'm pretty sure this guy is an android, the waxy skin and monotone voice is a dead giveaway

  • I like facebook, but he is such a nerd. I sooooo would like to punch him in the face!!!!!!

  • FUCK FACEBOOK...IN THE FACE!!!

  • does anybody remember orkut, Facebook is just an improved version of that thing,its nothing new but it made 6 billion dollars and until we get something better were stuck with it.

  • I don't know. I just feel like saying he is a genius for the sole reason of creating facebook is not warranted. Running a multibillion dollar company and being able to implement strong innovative approaches that warrant brand new ideas is. I mean the idea of facebook was not new. Myspace came way before it. He simply made it more simply and sleek.

  • simple*

  • Socialism

  • i hate facebook fuck this man

  • @psalib89 BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • He stole it.  He's not a genius or innovator.

  • @Runz32 Ok then i present a challange to you make any type of a in ternet site that is worth 15 billion dollars. I think you would be a genius to do it.

  • @westcostmtvcustoms You're missing the point. He stole it!!!

  • filthy kike

  • i'm CEO...Bitch :D

  • SUCKERBERG!

  • his eyes are freaky

    it's like he's looking at your soul o.O

  • @any1020 LOL that's right

  • @any1020 he's stolen the interviewer soul

  • @any1020 christ, he never blinks!! further proof, that he reall is the anti-christ.

  • @clemenza1234 well i think he gets very nervous and self conscious while talking to people.i hav been going thru the same thing recently.i tend to just focus at the other person's eyes which makes it very uncomfortable for both of us....its a bad habit and very stressful...

  • @clemenza1234 well i think he gets very nervous and self conscious while talking to people.i hav been going thru the same thing recently.i tend to just focus at the other person's eyes which makes it very uncomfortable for both of us....its a bad habit and very stressful...

  • @any1020 Absolutely. I thought it was just me! thanks.

  • @any1020 If anyone does that to you in real life, and you sense they're trying to freak you out, just look at their forehead. That's what Ben Stone (Michael Moriarty) used to do all the time on Law & Order.

  • @any1020 because he is colorblind

  • @saraamw honestly why are you even trying. obviously there is no fighting it. if you don't like it, get over it. prefer one over the other? who gives a flying fuck.

  • me not understand

  • He's a robot

  • posting with the movie review on my blog

  • he doesnt seem to like blinking

  • @Prestonboy13 overrated.

  • Mark Zuckerberg is a perfect example of the motto or quote"Be nice to nerds you might be working for them one day".

  • he talks like talking to a wall on facebook. 

  • this one ugly motherfucker.

  • @FuckUtube2008 ..why,u have 6 BILLION DOLLARS???eat dat Zucker!

  • genius, inspiration, creativity, innovation, vision.

  • God, he definitely sat alone at lunch in middle school. Now he's worth $6.4 billion.

  • @tragic1Kingdom You don't know that. Just because he might fit your definition of a "nerd" doesn't mean he didn't have friends in middle school.

  • The Three Keys To Facebook's Success? Are there actually any keys to Facebook success? When I look at these primitive, boring pages, I see no reason, why I should bother with registering there. (I did register there, but I don't visit them, because I simply don't know a single reason, why I should do it.) There are dozens of much better interactive pages that offer detailed info about its users - an important thing that this genius apparently didn't notice.

  • Can somebody tell me, why I should reply to requests for "friendship" from people that I know nothing about - except their laughing photos? Incredible fun, really. But the most important thing is that millions of brainwashed idiots from the whole world keep registering, isn't it?

  • @centrum99 somebody obviously has no friends...

  • @atlsocojm22 People from Afghanistan or Australia, who send me requests for friendship, are not my friends. At least my father told me that he had had no love affairs there.

  • I think I would call him a genoius. Think about it, one of the reasons we call the people before him geniuses is because they revolutionized their time period. He did that with our time. There are very few people that do not have facebook now a days why? Because that is how times are now, he found a way to connect us all and revolutionized out time. Now colleges are using facebook, jobs, corporations ect. You cannot say he wasnt smart about. He changed this generation. 

  • @bluemidnight101 If thats truely the case, then the past generations were FAR more productive at genius. Fire, the wheel, aircraft, automobiles, telephone, radio, recorded sound, photography, electricity, atomic energy, television, the artificial heart, computers, internet........then comes Zuckerberg and creates a social website (not unlike several that came before) and finally, the world is a perfect place.......er, yeah OK

  • @LitterboxDiorama ipod?

    Also, your misrepresenting. An airplane, to pick on just one of your examples, isn't invented only once. Compare what the Wright Brothers did to our B2 Bomber. I know you're saying that they came up with the CONCEPT of flying, but they weren't the first to think of flying. The first computers could only add and subtract, now our computers fit in our pocket and are capable of making wireless telephone calls.

    WE have been more productive at genius.

  • This man doesn't even quint that much.... #Coffee 

  • Fif i could turn back time i'll invent facebook

  • he is boring

  • @saraamw ...yup...but do u have 6 Billion Dollars?

  • @aguilonmontenegro so what? he still boring. and i know half the world use facebook, but i dont. i dont like it. i dont know what the problem of the people spending hours in facebook.

    he still boring, i prefer leaders that actually can talk.

  • @saraamw ..oh yeah...keep telling that to urself and wallow on ur minimum wage and a bowl of cereal while he creates and expands his innovation while u stay there and watch it grow.:p

  • @saraamw There's a reason you don't understand why people are addicted to facebook. It's because you are not an entrepreneur like he is and will probably never be. FB is revolutionary.

    There's also a reason why you prefer leaders who talk to leaders who can perform. It's because you are a sucker who probably voted for Obama thinking his pretty white lies were God given truths.

  • @Greeb17 U know what is revolutionary?, u shouldnt use the word revolutionary with fb. Revolutionary is what french people did 1789, is Orson Welles with Cidadane Kane, its also IBM, Aplle, Microsoft. U want more? GOOGLE, thats revolutionary, can u think ur life without Google? Revolutionary is more big, and really change lifes. I just dont understand why people spend 3 hours checking your facebook profile. And u know what, you probaly do that. And I dont want to know the reason or ur problem,

  • @saraamw but i think is sick and sad . First of all, Facebook is just another social network, soon will come another nerd will create a better one. Like Google Me or a Apple social network, or Diaspora... I do have a fb account, but i just dont like do things in fb, i think the profile is simple and boring. Seriously, in this case i prefered Myspace visual u can change, like u dont need to use same clothes.

  • @saraamw *Citizen Kane

  • @Greeb17 And u probaly dont have knowledge what a leader is... just google it what leaders need. The most important thing is rhetoric, and this guy probaly sucks in that. I mean look him and he doesnt speak like Steven Jobs or another influence people like Nelson Mandella, Martin Luther King or bad but good in speach like Napoleon and Che. he doenst show his power. I am not in love of his words, and a true leader needs to talk into you. When Steve Jobs was sick the company stock fell.

  • @Greeb17 I am not going to continue these. Yes, i think Mark is idealist, a good entrepreneur, and did fb wich is great but he really needs to work in his speech. Just see youtube videos, he looks uncomfortable. And I am not from USA, I didnt voted for Obama, but yes i like him.I think USA is better with him. And, I have a twitter account thats revolutionary dear, real time news. Its amazing, is not like another social network. And most important