How to properly eat a grapefruit

[JoeyWinchester]

peel it! thats the best way

[ROCKBO]

This is one of the creepiest videos I've ever watched.

[nalthador]

goddamn... he is devouring that

[oxohmyitsxotay]

I went to watch this video for informational purposes, and it helped.

Now I just watch it whenever I'm sad because it makes me laugh so freaking hard. :)

[xmikywayx]

Why is this so funny

[beakur]

he seems very hungry

[meanspirit]

Why on earth would you put that much sugar on a fruit which contains a large amount of sugar anyway?

[d1rcwill]

@meanspirit Because grapefruit aren't sweet

[BrokenBon3sx]

This guy looks like a pedophile , the type of guy you don't want to meet In a dark alley, the type of guy that watches you when you sleep. I'm going to have fucking nightmares and I may never look at a grape fruit the same way

[Esneji]

@BrokenBon3sx HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

[MegaSimsFan123]

My boyfriend lied . My boobs aint the size of this shiz !

[hockeyplayer14]

What a fucking douche

[FiresDestiny]

red wine and sugar... "i put that sh*t on everything"

[douchechillum]

Cutting knife, as opposed to the mending knife.

[TehWhimsicalWhale]

The way he eats that grapefruit concerns me...

[MegaSimsFan123]

@TehWhimsicalWhale Lmfao

[greg55666]

Good video!

[JDFanForevaGyrl]

Lol, thanks, now I know how to cut and eat a grapefruit.

[diabeto965]

i think I'm gonna have nightmares

[TheHardw00d]

what a diabetic alcoholic!

[Tigrah99]

What a creepy vid.

[Ayesha2TheRescue]

@Tigrah99 couldn't agree more!

[AnEpicNotusedName]

I thought you had to instert it in your anus..

[dirosaga]

so creepy its awsome

[jocelynalpaugh]

Thanks! I wanted to know how to cut the grapefruit. To those people writing insulting comments: there is no reason to write a response insulting someone. Just move along and don't waste your time hurting another human.

[letseatsnuggies]

Oh my fucking god 0_0 he's creepy as hell. And he looks like a cereal killer :c

[LGBTsupportv]

@letseatsnuggies How does one kill cereal?

[zackdoesblogs]

Nah, I've lost my appetite.

[rc10t1999]

you look like a cerial killer w/ that knife

[rc10t1999]

I peel it than peel the wedges. that way you dont lose any of it.

[TedWang2]

Sugar- Meh, little odd but w/e.

Wine- WOAH WTF WHY? O.O

[goback3spaces]

Scintillating. You ought to take this grapefuit act straight to Hollywood.

[BreannaBaby7]

Woaah dude, slow the fuck down, can you even tasted the damn grapefruit? WHAT THE FUCK?!

[Scottishrugbyguy]

creepy

[VigfusR]

The Grapist.

[hondaboy41]

Its like Rr bean with grapefruit, the entire video in my head i heard hhmmm, ahhhhh. I bet mr teddy likes grapefruit to.

[HaleyTan]

grapefruit are so bitter and nasty sorry

[jameswarwick1980]

what a bellend

[AzianDominationable]

what if i dont have a tree ._.

[LordLazaruss]

Aaaaaa... So THAT'S what i've been doing wrong all these years...

[haloreach321]

why the hell would you add sugar?

[dayoo0]

@haloreach321 because grapefruit is really bitter and the sugar counteracts that, my question is wtf is he doing adding wine.

[thisone38]

Thats a lot o fruit

[Eilers54]

Creep

[skinstained]

Your Clearly a Stoner!! Love it lol!

[ZAFARCAKE]

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME, IS GRAPEFRUIT NICE/ OR AS DISGUSTING AS GRAPEFRUIT JUICE?

[SamanthaRy1]

@ZAFARCAKE It's delicious, but is very much like grapefruit juice. However, adding sugar does help if you're not a fan of how tart it is.

[Boothie]

So that's how he eats a human liver... Mmm

[auanon]

Don't forget the extra juice.. Mmm

[maddicali]

I grab the grapefruit i cut is down the middle and i devour it xD

[VixForeva]

@maddicali No need for those cheesy tools!

[sasukenebe100]

im really really high and im about to eat three grapefruits. im super pumped

[eatthis222]

This is not the man i want teaching my children how to eat properly.

[mts2457]

This entire video cracks me up.

[fowlerpoetry]

this puts me off grapefruit, which is a shame, because i like grapefruit

[TheCoastalBreeze]

Thanks for the tips!

Now I can finally enjoy my grapefruit without all the mess. :D

[CCCombobreaker1]

Haha lovely!!

[bentonneufeld]

You have to be the creepiest person ever!

[jimmyshitbags]

somebody needs to make some sort of remix of this video with some haunting music or something

[24702]

Sorry man, but for me you look and act like a serial killer or rapist.

[K1asH3r]

nice granny plate

[MJCastellanos]

what the hell is wrong with eating the grapefruit by itself.

[FionaWest]

He forgot the fava beans

[PartyOnKeepCalm]

LMFAO WTFFFFFFFFFF

[doreler]

love that guy, always smiling.. but serious, sugar and whine. that's heresy

[dance4liberty69]

never... watch this home alone... the silence alone suffocates me =\

[jimmyshitbags]

he butchers his victims with the same care and attention.

[Kamelg]

@jimmyshitbags hahahahahahahahahaha xD

[TheSecretHarp]

@jimmyshitbags So do I

[wublez]

I can't eat grapefruit without being squirted in the eye.

[Goodie619]

He eats that fast.. just like his women.

[rane29]

And I just wanted to have a damn grapefruit...

[coolschoolygirl260]

the fuck?

[delfunkster]

This needs the Psycho theme music.

[delfunkster]

Is he taking those buckets of grapefruits to a pit, where he keeps a woman?

Is that tree even his?

[gregiep]

Step #1: Be creepy as hell.

[stefanYObro]

This is on wikihow website.

[LeoLovesNature]

psycho :C

[srabel11]

I like how he eats it like he hasn't seen food in days lol

[jimmyshitbags]

I also must agree this guy seems like he could go for some fava beans and a nice chianti, total stalker.

[jimmyshitbags]

hahahaha i love how he does all that painstaking, meticulous preparation, then just hoovers it up without letting it even touch the sides on the way down.

[maldororfiend]

3:05 braiinzzz= delicious

dont forget the spinal fluid.. mmmm!!!

[Shaytarder]

The silence creeps me out!

[pokerguy94]

How many dead hookers does this guy have in his basement?

[MadCowsProductions1]

Why am I watching this?!!!

[jblover1305]

i couldnt consentrate cause this guy is a f*king creep

[roxy420dash]

is the wine to make your day start off goood? lol but seriously why wine in grapefruit?

[CystemicCyanide]

But does it blen..ohwait...

[wahoofan627]

Haters gonna hate but dude has the most popular how to eat a grapefruit video around.

Lol seriously man why didn't you talk if you're gonna leave it silent? Add some music or something maybe...

[SawahSanDark]

ehm, sure you can eat any faster than that. lol, scoff it down why dont you

[Hirotoro4692]

@JDecibel U mad was originally coined (in internet culture) as a form of trolling, or in response to another's anger or misfortunes. U mad does not apply when you think someone is eating a grapefruit in a different way than you would :)

L2meme.

[ANDREWakaTHUNDER]

Looks delicious!



[lex123802]

i relly wanna slap him from how he ate thhat

[hankabernathy]

this is kind of creepy... i mean please talk so it doesn't look like you are a psycho killer.

[gsxrfan750]

something about the way you look and the way you eat that grapefruit really makes me wanna knock you the fuck out

[leon13184]

O_O What the . . .

[VodkaHatesMe]

this made me crack up...especially you with the buckets.

[uutuber431]

And don't forget to add a little virgin's blood

[mohdfigo]

@uutuber431 HAHAHHAAHHAAH

[cocosensations]

UM....HMM,,,,,THERE IS A WRONG WAY?

[jonnyboy4318]

i dont think he ate it fast enough

[aznelfboi]

so jealous grapefruit tree near your place 

[rarelyserious]

I was hoping he'd cut himself just to hear hims say, "oh shit!"

[citizenerased4567]

@NancyBoy616 ya mate this guy has a seriously big dirty dark secret

[bouke88]

easy? IM DOING SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG THEN

[hanphilip]

wine???

[chotudc]

hilarious ...

[rusubuzz]

just what I needed, I love the internet...don't know about that wine and sugar though. We used to have this grapefruit tool that was torture to use and yielded a couple of tiny bites.

[xLrelapse112]

forget the haters, good vid

[purpledots92]

This is seriously hilarious. lol. But quite informative too :)

[thestunnaz]

what kind of wine was that?

RUBY REDS ARE THE BEST

[benhim55]

very creative! :)

[xojaileenxo]

ha like i have a grapefruit tree...

[jajacob410]

Man...I want a grapefruit tree!

[itsumoxisshox]

why it cant be eaten jut peeled?

[blackbush13]

fuck it. Now I know. THanks lol

[3sugarbeans]

WINE? ew

[abananaist]

wtf i have never heard of someone putting wine on a grapefruit

[sheenfood]

Man this video is creepy. Helpful, and creepy.

[danamaze]

lol what in the world...?

[girlofgodscountry]

I've never heard of the wine thing. I will have to try that!! :)

[MissSharper]

I ate a grapefruit this morning. I went about it in a totally brutish, uncivilized manner. Thank you so much for showing me the light. I've never thought of using sugar. Perhaps I should give it a try. :D

[crazitaco]

@MissSharper the brutish uncivilized manner is alot more fun.

i mean, come on. who needs a spoon to eat a fruit??? XD

just peel the thin layer from the pulp and eat it like an orange.

[MissSharper]

@crazitaco Your technique is satisfactory. Each to his own. :]

[themightymightyone]

Wine? Really?

[jovae2k]

I have TONS of grapefruit..the wine is a great touch. I've always just had sugar. Now you have motivated me :D haha thanks!

[falardgmail]

thanks dude!

[100superaguila]

this video motivated me to stop sitting around! stand up for myself, and eat a grapefruit! thank you so much!

[mnvro7989]

LMFAO! I love this guy!

[xxABIGBOYxx]

use salt i bet your like it 10 times better!

[RippedTornAndBroken]

he's a messy eater.

[ten668207]

@RippedTornAndBroken hahahaahahaahahaha

[fgrzejszczyk]

you're eating this damn basterd fast!

[crazyskiier0023]

All i can say is ew and adding sugar and wine to a grapfruit totaly negates the health benifits.

[NancyBoy616]

This guy has got to be a serial killer.

[GS300pusha]

@NancyBoy616

hahahahaha - friggin Hannibal Nectar 

[delfunkster]

@GS300pusha BAH HAHAHAHAHA!

[liilii89]

@GS300pusha ahhahhaahaha lolol

[trinakria1282]

Where is this, that you're pulling grapefruit directly off the tree?!?

[srivastavagunjan]

I am so scared to see your eerie face dude :D :D 

[xVintageSamm]

That's so..cool.

[panher]

new world record:

Speed eat your Grape-Gruit

=D

[TDAKitana]

@meghank21 yeah, sugar does not go well with grapefruit or watermelon, it makes it worse

[baxtian]

Is this filmed in 1993?

[ruufeeooh]

is his 13 year old date holding the camera?

[TDAKitana]

really?

sugar and grapefruit?

that is GROSS

i tried that when i was little and it was SO SO SO Bitter!

Salt is the correct optional seasoning, NOT SUGAR

[mazda323f97]

Get a job, hippy

[crazitaco]

wow i never cut it like @ 1:32

i cut mine into quarters, tear back the skin between each section where the pulp is, and simply eat it. that way you don't waste ANY of the fruit!

[RobZiak]

freakshow

[drumleaf]

ROFL!! as funny as this is... i tried eating 1 and was like how in the hell do i eat this?!?! so here i am!

[tfkel]

3:00 race to the finish!

[weeniebobeenie]

im favoriting this

[Howie10101]

extremely creeped out now

[Xarijus]

I just love how you shake your head at 1:00 :D

[ahqhue]

Thanks, I cut the grapefruit vertically and it just failed, just failed miserably.

[janersulce32]

Thx dude lol

[RaymondPants]

I fucking love grapefruits.

[MsEnigma6]

I've been looking for this all my life. Now I've learned.

[seblasian]

This has actually been very useful to me.

[irishseanogh]

wat a freak!! go get laid mate.......

[apestaartje321]

@irishseanogh Making a video about grapefruit makes him a freak who needs to get laid? I'd say people who leave comments like that fit the description more than he does.

[irishseanogh]

@apestaartje321 yea your a virgin too.... nerd!!!

[apestaartje321]

@irishseanogh Nope, just pointing out the fact that youre a twit.

[irishseanogh]

@apestaartje321 im a twit, oh noooo.... yea your not a virgin coz u bum this grapefruit eatin hairy monkey everynite you mug!!!!

[seblasian]

@irishseanogh Loser.

[irishseanogh]

@seblasian do one



[tekqist28]

creeepyy....xD

[catchfree84]

wine in a grapefruit...ive seen it all

[coconutpower18]

i eat grapefruit like an orange. :D

[jjaritos]

This guy sure loves his grape fruit

[richard1973]

thank you. I bought a grapefruit the other day, didn't know what to do with it, so Googled "how to eat a grapefruit" your clip came up, very useful thanks