in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!! and i only did this because it freaked me out o.o
Somehow I doubt that Indian Jags will ever be able to compete with an Austin. One question. Will the voice on the new Jag GPS complete every sentence with "My friend."?
Mosley....Dude....NOT COOL MAN!!! You're 67. What the ^%( ARE YOU THINKING?!? As for the stolen car found, TWO THUMBS UP on that!!! As for the "Pimp Cup"......AAhhhh.....yeah. Nuff said on that. Word Up, NOT My Hood Up!!!....LATER
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Porches have never been about handling, they are about start and stop. Hence, "handles like a ferrari". You don't need that great of handling where I live, the only safe spots to do 150mph+ are 5 lanes wide and have 1 car per mile per hour late at night. My friends that ride GSX 1000s cruise around town at 160mph and hit into the 190's.
I hate how there isn't crap to do like 9 months a year but I love empty newly laid interstate.
"911 fighter, 911 fighter, 911 fighter." God has any car of the 911's class even beat it yet? Are they all bark n no bite? Those other companies are all jealous aren't they? Porsche rules!
Damn straight... My Boxster S may not be the fastest car on the street (although it does screw), but put it into a corner and it's amazing. Best car I've ever driven, bar none. Porsche basically takes astonishing and multiplies it by 10. Just simply unbelievable cars to own, even compared to a Lambo or an Aston it's just the passion (and the drivability) that a Porsche has its just.. superb.
2. No they aren't, and even if they were who cares.
3. I had a lot of cars to choose from when buying a new sports car... I test drove plenty, including a 2005 Bentley Continental, a new Carrera, and a 1999 Ferrari 355. And of course a new Boxster. I chose the 2007 Boxster S, it was better to drive then anything else.
4. You spelled Boxster wrong. It's 'Boxster' not 'boxter'.
you think a boxter is better than a 355? it may be quicker (though i doubt that) but jesus man, why buy a cockster when you could have a ferrari, and a damned good one? and what kind of fuck compares a boxter to a conti gt? i see through you fuckass, you like porsches, so do i, but i can admit that other cars are much better.
Damnit, dude, calm down. I chose the Boxster because 1. Price, I got a fully loaded S with every option except Tiptronic for 3/5's what the Bentley I looked at was for sale for. (and Conti's dont come with a stick)
2. The 355 was beautiful, better then the Boxster for sure and I never said it wasn't, but it was 8 years old and was more then the new Porsche. 3. I never compared the Boxster to a continental in the first place. I just said I test drove both and the boxster was a better car for me.
Nah, the S2 Turbo pulls great but a boxster S has a faster 0-60 and 0-100 time. 260 BHP in the S2 Turbo, but it weighs more then the Boxster and with decade old technology it doesn't put the power on the road as well as the boxster. I'm thinking about buying a 944, actually. They're pretty damn sweet, as well as being reliable and rather cheap. Good luck with yours.
Its none of the above... you couldn't be more off. It is a great car, granted, but you have no clue what you're talking about. Unless the 944 Turbo is modified it doesn't accelerate faster or go faster or handle better. It is a phenominally handling car, but Car and Driver's best handling car of 1986 can't compete with one of C/D's top skidpad results of a Boxster.
Wow you sure are ignorant. Too bad you haven't realized that TATA is India's largest motor company and invests in steel, oil, and other lucrative products. The only thing Jaguar and Tata will share are profit and manufacturing costs. The latter, Ford could not afford to pay.
1st, TATA can't implode. they have too much money.
2nd, you can't even buy a indian jag even if you wanted to. think about it. when is the last time you hear india exporting anything that is not counterfeit. jag is still an all british car. TATA is just the cash flow source.
Derek stop trying to act like a pimp and actually grow some dreadlocks, at least i know you would have better with that pimp cup... oh and LITTLE JON called saying he wants his pimp cup back and he'll sing u on the spot!
bahrain need sun cars
vaagen58 2 years ago
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!! and i only did this because it freaked me out o.o
boeing747panam 2 years ago
Hi everyone, if any one wants to do sightseeing in bahrain with my jaguar Xk just contact me
BAHRAINI7074 3 years ago
wanting new friends
ANYONE UP? I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO mK
310240114 3 years ago
just not funny .... or a good motor program either
elyohcsrev 3 years ago
this dude is a fag bag. go tata your butthole
stizjudaz232 3 years ago
i just love both aston martin and jaguar...that what i call elagance.where is this show on?its kinda funny...
timmanmit 3 years ago
jaguar can run vs an aston db9 not to mention the dbs
blazingraptors01 3 years ago
i'm from bahrain!! lol!
p.s.: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CANADA AFFECT SUMTHING IN THE WORLD XD
Death666wish 3 years ago
LOL Fastlane daliy go TOPGEAR'
bmwm5audirs6 3 years ago
ive been to bahrain...its a really nice place
shaiek slaman bin hamad al khalifa....smith
lol
8101980 3 years ago
oh look a response!...i hope double D shits his pants
123pilgywinks 3 years ago
Congrates on landing some of that Royal Purple money! Your not going to get all professional on us are you?
joecasvin 3 years ago
is that a real phone #?
c4pnd4n 3 years ago
derric's short, hahaha
chickenman450 3 years ago
Wait a minute, Jag has been bought by the same company that has a $2500 car?
ShaggyPirate 3 years ago 2
Sadly...
svtcobra271 3 years ago
duh
JOSH82886 3 years ago
duh
JOSH82886 3 years ago
i love the end "mmmm mmmmm bitch!!" love this show keep it up
K1ngDingaLing 3 years ago
Get krunk
chopperhead2011 3 years ago
Put your Pimp Cup on e-bay, starting bid $1,000 !!!
Idol26 3 years ago
fag
nike132721 3 years ago
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leopardtalon 3 years ago
ummm umm biych lol u also should hav said im rick james hahahha
jattyaar 3 years ago
Or Bitch I live in a trash can.
ndsubisonfan 3 years ago
Pull your shirt down,IDIOT!! AND please take off your upper THERMO SHIRT before putting on THAT SHIRT!!
THEORIGINALMOJOMAN 3 years ago
Somehow I doubt that Indian Jags will ever be able to compete with an Austin. One question. Will the voice on the new Jag GPS complete every sentence with "My friend."?
elnegro66 3 years ago
u suck!! jeremy clarkson is way better!
ArdRiMJW 3 years ago
stop mockin lil John with the pimp cup thing.lol
DriftAkademiks 3 years ago
pull ur shirt down
fabiodrn 3 years ago
pull ur foreskin back
soopertrooper001 3 years ago
Pimp.
importpunch 3 years ago
Get rid of Derek. Put the hot chicks on.
LotharioThuggut 3 years ago
XD UMMMM UMMMMMMMMMMMMM BITCH! XD due that was just f#*%*ng funny
Chanocksanchez 3 years ago
nice car
bigpapadaddy 3 years ago
Thanks FLD ... feel free to call me if your pipes are ever busted. My soldering skills are highly questionable, but my crack is sublime.
TokyoPlumber 3 years ago
Mosley....Dude....NOT COOL MAN!!! You're 67. What the ^%( ARE YOU THINKING?!? As for the stolen car found, TWO THUMBS UP on that!!! As for the "Pimp Cup"......AAhhhh.....yeah. Nuff said on that. Word Up, NOT My Hood Up!!!....LATER
Hawk3766 3 years ago 2
Come on Jaguar, do us proud!
jamesdadrumma 3 years ago
Pimp cup... Did you supply those Nazi Whore's?
Huh! DID YA!
AlexCail 3 years ago
MM MMM BITCH!
youravrageazn 3 years ago 3
I'm From Bahrain
CarFanatic94 3 years ago
nice. i was born and raised there
GH0S1R33P0R 3 years ago
thats a damn vase.
OLDBEATERSIX 3 years ago
Jaguar should make its brand more luxury
raguv2000 3 years ago
and i hope there up to that
yomommajdd 3 years ago
Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhh!!!!!!! I hate spamers (FLD is good - it's GOOOOOD)
LP640ROADSTERdk 3 years ago
mmmmmm mmmmmmmm bitch! lol
dannymo2000 3 years ago
lmao.
pimp cup, haha.
ur so white
=)
heyJ0sH 3 years ago
too white...
yomommajdd 3 years ago
lkuyloug
waazaaaaa 3 years ago
lol
krishnaz2 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
jelmartje 3 years ago
hooker spanker
F430corvettekiller 3 years ago
You read every comment huh? I wonder if you read this one!
Pokerchip99 3 years ago
lol bear will be drinkin from pimp cup :)
grim1128 3 years ago
umm... Nice PIMP CUP
infernors2 3 years ago
how can you be pissed with an old guy who gets off on spanking nazis? at least it was legal...
RX7GLORY 3 years ago
they don't read every comments!
timppa600 3 years ago
Oh yes they do.
FastLaneDaily 3 years ago
haha owned bitch!!
manitkat 3 years ago
Hey, good video, except Shrewsbury is pronounced Shrows-bree, but good effort.
TimLake 3 years ago
gooo PIMP-D!
NFSDriver 3 years ago
uyy ganda parang tokyo drift
kitsune300 3 years ago
Porches have never been about handling, they are about start and stop. Hence, "handles like a ferrari". You don't need that great of handling where I live, the only safe spots to do 150mph+ are 5 lanes wide and have 1 car per mile per hour late at night. My friends that ride GSX 1000s cruise around town at 160mph and hit into the 190's.
I hate how there isn't crap to do like 9 months a year but I love empty newly laid interstate.
MWPitmaster 3 years ago
nc poh
kitsune300 3 years ago
hahahahhahhahhahaha
"mmmm mmmmm bitch!!!!"
sounded like dave chapelle hahahaha nice
lilsaint157 3 years ago
dream on Jaguar dream on!
ASTON FOREVER!!
obhatti 3 years ago
he is reading his cup wrong its chimp not pimp
asdlfjkas 3 years ago
man, aston martin is soo sexy
andrew90212 3 years ago
Pimp cup?
Isn't a "pimp cup" what a pimp puts in his jock to protect his little bitchs?
sirhcskoorb 3 years ago
LMAO love the ending
Jeromeo9 3 years ago
Okay, Derek, people probably just say you are short because they are all probably midgets and are jealous. P.S. FLD rocks!!
CanadianDN 3 years ago
"911 fighter, 911 fighter, 911 fighter." God has any car of the 911's class even beat it yet? Are they all bark n no bite? Those other companies are all jealous aren't they? Porsche rules!
RyuHayabusaDOA4 3 years ago
Damn straight... My Boxster S may not be the fastest car on the street (although it does screw), but put it into a corner and it's amazing. Best car I've ever driven, bar none. Porsche basically takes astonishing and multiplies it by 10. Just simply unbelievable cars to own, even compared to a Lambo or an Aston it's just the passion (and the drivability) that a Porsche has its just.. superb.
Robez93 3 years ago
too bad boxters are a girls car huh?
rcfp2006 3 years ago
1. You've obviously never driven one, ever.
2. No they aren't, and even if they were who cares.
3. I had a lot of cars to choose from when buying a new sports car... I test drove plenty, including a 2005 Bentley Continental, a new Carrera, and a 1999 Ferrari 355. And of course a new Boxster. I chose the 2007 Boxster S, it was better to drive then anything else.
4. You spelled Boxster wrong. It's 'Boxster' not 'boxter'.
Robez93 3 years ago
you think a boxter is better than a 355? it may be quicker (though i doubt that) but jesus man, why buy a cockster when you could have a ferrari, and a damned good one? and what kind of fuck compares a boxter to a conti gt? i see through you fuckass, you like porsches, so do i, but i can admit that other cars are much better.
kneelio321 3 years ago
Damnit, dude, calm down. I chose the Boxster because 1. Price, I got a fully loaded S with every option except Tiptronic for 3/5's what the Bentley I looked at was for sale for. (and Conti's dont come with a stick)
2. The 355 was beautiful, better then the Boxster for sure and I never said it wasn't, but it was 8 years old and was more then the new Porsche. 3. I never compared the Boxster to a continental in the first place. I just said I test drove both and the boxster was a better car for me.
Robez93 3 years ago
Meh, my Porsche 944 S2 Turbo owns the crap out of a Boxster S... doesn't even need mods to own that shit. lol
BBQPeanut 3 years ago
Nah, the S2 Turbo pulls great but a boxster S has a faster 0-60 and 0-100 time. 260 BHP in the S2 Turbo, but it weighs more then the Boxster and with decade old technology it doesn't put the power on the road as well as the boxster. I'm thinking about buying a 944, actually. They're pretty damn sweet, as well as being reliable and rather cheap. Good luck with yours.
Robez93 3 years ago
riight..S2 turbo? you added turbo to the S2? how much HP that S2 puttin out? cant believe it would have any more power than the boxster S
storkman 3 years ago
For something 15 years old, it's faster, handles better, looks better than the Boxster as well as the fugly 911, and is way cheaper.
BBQPeanut 3 years ago
Its none of the above... you couldn't be more off. It is a great car, granted, but you have no clue what you're talking about. Unless the 944 Turbo is modified it doesn't accelerate faster or go faster or handle better. It is a phenominally handling car, but Car and Driver's best handling car of 1986 can't compete with one of C/D's top skidpad results of a Boxster.
Robez93 3 years ago
i am sure, NO, i am HIV positve that there will be no jag ever as good as any aston.
kellyvtec 3 years ago
lol.
well said.
heyJ0sH 3 years ago
"mmH MMH BITCH!"
hahaha ur fucking hilarious
spo0ons 3 years ago 2
get hands on with cars like top gear...although nothing is better than top gear
KJAl 3 years ago
hey do you guys have any news on Mosler?
the British-American super car company?
R0JIBLANC0 3 years ago
MMH bitch thats priceless
gloryface 3 years ago
Who is PI on the cup?
TripleZ89 3 years ago
PI are the only letters that show up from PIMP....get it, PIMP Cup?
or in derek d's case, imp cup :) i wanna be commenter of the week!
chevycamaro1987 3 years ago
Ah yes.. gotta start watching closer... thanks!
TripleZ89 3 years ago
i think it says PIMP but it wraps around so u cant see it
azngangstr0 3 years ago 2
I heard Bahrain is a tiny ass country
BayArea8080 3 years ago
Who steals a vw beetle? Dear god. They shouldn't punish him with jail time but with sports car magazines.
skeletor1050 3 years ago 4
Who steals a vw beetle? Dear god. They shouldn't punish him with jail time but with sports car magazines.
skeletor1050 3 years ago
haha Mosley...didn't he have a wife? how could he do such thing. LOL. LMAO.
AeroPolice 3 years ago
arabs would be buying that hood ornament like crazy LOL
bdyan1 3 years ago
come 2 the uk!!!!
vivalarey619 3 years ago
When did Wally World start selling plastic Pimp cups?
mauri310 3 years ago
Come to South Carolina ya'll!
mauri310 3 years ago
hahahahhahahaha
"mmmmMMMM mmmmmMMMM BITCH!!
TheShadidas 3 years ago
the aston jag face off is back. i guess the best thing ford has done in recent years is go under, poor mustang.
madcamel2000 3 years ago
That Cazy .
khrisinfo 3 years ago
trapster is cool, i was hoping for a service like this eventually.
Ideally I would like to have agps unit where you can upload poi where known speed traps and light cameras are at.
mjfan123085 3 years ago
Old people are so kinky... but whats an old dude going to do with five chics?.. Viagra can't be that good.... can it?
bralen24 3 years ago
wow your short.
minimoodie 3 years ago
Ah, and what the ladies wear there is not nazi-style, ask Harry!
Simsalabimmm 3 years ago
Derek D. looks like Elvis!
Simsalabimmm 3 years ago
FORD Fixed Or Repaired Daily
raulclerici 3 years ago
FORD: Found On Road Dead
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
(I don't really like dogde)
00AvA00 3 years ago
Haven't heard that one before...
Paradiddler45 3 years ago
mmmm mmmm bitch
masciale 3 years ago
i wonder if ford is gona go for aston martian now
Darkelement101 3 years ago
let me know when Jag or Aston under 30K, because i still wont buy one.
bookzoo 3 years ago
horny old men ftw. jk thats sorta really disgusting...
old wrinkly balls *shudders*
carnut666 3 years ago
can i be on the commenter of the week?
carsismeZ06 3 years ago
heh, I like 'tokyoplumber'...
SiXFiGA350Z 3 years ago
MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM BITCH
ZBroder 3 years ago
BUAHAUHAHAU
Eliano55 3 years ago
oh yeah who is going to buy an indian Jag?
fuck that, Jaguar is ruined
Aston is the best, i hope TATA implodes on itself!!
Speedjunkie713 3 years ago
Wow you sure are ignorant. Too bad you haven't realized that TATA is India's largest motor company and invests in steel, oil, and other lucrative products. The only thing Jaguar and Tata will share are profit and manufacturing costs. The latter, Ford could not afford to pay.
CARFANATIC552 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha i think tata havin jag is 218963292834982749872398473 times better than ford.
ford>all other car makers
tata rapes fords eye socket on the daily
and im quite exited to see what comes from them in the future
STATISTIQ 3 years ago
right you can think that if it make you feel better..........
Darkelement101 3 years ago
hahaha ford is crap
always was always will be.
STATISTIQ 3 years ago 4
AGREED! but the mustang is a nice damn car probably the only best thing from ford
SubliminalHate 3 years ago
1st, TATA can't implode. they have too much money.
2nd, you can't even buy a indian jag even if you wanted to. think about it. when is the last time you hear india exporting anything that is not counterfeit. jag is still an all british car. TATA is just the cash flow source.
chisau 3 years ago
A hardcore 911 fighting sure would be pretty cool. Another great show guys, I think DD is a great presenter.
goochi01 3 years ago
Derek stop trying to act like a pimp and actually grow some dreadlocks, at least i know you would have better with that pimp cup... oh and LITTLE JON called saying he wants his pimp cup back and he'll sing u on the spot!
ezeata 3 years ago
im still rockin the CB.
Samrixs 3 years ago
at least 3 mins of this video has nothing to do with cars
razz8007 3 years ago
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asshole reads all the fuckin comments about him aaaaahahahahahah
sullay1991 3 years ago
Great. Now get the fuck out.
dvpringle 3 years ago 4
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he rly doesnt care wat you say u should fag!
sambulls 3 years ago
LoL!
Nice Cup Derek!
JXintheZ 3 years ago
that aston martin is bad ass
proto35 3 years ago
MMMMM MMMMM BITCH!!!
LOL!!!
Ice1man44 3 years ago
I also thought it was funny
Raul50123 3 years ago
i also have a pimp cup.
DanTheMan702 3 years ago
simply ur just awesome derek..i would give u 3thumbs up, only if i had 3 thumbs
KKassem20 3 years ago
Thats one sweet pimp cup
emerica420 3 years ago
PIMP CUP =D
IboDeBo 3 years ago
one of my favs so far.
good news about jag they might finaly make something I like the look of
also that phone thing sounds cool hope it shows up in the UK
blitzwing1985 3 years ago
mosley is a disgrace although his lucky with those 5 hookers
takuradagr81 3 years ago 2
He's not lucky, hookers are worn out and fraught with STDs.
Alastor308 3 years ago
Nobody wants to comment today because Friday comments are not eligible for comment of the week.
iraleecantellia 3 years ago 2
WOO HOO!!!!!
514ben 3 years ago
about FUki'n TIME
darkz2k3 3 years ago
what took it so long?
boobyboob69 3 years ago 2
lol aston still has teh name and breed behind it.
jonokiller 3 years ago
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First comment?
MohammedAsmahiel 3 years ago