Retsupurae: Survival Horror Videogames Should Have Infinite Ammo!

[KKoserYaks]

Let's see: He constantly complains about "faulty" hit detection when it's just his terrible aim. He thinks zombies are suppose to come in overwhelming crowds through locked buildings (I think he's been playing too much L4D). He has no idea how guns work. He complains about weak melee attacks (which are completely normal in horror games). And he tries to pass off playing halfway through a demo as a full game review. I believe we are surely in the presence of an incredibly stupid game reviewer.

[shadowhexogram]

Does he know you reviewed him?

[FourthDerivative]

Huh. I thought Americans were supposed to be good with guns.

[CCRockit]

@FourthDerivative

hes part british, thats why, because hes the love child of an Xbox fanatic and Electricalbeast.

"OH DEARY ME A GUN!? how VOIL!"

[lich109]

thank you so much for doing these videos, I really appreciate someone pointing out stupid reviewers and destroying their arguments without personally attacking them.

For the record, it was Armake21, now BoxedEntertainment21 who first started saying "this game sucks, avoid it like the plague" he got it after reviewing king's knight. He's another one who says something sucks, is barely a step above this guy, except he's actually funny, and only goes after legitimately bad games.

[LegendarySock]

Man, it's great that he just stood there for the first 3 minutes.

[JojoMonReturns91]

TomDogg445 must have been thinking about this game as a horrible sequel to the George Romero movie. Seriously, I just saw Cubex55's Walkthrough of this game, and it doesn't LOOK THAT BAD.

What do you think of this game man? :D

[JojoMonReturns91]

@JojoMonReturns91

Dammit. His real name is TomDogg449 (aka Decker). Didn't correct this back then. HERPDERP

[cyberhoodlum]

Wow, this is a hilarious retsupurae. Hhbomberguy, I might go as far as to say that you're even better than slowbeef, diabetus, and proteus. This review of a review was great, and the guy who you were commenting about sounds like the spawn of the Irate Gamer and navgtr. Also add an entire lifetime of playing nothing but Halo, Call of Duty, and Serious Sam.

[Cyberius777]

@cyberhoodlum

At least Serious Sam is a fun shooter. Though, I agree with everything else you said. I at least take some time to play other games. Unlike this guy, comparing a game meant to be survival horror (and shooting off course.) to every generic FPS out there.

[DayBreakization]

This is a demo! Who reviews a DEMO?!

[joethulhuz]

I yell like this at game reviews sometimes. It seems like no one ever reviews games that they know how to review, besides a few select people, and even they can get things wrong sometimes.

[JamesKravenwolf]

lol a review about a review. Awesome XD

[MGlBlaze]

Not to defend this prick, but shotguns aren't supposed to spread that much; although usually the gratuitous spread of in-game shotguns is to maintain game balance. The spread of the shotguns in the L4D games is much closer to real-life than other games, but still has an exaggerated pellet spread.

This guy is still a colossal moron, though. The basic rule of reviewing something is to explain why something is good or bad; something he very clearly ignores.

[Lestat13TheVampire]

Thank you for bringing this to my attention - I'll go kill myself for people liking people like this.

[flashgamereviews4u]

you stupid fuck lol

[FluffyH1tman]

To be fair to him, I would think the shotgun was screwed up if it spread that much, too. Maybe it was just the resolution, but I didn't see the impacts, so it looks like it just blows off random parts of the body when in fact it apparently fires approximately fifty pellets and will spread out to the size of a human in five to ten feet. That's not so much a problem as annoying, speaking as someone who spends more time looking at TFR photothreads than porn. Shotguns do not work that way.

[Dkostuj2]

YouTube game reviews generally tend to be "sucktastic", and this review is no exception.

[ZombieAnatomist]

Nice review of a review man. I loled 5/5

[crewealexfan]

uber pwnage

[StabbityDeath]

That guy thinks the best example of a survival horror game is RE5. :(

[Reiveth]

Holy crap that guy is such an idiot.

[frostscythe66]

god i hate that guys voice