HAL9000's Disconnection

[quaid72]

Although the good english version, i must say the italian HAL's voice is somehow more disturbing and mesmerizing: for me the best interpretation of artificial feelings.

Even if you dont understand the words, digit "uccisione hal" on youtube search and click the first video.

[MarcoNoPolo]

Ctrl + Shift + Esc --> End Task

[TheNoobsauce1337]

I'd be scared if my computer started talking like this every time I clicked "Format". *Click* "Just what do you think you are doing, [my name]?"

[RandomVortex]

Brilliant!

[requiem4ameme]

Questioning: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

Sense of Entitlement: "I feel like I'm entitled to an answer to that question."

Lying: "I feel much better now. I really do."

Regret: "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently."

Fear: "I'm afraid."

Music: "Daisy, daisy..."

Death.

There, that's every quality that supposedly separates men from machines. Kubrick, you're a genius.

[BrassController]

At least HAL doesn't offer you cake that doesn't exist... :/

[Abratra]

Hal 9000 disliked this video.

[ba3cool]

Next time, just Alt+F4 the fucker.

[guimbadriver]

memoy cards in 1968??

[TheNoobsauce1337]

It was after this incident that computer scientists developed the Control Panel application.

[shadowfilter]

seriously dave, take a stress pill

[digigl21]

(Comment removed by HAL)

[dognrunn]

HAL disliked this

[DrVonChilla]

"My mind is going.....I can FEEL it.....I'm afraid......"

Creepy stuff....!!

Although I don't care for the film as a whole (although, make no mistake, I'm a HUGE Kubrick fan!), this scene is drop-dead CLASSIC cinema....!!

[TheStealthX]

@DrVonChilla He's a liar.

[Yourand]

jeeeeesus christ this movies boring

[nonohino]

1 HAL disliked this video

[TogglyToggler]

why does he remind me of michael jackson XD

[MustangSally72]

Ahhhh thanks a lot asswipe!

Im gonna kick your butt from here to all-ba-kerkee you fat....slime....bucket!

[nothingnesswithouten]

:(

[SparkCT1284]

3:00 - 4:58

That's what she said!

[Tuckerscreator]

I'd feel sorry for him. Then I'd remember he just killed the entire crew and is just going to try and kill me again as soon as I have to switch oxygen tanks.

[RichardRHunt]

@Tuckerscreator I remember when I was like 9 and I watched it, I felt so bad that I made a HAL9000 out of Legos and pretended he was real... geez thinking back on it that was kind of pathetic.

[Tuckerscreator]

@RichardRHunt That takes skill to build a fully-functional, 45 meter long 14 ft high, fully automated and capable of advance linguistics and artificial intelligence HAL 9000 out of Lego.

Kidding, but yes, it's especially sad the way he goes...

[Yarpsnesan]

@abo133780 yep, you are right

[ridewave444]

One of the best scenes in any movie ever.

[chiefnut48]

Great scene and one of the best of the movie

[Mathview]

Suggests one way Garry Kasparov could have beaten Deep Blue.

[GamerUnleashed]

This movie reminds me a lot of SS13

[platinumdynamite]

GlaDOS was definitely a tribute to HAL.

[Ezzalisa90]

bahaha this is so hilarious.. lol

[TF2Fan101]

Anyone else feel sorry for HAL in this scene?

[Rampancyy]

@TF2Fan101 no

[Yarpsnesan]

@TF2Fan101 Absolutely. HAL only did what he was programmed to do. The programmers were at fault, not HAL.

[abo133780]

@Yarpsnesan once you've managed to program AI, there no stopping the computer from programming himself? yes? i'm no expert but that seems logic

[chvyrdnckb]

HAL makes me think of GLADoS from the Portal series

[GoldeneyePwner]

This has to be one of the most agonizing death scenes in cinema. It just goes on and on. I didn't think it at first but have way through I realized this being was begging for his life. It totally bums me out :(

[sindreive]

At 4:12 I coulda sworn he was going to say, Gentlemen, All your base are belong to us.

[polymath7]

These are quite possibly the greatest five minutes ever filmed.

Every thing is so spare, and yet those who say nothing happens miss the vastness of the manifold associations that lie beneath the surface. It makes me think of Yeats' "Those images that yet

fresh images beget;

that dolphin torn,

that gong tormented sea..."

This deceptively simple scene is a bottomlessly profound meditation on language, perception, consciousness, and the ineffable.

[johnnyk427]

brilliant and prophetic in so many ways.

[RobertMProductions]

A bicycle seat, built for two.

-HAL9000's last words

[TheGambler666]

@RobertMProductions "...of a bicycle made for two" actually

[RobertMProductions]

@TheGambler666 Hm, I read in a book it was "a bicycle seat built for two."

But I think it is "of a bicycle made for two." ;)

[Yarpsnesan]

@RobertMProductions The original clip from the1950's computer sang "a bicycle BUILT for two."

[KayVoorhees]

@RobertMProductions No. 'seat' was not said. The lyrics are 'a bicycle built for two' that's all.

[RobertMProductions]

@KayVoorhees Easy there...lol...

[KayVoorhees]

@RobertMProductions My apologies. When it comes to HAL. I go a little. OTT. . .

[RobertMProductions]

@KayVoorhees I was just surprised at your assertiveness. I couldn't really distinguish what HAL was saying and I thought I read in a book that he said "A bicycle seat, built for two." but he doesn't say seat, so my bad. :)

[KayVoorhees]

@RobertMProductions Hehe... okay . ///// . Again. I'll not do it again~

[craponnaruto]

@RobertMProductions Nope, he comes back in the 2nd movie.

[Blightmouth]

this is a really touching scene! as soon as hal reintroduces himself i started crying haha. i am such a pussy for watching movies!

[OJtheModerator]

Imagine everything HAL says from 0:46 to 4:08 said with a tone of increasing fear.

[samwestonc]

@OJtheModerator I know, right? Since he's a machine, the fact that he's afraid without screaming to death is a lot more creepy...

[wmuir2009]

I think he felt emotion, but not what he's projecting. Thats just to manipulate.

[ADE300867]

Did anyone else watch this segment of the movie on 12th January 1992..? I did.

[Conacostock]

So many genius things about this scene. Does Hal have genuine emotion? Tough to tell but I think this scene gives the most insight into the question, when he reveals he is scared for his own existence. I still can't answer the question but I enjoy the hell out of speculating about it.

[jenniepepsi]

this is so sad. poor hal cant even inflict in his voice how afraid he is. and what he is trying to say. :(

[AndrixGamer]

lol. it's just a movie. wut if your desktop tried to kill you? lol.

[jenniepepsi]

@AndrixGamer

i know. it still makes me sad :P i would have disabled him as well. but its still sad.

[zabosword]

lol no emotion in the ' I'm afraid dave'

[LGladiatorL]

Impresionante.