A Night In The Drunk Tank!

[teja722]

a Drink Nigga will Fuck Him/her under Shit amount of alcohol , Mrijuana ..and all the Man made Drugs are mixed and running in his veins for past 1 month..

[smitler123654]

Thank god we don't have that in England you poor Americans

[shloppyjoe13]

LOLWAT

[holland833]

you have deffinetley got a problem since your mother gave birth sad cunt go away and die

[holland833]

sad bastard

[AngeliaClaire]

OBAMUS!

[Scripter555]

loved it as I always do - I LOVE THAT WOMAN!!! LOL

[kingfriggle3]

dont hate reply, is that really a female?

[bcubed72]

What, is this supposed to be the white version of Shirley Q. Liquor?

[sydneyloveselmo]

UMMMM...CREEPER...

[michaeldj5]

Omg...this cracks me the shit up!

[NewarkGuy]

LMAO ...so white trash....is she/he trying to be wonder woman with that gold headband? LOL

[maria39208]

She sounds like she is from the deep south. I like it.

[kackle2848]

lol



[MourirSarin]

I fucking love you hahaha

[millawayproductions]

I hope you fuckin die satanic mongrel

[choongbren]

lol

[mast3rmind25]

Ugliest woman ive ever seen.

[fordtruxdad]

Miss Thang, you are sooooo funny! You remind me of some of my white trash cousins from Maryland!

[bartlettohio]

This is pure genius!!! LOCO MAMA for president!!!

[roshkova]

"Who the hell's gonna insure THAT SHIT?" A 1972 Rambler....Loco Mama amuses me.

[Zipster08]

@roshkova I'm glad you enjoy her!

[paparazzi323]

STOP!!!!! JUST STOP PLEASE.LOL

[hanoitwin]

zipster08 is the 20 guys 1 cup homo.

[BittyWoof]

Haters go to hell, Loco Mama is way better than you could ever be. I Loooovvvees you Loco Mama.

[Ainsiquenon23]

LOL This is HILARIOus! LOVE YOU LOCAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pauldamstra1]

u need to get some help man

[bassmzero]

YOU'RE THE CANDY BRA GUY?!?!?!? I HAD NO IDEA!!!

[tjomc82]

lol i missed this one think i was in jail when u posted it. love this!

[tracer740]

I think I'm in love!  Be still my heart...

[ramjam6]

Funny

[ThatsMRdouchbag]

I am shocked Lauder hasn't signed you as a spokemodel>

SHOCKED.

[LOCOMAMASFRIEND]

DEAR ZIPSTER08: PLEASE RESPOND TO MY COMMENT. THE VERY FIRST TIME I LAID EYES ON LOCOMAMA WAS SOMETIME BACK IN 2009, AND I HAVE BEEN A LOYAL FAN EVER SINCE. MY FAVORITE LOCOMAMA EPISODE IS "LOCOMAMA AND THE BOYZ IN THE HOOD." PLEASE MAKE MORE VIDEOS WITH SEXY BOYS NALTS AND MAST. AND SPEAKING OF SEXY: YOU TAKE THE CAKE, LOCO MAMA. YOU ARE ONE HOT LADY! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH UNTIL I CRY. YOU ARE FUNNY, FLIRTATIOUS, FRIVOLOUS, AND FABULOUS! YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING THAT I'VE EVER SEEN !!

[Zipster08]

@LOCOMAMASFRIEND THANKS!!

[FuckTheCitizens]

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR A FUCKING MESS, GOOD GOD WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH, WHO WELL LET YOU BE IN THE SAME HOUSE THAT THEY SLEEP IN.....OH MY FUCKIN GOD YOU ARE FILTHY, A SHOWER WOULDN'T FIX YOU, 50 PACKS OF BEER WOULDN'T MAKE YOU LOOK ANYWERE CLOSE TO A NASTY BITCH!!!!!!! I PUKED LOOK AT YOU!!!!!!!! I LETTERLY PUKED MY LUNG'S OUT!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! UWHWHWHWHWHWH!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zipster08]

@FuckTheCitizens You are SO wrong!

[FuckTheCitizens]

@Zipster08 REALLY, ARE YOU FUCKIN ENSANE! HUH? LOOK IN THE MIRROR, JUST LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE DOGSHIT TO ME!!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE THAT IS HOLDING ON TO THAT LAST PIECE OF HUMANITY SHE/HE CAN FIND!!!! BUT YOU WELL NOT FIND IT ANYTIME SOON. LET'S FUCKING HOPE NOT!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU GARBAGE!!! DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!! N QUIT POSTING VIDS ON YOUTUBE, BITCHHH!!!!!!!!

[Zipster08]

@FuckTheCitizens FUCK YOU!!!

[WoWSmirv]

@Zipster08 Just ignore him, he has mental problems, just look at his channel and you can see he needs to seek some help.

[KingCorey1000]

@FuckTheCitizens LOLOLOLOL !!!!! its a fucking video to make people laugh yu no life piece of shit, shut da fuck up, loco mama is da shit, and id let da bitch live wit me, and party wit me and anything, WHY !. cuz she funny as muha fucking hell, now yu shul hop off on dat next dissing shit, before yuh ass ends up six feet deep, aint gonna be in no drunk tank, gunna be six feet deep LMFAO ! fuckling dumb ass LOVE YU LOCO MAMA KEEP DOIN DA DAMN THANG !

[RobbingRacistRaza]

@FuckTheCitizens It's called a joke, jackass.

If you don't know what that is, look it up.

[Ainsiquenon23]

@FuckTheCitizens Don';t you dare attempt to get this beautiful lady off youtube!!! Don't you dare!

[ThatsMRdouchbag]

@FuckTheCitizens What a tribute to LocaMma's genius.

You sound as if you really believe this is a gal?

Or are you just angry HE stole your mama's make up tricks?

[Dreamydre15]

@FuckTheCitizens wtf -___-

[FuckTheCitizens]

I WOULD SHIT ON YOU AND NOT FEEL BAD OR UNCOMFARTABLE..... YOU BI-SEXAUL PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD GO AND KILL YOURSELF, BECAUSE NO ONE WELL LOVE YOU........EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ADDpwn]

is everything you said true like the liscence, insurance, jail, car, etc.....

[AngeliaClaire]

This one is another fav of mine I watch daily! LUV U keep bringing me more sweetie! ;)

[AngeliaClaire]

I love this one too! I watch this one all the time too! ;) I love the siren jestures!  so funny! The story of my life! You are frickin funny! xxoo!!!!!!

[RavenholmHunter]

OMFG SCARY AHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH­AH

[scorpioTNT]

a two way of getting sick in the stomache.... first one for laughing and other speaks for itself XD

[pgy002]

Woah! Nothing like a 900 year old fart in a bra, and he calls trans people nutjobs!

[AngeliaClaire]

Whaeeww whaeew! YOU ARE SO CLEVER! should be a writer for comedy shows. I LOVE YOU!

[d0rkula]

I love you Zipster!

[MrPeterman564]

uhm.

[brenda1219621]

lmao you are a trip

[ravenholdter]

you beeing loco mama is both scary and addictive and that's coming from a 14 year old hehe. I thumbed up though ;P

[dig282]

that is annoying when ya have to walk home, sometimes it's miles from where you was picked up!

[mdcombs79]

There is a CURE for ALL addiction! I have seen it with my own eyes. I personally know friends who have been addicted to all types of hardcore drugs and alcohol. Now, as unbelievably as it seems, they are completely Freed from it. They have so much Hope in their life, so much Joy now, so much Peace that they have never experienced. I too was hooked on my addiction for years. Now I am experiencing complete freedom and hope myself. For proof of this, click on my name to see these powerful stories.

[martinc47]

her eyeliner is a little off. only a little lol

[xococoaxo]

Your videos are awesome! I've been laughing so hard, im crying! Thank You I needed it!

[Zipster08]

@xococoaxo Thanks!

[XTDRAGON]

@xococoaxo u have a really bad sence of humor

[xococoaxo]

omg i really needed to laugh like this today, thank you!

[britdemo]

wtf .............this is funny

[Clickgirl]

you are flies on shit

[cocoyodariver]

Okay so I randomly stumbled over this and was laughing my ass off the whole time. Awesome job!!

[miccommander]

I love you

[gdhillier]

lol, why would I blow on that? lol, Steal my 8 Track player... I just discovered you today... this stuff is gonna keep me laughing all day.... Good Work!

[Zipster08]

@gdhillier Thanks...I'm glad you're enjoying my stuff!

[AdolphPickleGRABBER]

@Zipster08 we had a GRAIG 8 trac player...till my dad caught us sniffing the head cleaning fluid. He threw it out

[KingTaalib23]

fake

[AngeliaClaire]

Zipster you are so right on I luv u! =)

[TheJughed1]

FUNNY!!!  hahahaha

[SiT1986]

Milf pl0x.

[ulyone]

this is why i say "fuck tv".

people like you make my day.

do you thang playa!

[twistedsis]

I LOVE YOU !!!

[TheLesa12]

too dang funny

[Korea4Me]

Locomama, do you wear your underpants on the outside like all the other popular superheroes and heroines?

[nickv11763]

you know what your a good story teller

[nickv11763]

WTF

[FATHERMitcheLL]

Wonder Woman?

[Carentan123]

is that a mask or is this shit reaL?!

[cheekychops39]

Incredibly funny !!!!

[Zipster08]

Thank you!

[Tinkstoy01]

Zipster08 I love your shit! Drink one for me bro. Lol

[tguitard1]

F***ing awesome!!!!!

[SinginBird]

comed from? lol

[xxpiggystardustxx]

LMFAO THAT WAS GREAT

[MrStedebonnet]

IT´S REAL ??

[Duelo84]

lol like flys on shit... jajajajja

[Dingle1488]

scruffy fucking american claiming on zee disability

[suska16]

CREEEEPYY!!!!

[pureorpureh]

loco mama<3

[GB1930]

heroine hoccer

[string193]

loco mama in moonlighting is the best one ever go watch it!

[string193]

lmao

[tina2793]

I frickin love you girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tina2793]

lmao!!!!

[MikeyD03878]

is somthing wrong with him...

[killerwuerfel]

hahahahaha loooooooooooool du affe^^

[MikeCux1976]

los blasen,seh zu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KMissEz]

omg scarrrry!!!!!

[39tommyboy]

id sober the fuck up real quick like to wake up in jail and see ya ugly ass face in the drunk tank with me. god damn man. stay sober

[D0ctorR0b]

Locomamma I love you!!! You made me laugh til I wet my pants! Ur very good!

xxx

[dilwich123]

this guys got a mouth like a slack asshole.....

[6metalneverdie9]

Do you have a problem dude...

[rsraxim]

this guy is not funny.

[IamaKinsey06]

Loco you are an absolute scream! Don't let these narrow-minded ignorant twits criticize you.

They're just jealous that you're cool, funny, and a celebrity. I'm a new fan who saw you on Talk Soup. When was the last time any of these narrow-minded ignorant uneducated phobic lowlife cretins were on TV? It's jealousy... pure and simple!

As far as I'm concerned honey, you rock!

[MrPaperbagpimp]

lol ! that was great ... i was laughin my ass off

[969TokyoBaby969]

reminds me of chris crocker

L-O-L!

[pokee6969]

lissssssssssssssensssssseeeeee­ee and reggesssssssssssstratttsssssss­ssion

[frankconjr]

queen of the doublewide trailer!

[frankconjr]

JERRY, JERRY!

[flameballz27]

LOL YOUR fUNNY AS HELL!!!! i couldn't stop laughin at this.

[zombella666]

ROFL you are so hilarious

[SCREAMSFORTINA]

WOW, Wonder Woman on Crack!!!!!!

[FuzzersDaWolfeh]

lmfao, niiice. (: WHO THE HELL'S GONNA INSURE THAT SHIT? hahaaa! good stuff.

[joannadanna1]

Man this cracks me up - great stuff

[thomasbhunter007]

They are on you like flies on shit because, well, you're a nasty piece of shit yourself.

[xxmb65]

o my! wtf

[Vygis17]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Stop scary little kid's

[redneon06]

YEAH! Those hidden dui stops are scary! You wont catch me doing that! Luv ya Ma!

[1fils]

Dude WTF ( UGLY ) r u a man or woman (CHoooooooZe)

[screamsofcross]

stfu

[sk8erguy552]

are you going to be a regular retarded person who can at least use spell check and take the time out to spell are you a, and what the fuck, and iT rEAllY IsNt Co0l wHEn yOu TyPe LIkE tHiS...

[zillysteven]

umm we r on the internet not in an english calss u can write however tha fuck you want shyyt danm BiAtCh wait are you going to give me a ticket for writing like that sir oh im srry go fuck urself

[sk8erguy552]

lol stupid wtf does typing like you've got a broken shift key constitute as bad grammar? and im just saying if your going to put someone down on the internet you might as well have a legit reason for doing so and not have to act "gangster" by tYpEInG lIKe tHiS, just say what your going to say, you dont have to call me "biatch" because that just proves that you think your cool, whilst you still have a bedtime and are incredibly white and listen to rap music like you think its cool p.s. its not

[IamaKinsey06]

Yep, we're on the internet. Which is exactly why one should endeavor to use correct grammar, punctuation, spelling, etc. It's the best way to judge how educated and mature the person on the other end is. If they come across as a child, gang banger, simpleton, moron, or just your basic illiterate high school dropout, then one can safely assume they're wasting their time communicating with this person.

[joem541]

take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.

2.say a name of someone u like.

3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomarrow.

4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 other vids

dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days

[1sazzymama]

The people that come on here and say terrible things to Locomama, should be ashamed of yourself....Don't you know a comedy act when you see one...Not everyone can make people laugh, and for those who can (zipster), it is a talent and those who don;t like it,,,need to go elsewhere....We want more of Locomama.....Please .....

[klantarN]

MAN U ARE FUCKED UP , DAMN UR A IDIOT!!.

[101Volts]

Sorry to hear that Loco, I'm guessing nobody stole your 8 track player while you were away from your car though? If someone stole my music player I don't know what I'd do. I like listening to my music.

[liberator279]

i think i just died a little inside......

[j3llomas3r21]

...me too...

[MakeMeCryHappy]

o.O

[MommyIdol]

A Brand NEW 1972 Rambler ;) lmao!! ~Mommy_Idol<3

[Darren11UK]

hahaha lol

[EmoVegan101]

saerm

[doedeedum]

lol someones going to steal my 8 track. hey is that the same vehicle that you put the casket in? lol

[DameEdithDivine]

LocoMama you make me laugh until the pigs come home! Hehehehehehehe!!

[smellpickle]

you need some hub caps 4 free?

[RabekaJo]

you are hilarious!!! Ty I needed these laughs I subscribed your so funny!

[IrishEyez01]

omg ur killin me with loco hahaha

[doedeedum]

lol 72 rambler. my first car was a matador. i later had another amc car,ambassador broughm. a kid ran into me from behind. they totaled that car. they was going to take the car but found out the junk yard was only going to give 25 dollars for it. they let me keep it. i ran it until the beariong in the rear froze up. amc really made some crap. remember the ugliest car on wheels? yup the pacer. a geek mobile galore.

[nbboi1]

Haha, the Pacer, I called them pregnant pintos.

[ayucatATONOMIplasma1]

ha ha ha ha ha ha thats so fucking funny

[string193]

i love you moco mamma in moon lighting video its so funny!

[anima13]

i want some sexy subscribers! 0

[jillianherrex3]

wow, i love how like an 80 year old guy is wearing makeup and trying to be funny.

[akamiranda]

..B..bu..but it IS funny! :D

[silkynnice]

Love the make up !!! hehehehe

[Scientologypoweruser]

disgusting

[IamaKinsey06]

AS IF your opinion means anything at all.

Scientology..... BWAHAHAHAHA!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!

[jlmadill]

Man that was so funny!

[nealssheepdog]

Go Loco...

[FireheartThunderclan]

xD LMAO

[TheBonnieRose]

Poor Loco Mama.. I'm glad nobody stole your 8-track player!

LOL

[fransieman12]

you really have no life!

[englander1971]

what a joke, you are making a complete fool out of whats left with yourself.Seek Gods guidance instead of continuing with this Circus sideshow BUBBA.

[091178442]

shut the fuck up bout religion, u sooo hav no humerouse side

[surefirewin]

dude im christian but i think this is funny, dont be so serious all the time man. take a joke.

[britdemo]

@surefirewin eh whats been christian got anything to do with it

[xMeggax]

"Prostuuutes and crayckheeds" xD

[StrwbreFldz4evR]

8 track! Goodness Zip you are a scream!

[Brough1111]

Is there a local ordinace for being ughly,

if so you'll doomed, the cops will nail you

the minute you leave the house.

[savannahsunseed]

my speaker died i cant here it

[wesalittle]

My gawd, that is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen since forever!! FunnyFuckFunny! This I see after Q&A and a couple others. Awesome, Zip, just awesome... and did I mention funny?

A new fan,

Wes

(Oh, yeah... FUNNY!)

[DDRDDRMASTER]

xD i totally agree

[Brough1111]

The reason the cops stop you is becuase you are a drunken slut, placing the lives of innocent people at jepoardy by your drunk driving. High marks for the local cops they

are to be praised.

[JSchnabbs]

Where have you been all my life, Zipster?!

omgz.

[GremlinCode]

I think I just pissed myself..

Not sure yet if it was fear induced, or out of laughter..

[WhiteSyd]

wow.........

[Carleeuu]

Can you calm down?

Its people like you who make people not want to be who they are.

[XxLawlietIsLuvXx]

LMAO

[govtofficer]

I will Pray an UFO comes and picks you up, and brings you to the place you belong where everyone is just like you

[govtofficer]

FFS is this this zipper?! ROFL