MST3k:TISCWSLaBMUZ (Part 4/10)

[CarolinaOcelot]

Harold's the spitting image of HP Lovecraft.

[wickedfeylady]

@CarolinaOcelot Maybe Howard should summon the Great Old Ones for a battle with Ortega. That'd be cinema gold. PRAISE YOGSOTHOTH

[shandelear]

"Would you lie face down on a porcupine?"

[Servocaster]

Watch "Prince of Space" and note that Krankor' and Ortega have the same nose.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Awkwaaard..for some reason"

[Xsublime28xX]

"yes I see an oily fortune teller......oh thats me" lmao

[Gr8fulElegy]

I second whoever said they couldn't wait to see these guys stop living....

[jeannec1]

MST3K would have a goldmine if they could've riffed forever with every movie that the Sci-Fi Channel presents.

[DavidtheBlack]

That would've the perfect setup. Sci-Fi just keeps pumping out amazing piles of crap, but they won't admit it.

[jeannec1]

Very true, take for instance their movie Python, their movie Boa, and their movie Python Vs. Boa; need I say more?

If they could just save the budget for a few of their movies, tell Lou Diamond Phillips to leave them alone, and wait patiently for a decent script to reach their offices, they could make a not-crap movie!

[feverdeanmg]

I'm a news photographer and am producing two low budget horror / sci-fi features to try for direct to DVD or download distribution. My ultimate goal is to do I Sci Fi network movie or that new horror network Chiller. I saw a movie on there where a high tech parts storage set was made using 4 of those plastic basement shelving units, some spotlights, plastic sheeting and under bed storage bins.

The bar is set amazingly low. I will be posting some stuff on here soon.

[BuffyCheese]

Maybe the reason MST3K got canceled was because Sci-Fi was afraid that they would start doing that.

[ApacheMan2K]

Mike: (as Madam Estrella:) You talk funny, you feelthy peeg.

[nut126]

"what do you mean no?"

Jerry, it's reeeeeeally not a hard concept

[ladyzind]

Jerry's kind of a jerk, isn't he?

[hollyhuffstutler]

"What I say goes" combined with the trying to drag his girlfriend to a strip show

[Servocaster]

I thought we agreed" "What I say goes" Ummm...anyone else find flaws in this?

[NoIDidunt10]

@hollyhuffstutler Another problem,among many with this film.Dennis Ray Steckler's character Jerry comes off as a total woman hating jerk of a bum.Impossible to root for .In the end,you're left being glad he dies,and glad this crapfest is over with

[elemental402]

You know, I'm looking forward to when these guys stop living.

[Lespaul09MKN]

you talk funny you FILTHY PIGG!!!

[Gutpunchtaker]

My god, this guy's nose is so huge it could kill someone.

[Tatkitten]

I once read how you read palms. All I could remember was where the life line was. One day for fun I was reading my friends palm when her life line litterally stopped half way. We joked about it for a minute or two saying 'well you're going to die very soon. You've only got it halfways' when another friend yelled 'I'll fix it', grabbed a sharpie and then drew on her hand making it long. Ahh good times, good times.

[vlcupper]

I thought you were going to say she died like the next day.

[galaxyrock]

IT IS CLOWN LAW!

[evilevilasuka]

6:20 is that dude balding and sporting a comb over?! lol

[SoundsmithOne]

"It's a Magnum, ya know."

[BobbySimone86]

This movie is sooooooooooooo boring.

[PrinceofIndigo]

Have you seen "The Starfighters"?

[Tatkitten]

There's a reason this movie is on the list of 'Top 50 worst movies made'

[Touya82TT]

*A* Reason? As in only ONE? D:

[Ravenstryk]

them singing christmas lines during the song was priceless xD

[Zorakfan]

Ow, my stomach XD

[parish180]

The guy looks like a 1960's nicholas cage.

[TheSabessa]

"Yes...Yes, I see an oily Fortune-Teller...Oh wait, that's me."

LOL XD

[yuvgotubekidding]

"Mom's not on till nine."

[Nezbitt]

"You'll have a big house and... *spits* There's a swimming pool!"

It's a two-pronged fortune attack.

[yuvgotubekidding]

That's a buried schoolyard memory!

[melodyssong4916]

Come on, hair, let's go home.

[johnnyo3535]

"It is clown law"

[DredlockHolmes]

"Hey come on, let's go in there and get spooked, ok!?"

"What do you think we came here for, to eeeeat?"

The wonderful lines of Herald!

[johnnyo3535]

"You've got mail"

[Ridenite]

Ortega...Torgo... Oh, my heart is torn!

[wickedfeylady]

They need their own Odd Couple-type spinoff.

[person0129]

At 7:41, doesn't that guy on the left look like Rick Astley?

[brrrenna]

Did they use a Baldwin Fun Machine for Carmelita's dance number?

[brrrenna]

"Oh, I'm getting a C:\ prompt, hold on"

[klickenpod]

GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! "..and a hamster!"

[magpiepeck]

"It's a two-prong fortune attack"

Ha. So random and yet so funny.

[SethTurtle]

Torgo got the looks, but Ortega has the raw charisma. See how he handles that cigarette? Bogart's got nothing on him.

[DMCdawg]

You talk funny, you filthy pig!

[PzGSephy]

oh my god...I just relized Ortega is alot like Torgo O_o!

[swgmigraines]

- "This will go with Ortega's Chanel outfit."

- "Wow, he looks like Nosferatu."

- Tom: *smooch!*

- "It doesn't work on FERRETS, okay?"

- "Shots ring out, but the people of Bosnia bravely go on with their peep shows."

- "Come on, hair, let's go home."

[TheWaterScorpion]

So, that's it for the hair girl and the foreign Sean Penn?

[Tareltonlives]

Would you spend more than twenty minutes with them?

[TheWaterScorpion]

Good point.

[txteacher99]

I love the "Rent a Balki" reference...I watched "Perfect Strangers" religiously as a kid.

[andyp1986]

"Ortega! Tell Carmelita the time has come!"

Crow: *in a formal accent* Yes, of course, madame.

LMAO!

[TheWaterScorpion]

Somehow, their marriage works.

[Tareltonlives]

"Because the sex is fantastic!"

[myrecordcollection]

Soooo...forgive me if I'm asking a stupid question, but where ARE all of these mixed-up zombies I've heard tell about? So far I just see a bunch of teenagers with terrible hairstyles.

[Raitaro85]

and one oily gypsy lady.

[myrecordcollection]

True, but not even she has "stopped living" as suggested by the title.

[TheWaterScorpion]

You call that "living"? And I'd say they got the "mixed-up" part right as well.

[Tareltonlives]

LOL at the Christmas Carols

[RobertCohn97]

Step right up! See the dumpy woman with the doctor Seuss hat on!

[AnitaMontresor]

Sounds like that fortune teller is talking out of her nose...

[SilentGhost29]

I just love when Servo says "you have mail!" And the woman actually looks at the ball...hahahaha, they crack up too!!!

[SexPist0lPunk]

"awkward...for...some..reason.­..."

[prdgn]

feelthy peeg...

[thequay1]

I love the foreign-sounding gibberish every time there's a close-up of the friend.

[zanawench]

This is the funniest episode I've seen in awhile!

"Squiggy...Jackie O...oh, Morrissey!"

[AtomPenguin]

"It is clown law."

[rogerinkart]

Carmelita looks a little like Amy Winehouse...

[rogerinkart]

Australopithecus!

[mst3k92]

The rat had babies again ma'am.

[Blibertyblob123]

Tom kisses the chick XD, one of the best interactions I've seen yet!

[PerryPlanet]

"I see an oily fortune teller-Oh wait, that's me."

"You know the teens who snuck in with fake IDs must be feeling profoundly ripped off now."

[TheGreenestG]

"I'm getting a C: prompt, hold on."

"You've got mail!"

"Rent-a-Balky."

"Mom's not on 'til nine."

[tacopylas]

"Let's tell each other what we're going to do before we do it and then do it."

[humanedomain]

"this offer expires in ..."

[NUTCASE71733]

Little kids watchng a stripshow? Man, this IS foriegn!

[IrishQT07]

"Why can't you read mine?"

Mike: First you have to have one!

LOL - good one, Mike!

[Tareltonlives]

"You talk funny, you filthy geek"

[Damaris1034]

Haha...at the line for the strip show I swear two of the guys looked 12 or 15.

[Tareltonlives]

And they must have felt profoundly ripped off!

[xt6x]

"I have no gift to bring, Ba-rum-pa-pa-pum"

[thedaemonforever]

"Even the normally sharp Ortega seems confused",LOL!!!

[hackpuppet]

It doesn't work on -ferrets-, OK?

-- and a hamster!

He needs something to gnaw on.

Suddenly a giant girl snaps her tether and kills a coolie!

C'mon hair, let's go home.

Oh gawd the Christmas hymns. And this strange dancing is the complete polar opposite of "sexy".

[hackpuppet]

I found some medical waste!

Oh dear, he should not frolic.

He's not a -natural- pole dancer, is he.

Bring out the Nazis! (Lol what?)

I'm concerned!

- Huh?

- *foreign-sounding gibberish*

- He wouldn't be Jerry.

[corechil]

And the director digs out an eye booger.

That frosts my perm.

Mom's not on 'til nine...

[jakebarnes97]

"you've got mail"

[naakkve10]

That got the biggest laugh from me since "Wow, it barely works!" in Jack Frost.

[Soviet257]

"The Feliz Navidad Dancers!"

Hehe, it really sounds like the strippers are dancing to Christmas music.