I remember returning boots to Walmart one time (they were a size too large), I was in line with mother and I noticed the product recall board. While she handled the returns, I went over and started reading, and among the usual relevant toys recalled because they're not pussified enough, I notice one thing being recalled as an emergency. It was a brand of tiki torch gel fuel. Why was it recalled?
you talked about how domestic violence is such a huge problem in the US in your dateline to catch a predator video and then you turn around and call the children of America pussies? get the fuck outta here.
they dont take shit like that off the market is because thet just want some fucking money in there wallet they dont give a damn if some one dies from it!
y the heck r u smokin on a video????????????? but i do agree on the part where u say that the laywers should be ahamed of themselves if they just take the freackian money and absolutly nothin and u lose the frieckian court or trial,, really really wow. thumbs up if u agree with me.
When my boyfriend was little, a kettle spilled on him at his aunt's house, so the house's water thermostat was permanantly turned down to "protect" her kids (even though he was burned by the KETTLE).
They grew up learning the cold tap goes off and only the hot tap goes on when showering, to get that lukewarm water. This only increased their odds of being burned in other houses, as the experience of adjusting water temperature or knowledge that it was even necessary had been denied to them.
this guy........is........smart thank you for the kid part back in my day we didnt have that shit i actually saw this mom take away a water gun so my friend and me go over to her and ask why did you take it away from him they were having fun now heres where i give up on society she said this cause i dont want him to think guns are good or for him to become a terretories i cut myself later
not a damn thing wrong with being lower middle class i was born into a lower middle class family and learned that social class mean only a few things the higher you are the more self involved you are, so pull your head outta your ass and fuck social class people are people not how much money they make or their social status
"Wow, I miss being a kid. That was so much fun. Adulthood fucking sucks. We are just unimaginative idiots who sit around wondering why the world is such a bad place and not taking the blame."
I wouldn't want to make better quality products because, really, we pay next to nothing for em. The ones making it actually pays more for it than we do...
I wonder if one day when we'll pay more, but have higher quality Made in China products because they'll be well paid enough to actually have quality. :I
Also people are stopping using the belt. WHY? it's discipline. That's the only way you make yourself scary so the kids won't take advantage of you. People say it's abuse. YEAH IT'S ABUSE THAT SOME SKINNY LITTLE WHITE DAD GONNA WHIP YOU. My dad was in the marines so I REALLY didn't want to mess with him. He could snap my neck in 2 seconds. Survival of the fittest is gone now. The worlds gonna be filled with poor people because the parents of the spoiled kid didn't teach him how to work.
I FUCKING HATE THOSE KIDS I might be 14 but I was raised right unlike those little fuckballs you see in places just crying their eyes out. My dad taught me to WORK for things and stand up and be a man. Then you got those fucking little kids crying because they can't get a 360 TODAY but TOMORROW. Are you fucking kidding me? I had to do chores around the house to buy things I wanted and that would take 1-2 YEARS let alone 1 damn day and I would only have like 50 Dollars in quarters.
You know, my son's name is Conor but unlike many kids these days, he will NOT be a whiny little pussy who cannot survive in this world. Thanks for the vid, my man!
What really happened was that survival of the fittest is gone. Every little kid, teen, adult, and even miserable old guys. If survival of the fittest was going on, that fuckin brat outside of ToyRUs whining because "he wanted the action-packed one". No, that kid would be on fucking dead. The kid that has shitty parents and has to eat shitty food in a shitty house will live. NOT the one that's eating McDonalds. We have to let nature do its course. Let little Bobby cry for it. He'll learn...
you do realize the reason there are recalls and the reason schools evacuate over any little threat is to cover their ass, not to just protect children right? imagine if the school DID receive a bomb threat and didn't respond to it, and then something terrible did happen - imagine all of the parents suing and the outrage? imagine if a toy did hurt a kid and the toy manufacturer didn't do anything about it - how they would be put out of business with lawsuits?
@imthekingoftheworld You're either a spoiled kid who doesn't want his parents to stop mollycoddling him or a stupid parent who wants to blame others for his inadequacies. So shut the fuck up.
@MaoiMeowi2 And you're either a pretentious douchebag who thinks they're "keepin' it real" by insulting people based on vague assumptions or a bitter sterile lesbian child-hater left jaded by years of disapproval by your drug addicted parents. btw thats a nice username, cat-lady. I hope Mittens and her 40 sisters serve you well in dulling the pain of loneliness.
@daclaoner Nice assumptions, hypocrite. I'm not keeping anything real- I'm not a wigger, like someone here. I'm not sterile, or at least I wasn't yesterday, I'm not a lesbian (but, to be honest, if I were a woman, I would be a lesbian). My parents are addicted to drugs.
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You have absolutely no idea what my username means. I like cats, yes, but that doesn't mean I have half the cats in the world or that I'm a woman. My cat's name is Abu.
Ur right perents do make there kids a bunch of pussy
True story I asked my dad "hey dad do u want to see me with the bag on my head?" and he said "sure johnny but but some thing bad will happen" and I did and I nearly killed myself
hell ya! i mean they had a recall on one of those nerf guns and a kid caught his nipple caught in hammer! HOW DA HELL DO U GET UR NIPPLE CAUGHT IN THERE????????
What's with the americans pronouncing 'etcetera' as if it 's 'exetera'? Where did that first 't' go?? Oh well, ramble, ramble, nitpick, nitpick, eggsadderah...
Lol, but here's the thing, these "kids" don't know any better, and we don't even use mercury based thermometers anymore. I am pretty sure people want to assasinate you, lol.
You want people to be real and take things in the right proportion, well I suggest you start with yourself, you're clearly saying half-in joke half-serious everything, you look fake and not being yourself. Just a constructive critic.
@donavonbray I donno, he kinda went on a tangent so I vaguely remember the walmart part. But for what he did say, it made me chuckle quite a bit.
also i must put this disclaimer that I'm too lazy to signout of my work youtube account and that anything i say has nothing to do with the company i work for. I say this because some people would get offended otherwise. xD The irony is that it took more time for me to type this than to sign-out / sign-in. oh wells :P
I went over to my friends house and brought over jackass, (we are 13) and his mom (soccer mom) freaked out and called my mom and kicked me out because she thought we would go out and do that.....
right on dan! we are a country full of spoiled, melo-dramatic, hysterical, frivolous, petty, high-maintenance titty babies! (and i'm talking about the parents) also people need to quit acting as if their kid is the messiah! i'm over it already.
@stali28 Yeah! kids in colombia or haiti if u give them a ball its like getting a psp to them, its amazing what kids are coming to. including us commenting right now. we are sort of spoiled. we have a computer. for example,. bottomline alot of kids are spoiled.
@yes well your right but as far as me personally i earned everything i ever got and im always putting spoiled people on blast...and my computer was bought by me and i cherish it like gold...but these spoiled ass kids grow up to spoil there kids and it just keeps going
@stali28 yeah i earned everything i have. well except things i get for christmas. my birthday i get nothing. i dont even celebrate it. too much time and money. But i dont have my own pc. this is my families. i would try to take the most spoiled kids in america then i would take them to boot camp or haiti and make them work and make em see how life really is.
this guy has a point i may only be fifteen but u shouldent be so fucking scared about every little thing... and nice with the nitro thing that was funny
Good god..back in the day playing football BC..so I went to a crowded football game..and this kid who is in the 6-8th grade just comes up to me, I dont even know him and he says "Get the fuck out of here you old fuck, you need a life bitch" AND THEN, these 3 faggot ass girls who are just..followers tell me to gtfo. I agree, these parents need to watch what there children are doing!! My parents raised me just fine. Whatever you teach your children, YOU BETTER BE DAMN CAREFUL!
Product recall ads on the front of the store should be like a stock investment tipster for toy collectors. QUICKLY RUN IN AND PICK UP THE RECALLS YOU THINK WILL BE WORTH FREAKIN' LOTS YEARS LATER WHEN THEY'RE ULTRA RARE AND IN DEMAND!!
These days toys that were recalled years ago are now worth like hundreds of dollars... of course it's only certain stuff and certain recalls (not the China lead poisoning ones, but then again 10-20 years from now I might be proved wrong)...
If we only invested in certain recall toys years ago that are now worth lots to collectors... we'd be so set.
Oh, and you fool Part 2... Bill O'Reilly is no newsman, he's a freak. A freak!... I wish I had a time machine then I'd know what recalls of today would be worth a mint in the future if you kept them perfect and stuff and sold them on future EBay... sigh.
i don't think it matters what phone you have or the clothes you wear teens are so fucking spoild today and it makes me sick when i got my cell i could have gotten any one i wanted but i asked for a phone that called out and recived calls no text no internet none of that bullshit and as for my clothes i'm goth so why would i give a shit about what brand i'm wearing i buy all my clothes at frenche's second hand clothing and all my clothes are unigue and no one eles has the same shirt pants as me
That's so true, Im probably the only kid in my school who likes school. I'll bet that I'm one of the only kids in school who doesn't have the latest cell phone, the latest video game, the latest clothes, or the latest fucking Sunglasses. Everyone's a whiny brat who has no clue what they're taking for granted. I can seriously say that I'm one of the few teens who isn't constantly screaming, "Moooom, buy meeee the Envy 3.
I think Cell Phones are useless and have lots off extra added crap that they charge you for. Everyone in my school is obsessed with getting a laptop so they joined a Education program that helps you get college credits they only joined for the laptops I hope they enjoy their cheap ass dell laptops which break easily.
Why are kids obsessed with getting the latest nikes or jordans. i mean really their just a pair of stupid fucking shoes the don't do anything from any shoe I can get for $10 at payless. i was on vacation once I saw a teen curse out her mom cause her mom refused to buy a pair another pair of nikes cause she already bought her 4 pairs. Then she said everyone at school is going to laugh at her if she doesn't get the latest one. These days kids think their parents can just crap money.
@Daxter609 i kinda do agree. but im not like that. sure maybe i want the latest fashions. but i don't think my parents crap money. it would be cool if they did though. but my big sis is a role model. i look up to her. shes an adult now and as a teen she faced everything the hard way. and she tells me what and what not to do. so not all kids are like that you know.
I rarely ask for expensive stuff from my parents. Only if its my birthday I'll ask for something like a VideoGame Console for Christmas I usually get shitty stuff that looks like its been bought from the 99Cents store. So I usually settle for a video game or 2. I'm not like those spoiled ass wholes in my class that keep bragging about how they're going to ge every latest Console I'm happy with my Wii. I don't feel like wasting my for a PS3 since I'm probably only going to Play Ratchet and Clank.
Another thing that made me mad was that it was some kids birthday recently amd his Parents bought him a $2500 macbook and PS3 and I'm pretty sure his parents don't make alot a year. Another thing one kid at my school was teased because his has a Metro PC and not iphones or sidekicks like the other kds have. And when his phone was missing everyone was mad at him and they couldn't leave till they find and one kid dissed him and said who would want to steal your poor ass phone.
And why do people always act like I'm suddenly their friend because I just got a new phone with a keypad, I'll admit it cost a lot, but i've been waiting for almost 3 years for a good phone, kids at my school get new phones like every other week. When they freak about something and I say they're being kind of spoiled, they call me a poor ass jew, I'm not even all jewish, I'm Catholic/Presbyterian/Atheist/Agnostic/Jewish
Kids at my school don't even care if they loose their phone cause they think their parents will just buy em a new one. LOL I'm Atheist/Christian. The ironic thing is I know more about their stuff then them and I don't even own one.
Oh cool, just like how I know the backstories of all of the weapons and air vehicles and stuff from Modern Warfare 2 and kids always make false references like saying that a French helicopter is an Apache, that's probably no big deal, but kids are uninformed, spoiled, and think that they're all that.
My school is a uniform school and when ever we get days to wear what ever we want they say things we can't wear you'll hear like a thousands kids sucking their teeth and groaning. Hey I don't wanna be a in a school where everyone looks like ghetto ass gangsters and girls wearing tight jeans that look like their going to explode. They are always bragging about their $200+ phones and shit. Infact most of these kids really don't need phones they use that Safety crap. If its for safety why(continue)
do you have internet on it? They use that its for emergencies and crap when they're really just going to talk/text to their friend all day. Some kids at my school got their phones stolen by other students and people on the street phones pretty much the reason I barely get anything I want cause my damn sister is getting the bills so high. I'm just getting a tablet PC its pretty cheap its under $1000. The day I will bring it to school everyone will pretend to be my friend so the can touch it.
Do I have internet on my phone? Yes and no, yes because it lets you download apps, music, and games. No because it takes about 5 minutes to log into the internet.
Yeah I know, if their phones are for safety, then why buy an iPhone or an Envy. And what's the deal with kids constantly updating "Twitter" in the middle of class? Oh yeah, skinny jeans are sexy, so I don't complain too too much.
@Daxter609 lol same with the kids at my school. once one kid jumped into a pool on a field trip and they got the phone wet, and they said. ah whatever. im gonna get a new one anyways. and whenever they drop it is the same thing. im christian
Conor is an Irish name NOT American! Im Irish and I hate Americans! Stop smoking!
mcsachsenhausen 1 week ago
this guy needs to stop smoking he cant catch his breath
PuffSmelly 1 week ago
he high his eyes are reder than the devils dick
cod4isbomb1 3 weeks ago
I remember returning boots to Walmart one time (they were a size too large), I was in line with mother and I noticed the product recall board. While she handled the returns, I went over and started reading, and among the usual relevant toys recalled because they're not pussified enough, I notice one thing being recalled as an emergency. It was a brand of tiki torch gel fuel. Why was it recalled?
IT WAS FLAMMABLE.
RyleyAshford 3 weeks ago
They think that anything can harm us kids, but its usually due to our bevis and butt head like. stupidity.
twistedyogert 1 month ago
if we dont get you on tv, our generation is fucked.
Chase1002newaccount 1 month ago
haah soo true. the pussy-assness is getting out of control.
theDudeAbides1100 1 month ago
Do you think your cigarette makes you look cool, intelligent or an addict? Ciggys are for the weak.
BoyJewish 1 month ago
@BoyJewish there';s a pussyass now!!
theDudeAbides1100 1 month ago
@theDudeAbides1100 I just went to McDonald's and had a Big Mac!
BoyJewish 1 month ago
Walmart sells the cheapest shit in the country.
Sheri451 3 months ago
I went to school in connecticut too.
moonlightkisu 3 months ago
I don't know anything about china, Japan seems to only make good cars,
Motorcycles, engines,TVs, and computers.
twistedyogert 4 months ago
i love how you give so much advise to parents when i doubt you even have any what are you like 23
IrishRA 4 months ago
you talked about how domestic violence is such a huge problem in the US in your dateline to catch a predator video and then you turn around and call the children of America pussies? get the fuck outta here.
IrishRA 4 months ago
It is not the threat to the children as much as to those held accountable for anything that goes wrong.
Completionist 5 months ago
they dont take shit like that off the market is because thet just want some fucking money in there wallet they dont give a damn if some one dies from it!
badboy77738 6 months ago
y the heck r u smokin on a video????????????? but i do agree on the part where u say that the laywers should be ahamed of themselves if they just take the freackian money and absolutly nothin and u lose the frieckian court or trial,, really really wow. thumbs up if u agree with me.
musiclovin1 6 months ago
Why are you so angry? Calm the f*ck out... you just might get laid. By the why I absolutely hate this video... and possible you.
Dont4get2pray 6 months ago
At 0:43 I gave up. You suck, and I'd love to throat punch you. Go eat yourself and please stop your b*tch like whining. t('-'t)
Dont4get2pray 6 months ago
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oh fuck you im, middle class but not racist! So do everyone a favor and get your head out of your fucking ass
tomahawk359 6 months ago
I totally agree with you. This world is so short on common sense!
GaaraHiwatari 6 months ago
When my boyfriend was little, a kettle spilled on him at his aunt's house, so the house's water thermostat was permanantly turned down to "protect" her kids (even though he was burned by the KETTLE).
They grew up learning the cold tap goes off and only the hot tap goes on when showering, to get that lukewarm water. This only increased their odds of being burned in other houses, as the experience of adjusting water temperature or knowledge that it was even necessary had been denied to them.
leptoceratops 7 months ago
i love you bro
cocobutterinmypants 7 months ago
Im at the walmart im in the walmart im outside the walmart now outside the walmart there was something OUTSIDE THE WALMART
MrBaddestofthebad 7 months ago
This guy is a bitch
nintendax12 8 months ago
@nintendax12 you're a bitch
cocobutterinmypants 7 months ago
holy fuckin hell dude your too funny i cant take it! fuckin dying over here! XDD
mila31309 8 months ago
This is 3 years old but I agree completely I'm done posting because I have to to wal-mart and buy a thermometer
KhalielJohns 9 months ago
Count how many times he says Walmart in the first thirty seconds.
lostindiancamp 9 months ago
My name is Connor and I'm definitely not affluent middle class. lol
But I get what you mean either way.
whynotzoidburg 9 months ago
this guy........is........smart thank you for the kid part back in my day we didnt have that shit i actually saw this mom take away a water gun so my friend and me go over to her and ask why did you take it away from him they were having fun now heres where i give up on society she said this cause i dont want him to think guns are good or for him to become a terretories i cut myself later
jeremythellama1 9 months ago
What if your teacher saw that you were theone that did the bomb thing oh my gosh that would be hilarious love your vids man
firepaw1999 10 months ago
not a damn thing wrong with being lower middle class i was born into a lower middle class family and learned that social class mean only a few things the higher you are the more self involved you are, so pull your head outta your ass and fuck social class people are people not how much money they make or their social status
mccraechris 11 months ago
Walmart is really shitty...
Its for people below poverty level.
The government should stop making food stamps and welfare and just buy out walmart. They took GM- wish they took walmart instead.
DamnYourReallyUgly 11 months ago
get on with it.....yeesh
3redshoes 11 months ago
This is why abortions should be available for free at Walmart...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
i only like american made products when possible
optimusmikey 1 year ago
The quality of your camera made you look like a banana
Charger22455 1 year ago 16
@Charger22455 bet his camera was made in asia probably china
seaohnyc 1 year ago
@Charger22455 the lamp is to bright.
twistedyogert 4 months ago
@Charger22455 Banana Dan.
RyleyAshford 3 weeks ago
IS YOUR TEEN A TERRORIST?
pppie123 1 year ago
Im asian and i say FUCK YOU
BdaFan724 1 year ago
a-fucking-men.
AlmightyScubba 1 year ago
it looks like u have a force filled around you
jaysmom1998 1 year ago
im gonna beat the **** out of you for saying that about us americans
and ill make sure you never talk again!
Hunterhaku96 1 year ago
@Hunterhaku96 So you're gonna beat up a guy just because he was speaking his mind on Youtube? Classy..
Oh wait!
1Fireycat 1 year ago
@1Fireycat
he called americans spoiled brats...
this includes me!!!
SO HE CALLED ME A SOILED LITTLE BRAT!!!
HE DESERVES IT!!!
Hunterhaku96 1 year ago
@Hunterhaku96 So beating him up will make him change his mind? Wow.. Just wow...
1Fireycat 1 year ago
I hate my generation.
leela194 1 year ago 9
@leela194 True
twistedyogert 1 month ago
Sorry, this is way too long, but i get your point, i think...
christiaannap 1 year ago
hoi Jelle De Korte look a like
JManNastyJ 1 year ago
right on man you rock.... i feel bad saying this 2 years later but yea dude still the same world out there. youve got the right idea man
jpmcgrath360 1 year ago
i have an idea... lets go to walmart!
pilover314159 1 year ago
dude you are a genius. keep it up
1mmaswimmer 1 year ago
dude you are a genius
1mmaswimmer 1 year ago
"Wow, I miss being a kid. That was so much fun. Adulthood fucking sucks. We are just unimaginative idiots who sit around wondering why the world is such a bad place and not taking the blame."
detsomengang 1 year ago
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detsomengang 1 year ago
where do little girls named Garland fit in?
detsomengang 1 year ago
are you sure the wall socket will electricute me?
sovietninja3 1 year ago
i agree with it but if we cant recall items that contain lead or harmful chemicals then what?
MrBlackhawkAlex 1 year ago
in total agreeance!
Dragonzson1980 1 year ago
the walmart XD
belbaboy1395 1 year ago
I wouldn't want to make better quality products because, really, we pay next to nothing for em. The ones making it actually pays more for it than we do...
I wonder if one day when we'll pay more, but have higher quality Made in China products because they'll be well paid enough to actually have quality. :I
Leafeatinggirl 1 year ago
Couldn't be more true. I learned to wear a helmet when I almost got into a serious crash when I wasn't wearing one. Real fear=real protection.
slamm357 1 year ago
Dead on !! Period.
kissarmyman 1 year ago
o-o your annoying lol you cant say S rigth your like sh! LOL
AquaMist103 1 year ago
i enjoyed watching this, seen it all before thou.
But wat makes me think, what the hell are you doing with a smoke in your hand, like your not ever smoking it.
Good work
hoverstuff 1 year ago
he must be talking bout the north. i dont kno a single person down here in the south that cant take care of themselves
sweetfeet20 1 year ago
Also people are stopping using the belt. WHY? it's discipline. That's the only way you make yourself scary so the kids won't take advantage of you. People say it's abuse. YEAH IT'S ABUSE THAT SOME SKINNY LITTLE WHITE DAD GONNA WHIP YOU. My dad was in the marines so I REALLY didn't want to mess with him. He could snap my neck in 2 seconds. Survival of the fittest is gone now. The worlds gonna be filled with poor people because the parents of the spoiled kid didn't teach him how to work.
mudkiprules4 1 year ago
I FUCKING HATE THOSE KIDS I might be 14 but I was raised right unlike those little fuckballs you see in places just crying their eyes out. My dad taught me to WORK for things and stand up and be a man. Then you got those fucking little kids crying because they can't get a 360 TODAY but TOMORROW. Are you fucking kidding me? I had to do chores around the house to buy things I wanted and that would take 1-2 YEARS let alone 1 damn day and I would only have like 50 Dollars in quarters.
mudkiprules4 1 year ago
You know, my son's name is Conor but unlike many kids these days, he will NOT be a whiny little pussy who cannot survive in this world. Thanks for the vid, my man!
garydupuis 1 year ago
Damn I couldnt even watch this whole thing... dude is like Ace Ventura crossed with Nathan Lane, with tourettes
NewfieAdam 1 year ago
@NewfieAdam same here dude :)
opi335 1 year ago
What really happened was that survival of the fittest is gone. Every little kid, teen, adult, and even miserable old guys. If survival of the fittest was going on, that fuckin brat outside of ToyRUs whining because "he wanted the action-packed one". No, that kid would be on fucking dead. The kid that has shitty parents and has to eat shitty food in a shitty house will live. NOT the one that's eating McDonalds. We have to let nature do its course. Let little Bobby cry for it. He'll learn...
gamebrains 1 year ago
there was a gas leak at my school and the whole school was evacuated and people in bio hazard suits came to plug up a needle size hoe in the pipe.
theman11211994 1 year ago
You need to get laid.
QuickScopiing 1 year ago
100% GAY
powerslide839 1 year ago
I couldn't give a crap if you were in, below, above, or around a Walmart. You are still a faggot
Evilbrad13 1 year ago
you are the single most annoying person i have seen on YouTube.
you look fucking retarded,
you have no self restraint, proven by your inability to stay away from candy, and cigarettes.
Please, go die you fat, bitchy, annoying, prick.
Sincerely,
the middle class guy who saves your ass when you call 911.
RaMPaNTPaNDeMiC 1 year ago
@RaMPaNTPaNDeMiC bitch ass pussy u r
weavilenextgen759 1 year ago
you do realize the reason there are recalls and the reason schools evacuate over any little threat is to cover their ass, not to just protect children right? imagine if the school DID receive a bomb threat and didn't respond to it, and then something terrible did happen - imagine all of the parents suing and the outrage? imagine if a toy did hurt a kid and the toy manufacturer didn't do anything about it - how they would be put out of business with lawsuits?
uicanannain 1 year ago
Shut that pie hole in your face, you potato face worm.
imthekingoftheworld 1 year ago
@imthekingoftheworld You're either a spoiled kid who doesn't want his parents to stop mollycoddling him or a stupid parent who wants to blame others for his inadequacies. So shut the fuck up.
MaoiMeowi2 1 year ago
@MaoiMeowi2 And you're either a pretentious douchebag who thinks they're "keepin' it real" by insulting people based on vague assumptions or a bitter sterile lesbian child-hater left jaded by years of disapproval by your drug addicted parents. btw thats a nice username, cat-lady. I hope Mittens and her 40 sisters serve you well in dulling the pain of loneliness.
daclaoner 1 year ago
@daclaoner Nice assumptions, hypocrite. I'm not keeping anything real- I'm not a wigger, like someone here. I'm not sterile, or at least I wasn't yesterday, I'm not a lesbian (but, to be honest, if I were a woman, I would be a lesbian). My parents are addicted to drugs.
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You have absolutely no idea what my username means. I like cats, yes, but that doesn't mean I have half the cats in the world or that I'm a woman. My cat's name is Abu.
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I seem to have hit the nail on the head, though.
MaoiMeowi2 1 year ago
Ur right perents do make there kids a bunch of pussy
True story I asked my dad "hey dad do u want to see me with the bag on my head?" and he said "sure johnny but but some thing bad will happen" and I did and I nearly killed myself
Jonathanv14 1 year ago
You remind me of Josh from Drake and Josh lol.
Tsuguayme 1 year ago
Well what can you say, I mean the goeverment doesn't want their future tax paying base dead, amirite?
cunumbr1 1 year ago
Bill is my new hero 2nd is craig ferguson
SLITHERMAN54 1 year ago
That's kinda true, not only seen in America, but all over the world
xxxffs 1 year ago
You remind me of a young Lewis Black. Ever consider a career in stand-up comedy? Your awesome!
Borderose 1 year ago
uuuuum im sorry can you repeat that?
scatcam 1 year ago
hell ya! i mean they had a recall on one of those nerf guns and a kid caught his nipple caught in hammer! HOW DA HELL DO U GET UR NIPPLE CAUGHT IN THERE????????
dragunovful 1 year ago 18
@dragunovful they started experimenting at a little young age lol
muxmedia7 1 year ago
@dragunovful well kid take after there parents if you get what i mean
littlemexicantheif 1 year ago
@dragunovful proficiently :P
kaldicuct 8 months ago
@dragunovful SPLIFFFF!!! BLAHAHAHA!!!! XD XD XD XD XD. GOOD ONE!!! LOL!!!
twistedyogert 4 months ago
What's with the americans pronouncing 'etcetera' as if it 's 'exetera'? Where did that first 't' go?? Oh well, ramble, ramble, nitpick, nitpick, eggsadderah...
veerleke 1 year ago
Good video! So true!
TheJwicker1 1 year ago
This is a very revolutionary video. I say you have made very good points. 2 thumbs up.
2007wesman 1 year ago
I think you would be a man with class if you use better laungage and change your choice of words =)
Please check out Fail Toys Vicome and see how they make very perverted toys.
truthbeknowen 1 year ago
Lol, but here's the thing, these "kids" don't know any better, and we don't even use mercury based thermometers anymore. I am pretty sure people want to assasinate you, lol.
moflombi 1 year ago
yay!someone else who noticed all the recalls!:)
Riv3rQu33n 1 year ago
Your green screen sucks, and I don't really like the video.
corey72723 1 year ago
You want people to be real and take things in the right proportion, well I suggest you start with yourself, you're clearly saying half-in joke half-serious everything, you look fake and not being yourself. Just a constructive critic.
saultube44 1 year ago
at first i was like "what is this dude going on about geeeze" but then i noticed you have several valid points here, sir
dispozilla 1 year ago
they made MONEY off that. the police only want money, they want to test their little bomb squad pussy faggot machines out on anything they can.
HELPTHEHOMELESS32 1 year ago
@HELPTHEHOMELESS32 do you know how much those things cost?
as well, calling a person of african descent
nigga might be taken as rascist.
Paradoxical003 1 year ago
haha I like this nigga
HELPTHEHOMELESS32 1 year ago
he was at wal-mart..right ???
donavonbray 1 year ago
@donavonbray I donno, he kinda went on a tangent so I vaguely remember the walmart part. But for what he did say, it made me chuckle quite a bit.
also i must put this disclaimer that I'm too lazy to signout of my work youtube account and that anything i say has nothing to do with the company i work for. I say this because some people would get offended otherwise. xD The irony is that it took more time for me to type this than to sign-out / sign-in. oh wells :P
JapplengUniversity 1 year ago
Who watches youtube to listen to a bitch session? How about a video next time. Shut off after seven seconds! Make a video ...... I bet ya can!
AnimatedEnigma 1 year ago
I TOTALLY AGREE TO THIS -BUT IT DOEN'T HAPPEN NOT ONLY IN THE USA but also in Europe !!!!!!
zuckerstreusel 1 year ago
Good points, but you sound like a gay nerd.
PossessedDonutz 1 year ago
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Technically, the first product recall was The Flood...
'The Attempted Murder Of God: Hidden Science You Really Need To Know' can be ordered from any library in the world.
byScrooby 1 year ago
Were the people in that school all dumbasses
TheFlashingEagle 1 year ago
ur starting 2 steriotype about middle class
Jenga18260 1 year ago
1st. Gay !! 2nd IM NOT YOUR FRIEND !! XD lol
RyanBeckett010 1 year ago
who the fuck goes to walmart...whole foods is the best
deathtobill5 1 year ago
Your opinion, Sir. I only do not enjoy it due to the Stuck-up people inside shopping on certain days.
inotcookie553 1 year ago
I'm in the middle class, something wrong with that?
AndOfTheDeath 1 year ago
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1st video I've seen from this guy, kinda funny, lol. I agree though. I bet he got suspended!
WeaponsEnthusiast 1 year ago
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WeaponsEnthusiast 1 year ago
I went over to my friends house and brought over jackass, (we are 13) and his mom (soccer mom) freaked out and called my mom and kicked me out because she thought we would go out and do that.....
Cade10100 2 years ago
your racist prick
evilking19 2 years ago
these people i know and they are swine.
Darklordkime 2 years ago
wow so true
Darklordkime 2 years ago
Wow this man speaks the truth!
carnypimp 2 years ago
if a single thermomiter breaks its just the room that is vacated
however if some *ucktard
drops the entire box of 8000 thermomiters
THEN the scholl is evacuated
shadow11479 2 years ago
right on, now imagine 800 thermomiters dropped in the heating duct...
SgtPepper1053 2 years ago 4
@SgtPepper1053 ya
Uknown231231231 1 year ago
eh its not that bad.
yootubematt 2 years ago
finally, someone knows how i feel. it not exactly the middle class, its the soccer moms who are over protective of their children.
tomalotube 2 years ago 3
True. The soccer moms I've met tend to be somewhat neurotic and over-nurturing.
Donpopeel 2 years ago
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Lexduden 2 years ago
right on dan! we are a country full of spoiled, melo-dramatic, hysterical, frivolous, petty, high-maintenance titty babies! (and i'm talking about the parents) also people need to quit acting as if their kid is the messiah! i'm over it already.
queenwinterkat 2 years ago 3
Dan is so fucking right about SPOILED FUCKING KIDS IN THIS DAMN COUNTRY
stali28 2 years ago 3
@stali28 Yeah! kids in colombia or haiti if u give them a ball its like getting a psp to them, its amazing what kids are coming to. including us commenting right now. we are sort of spoiled. we have a computer. for example,. bottomline alot of kids are spoiled.
Yesitdid 2 years ago
@yes well your right but as far as me personally i earned everything i ever got and im always putting spoiled people on blast...and my computer was bought by me and i cherish it like gold...but these spoiled ass kids grow up to spoil there kids and it just keeps going
stali28 2 years ago
@stali28 yeah i earned everything i have. well except things i get for christmas. my birthday i get nothing. i dont even celebrate it. too much time and money. But i dont have my own pc. this is my families. i would try to take the most spoiled kids in america then i would take them to boot camp or haiti and make them work and make em see how life really is.
Yesitdid 2 years ago
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SuperSk8100 2 years ago
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SuperSk8100 2 years ago
this guy has a point i may only be fifteen but u shouldent be so fucking scared about every little thing... and nice with the nitro thing that was funny
ZCD99 2 years ago 6
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you look like this fat gay mexican down my street
RAD6324 2 years ago
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You twitch alot... that's not a ciggerate in your hand is it...
foamythe 2 years ago
hay-o I hear that yo!!!
bigz501 2 years ago
Good god..back in the day playing football BC..so I went to a crowded football game..and this kid who is in the 6-8th grade just comes up to me, I dont even know him and he says "Get the fuck out of here you old fuck, you need a life bitch" AND THEN, these 3 faggot ass girls who are just..followers tell me to gtfo. I agree, these parents need to watch what there children are doing!! My parents raised me just fine. Whatever you teach your children, YOU BETTER BE DAMN CAREFUL!
GordonFreeman70 2 years ago 3
I shop at wallmart, BUT I only buy games and electronics so im not poor <:
MabinogiHiato 2 years ago
...you fool...
Product recall ads on the front of the store should be like a stock investment tipster for toy collectors. QUICKLY RUN IN AND PICK UP THE RECALLS YOU THINK WILL BE WORTH FREAKIN' LOTS YEARS LATER WHEN THEY'RE ULTRA RARE AND IN DEMAND!!
These days toys that were recalled years ago are now worth like hundreds of dollars... of course it's only certain stuff and certain recalls (not the China lead poisoning ones, but then again 10-20 years from now I might be proved wrong)...
DarkeRaven09 2 years ago
If we only invested in certain recall toys years ago that are now worth lots to collectors... we'd be so set.
Oh, and you fool Part 2... Bill O'Reilly is no newsman, he's a freak. A freak!... I wish I had a time machine then I'd know what recalls of today would be worth a mint in the future if you kept them perfect and stuff and sold them on future EBay... sigh.
DarkeRaven09 2 years ago
oh my god, this guy's my hero
User274073 2 years ago
i don't think it matters what phone you have or the clothes you wear teens are so fucking spoild today and it makes me sick when i got my cell i could have gotten any one i wanted but i asked for a phone that called out and recived calls no text no internet none of that bullshit and as for my clothes i'm goth so why would i give a shit about what brand i'm wearing i buy all my clothes at frenche's second hand clothing and all my clothes are unigue and no one eles has the same shirt pants as me
TheGothicTemptress 2 years ago
this guys going on about ppl being pussys but just look at him.
luketav 2 years ago 5
That's so true, Im probably the only kid in my school who likes school. I'll bet that I'm one of the only kids in school who doesn't have the latest cell phone, the latest video game, the latest clothes, or the latest fucking Sunglasses. Everyone's a whiny brat who has no clue what they're taking for granted. I can seriously say that I'm one of the few teens who isn't constantly screaming, "Moooom, buy meeee the Envy 3.
jackattack501st 2 years ago 11
well I have none of these things. Like you jack I like school and I don't even own a cellphone
stocxt 2 years ago
That's why you're my friend.
jackattack501st 2 years ago
I think Cell Phones are useless and have lots off extra added crap that they charge you for. Everyone in my school is obsessed with getting a laptop so they joined a Education program that helps you get college credits they only joined for the laptops I hope they enjoy their cheap ass dell laptops which break easily.
Daxter609 2 years ago
I agree.
jackattack501st 2 years ago
Why are kids obsessed with getting the latest nikes or jordans. i mean really their just a pair of stupid fucking shoes the don't do anything from any shoe I can get for $10 at payless. i was on vacation once I saw a teen curse out her mom cause her mom refused to buy a pair another pair of nikes cause she already bought her 4 pairs. Then she said everyone at school is going to laugh at her if she doesn't get the latest one. These days kids think their parents can just crap money.
Daxter609 2 years ago
I know, kids at my school are always talking about "how their parents are freaks" for not buying them the Env3.
jackattack501st 2 years ago
@Daxter609 i kinda do agree. but im not like that. sure maybe i want the latest fashions. but i don't think my parents crap money. it would be cool if they did though. but my big sis is a role model. i look up to her. shes an adult now and as a teen she faced everything the hard way. and she tells me what and what not to do. so not all kids are like that you know.
summrgrl4eva 2 years ago
I rarely ask for expensive stuff from my parents. Only if its my birthday I'll ask for something like a VideoGame Console for Christmas I usually get shitty stuff that looks like its been bought from the 99Cents store. So I usually settle for a video game or 2. I'm not like those spoiled ass wholes in my class that keep bragging about how they're going to ge every latest Console I'm happy with my Wii. I don't feel like wasting my for a PS3 since I'm probably only going to Play Ratchet and Clank.
Daxter609 2 years ago
Exactly.
jackattack501st 2 years ago
Another thing that made me mad was that it was some kids birthday recently amd his Parents bought him a $2500 macbook and PS3 and I'm pretty sure his parents don't make alot a year. Another thing one kid at my school was teased because his has a Metro PC and not iphones or sidekicks like the other kds have. And when his phone was missing everyone was mad at him and they couldn't leave till they find and one kid dissed him and said who would want to steal your poor ass phone.
Daxter609 2 years ago
And why do people always act like I'm suddenly their friend because I just got a new phone with a keypad, I'll admit it cost a lot, but i've been waiting for almost 3 years for a good phone, kids at my school get new phones like every other week. When they freak about something and I say they're being kind of spoiled, they call me a poor ass jew, I'm not even all jewish, I'm Catholic/Presbyterian/Atheist/Agnostic/Jewish
jackattack501st 2 years ago
Kids at my school don't even care if they loose their phone cause they think their parents will just buy em a new one. LOL I'm Atheist/Christian. The ironic thing is I know more about their stuff then them and I don't even own one.
Daxter609 2 years ago
Oh cool, just like how I know the backstories of all of the weapons and air vehicles and stuff from Modern Warfare 2 and kids always make false references like saying that a French helicopter is an Apache, that's probably no big deal, but kids are uninformed, spoiled, and think that they're all that.
jackattack501st 2 years ago
My school is a uniform school and when ever we get days to wear what ever we want they say things we can't wear you'll hear like a thousands kids sucking their teeth and groaning. Hey I don't wanna be a in a school where everyone looks like ghetto ass gangsters and girls wearing tight jeans that look like their going to explode. They are always bragging about their $200+ phones and shit. Infact most of these kids really don't need phones they use that Safety crap. If its for safety why(continue)
Daxter609 2 years ago
do you have internet on it? They use that its for emergencies and crap when they're really just going to talk/text to their friend all day. Some kids at my school got their phones stolen by other students and people on the street phones pretty much the reason I barely get anything I want cause my damn sister is getting the bills so high. I'm just getting a tablet PC its pretty cheap its under $1000. The day I will bring it to school everyone will pretend to be my friend so the can touch it.
Daxter609 2 years ago
Do I have internet on my phone? Yes and no, yes because it lets you download apps, music, and games. No because it takes about 5 minutes to log into the internet.
jackattack501st 2 years ago
Yeah I know, if their phones are for safety, then why buy an iPhone or an Envy. And what's the deal with kids constantly updating "Twitter" in the middle of class? Oh yeah, skinny jeans are sexy, so I don't complain too too much.
jackattack501st 2 years ago
@Daxter609 lol same with the kids at my school. once one kid jumped into a pool on a field trip and they got the phone wet, and they said. ah whatever. im gonna get a new one anyways. and whenever they drop it is the same thing. im christian
Yesitdid 2 years ago
I hope that phone electro shocked that kid.
Daxter609 1 year ago
thats why you have no friends and will never get laid
luketav 2 years ago
@jackattack501st
i dont have a cellphone or i shit or brat berry.
micprn 1 year ago
@micprn ok yeah i totally care
jackattack501st 1 year ago