FACEBOOK FOR MATH NERDS

[simran4500]

i have the same calculater as you do!!!!!!!!!!

[Spanta999]

0:46 no offence man, but it should be "how to tie a shoe lace" as it;s techically one lace with two ends, and well, you only have one leg..................that sounded a lot better in my head....................im gonna get a lot of hate for all this....

[missbraindamage]

@Spanta999 You think you're making a controversial joke, but it's just making you look stupid.

[donkeyhiccups]

so accurate omg

[CODAlexis]

The world makes sense to me now.

[MathematicsOverCocoa]

hahaha...I like it..conclusion:  must be a nerd :S

[SuperMarioLuver623]

AMPUTEE AMPUTEE?

[JayPCM]

I defriended my girlfriend months before I broke up with her... she got angry, I refriended her, then defriended her the day after I broke up with her, and she got angry about that again. My ex girlfriend is a facebook stalker.. I don't have facebook anymore.

[izzytheiz]

A-M-P-U-T-DOUBLE-E LISTEN UP PEOPLE DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME

[FruityMelody]

Deactivated. oh yeah!

[jimmy20097]

True!!

[Shanegirl1020]

What's the deal with the amputee song at the end? I love his videos, but did I miss the joke or something at some point? Or is the creator of the videos without a leg/arm?

[Vantom91]

@Shanegirl1020 he's missing a leg

[Shanegirl1020]

@Vantom91 Oh... Now it makes since. Cool!

[thetruesora]

what about people who think it's funny to put "married" to their bff? they can also say how much they love each other as actual annoying couples.

[aronoco]

Where do you get this information from?

[1TheStuffChannel1]

I was watching the first graph, and it was just at the part with: "number of hours I'm willing to spend searching for her on facebook, using only-" then I leaned on the left arrow key.

"using only- creepyness"

[CleitonXPS]

buy a black board save the trees

[VTjnr]

where can i get a sketchbook like that!?!?!? >.< GRRRRR I WANNIT.

[KibaLover12345]

my mom is always doing that damn location junk

[yorenfromabove]

So, what kind of markers are these?

[suicide5389]

not a hippie or anything but should get a white board it'd save you money on buying notbooks so often lol should do a math thing on how much paper you've gone though making your math videos lol

[LizziesAnswers]

I LOVE these videos!

[Isaoda10]

Got here from smosh

[bunsofsteel77]

You waste a lot of paper...

[1TheStuffChannel1]

@bunsofsteel77 ...waste? XD

[squirreljk]

Hahahhaahh 0:06-0:15 = Ashleeyy hahahah.

[BeAsTm0dDeR]

you make a lot of graphs . :d

[XxJoshuaCBxX]

Dude , I love your writing.

[Arkatox]

The girls I know never unfriend their ex's. It's freaking WEIRD.

[TopTiikzMG]

u made me love graphs

[rhynoboy2009]

You just gave me an idea to make my freakin chemistry homework so much better!

[thisisrachels]

ohhhh bluetooth hahahaha

[garfzzzz]

LOL.

[melanieAnn114]

you're pretty (:

[MrJustgothome]

@melanieAnn114 Thanks :)

[SuperVJE]

subscribed for life

[Cuquiface]

I write the lower case letter "a" the same way as you do! I don't really know why I think it's awesome, but I do.

[nerdyhash]

NERDS RULE!!! :D:D:D

[mormy73]

You have best described kids pretending to be grown ups ...

Internet is best used by mature adults.

[dudeB15]

am i nerd if i actually know that the graphs are f(x)= square root of x =3

[Lauen324]

@dudeB15

Um... not necessarily.

[Wrash16]

@dudeB15 Be a proud nerd. Be awesome

DFTBA ( I don't know if you know what that means)

[MissBatmanandRobin]

There's a radio presenter for BBC radio 2 who sounds so much like an English version of Josh, his name is Jeremy Vine.

[lingyeee]

i love ur handwriting :3.

[punkbabydoll92]

my parents wont let me have a facebook, my friends always tell me i should just make one behind their back. i said no bcuz i know ill get caught but they said i should make 1 with a fake name...

[webmasterteen]

I had a relationship with my computer... it got complicated :(

[Ongakutekini]

The last one about Facebook Places should be used in a Public Service Announcement. It makes sense.

[Elektreka]

My sister put it's complicated with her BFF! xD

[GracieManonla]

I am in an open relationship with my cat on facebook.

true story.

[Dancenter4]

@GracieManonla You sound cool

[Dancenter4]

@GracieManonla not in a sarcastic, way you seem cool

[GracieManonla]

@Dancenter4 uh... okay. Thanks, I guess?

[fastfingers409]

This is legit. I like it.

[Robbyrebelous]

demitri martin does it better

[Iamtheonlygollem22]

uhhh i can just hear those markers scratching the paper. one of my few pet peeves

[Giesji]

Math maybe, but nerds? I suffer from dyscalculia, and I understand this perfectly.

[mikkibug93]

i got chewed out by my aunt and grandmother because i didn't bother setting my wall to private and they discovered facebook before i realized it, looked me up, and then proceeded to become offended by a quiz i'd taken which had results something along the lines of "what's your penis size? BLACK GUY! Congratulations buddy!" I'm a lady on top of my grammy's racism. You put it together O___O;; they don't get my humor and couldn't understand why i was taking quizzes about my non-penis D=

[TheAwesomeThatIsMe]

You think it's awkward when your grandmother is on facebook...my grandpa got a facebook before me and asked me to sign up.

[HedzMusicUniverse]

thumbs up if you actually pressed F5 to see what really happens

[MattieSaysRawr]

i miss this closing credis lol best rap ever! :P

[Weegee010]

so true.

[qcumberland78]

youtube for math nerds

[msDFTBAnerdfighter]

my sister thinks she's cool cuz she's married to her friends on facebook. while me on the other hand dont even have mine set as "in a relationship" with my bf cuz not everyone knows :P *shhhhh*

[15O493x]

I hate couples who feel the need to post on each other's walls telling each other how much they love one another all the time. Fair enough, maybe once every so often but not every two minutes, getting to the point where my news feed is filled with hearts and kisses...

[sointoitt]

@15O493x same, about 20 people do that lol

[15O493x]

@sointoitt It's annoying eh? If they love their bf/gf that much go tell them face to face! Save me from wanting to grab a puke bucket every time I visit facebook.

[sointoitt]

@15O493x lol yeah, theres chat for a reason :p

[21ollej]

53 people shared passwords with their boyfriend/girlfriend lol

[smilinggator]

wow, u write fast! haha

[CalmEternity]

Stick Figure Josh with insane biceps! XD 2:28

[redbluemonday]

@CalmEternity those are his crutches, actually

[somethingfishylike]

please come to Denmark! for my sake?:P (writting this comment on every one off your videoes, so you can come to DK.. answer please JOSH!)

[ChozoSpacePanda]

This never gets old :P



[BVBAndySix6]

I'm sorry what? i was staring at your abs in the thumbnail in the suggestions bar... its ok tho ive seen this vid a million times

[kpbotbot]

i was expecting formulas and stuff xD

[hodoboc]

I like MySpace.

[chubbychubbymuffinn]

After getting about half way through this video, I started smelling sharpies cause of how much you used them..

[JoelEngberg]

i got a realation with my trampolin on facebook, true story

[AlexIshSoGoofy]

@peacecow88 by posting a comment on YouTube ur allowing ANYONE to see it..duh. Just quit with the liking thing and everyone will be happy :|

[Pollito9412]

I LOVE HIS HAND WRITING.... <3

[peacecow88]

like if u agree that josh sundquist is epic

[Wrash16]

@peacecow88 thumbs up whore

[JadeM103]

@peacecow88 shut up with the like shit, who cares?

[peacecow88]

@JadeM103 i do? and no ones asking you to like it or even read my comment. so why dont you shut up?

[soaresSousa1]

you should make a graph showing how many ppl really love graphs

[HelpMeImFalling]

I'm not really a math nerd... I just love graphs :)

[Phiglee]

Are there only 3 of these "___ for math nerds" videos?

[AnimeMaxHero]

noob

[TheMaddieBanana]

i like how your number of sharpies has increased throughout the "for math nerds" videos.

[Wodashit]

What kind of pens do you use?

[above4ever]

@Wodashit he uses sharpies :)

[goofygoob543]

@Wodashit they look like sharpies

[teampeetaforever95]

this made it onto graphjam :)

[above4ever]

@teampeetaforever95 lol i saw that

[trancer97]

I love graphs.

[PeachyGoneMad]

44 nerds have MySpace

[Hittaenkontakt]

You have got the term "correlation" wrong, you're just presenting a plot. So this is not for math nerds.

[MathNerd50]

Thanks for making this video for people like me.

[iamjosef12345]

My friends that are girls always crave for attention in facebook, they keep saying things like theyre depressed or some shit but theyre not. They only want other people to comment on their post saying something comforting or something.

[Hittaenkontakt]

@iamjosef12345 No shit?

[iamjosef12345]

@Hittaenkontakt Yeah, no shit. 

[MizzUBFunky]

waste of paper

[ripscout103109]

@MizzUBFunky and you're a waste of oxygen if that's all you have to say about this AMAZING and HONEST video.. if you don't like it, JUST DON'T WATCH IT!!

[MizzUBFunky]

@ripscout103109

ok....i didnt even SAY it i typed it...

[ripscout103109]

@MizzUBFunky ok.... i didnt even ask your opinion, so JUST STOP!! and btw, I hope this video is playing the WHOLE time you're reading this so you are forced to listen to his WORDS OF WISDOM! :) so hahaha. you just got pwnded. Anyway, im probably really pissing you off now, and you know what? I'm GLAD. Dont get mad, get glad! and throw out your stupid opinions while your at it. k thanks, love ya!

[MizzUBFunky]

@ripscout103109

lol wow u got so mad...and i didnt even pay attention x)

hey at least ur spreadin love:P

[leighia1]

i love ur graphs

[akualtekefan]

I'm so happy Karem talked about you in his video :) I love your videos! Only now I'm going to watch all of your videos instead of studying for my math test... As I sadly am not a math nerd. :/

[qwertygrl31597]

creepiness**

[littlemissdancer805]

I just read the comment of how a guy was disappointed he had to restart the video after pressing F5. Then I pressed it, just to see the video again. Because I wanted to see it again.

[DramaticBehaviour]

YESS josh. you amazing:)

[antronix]

...you hapend to have family from the nordic?

[ChinoyBlaxican]

haha usually math nerds are bad at english ;)

[OneRepublicRT]

I usually dont do this but........

0:26

[megasullin]

WHY THE DISLIKES!

[theEmilybelt]

I love this so much!!! Your videos are awesome!! (:

[MagicChick184964]

Really Funny!

[jonaslove951]

1:20 so true, i did the same thing XD

[00Meira00]

Preemptive strike!

It's a TRAP!

[Cassie8810]

Not quite as complicated as Twitter for math nerds. I almost understood this one. :p

[Mistikitten]

I understand facebook privacy settings.

Hide all posts from my mom = Good.

Not hide them and have her(Literally)stalk me all day = Just creepy.

I think I was forced to learn them.

[ssgeeklove]

Okay, yep, this was a perfect analysis of FB

[almightyshortme]

I was "it's complicated with" my cat for a while...

[Weegee010]

@almightyshortme and thats why [insert disaster--natural or man-made--here] is devastating americans everywhere.

[pengll45]

43 people who dis liked this said "dis i like this" :)

[theskinyourin21]

Just watched a ton of your videos because I can't sleep. You're smart, cute, and funny and I'm now a fan. Just thought you should know.

[NikkiLiz889]

''Hours Of Stalking'' now that says something..

[JHummelProductions]

That happened to me on myspace when she unfreinds me before breakup

[somerSlagell]

youtube.com/watch?v=Pz9IfOHbYv­s

[ratgirl03]

you think it is awkward when your friends parents start on facebook. . . my grandmother is on facebook. .

[MissMaddyMakeup97]

@ratgirl03 same...

[bubblechickk21]

@ratgirl03 MINE IS TO AHAHA:D xx

[AWWWWYEEEEAAAHH]

@ratgirl03 Grandmas got a Facebook and she's hitting on friends... Don't care how it started but now it's going to end. I also know that she's been in my best friends pants...

[321yelhsa]

@AWWWWYEEEEAAAHH Oh, wow. Awkward much?

[AWWWWYEEEEAAAHH]

@321yelhsa Naw it's a song :) I just thought that I should quote it. LOL

[321yelhsa]

@AWWWWYEEEEAAAHH Oh, okay...Lol

[TheProjectMJ]

@ratgirl03 My great grandmother is on facebook

[mrfancycar]

Josh, your videos are so awesome! You're funny, creative, inspiring and a great artist! Thanks for inspiring me!

[lvlark123]

would u want people to treat u diffrently at times? some times for benifent.

[surfer1556]

LMAO

[Zatsenata]

lol'd at the severity of that math problem

[sandiegobeachbaby]

Wow! that first graph just made me feel reeeally good about myself =) Yay for creepers!

[whatuphowslife]

haha my boyfriend took a month and a half to defriend me and i didn't do it im the girl so ha josh

[ronson97]

Cool videos. I just started making some of my own. Feel free to check them out :)

[saintsaens21]

Kind of like the RSA channel at youtube and their excellent drawings

[REPORTERYANICHOLSON]

your a fantastic mathematician!

[DubGenre]

You sir are a mathematical genius!

[bubblybubblebunny]

Not all girls do that , if he is the one doing the breaking you also have to count the time it takes for her to get home and go on facebook :)

But seriously, a friend of mine waited an entire year to remove the pictures of his ex and he only did it because everybody told him that it was weird... I think his stats are missing from your graphic

[pinkylittleme]

Do anyone have an idea of where i can buy a 'we should hang out sometime' t-shirt if i live in canada ?

[eppicNESSSS]

sharpies rule

[JBfan624]

youtube for math nerds? :D

[Jmlisheid]

Hey, hey. I totally appreciate this video. It's clever, and funny, and appeals to the nerd in me (which is all of me). My only 'suggestion' if you could call it that, would be to switch your x and y axis on the insecurity vs. # of times you press f5 graph. Seeing as how the "# of times..." depends on your level of insecurity.

[MEGABANANA19]

Not true when me n my girl broke up I removed them before her haha ftw

[FaceBookAddict1999]

Too true, ha ha read my name ;)

V V V V

[blacktoadeGIRL297]

I actually was being stalked by a pedophile on facebook for about three months before changing some privacy settings. thanks for reminding me... ;)

[DrgoFx]

When I had Facebook, I found it juvinal with the relationship status thing. It may be pretty funny but the problem here is either it means you seriously need to find someone to be with or your current boyfriend/girlfriend may be a bit upset that you won't express your relationship.

As for the Breakup thing, I love how girls blame guys for being cruel and heartless and then that thing pops up. Not to mention two pornstars have informed males that women will break up with them over sex.

[thienmai]

wow that's actually true about the girls when i broke up with my boy I removed his pics before i broke up with him and he removed it after 2 days XD

[izak1992]

THIS IS EPICCCC!!!

[arowinureye]

"preemptive strike" hahah

[ramo823]

I love your hearts.... can you do a vid on how you draw them? :P

[TheDrevets3]

I love Josh... Um... Not in a weird way... I just feel it's like a bromine ya know?

[TheDrevets3]

I love you Josh... Not in a weird way I think its like a bromance... R u feeling me?

[ando1135]

keep up the good qork, and soon you';; be top 100 subscribed

[Pinkitoes53]

hahaha when you do the coloring thing its so funny. do you have any really close friends with a serious dissabilty and if so do you guys joke about it or dont say anything, cuz ik with me when ppl say stuff i get sad

[W8stedUth]

i wasnt totally sure if F5 was refresh so i pushed it then had to start the video over again

[AwesomeSciFi]

@W8stedUth TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­

[Lollyholly99]

@W8stedUth and there's a problem with that?