A Woman's Perspective on Penis Pics

[MassTransit999]

They need to retitle this video "Mannish Looking Womans Perspective on Dick Shots"

[GrandMasterKolbasa]

How about my throbbing cock in a sammich?

[DaTruth00001]

adorable puppy? delicious sandwich? lol bank balance? this bitch is tripping

[VladLevitt]

I don't know how I ended up on this video but it totally made me google "Brett+Favre+Penis"

[lilHippo]

God Damn shes ugly!!!

[monkeysister99]

you almost look like zoey deschannel. you have her hair 4 sure though.

[zhodor]

Penissss picsssssss

[Frankieseshy]

A man's perspective on you when you're not in the kitchen: Need I say more?

[chakesici]

so how many of you guys came here from kiss cam humilitaions ?

[TheOriginalKingD]

@chakesici I'll admit I did, and I was about to send a penis pic to but I opted for a smile pic after this, it worked out for the better

[yoyoman915]

shes just butt hurt cause she dnt get penis pics

[sfbayareagirl]

omg, you are officially my FAVORITE vlogger. You say everything I've ever thought in my entire life. But you documented it first so you get credit. Damn. haha.... so hilarious and so dead on… I am now going to share your views with all my bffs. Thank you!!!!!!!!!! You rock.

[QuartuvLarry]

You took 1:36 to explain what I could tell you in one sentence: There's NEVER a shortage of idiots!

[Laurelindo]

@dannyboysix What's your problem, dude?

I have never argued against girls loving the male genitals, I say they usually aren't attracted to it mindlessly like guys are attracted to a pair of breasts.

Girls are much more interested in confidence and personality most of the time.

[Laurelindo]

@dannyboysix Let me explain some female psychology for you - girls aren't close as visual as men are, and a random penis pic won't do anything for them most of the time.

Girls almost always want to feel that a guy is confident and mature before they can be truly attracted to him, and THAT'S when the guy's cock starts to become truly interesting.

But if the guy is obsessed with his own penis then the girls will very likely think of him as a premature pervert.

[jayc342009]

@Laurelindo Women are just as visual, stop lying please. Also, the media brainwashes guys to be attracted to boobs, and ass. Notice in countries like Africa where women walk around naked yet no men look? It's the media. Also, guys are attracted to "fake" boobs that they see on porn stars, i bet any guys would prefer fake boobs, natural boobs aren't very pleasing to look at.

[Laurelindo]

@jayc342009 Actually women are not "just as visual", women are generally much more attracted to self-confidence and status.

An average-looking guy with excellent self-esteem and a natural ability to be flirty and charming will have much, much more success with girls than a hot guy who looks insecure.

Girls aren't some kind of men in girls' bodies, their psychology is quite different as well.

[jayc342009]

@Laurelindo BULLSHIT!!! An attractive women would NEVER go for an unattractive guy, you idiot. Women ARE visual.

[Laurelindo]

@jayc342009 What's you problem?

Stop acting like a stuck-up kid and learn to talk like a civilised person if you want to keep up any sane discussion about this.

And "unattractive" means something completely different to girls - it means that a guy seems desperate, insecure, unfriendly, lacks ambitions etc.

A guy can have awesome looks but instantly become dull to girls if he shows an obvious insecurity and other so-called "beta-male" qualities.

[jayc342009]

@Laurelindo You're an absolute idiot. You pretend you know what all women want. You're wrong. All women are different, and are attracted to different qualities in a guy.

[Laurelindo]

@jayc342009 Of course I know that, I'm just saying that a lot of women work a lot more different than what some guys seem to believe.

And I also don't think I need to take YOU seriously since you cannot even write a single sentence without insulting me in some way.

But I guess it's easy to act like that on the Internet.

[jayc342009]

@Laurelindo I insult people in real life, it's my humour. When i insult people i automatically expect them to take it on the chin and not take it seriously, oh and laugh. You need to understand that not all guys are "visual"......

[Laurelindo]

@jayc342009 And with "psychology" I don't just mean that they prefer cock instead of boobs, men in stead of women etc, I mean the whole way they feel attracted to someone - charisma, natural leader qualities, a playfully flirty attitude and ambitions in life - those are the kinds of qualities that girls are really attracted to.

[kleinhood]

ddid smeone say sandwich and penis in the same video??

[colesparks4]

Or your bank balance.... i laughed so hard i fell on the floor.... then my friend laughed at me to D8<

[KohlDayvhis]

Wow, she's even trying to talk like Zooey Deschanel

[prettyboyalldayadigg]

she a virgin

[sconny09]

Jenn Sterger is a babe!

[burntorangeblood23]

well only send her the sandwich if she made it...

[0mfgitzBiafor3]

what a stupid bitch ide punch her fucking throat out

[MacTrey5]

I wouldn't even send you a picture of my carpet... ugly

[lemonlimelukey]

Firstly, that a man

Secondly, he's fat so of course he'd want a picture of a sandwich

Thirdly, this shits not even funny, more like uhm okayyy, cuz every girl that gets a picture of my dick ends up sucking it. so your reasoning of why they dont want a picture is cuz your dicks small and you never send pictures. Duh

[Esteism]

this chick is ugly and therefore knows absolutely nothing about this subject.

[izzyGO52]

@Esteism How come you say that???

[Laurelindo]

@Esteism Extremely stupid statement, you clearly have no respect for ladies as individuals.

[Laurelindo]

@Esteism She knows tons about this subject and what girls think because she is a woman herself.

[Izlandzadi14]

@Esteism I think no matter what you look like you still know what you want to see or not to see X(

[Jimmy911ism]

I have an average penis... however, with close ups I can make it look big. I send it to women I chat with and their whole attitude changes for the better about 4/5 times.

[izzyGO52]

@Jimmy911ism To be honest i'd be kind of freaked out if a guy sent me a pic of his penis cause i'd rather touch than look :L but maybe when i'm older i will know better ;) :L

[Laurelindo]

@Jimmy911ism Really strange, since most girls are attracted chiefly to personality and attitude.

If I were a chick and got some random penis picture from someone on MSN I would think of you as a weird sex freak, and a possible stalker.

You must either have an extremely attractive personality overall, or you simply talk with sluts.

[gtrboy1]

the taj mahal is a wonder of the world



[imacuntami]

Atleast get a hot chic for the video, and not a minger.

[kalidolores]

@imacuntami Women aren't only good for their looks, dumbass. This woman is hilarious, get your penis out of your head, relax, and enjoy the humor.

[CBSflight]

Someones Lesbian.

[Izlandzadi14]

@CBSflight *facepalm*

[Realchocolate22]

you definitely had me at the bank balance....*i agree*..

[Shindiggie]

This should be titled (One Woman's) perspective.

[RO1734]

women enjoy penis, and guys know this. So keep sending the pictures :)

[Laurelindo]

@RO1734 I promise you that almost every girl i nthe world ONLY thinks "ok? idiot" when smoeone randomly sends a penis pic.

Girls aren't even close as visual as guys are, and aren't interested in anonymous penises.

[RO1734]

@Laurelindo is this a guy response or a girl response?

[Laurelindo]

@RO1734 Guy response.

[sanderbelou]

send us pictures of little kittens or your bank-balance? well that's very nice.

oh yes... i forgot... you wanted to be taken seriously and show that you are independent... yeah, right.

well my little-pony-princess... welcome to the world of the grown-ups

[MrKobeisbored]

Ha! ...Lysip

[jjobie]

Good video but the lisp kinda ruined it for me. :(

[blaquemilque]

This perspective could not be more accurate. I couldn't have said it better.

[smudgypalms]

totally agree with this. I'd much prefer a picture of a guy's smile or muscles...I really have no idea why men would be offended by this? If they get excited over dismembered lady pieces that's their business and they're welcome to it but It's not for me *shrug*

[jayc342009]

@smudgypalms Trust me we don't enjoy looking at vaginas lol.

[LentilsOverkill]

@smudgypalms Lmao...I think you mean disembodied...

Dismembered means chopped off into pieces, serial killer style.

Disembodied just means separate or without the body, or in the case of a photo, cropping the body out of frame.

[igrowweedfromaseed]

@smudgypalms then why the fuck isnt this video about females sending pics of their vagina? -.- let me know when you find "a man's perspective of vaginas"

[smudgypalms]

@igrowweedfromaseed um. I assume you've been sent pictures of a woman's vagina and not appreciated it? if that's the case, then that's very unfortunate for you. Most women wouldn't do this though (unless they new it was going to be well received) so I suppose that's why there isn't a "man's perspective of vaginas". You're welcome to make your own though, I suppose.

[igrowweedfromaseed]

@smudgypalms i would love ma girls to send me pics of their junk.

[MrTalktothebear]

not true

[xXKillaBGXx]

Fuck this double standard shit.

[PowerToker420]

emily is ugly as dog shit

[TinBoxTube]

@PowerToker420 lol - posted this sort of thing on nearly every video - what did she do to you? Admit it she saw your tidgy cock and laughed.

[gdwhat]

'or your bank balance' rofl. Fucking girls.

[kasilz]

I Totally agree!!

[andreeamars]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!

[pittielove]

I DISAGREE! I llloove pictures of penises.. Although, I am speaking of penises I've ridden.

[colormenew]

These videos are for laughs. Stop overreacting.

[Laurelindo]

@colormenew If these videos are for laughs then I must say the info in them is surprisingly correct.

[rstevewarmorycom]

One: That is not true of all women. It may be true of most women

but only because they were brainwashed to be "good", which they think is to have no sexual desires. A significant fraction of the porn in this country is consumed by women. Your perspective is that of the nutcake religious antisexuals everywhere. Bet you can't cum worth a damn.

[brolltitch]

@rstevewarmorycom No. She just thinks your penis is ugly.

[mellokaos47]

What if the girl asks for the pic?

[proflight2000]

a lesbians perspective of course.

[123madhavan]

bitch wers my sandwich

[minyme43]

scinetifticly girls like noise and sounds and men like more visual things so dont text a girl ur junk text her a soming nice/ sexy

[fruitbat816]

@minyme43 yeah

[BeingSuperAwesome]

Sending penis pic....now.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

You do realize that sending penis pics to someone you know without some kind of okay is illegal, right?

[rstevewarmorycom]

@DoctorRainbow8321 Technically no. If they have told you not

to in a recordable way,. then it's merely harrassment, but not

until they do so. (As long as they are of age in your state.)

[xnorange]

Um, I think she's cute, and I like her lisp. Maybe we could lisp together over some coffee??? :)

[acrovader]

I doubt this broad has ever seen a dick.

[dive4u]

this woman doesnt get laid

[brolltitch]

@dive4u Even if that were the case, she is certainly reflecting the thoughts of women who do get laid. So I'm sorry to tell you but your just gonna have to accept the fact that no one will ever be attracted to your pencil dick.

[dive4u]

@brolltitch hey broBitch, I have a 7 inch dick, whenever I get a boner, I faint from blood loss so.....get a sense of humor and clean your vagina

[brolltitch]

@dive4u Dont lie, your Asian.

[dive4u]

@brolltitch LOL its called being well endowed, dont be hating cuz u got a baby carrot. and no profile pic? whats wrong, ugly? its aite, judging by your favorites, u need all the advice from women u can get buddy

[brolltitch]

@dive4u An interesting assessment. Especially considering I AM a woman.

[dive4u]

@brolltitch so let me break this down....your a woman looking up a 'womans perspective on penis pics', you never denied being ugly, your probrably a virgin...and one of your comments were removed for too many dislikes...I'd say your pretty screwed for life BroBitch

[brolltitch]

@dive4u haha these are obviously comedy videos intended to resonate with women NOT men.

Hence all the men getting so worked up and offended. Harsh truths.

Also - Who the fuck has the time to put a profile pic on YOUTUBE? Especially when your that fucking ugly. Better sort out your priorities mate.

[dive4u]

@brolltitch It's helpful if men know what a woman's perspective is...so for all the men watching this, it kind of makes sense, but a woman watching this? you should already know where you stand. and guess what? at least I present myself with a picture, instead of being insecure, ugly, and acting all hardcore with a keyboard, so please, get your priorities straight, go to school and get some education...and class.

[brolltitch]

@dive4u The unintentional irony in this comment made me smile. So first thank you for the ego boost.

And you have seriously misunderstood the purpose of these videos. Its called satire. Its usually only funny if your "in on the joke" and just offensive and confusing if you are not - as you, and several other men commenting on these videos have illustrated so spectacularly. (much to my amusement!)

[dive4u]

@brolltitch I'm glad all the men on this board have amused you.....NOW GET BACK IN THE GODDAMN KITCHEN!!!

[brolltitch]

@dive4u fried ri'?

[cruiseplatoon]

A nickle, says she's single. lol

[Archetype77]

That's funny cause my gf asked for a pic of my dick so I assumed it was what she wanted to see. This is such a fake and overused gag, "penis pics are a joke", well a disembodied vagina is freaky too. This girl is hideous and is just mad cause no one's ever asked her for naked pics.

[hxnncht]

It worked for me so stfu

[mogel41]

thanks =) I will stop sending my junk all over the internet .

[CaucasianStirFry]

For everyone getting all political, and those who are calling her a lesbian, you obviously don't realize it's a joke.

[Archetype77]

@CaucasianStirFry yes it's a joke, but it's suppose to be funny cause it's true, but it's not, and it's also overused, she just seems ugly and sad.

[Laurelindo]

@Archetype77 No this is not a joke, it's a fact that obviously a lot of guys have problems getting into their heads.

It's interesting how so many guys always assume that instructional videos like these are "just for laughs" - is female psychology really that hard to learn to understand?

[GeilKamel]

HOLY SHIT that looks like my mom :/

[BrunoMelgarejo]

@GeilKamel it is.

[pythor2]

@GeilKamel She single?

[ConenTyrson1]

My dick is fucking huge. If i took a picture, it would break the internet.

[Vulspire]

.... Penis

[turtledragon420]

"bank balance"

this was a dangerous and risky thing to say.

i hope she was joking.

and research has shown that women do look at a man's penis to evaluate him, they also look at other things.

there seems to be two sides to every person

one sexual and the other material

men will know this as the 'slutty-virgin conundrum'

we want women to be sexual but not too sexual.

we want women to be pious but not too pious.

women want a man to have a nice penis, but not too nice; money but not too much.

[enuvune]

try asking someone who isn't a lesbian.

[Jonathanjon1]

yea, women dont really like nude pictures of men. and at most times ridicule us for our balls. I dont see anything wrong with um, but i guess it just the way the world works. girls like fashon and good looks, guys loke sexy, nude, raw. other than that, try to not show off your penis directly, but indirectly, with underware.. and bulging. that would get her going a bit more than nude raw dick. (just sayin)

[TheHauptsturmfuhrer]

She doesn't care,and it's not fair,but that's the way women are wired to be- it seems

The look of your cock,will give her a shock;when -what's of interest is- the engine behind the machine

The man is the thing and his "method" the king,that makes her brain melt into honey

That chemical twist,that she can't resist,that's"almost" as important as money

So,don't show her your stuff-cause "it's" never enough,and you'll be left beating your own bunny

[mwolfson86]

bank balance... yep. that's women all over!

[florencelovme]

this woman needs to get laid

[TheBladeEdge]

So... women are more attracted to puppies then to men... nah this bitch is just plain lesbian.

[lkijju]

what an annoying plain woman.

[cosmocreeper]

the taj mahal is a wonder of the world you dumbass bitch...

[TheBladeEdge]

@cosmocreeper She knows that Taj Majal IS a wonder of the world, its just that she is so impressed by the four penis shaped structures on the side that she couldn't think properly. xD

[Erikthegreat54321]

@cosmocreeper Fail!! The Taj Majal is NOT a wonder of the world!

[DjArpegius]

bank balance. ..so true.

[adam90876]

unlike men woman are attracted not only by physical beauty but survival value, it almost all they will respond to.

[zico268]

The title says "Woman's Perspective", and I thought there will be an actual woman there. Surprise!

[daltonsbadboy]

show your bank balance...now THAT is something that can turn a woman on...well, if you got a lot in your bank...size DOES matter when it comes to money!! LOL

[AJACKSON888]

high - larioussssss

[MsDesha7]

I'm sure she has, bec she speaks for all women. We really don't want to...oh, just replay it.

[Stronger2k9]

BLA!, BLA!, & MOOORE BOOORING BLA!!...CALLATE PUERCA!!.

[KhmerD0g]

blackzilla. 

[LucianHalo]

ugh, I can understand why some women are so deeply programmed with being so material due to wanting proper care for possibly future children.. this is why we get jobs, buy cars, go to the gym so we (men) can get laid, and that's pretty much what most men care about. In response to the video - the narcissistic behavior with some men and their penis is equivalent to some women and their looks (beauty). Princess mentality versus Emotionless Perversion.

[PAINTBALL55]

@LucianHalo That was beautifully said my friend.

[fatqwert200]

the idea is from her perspective she likes: puppies, food ,as we can tell and objects pertaining to his bank balance... wow typical bitch

[qwertyuiop8471]

i have a cockmeat sandwich.

[exv092]

Im not going to text pics of my hose. As much as I like my hose, no. Not my style. I can't see why it should be anyones. Its better when she's there. Instead of sending pictures of your dong for the ironic reason that she's not there!! HA!!

[metalmonkey666]

Girls only care about penis size and the size bank your account size.

[batnana3]

Point is No girl thinks the penis is attractive. Its funny how a guy thinks its so amazing .. Better yet call them gay for admiring the Penis so much ;D. There you have it folks.

[xturtlex]

great job at commenting on how all women only care about money. you're making generalizations for all women that you are a cunt.

[catherinebrighteyesx]

@xturtlex she's clearly joking though :P

[MrAndoruBinsento]

she's clearly never seen my penis... it's deff a wonder of the world... everyday I wonder how the fuck I can even walk. lmao

[raydirty]

she looks like pugsly from the adams family haha and has cousin "it" hair!

fuckin dike wishes she had a cock!

[90Pisces]

Send a pic Only when she asks for it first.

[daveknowsall]

Women like looking at cock as much as men like looking at pussy. men like to fuck women like to fuck if one or the other didn't, there would be a lot of rape or not a lot of kids on this planet. Not one would send this woman a pic of thier cock cuz fuck me pink I'd have to be drunk and horny as fuck to roll that thing over.

[taltigolt]

i wounder if they would be interested in one with jewls and diamonds attached to it

i mean if they care about bank balance they will care about one with millions wourth of diamonds on it

i think im on to something

[Whatever4690]

Show her your bank balance,yup that about sums women up.

[Everhopinghorses]

Love it

[KatieLamby7]

this is actually really true :)

[DigitalAcuity]

Of course this doesn't apply to all women, ain't that clear cut, all women like different things, I'm a woman and I personally love penis pics

[8BitSuperhero]

@DigitalAcuity Well this video is for normal men who are influenced by abnormal men friends to think it's right to send their Girlfriends pictures of their penis. It's obvious that no normal girl wants to see pictures of their guy's penis... This video doesn't really apply for women like you or men like you, and by "like you", I mean the men and women that are just going to do it anyways. Plus, penis' DO NOT look flattering. It's like a butthole; ugly, shriveled, war-torn. Not pretty.

[DerAbstrakte]

oh look at this tarded thing speaking, she is so beautiful LOL*

[Vald1971]

Bank balance , yep that is what women are really interested in.

or vacation tickets , or jewelry that does nothing, or anything she doesn't have to pay for but can show her girlfriends. Thats women for ya.

[monkeys6889]

im a girl and i like penis pics too

[vegansong821]

man meat bobbing in the breeze...lmao

[georgekostaras]

You should send a woman pics of your cock only when she asks for it first.

[MissMenacellSociety]

Im a girl i love penis pics so you dont knw that much

[AwesomeNstuff]

how did i even get on to the video... iv just been clicking videos on the right...

[mrtngusx]

All the guys that jerk off on chatroulette has something to learn from this vid.

[danthordan]

Nah man, I actually can see what she's saying. Women are different. And it's not the same as seeing a pic of some girl's nice ass