Nostalgia Critic BAD TOUCH

[GardBreaker]

Kid: I NEED AN ADULT!

Lady: I am an adult.

Kid: I NEED ANOTHER ADULT!

[AlienMagi]

This is wrong on so many levels. Its a pedo regardless of the gender

[robertsfunny1995]

PREFERABLY not another pedophile? I'd say definitely not another pedophile.

[Tahkaullus01]

STEP AWAY FROM THE CHILD!!!!

[NewSuperAvenger]

A little girl kissing an older man would be very, VERY worse than this.

[SonofJones]

@NewSuperAvenger No it wouldn't be. They're just as bad.

[CptChaos47]

lol this guy is such a douche.

[danvseverything]

@CptChaos47 so are you.

[jaxblade07]

There's no such thing as male rape, when it comes to a woman doing it to you, as long as she's Sexy like she is ;D

[DrGnockerz]

@jaxblade07 What if she isn't sexy?

[CheatsythePimp2]

That caught me by surprise.

[rraazze]

I love the 'Notify an adult, preferably not another pedophile' flashing in the corner :P

[Einheitskreis]

-"I need an adult!"

-"I AM an ADULT!"

D:

[Darknessgamekid]

@Einheitskreis the kid should have DODGED!!!!!!! lol TFS DBZA reference

[nightbane2]

I wonder if that was a..... BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT?

Did they ever mention that again?

[Evowizard25]

@nightbane2 It happened at the end of the movie.

[PsychoPowerJ]

@nightbane2 Well, it happened near the end of the movie, so there's not enough time to mention it again.

[SuperSenshi]

He's done this joke before, hasn't he? I forget which other reviews he's used it in, but it's quite funny. xD

[cartmann94]

@SuperSenshi In his review of Kazaam he did a pair of bad touch jokes. that was a creepy movie lol

[meisterpernat]

...Nice

[MeowthRocket]

I fucking LOVE what he does after the phone call, that shaking and looking in horror at the camera!

[HanaYooHoo6]

"Bad Touch"? France, Prussia, and Spain....

[zargond]

@HanaYooHoo6 PFFFTTT so I'm not the only one.

[monsterboy31]

Okay, I know this scene is really kind of perverted, but seriously, thumbs up if you're a guy and wish you were the boy right now.

[miyagisan2012]

I always thought that Blank Check was a terrible movie! I always dreaded the moment I saw the title! This scene was just so weird!

[TheSecretShow4You]

BAD TOUCH!!

[EGLchan]

I can't believe they did that.

[TheShadowrod]

It's absolutely amazing how society has double standards....

If this was an older man with a younger girl, someone WOULD have called the police...

[CyberLance26]

@TheShadowrod Its because you hear about male pedophiles all the time but you never hear about female ones.

[DrGnockerz]

@CyberLance26 What about that story years ago about that 55 year old lady who had sex with a 12 year old?

[CyberLance26]

@DrGnockerz Dont think i have heard about that.

Well thats the only female pedophile i can remember hearing about.

Its always male pedophiles i see in the media.

[DrGnockerz]

@CyberLance26 Keyword here being 'media'. I'm sure there's a lot of female teachers out there having sex with their male students but you never hear that in the media. Why? Think of that South Park episode where Ike had a relationship with his teacher.

That's double standards for you. The only reason that 55 year old made the new was because she's ugly, seriously she looked 95.

[CyberLance26]

@DrGnockerz Yea true and im sure most boys would not think that an older women want to do sexual stuff with you is such a horrible thing so they probably dont complain about it even close as much as girls do.

[DrGnockerz]

@CyberLance26 That most definitely explains it.

[robertsfunny1995]

@DrGnockerz What? There's a story about a 55 year old woman f*cking a 12-year-old??

[DrGnockerz]

@robertsfunny1995 Believe it or not there's two. The one you'll find by typing in "55 year old woman has sex with 12 year old" in which that older black women was HIV positive, and the one I was referring to earlier between two people of the same age only white.

[Chennaigirl123]

My reaction if I see any Seshomaru/Rin fanfics

[MPieter88]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOODDDD!!!!

[LoZWWisawesome]

@Vebbon I understand this. I just said I made a mistake and it's different for everyone. I even know it's 15 in France.

[DarthBenadic]

It's good to see that Doug isn't a hypocrite!

[SSJZTrunks91]

RED ALERT!!

[ZexionsFriend]

This should be in the couples:

Axel roxas

Vexen Zexion (duh)

Lexueas Zexion (again duh)

Xigbar demyx

[MovieLover1995]

"OH, MY GOD!!! BAD TOUCH!!! STOP ARRESTING THAT KAZAAM GUY!!! WE HAVE LIP TO LIP CONTACT HERE!!! HURRY!!!"

ROTFLMFAO!!!

[dim432]

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT

[bestshowontheweb]

Did anyone else notice the "Alert another adult, preferably NOT another pedophile!"

[rageahollic33]

south park : niiiiiiiceeeee

[TheLovelyMistress]

My reaction if I see any pics of Axel and Roxas (both are from Kingdom Hearts) kissing.

[LoZWWisawesome]

@TheLovelyMistress YES. Finally. :| I hate Axel/Roxas. It's like... An eighteen-year-old molesting his eight-year-old male cousin.

[Rhiilynn]

@LoZWWisawesome ..axel is like 20-25 roxas is 15-17..whoo! not pedo.

[LoZWWisawesome]

@Rhiilynn ...You realize legal age is 18... Right?

[Lostprophetzzz]

@LoZWWisawesome you realize the USA doesn't equal the world right?

[LoZWWisawesome]

@Lostprophetzzz True. My bad.

[MrBagelmon]

... Cant act that well. Im not sure if hes even acting. Either hes acting or hes one of those guys who overreact too much.

[ThePoison27]

My reaction to any Roman Catholic Priest touching a child!

[PunchSydeiron]

"No" means no and so does "yes!"

Notify an adult, preferably not another pedophile!

[LadyScumBag10]

I really hope he doesnt watch This Is England....

[NoWhereman4444]

Man, pure gold. One of my favorite gags XD

[rageahollic33]

niicceeeeeeeeeeeee

[gurneyman100]

Nostalgia Critic's comedy will never grow old. He is just too good.

[TheJoshMaster22]

Where did he get the music chord anyway?

[stickmanpwner64]

CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! CALL THE POLICE! AN AMBULANCE! THE ARMY! THE NAVY! THE AIR FORCE!

[bestshowontheweb]

Notify an adult, perferably not another pedophile

[Robots73]

Anyone notice the top right? "Notify an adult,preferably not another pedophile" XD

[Darknessgamekid]

PLEASE tell me which review is this!!!!!!!

[NerdyShirt]

@Darknessgamekid its from the BLANK CHECK movie review episode

[Darknessgamekid]

@NerdyShirt THANKS

[robertsfunny1995]

@Darknessgamekid & NerdyShirt

And his review of Kazaam.

[xK0VI]

There was another review with 3 "bad touches". Do you remember it?

[NerdyShirt]

@xK0VI yea it was in the kazaam, casper, good burger episodes

[Timstuff]

@NerdyShirt Garbage Pale Kids and "North" also had bad touches.

[NY4Life]

@NerdyShirt could you upload the Kazaam ones please!

[Drez26]

THAT is my virgin alarm....its programed to go off before you do!!

[SuperNumber19]

that kid is GOD! :D

[Wingham64409]

Damn this is hilarious. I love this review.

[JRodHacker]

How long has it been sense the critic made a bad touch joke? I think he could really use that joke more often. lol

[Vidhole]

the kid probably got some boob as well

[PrincessJustus]

hurensohn

[goldieboylover986]

hmm..

if an adult man kisses a young girl, then its bad.

but if an adult HOT woman kisses a young boy, then he is a lucky little bastard

[NerdyShirt]

@goldieboylover986 RIGHT YOU ARE!!! lol

[Everwen45]

@NerdyShirt No, is not right, the hell is wrong with you?

[ViperDaka]

@NerdyShirt I smell Yodaa!

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@goldieboylover986 dude I am not even gonna begin to tell you how south park that logic is.

[rbthepwnful]

@Shanethefilmmaker That's what I was thinking when I read that comment... the worst part is that when you think about it, the South Park logic is kinda true.

[KalKratos]

@goldieboylover986 i couldn't agree more. that kid is a pimp, if he can score a hottie like that at his age. nostalgia critic must have forgotten what it was like to be 10 years old and horny.

[jaketheman091]

@KalKratos Nah he actually doesnt care about the bad touch stuff. That was just an enactment of his jealous rage. The kid most definitely gets some to this day, I'd imagine.

[TheRegart]

@goldieboylover986 Peodophilia is obviuosly a man's condition :P

[PkmnMegahero]

@goldieboylover986 Totally double standard, hehehe...

[TheZacula]

@goldieboylover986 How dare you! That's.....

Actually, ye know what? You're pretty much right at least 98% of the time.

[ElectricMayhem87]

@goldieboylover986 Oh, please, can we say "double standard"?

[mewblox]

I'f I could edit clips, I would edit this so he'd be doing a spy check.

[anotherguttersnipe]

THIS IS THE CYBER POLICE! STEP AWAY FROM THE CHILD OR CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

[VGMusicMaster1]

@anotherguttersnipe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That Hot Woman was Jessi Slaughter

[HaloElitesrule]

@VGMusicMaster1 Is she related to Sergeant Slaughter?

[VGMusicMaster1]

@HaloElitesrule Cyber Police

[thagrammarnazi]

@anotherguttersnipe HOT WOMAN FROM BLANK CHECK, YA DUN GOOFED!

[Jaramo1]

@anotherguttersnipe

Boy, am I glad you guys arrived! Good thing we had this movie backtraced!

[QuartrGuy]

@Jaramo1 Yeah...they thought they could get away, but they dun goofed!

[thegr8estone]

@NerdyShirt arrest that woman for Kissing a Young boy

[NerdyShirt]

@thegr8estone thats the best day of that kids life i bet LOL