Josh Ozersky | Food Writer & Burger Expert

[mryjn420090]

Burger expert? what a fucking joke fat bastard

[yerk3]

I wonder what he would say about the original Japanese interpretation of hamburgers, where the meat is beef teriyaki and the bun is made out of rice. Going by everything else I've seen from him, I'm guessing he would want to kill it with fire.

[PsychOMoE88]

Youre a naughty boy! LOL!

[afterapplepicking]

Not to be an insensitive prick, but word of warning: This fella has gout.

And he's a young man. And he has gout.

Yeah.

Not saying anything against meat, you understand. Hamburgers are delicious. But everything in moderation. Or else you might get fuckin gout.

And no one will want to fuck you if you have gout.

[yerk3]

@afterapplepicking It's mostly genetic predisposition. Eating a lot of meat may aggrevate it, but having it in the first place is genetic.

[doggieGZ]

Seeing a conniseaur talk about burgers is like watching an ape try to ballroom dance. Theres no place for them in this realm or the next.

[Dru1dM4N]

so, this fat thesaurous slob is a foot fetish-civil war reenactor?

[eskimojoe6699]

"indulge in a gastronomic promiscuity that is libertine and effete?"

Dear god another asshole who wants to be a walking thesaurus.

[yerk3]

@eskimojoe6699 usin big wurds iz for dum morans and so iz speling and punktuation

[SpiralishCandy]

They also make you FAT AND HAVE HEART PROBLEMS WOOhoo! Yayy

[bullettoothburrows]

@SpiralishCandy Hell yeah!

[yerk3]

@SpiralishCandy Eating anything will make you fat and give you heart problems. It's all about moderation.