These three guys are stranded in the desert and they are down to there last bologna sandwich. So, they can't split it equally so the decide to save it till morning to decide what to do with it. The next day the first guy said "I dreamt I eat a1000 sandwiches." the second guy says I dreamt I had a pyrimid of sandwiches. Then the last guy says I dreamt I had a bologna sandwich and I eat it. lol
an Asian sandwich gos to an eye doctor, the doctor tells him that he has cataracts. the Asian sandwich says "i no have cataract, i drive rincon continental!".
I went to the Sandwich Islands, no one offered me a sandwich, went to the Canary Islands, didn't see any canaries, went to the Virgin Islands, and there were no....
That's pretty pedantic, it was a cute picture representing the whole situation, Marina didn't talk about how he gambled. Displaying your knowledge is ok but seriously.....
So, if the Earl of Sandwich didn't invent the sandwich, who did?
Sandwich joke: Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
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please shut this bitch up god damnit she takes a topic, googles it, posts it on you tube However I like to look at her jugs. next video should be her not saying a thing and wearing tight clothes ONLY
your a misogynistic bastard who cannot appreciate higher intelligence get a life and stop being such a philistine. And just to let you know as a male who enjoys smart women I'm not being sycophantic I'm merely supporting the values I see as genuine and morally appropriate.
@sahuri1 Misogynistic=the bigotry toward women, Philistine=a simple minded person afraid of what they do not comprehend (is rooted from the racial commentary on Palestinians), Sycophantic=suck up. I am an English student and a scholar
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Here's my question to you: If what you state is true and Intelligence is indeed sexy, why would you need to promote your good looks for video views instead of your Intelligence?
Take the challenge, don't show your face on your next video. See if people watch to learn about a new word to extent their vocab, or just to see a pretty face.
uhm, archy's right. Most people like old guys on youtube only want to see her boobs and shit. So if she wasn't showing her face or body in her video, you could see how many people ACTUALLY watch her instead of just staring at her boobs.
Yeah, I know that about 80% comments on her looks. Still, why should that matter ? She is who she is, and she's fun to watch. It's like telling WhatTheBuck to be less gay.
she promotes both, her intelligence with her words, and shes a maxim model. also, its her videos, her channel, everything is hers. What shes doing is obviously working if so many people watch it. I don't only watch for her, if the word doesnt interest me sometimes i dont bother. Not everyone is tuning in just for that.
You are wrong on this one. He did not put the things together to save time. He put the meat between the bread because he did not want to get the cards greasy from the meat he was eating. I think somebody should watch more History Channel.
morales760, you are saying essentially the same thing.. he ate at the table to save time.. whether he used bread to keep his hands from getting greasy is besides the point, he ate at the table so that he could keep gambling (ie: not leave the table and waste time).. though I have not heard that version of his hands nor getting greasy. I do find that the History Channel does get things wrong from time to time though.
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A sewage worker is showing a town official around the sewers and is explaining how interesting his work can be. "You see that turd going by there?" he says, "What about it?" replies the official- "that's the butcher's. You can tell 'cos it's so rich and meaty and comes by here at 6:25 on the dot every day regular as clockwork" He points at another coming round the bend and says "and that one's my wife's." "How can you tell?" "because it's got my sandwiches tied to it see?"
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Englishman and Irishman and a Scotsman working as construction workers at the top of a skyscraper. The Englishman looks into his sandwich and says "If I get a ham sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off her" the Scotsman does and says the same thing, as does the Irishman. Next day Englishman:- "Phew! Beef- thanks wifey" Scotman:- "Hoots mon, Jam in mine" Irishman:- "I got ham, see ya dere fellas" and jumps off. At the funeral the Irishman's wife says, "I wouldn't mind but he makes his own sandwiches"
i used to live in a small town in kent called sandwich and i used to go to sandwich junior school and then sandwich technology school, they didnt teach us any sandwich making technology though.
sandwiches makes it sound like food to have at picnics on the beach. have a sandwichey from the picnic basket. game of tetherball. a plate of neatly squared beach sand snacks. finger foods only, no forks.
Through a simple act of "eat with your hands no forks allowed" reduction it'd be like sandwiches or pizza by the slice. Man does not live on bread alone, that would be subway's motto. Unless you go with a gourmet sandwich you'll left eating 75% bread, lettuce and the other 25% is overwhelmed by that 75%. It's like those places serve dry bread and then make money off selling soda pops and bottled drinks.
No mustard pretzels, don't worry, we won't even go that route. We can get skinnies like carrots and celery and olives with ranch dressing too. Sandwiches, sure, why not
Sandwiches it is then. Some place cool, with trees and cobble stones and outside tables. Drinks too, maybe even a few glasses of wine unless I'm driving then it's iced tea for me. I figure if we get side orders with our sandwich it would have to be chips or fries coz we'd be eating with our hands and none of that fork stuff. Why don't we just get a big sandwich and split it, you choose which wich. Cept I really don't like sprouts on a sandwich. I like thick bread, stoneground and heavy, you?
TITS...OR GMEAS. (go make me a sandwich)
13wolfie23 7 months ago
cracked and bread...breed of the crack...
thawthepast 1 year ago
Where did the word "Sammich" come from?
AlexsDamnFilms 1 year ago
BITCH MAKE ME A SANMICH
rexquando1 1 year ago
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YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN CUNT!
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It's a very sad day when this is called 'entertainment'.
poizenivy 2 years ago
roast beef sandwich reminds me of pussy
JReyes123 2 years ago
Marina, i love you!!!
airactive 3 years ago 2
love your show good joke....uh the second one
mattrod27 3 years ago
wonder if she really acts like that in real life. it's sorta perky in a porn star way, but.. she's so sweet n cute. i like her.
love the vids Marina, keep up the great work. i love the editing of your vids, BTW, too. :)
no sandwich jokes here, sorry lol
MorbidKittyProd 3 years ago 2
I eat sammich. It is good.
Chestmuscles 3 years ago
you between me and the wall...perfect sandwich
9YoungDeezy9 3 years ago
Nice joke.
SubSaibot99 3 years ago
These three guys are stranded in the desert and they are down to there last bologna sandwich. So, they can't split it equally so the decide to save it till morning to decide what to do with it. The next day the first guy said "I dreamt I eat a1000 sandwiches." the second guy says I dreamt I had a pyrimid of sandwiches. Then the last guy says I dreamt I had a bologna sandwich and I eat it. lol
nickjoeb 3 years ago 2
a mushroom walks in to a bar
the bartender says "wait a second no mushrooms aloud"
and the mushroom replied "why not im a FUN GUY" (fungi)
narutoguypersonkid 3 years ago
knock knock.
whos there?
sandwich...
sandwich who?
sandwich--stfu and bend over.
:)
CalamityCarlos 3 years ago
jaymarinawich
jayconn 3 years ago
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haha, she just makes it all up like its facts.
sexylilfella 3 years ago
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great tits, poor mind, anyone can use wikipeda/google.
nixnix99 3 years ago
but its more interesting this way
baggedyman 3 years ago
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she's a phd dumb ass
Wuzsubi 3 years ago
i wanna put you in a sandwich
drew92gill 3 years ago
an Asian sandwich gos to an eye doctor, the doctor tells him that he has cataracts. the Asian sandwich says "i no have cataract, i drive rincon continental!".
Mattchinzo 3 years ago
hi love your videos can you tall me the oring og the @
gerardourdaneta8 3 years ago
1 sandwich walks in a bar does a double jump and a backroll and lands on the barchair. the bartender say'd how did u do that ? the sandwich
answered: im from the circus.
then another sandwich walks in, does the same but whit a double backroll. The bartender asked how did u do that ? the sandwich sayd: Circus.
Then another sandwich walks in, does the same times 2 whit a front roll and a spin. the bartender asks again: how did u do that !!??
the sandwich say'd: i trippeld.
JFangBlade 3 years ago 2
I went to the Sandwich Islands, no one offered me a sandwich, went to the Canary Islands, didn't see any canaries, went to the Virgin Islands, and there were no....
nezpercenathan 3 years ago 7
tha hot i like tha
tweetychick105 3 years ago
@nezpercenathan lol
wwechase09 1 year ago
The Earl of Sandwich did gamble, but he played cards, not the table games your video suggests.
jc8ward 3 years ago
That's pretty pedantic, it was a cute picture representing the whole situation, Marina didn't talk about how he gambled. Displaying your knowledge is ok but seriously.....
JezzShan 3 years ago 4
Whoops that was aimed at jc8ward
JezzShan 3 years ago 2
i heard this before i don t remember were maybe in grade school. but it was much more interesting hearing it from you :) keep up the good work
taiming71 3 years ago
So, if the Earl of Sandwich didn't invent the sandwich, who did?
Sandwich joke: Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
v1de0gamr 3 years ago 2
Origin of creation=Bugers
Kaijimo 3 years ago
nice one v1de0gamr
A lawyer/sandwich joke
pmarceau 3 years ago
where are the sandwich jokes people?
tz03ww 3 years ago 2
i click 5 stars before i even watch the video
dv122 3 years ago 4
I know! The Spirit of Marina's Beauty SCREEEEEEMS the secrets of knowledge's power!
mythmanjay 3 years ago
Saaaaaaaaammiiiiiiiiiich.......... *w*
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Lonlywolf89 3 years ago
fag
TheOnlyVenture 3 years ago
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please shut this bitch up god damnit she takes a topic, googles it, posts it on you tube However I like to look at her jugs. next video should be her not saying a thing and wearing tight clothes ONLY
minusblame 3 years ago
And you're rude and disgusting. Get a life.
foodsxgross 3 years ago 2
your a misogynistic bastard who cannot appreciate higher intelligence get a life and stop being such a philistine. And just to let you know as a male who enjoys smart women I'm not being sycophantic I'm merely supporting the values I see as genuine and morally appropriate.
letdown450 3 years ago
I think everyone can tell that you looked up almost every word in your comment, and that you don't know their meanings by heart.
sahuri1 3 years ago
@sahuri1 Misogynistic=the bigotry toward women, Philistine=a simple minded person afraid of what they do not comprehend (is rooted from the racial commentary on Palestinians), Sycophantic=suck up. I am an English student and a scholar
letdown450 3 years ago
douchebag
DiscoDrive 3 years ago
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mythmanjay 3 years ago 3
@mythmanjay: thank you for the advice the comment of which you were correcting my etiquette on was directed at Minusblame
letdown450 3 years ago 2
what did the village people say about the deasert transvestite warlock?
burn the sand witch!
i want to use ur shit as my tooth paste
Dayen98 3 years ago
SonicMountain, you completely missed my point mate. Step down from the podium.
Archy506 3 years ago
Archy506 -
O, sorry. I thought you were the one standing on a podium. What was the point, anyway ?
On second thoughts, nevermind. Life's too short.
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SonicMountain 3 years ago
Here's my question to you: If what you state is true and Intelligence is indeed sexy, why would you need to promote your good looks for video views instead of your Intelligence?
Take the challenge, don't show your face on your next video. See if people watch to learn about a new word to extent their vocab, or just to see a pretty face.
Prove me wrong!
Archy506 3 years ago
Even better. Put Rosy O'Donnell on ur next video. Then let's see if anyone watches your video.
75457 3 years ago
Archy506 -
Here are my questions to you: why can't she be good-looking AND intelligent ? Why can't people watch a pretty face AND learn a new word ?
What's the problem ? She's not a hunchback ?
Get real.
SonicMountain 3 years ago 2
uhm, archy's right. Most people like old guys on youtube only want to see her boobs and shit. So if she wasn't showing her face or body in her video, you could see how many people ACTUALLY watch her instead of just staring at her boobs.
foodsxgross 3 years ago
foodsxgross -
Yeah, I know that about 80% comments on her looks. Still, why should that matter ? She is who she is, and she's fun to watch. It's like telling WhatTheBuck to be less gay.
I mean, who cares ?
SonicMountain 3 years ago
she promotes both, her intelligence with her words, and shes a maxim model. also, its her videos, her channel, everything is hers. What shes doing is obviously working if so many people watch it. I don't only watch for her, if the word doesnt interest me sometimes i dont bother. Not everyone is tuning in just for that.
JamesSaysSup 3 years ago
You are wrong on this one. He did not put the things together to save time. He put the meat between the bread because he did not want to get the cards greasy from the meat he was eating. I think somebody should watch more History Channel.
morales760 3 years ago
morales760, you are saying essentially the same thing.. he ate at the table to save time.. whether he used bread to keep his hands from getting greasy is besides the point, he ate at the table so that he could keep gambling (ie: not leave the table and waste time).. though I have not heard that version of his hands nor getting greasy. I do find that the History Channel does get things wrong from time to time though.
hotforwords 3 years ago
The way to heaven is to suck my dick.
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maatt2413 3 years ago
Are you drunk?!
peesemould 3 years ago
They use the same joke in "The Rose". It goes something like this:
"We don't serve hippies here."
"That's okay. I don't eat them."
I guess it's a really old joke. It's quite fun, though.
SonicMountain 3 years ago
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39ALLAKAD70 3 years ago
we know sandwich in Arabic Lang. as a Fast Food, so there is the joke:
Sandwich is Running on the High Way ... Why??
cos,, It is A Fast Food!!!!
loooooooolzz
waleedtolbah 3 years ago
Is your refrigerator running? Go catch it! XD
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Pwoww 3 years ago
Come on children, spare the rod, spoil the child,n its now time to come out of the sandpit like good boys and girls up here to the mansion were you all can sit on rocks of gold forever, I am the King of Shit,and the more shit there is the better it gets, and earth you all have made a lump of shit, I am well pleased, a bumper crop, with a good harvest, Heavens best creation to date, so come on now job done time to come home crazy shit, I know, heaven is home, I turn all the shit into Gold, my job
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39ALLAKAD70 3 years ago
This made me smile.
PcHeartzAJ 3 years ago
My God, I'm sorry Marina but these jokes are awful.
supercommie 3 years ago
supercommie, I know. Sorry :-(
hotforwords 3 years ago
got MILF?
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Kevoproductionstv 3 years ago
why did the airplane crash? the pilot was a sandwich
WhoGoesYonder 3 years ago
i'd eat ya burger
badgey 3 years ago
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39ALLAKAD70 3 years ago
What????
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Love is obliterating evil out of existence on the moon of vernal equinox, death does no longer exist, not even the word.
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Marceliku 3 years ago
:o, i live in sandwich ^^ yaaay
possibly the best place on earth
Hennersthedeafmute 3 years ago
lol that joke made my day
rorythemixmaster 3 years ago
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign-
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He walks up to the bar and calls over the attractive woman working behind the bar.
"Yes, can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
YouTubicide 3 years ago
lmfao
smileypsycho 3 years ago
LOL..
jellotime91 3 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLL.
Fireme123 3 years ago
be good? be good as in bad? or be so good its bad : )?
denisselivanov 3 years ago
LOL! You make Bad Jokes Good Marina! YOU ROCK MY WORLD!
TransformersMatrix 3 years ago
Where's my sandwich?!
Congo33 3 years ago
i got a joke for you
knock knock
whos there
I (pronounced eye)
I who
I got a cock meat sandwich for you
immy7866 3 years ago
Harold & Kumar?
Congo33 3 years ago
Nothing is better than Heaven, and a Ham Sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore, a Ham Sandwich is better than Heaven!!!
BBKing1977 3 years ago
She seems so immaculate...
Congo33 3 years ago
wtf why is this girl famous....
there are at least 2 girld hotter than her living in my neighborhood and her videos are so boring and not interesting at all
guberti 3 years ago
Lies, they invented sandwich when they ran out of eating gloves along time ago in a rich mans house, so they used bread.
I WIN PWNT
Finchy000 3 years ago
May i bring my teacher an Apple?
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drakesbeast 3 years ago
A sewage worker is showing a town official around the sewers and is explaining how interesting his work can be. "You see that turd going by there?" he says, "What about it?" replies the official- "that's the butcher's. You can tell 'cos it's so rich and meaty and comes by here at 6:25 on the dot every day regular as clockwork" He points at another coming round the bend and says "and that one's my wife's." "How can you tell?" "because it's got my sandwiches tied to it see?"
*b-bum splash!*
gnamp 3 years ago 2
How do you get so many views and so little comments? It's crazy!
-Cory
smpfilms 3 years ago
no one likes homework haha
bfbdrummer 3 years ago
Well... when you see a lady this georgous... all you have to say is :-O ( no comment )
bradinthird 3 years ago
Maybe I should stop giving homework assignments!
hotforwords 3 years ago
no no there awesome :D love your videos, me speak such good english now lol
maidenkid84 3 years ago
i did your mom.... a favor by making her a sandwich
mathoosala1984 3 years ago
i did your mom.... a favour by having sex with her
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kylesflipvids 3 years ago
Oh come on you at least could have given me props... i did sammich like 3 months ago... go to my vids and see
kylesflipvids 3 years ago
The bar joke was hilarious:]
VivaLaFaith 3 years ago
Englishman and Irishman and a Scotsman working as construction workers at the top of a skyscraper. The Englishman looks into his sandwich and says "If I get a ham sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off her" the Scotsman does and says the same thing, as does the Irishman. Next day Englishman:- "Phew! Beef- thanks wifey" Scotman:- "Hoots mon, Jam in mine" Irishman:- "I got ham, see ya dere fellas" and jumps off. At the funeral the Irishman's wife says, "I wouldn't mind but he makes his own sandwiches"
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Pwoww 3 years ago
i made her a sammich but she eated it
KrunchyGoodness 3 years ago
that is not the origin that i've heard of :D
maxwoob 3 years ago
I'm so fucking sick I don't know what to do. so I thought I would ask you to explain the etymology of the word 'hurt'.
Rosafanta 3 years ago
LOL i finally get the bar joke!
Ms. Marina, my dog ate my homework!
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tonyopp 3 years ago
I thought this was going to be an ad for bama grape jelly
ggpjstokesjr1 3 years ago
Lol! I love grape jelly too!
tonyopp 3 years ago
i used to live in a small town in kent called sandwich and i used to go to sandwich junior school and then sandwich technology school, they didnt teach us any sandwich making technology though.
fuzzyshan 3 years ago
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a bowl of soup. Bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."
wayoftheforesthand 3 years ago
echo echo echo
gnamp 3 years ago
Love the way Marina giggles at those sandwich jokes- so cute.
Great stuff Marina.
fadeintoyou77 3 years ago 3
i wank to make a sanmmich with jew
mamece2 3 years ago
5, 5 dolla, 5 dolla footlong
TAKEMONEY9 3 years ago
what kind of sandwich does superman eat?
a hero sandwich
prothseticninja 3 years ago
Good one prothseticninja :-)
hotforwords 3 years ago
what do u call a witch in the desert?? a sandwitch!!! hahaha
bbrxox290 3 years ago
Cute bbrxox290 :-)
hotforwords 3 years ago
If i was left in an island and had to choose one thing to take with me. I'd take a sandwich..A Jessica Alba sandwich! :]
Random.
rudxai 3 years ago
i love you
Wrobinho1 3 years ago
how could mama cass and karen carpenter's life been saved? if mama cass shared her sandwich.
DKfansown 3 years ago
My SWEETNESS CHRISSY is more SEXY
chrissyfan4u 3 years ago
I Love your accent :D
d3kst3r66 3 years ago
nice
CHEATSOFGAMES 3 years ago
Stop posting your silly messages everywhere. There is no such thing as god.....you freak!
paul333000 3 years ago
I knew about the Earl :-)
Priest and a Rabbi sitting next to each other on a plane.
Priest turns to Rabbi & asks, "Rabbi, u ever violate Jewish dietary law?"
"Yes. I ate a ham sandwich with cheese once."
Rabbi: "You ever break your vow of chastity?"
"Yes," the priest blushes, "with a beautiful young nun."
Rabbi answers, "Beats a ham sandwich, huh?"
tomken8dy 3 years ago
i enjoy forks... lol
modelpicture 3 years ago
lets play sandwich,
you spread and I'll jam.
Sorry that was in bad taste.
MikeFro20 3 years ago
Dear HotForWords, I must confess I ate with a fork the other day. I need to repent. Will you forgive me??? Please I'll do anything!
gusplaer 3 years ago
bring jesus into your life
josieluvsnic 3 years ago
Tha's some good advise!
Congo33 3 years ago
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whatupman08 3 years ago
not a sandwich joke but a food joke...
what do you call a box lunch?
A square meal!
cengelun 3 years ago
what?, she said something?
pranksmaster 3 years ago
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You are so old, you need to get a family... soccer mom
got2shot 3 years ago
hahaha,you have right :)
bulgariaplanet 3 years ago
...Said the jealous girl.
Farahmir64 3 years ago
do you need a hug? :(
nisguy 3 years ago
that's a great top.
saviormachine 3 years ago
investigate baby,investigate...
bulgariaplanet 3 years ago
your muffin.
lmm85 3 years ago
what did the sandwich say in front of the crowd...........
yeaaaaaaaaaaa..........im a sandwich
Biggererboss10 3 years ago
I requested this ages ago!!
drblacko 3 years ago
Great
blakka91 3 years ago
I'm sorry I didn't catch any of that I couldn't stop looking at your FANTASTIC rack.
metalmidget89 3 years ago
I need that teachers pet part, thats what i watch this for hah
Ricaflect 3 years ago
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it's really hard to listen to a bitch teach me about english when she can't speak it her self...
slicspace 3 years ago
even if i did.... they wudnt be so retarded
caveman2k8 3 years ago
No sandwich jokes sorry.
Qugie 3 years ago
Wounder what her iq is?I think shes pretty smart.
Mysteriousdude666 3 years ago
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ilregistasdelgaudio 3 years ago
Is she smart or what?
Probewitch 3 years ago
I like sandwiches, lol :D
Ufolus 3 years ago
This is great! hotforwords is Leet!
eier81 3 years ago
sandwiches makes it sound like food to have at picnics on the beach. have a sandwichey from the picnic basket. game of tetherball. a plate of neatly squared beach sand snacks. finger foods only, no forks.
GreatestPotential 3 years ago
Through a simple act of "eat with your hands no forks allowed" reduction it'd be like sandwiches or pizza by the slice. Man does not live on bread alone, that would be subway's motto. Unless you go with a gourmet sandwich you'll left eating 75% bread, lettuce and the other 25% is overwhelmed by that 75%. It's like those places serve dry bread and then make money off selling soda pops and bottled drinks.
GreatestPotential 3 years ago
No mustard pretzels, don't worry, we won't even go that route. We can get skinnies like carrots and celery and olives with ranch dressing too. Sandwiches, sure, why not
GreatestPotential 3 years ago
Sandwiches it is then. Some place cool, with trees and cobble stones and outside tables. Drinks too, maybe even a few glasses of wine unless I'm driving then it's iced tea for me. I figure if we get side orders with our sandwich it would have to be chips or fries coz we'd be eating with our hands and none of that fork stuff. Why don't we just get a big sandwich and split it, you choose which wich. Cept I really don't like sprouts on a sandwich. I like thick bread, stoneground and heavy, you?
GreatestPotential 3 years ago
Hallo Allerseits!
SpiceBoy65 3 years ago