Molly Reads the Dictionary

[hitlirbifadn]

thumps up if you are here cuz of "elithethecomputerguy" liked the video :D

[pandorachild]

yummy

[MrMoneyclips]

I found this easy to masturbate to

[ALethalTowel]

exactly what i had in mind

[P0IS0N]

who the fuck wanted to see this?

[rlrsk8r1]

@P0IS0N Well, you clicked on it didn't you?

[volikoto]

she is sooo cute....

[AnthonyP73]

Wow. That is all.

[Listersmate2]

That's pretty sexy!!!! :-D

[rlrsk8r1]

If she wasn't cute, I be mad, bro.

[Shin0kami]

PERFECT! :D

[kevinescobar77]

i still enhay the video

[CONKER17]

Molly we wanted to see you read it OUT LOUD :S

[gmiwoj]

awesome!

[oneyedo]

boring



[akakkoneko]

this is by far, the BEST video EVER >:O

[lpcomeau]

I thought I was the only one who read the dictionary out of interest.

[Alexvideoclip]

same as the "don't watch this" video.

[hilldominator27]

molly is not a ho kind of woman. shes the kinda woman i wanna marry.

[pigman2222]

Will she frig herself on camera too if we request it?

[jcnbw01]

33,533 trolled so far... 

[witchman1]

Boner!

[WatchVenusSpa]

The hell...

[codypg]

naked

[EskimoMuffin55]

Shingle..

[guitarguy525]

omgg we meant outloud!!!

[Kleehv]

Isn't this called "Fan Service"?

[EpicPoop]

@Kleehv Well, only if you like girls reading the dictionary..

[TonyParamatti]

fuck you molly..blonde monkey

[OhNoItsGojira]

@TonyParamatti You so cruel Tony¡

[christiejan]

this could become the new rick roll

[Goraiders75]

i would rather LISTEN to molly reading aloud the dictionary

[3sixsex]

you give me a boner

[randomgeocacher]

It's like a completely new form of art!

[PetrSMG]

You know you're hot when ... 30 f***ing THOUSAND people watch you read a dictionary and talk about what an awesome thing they've just seen :)

[thingsdie9]

thats right, read it you dirty girl. reading is such a turn on. lol

[NicktheNet]

Daaaaaammmmn!

[Timmy4pawz]

Don't want to give away the end of the book but the zebra did it

[ArtypNk]

@Timmy4pawz

Wrong. It was zyzzyva.

[Timmy4pawz]

@ArtypNk Wow, can't believe you actually bothered to look that up xD I'm flattered!

[MrTranceNinja]

@ArtypNk No! 'Zzz, zzzz' did it! (It's listed as the convention of a sleeping cartoon character)

[KidChaos878]

As the Green Goblin said in the Spider-man movie: Finish it! FINISH IT!!!!!

[chetopuffs]

Did anyone else see the classic Starbuck eye roll at the end?

[eliteonboard]

Molly, keep that strong accent. I love it. Don't teach your tongue to speak in another accent.

[M548A1]

i'd say almost thirty thousand views of this is pretty crazy

[m0r1arty]

Try to become Joanne much?

[Averex8]

That's right...read that dictionary.

[somozaj01]

lol nice...she is too cute

[kook333]

i actually know someone who read the dictionary

[da1ved]

You forgot to wear glasses!!!



[donpedro0099]

touche ....

[cricketbat08]

Collins' Pocket Dictionary is the best dictionary to own. And btw, I thought Molly said "shingle."

[872463051]

Granted that I wanted to see it out loud, but this is still really hot.

[WOWJBEOWULF]

I wore out my Webster's dictionary--now taped together--used while blogging; everyone should have a Webster's dictionary. There for awhile I went upset at blogging, people kept claiming spelling errors or something wrong; thus I went back to my school books and reviewed English, and wore out a Webster's dictionary; to claim, you all got it correct from me and you are wrong.

[FubarLovesBumblebee]

@WOWJBEOWULF What about the "World Book Dictionary"? Is this an acceptable replacement?

[WOWJBEOWULF]

@FubarLovesBumblebee Pick a dictionary, it is your standard; what people don't like in writing is you changing your terms: When you cannot decide what you wrote is when they declare the bad news. For example, if you misspell a word, then misspell it the same way every time in a document--still a misspelling, but it is you. I learned on typewriters, there are also rules for error rates (3 per page), but with modern spell checkers, pick a spell checker and use the same one.

[FubarLovesBumblebee]

@WOWJBEOWULF Now I know!

[erniehead]

Tacnol shall prevail

[83244genesis]

I'm pretty sure she said "shingle" not "chingo". I'd never even heard of that term before, and Molly doesn't seem like the kind of girl who would be inclined to say racial slurs. Watching this is still better than doing school work.

[barttool]

@alfonsomunoz35 shut up fgt "chingo" is not a bad word, is just a stupid exclamation like "crickey!" mostly said by fatass mexicans like you.

[mypostman578]

she's so pretty!

[alfonsomunoz35]

the word that she said i "chingo" that a spanish bad word jajajaja

[thybumcor]

@CanOfSpam I is cannt read too good man. And da book tells meanings of words, aint no manual for Language!

[otakuworldwide]

i bet someone is getting off on this as we speak.

[TheLittleKristy]

That could have been very sexy.

[scootosan]

how many noticed Georgie girl's hair color

[jscheffer85]

Now lets see molly do something else!

[bennyboyhead]

Now, how about Molly watching paint dry?

[Phantasma71]

Now make an extended version, ASAP!

[Cutlesnap]

"You wanted to see this"

FUCK YEAH I wanted to see this!

[Senkon]

@killerpug to elaborate, i want to see her read the dictionary, out loud and naked with the naughty bits visible.

[ImmortalDestructor]

@killerpug Feel to take off your clothes and watch it again.

[dlan4327]

I feel satisfied with the way this video went.

[leonidash15]

This book looks better than Twilight!

[Trillasecond]

wtf is this shit?

[Namolis]

Molly has a gun. Let us never forget that.

[Gregorz]

You guys are fucked.

[HaydenHatTrick]

HAHAHA, yeah, I do remember people saying that... rocket boom has two audiences, the ones that want good content, and the ones that want a moving picture!

[doomtrigger]

Um i dont see you in a bra

[DarksideNeverAgain]

No no no, we want to see you read the dictionary NAKED.

[smsff7]

IDK know said they wanted to see that, but lol

PS: I'd rather see you play some video game.....or make a sandwich :)

[TheCrazyNakedGuy]

This dude talking about your outfit is kinda creepy.. does he comment on all of your videos?

[RinaldiMeteoric]

tingo??? what?

[jschrein]

best video yet!

[baxtermaxtor]

"The medium is the message."

[miko1989100]

THUMBS UP FOR HOOOOOOOOOOOT

[AntiAntagonizing]

molly, sometimes the comments on your videos entertain just as much as your videos. That's an insult to them, not you lol

[beyeriii]

Molly, I think this is your prettiest video to date. I love your preppy look. Your pony tail reveals your pretty face, and that with the Ralph Lauren Oxford looks so prefessional. I am wondering are you wearing khaki chino trousers or a skirt? BTW, I noticed you left the button down collar unbuttoned... How about another video with the same outfit and a loose fitting tie :)

[TheIrregularVerb]

@beyeriii *professional

[nmukerjee27]

This... is... beautiful.

[joe4ska]

@obeme3 apparently 19,618 wanted to see this. thats who

[flobber238]

Some guy asked to see this so they could jack off to it... so sad :(

Lol don't really know why they wanted it.

[massivereader]

Heh! Now we know: Molly subvocalizes as she reads.

[kirw2n]

Lol.. shingle.. What's it MEAN molly?! :O

[Fyrsiel]

It's a sad, strange little world. xD *LOL*

[StronglikeLion3]

Molly should make a video about her opinions on the fap-ly comments.

[rbekers26]

@StronglikeLion3 She has! Search for "mememolly underwear" or something

[shawzie1916]

Oooooh...k?...I thought she would be saying funny words in the dictionary with strange meanings when clicking this but im massively confused as to who and how many people wanted to see this... o.O

[MiguelHeinicke]

i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuu <3 <3 <3 <3

[guitarmaster199]

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap­fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap­fapfapfapfap

ps: fap

[forsurenoob]

you should put your hair free without bonds, looks hawt'er.

[nr1341]

We would much rather see shoe on head.

[therealEmpyre]

Whoever said they would watch Molly reading the dictionary failed to specify she was to read it aloud.

[Menuki]

@therealEmpyre Sadly, there are probably people out there who are fapping to this anyways

[Essenji]

@therealEmpyre Captain Obvious! To the rescue!

[jayeshchoudhari]

Hey...even I have read that...its a good book....but I felt a bit dejected when the book ended with Z.

:( :(

[Unrealbr]

#WTF

Seriously, it took me a min or so to start laughing!!!

[NewRecruitInNatsArmy]

I guess there are 1 or 2 things we wouldn't want to watch Molly do, but I'm not going to spoil the moment by thinking about what they might be.

[chasq1]

Molly i would watch your read a blank notebook !

[Suicidebling]

#wtf

[Probewitch]

I'm not sure that counts. Doesn't have to be a hardcover edition?

[mrplow321]

She really did it!!! I have even more respect for her now! Shes awesome!

[Burlak4]

good golly miss molly

[MrKnifeySpoony]

This would've been better if she was holding it up side down

[joen0411]

Looking at the statistics, apparently Molly is not very popular in Mongolia.

[OgreVI]

No no no, she was supposed to read it OUT LOUD.

[EdgarDirby]

You changed your hair! I noticed it right away.

[Longshot1010]

I was enthralled...

[ghjurx452]

i watched it like 5 times

[TerakJK]

soooo cute!

[fandanstan]

I'd like for her to read MY dickionary

[JerichoKaren]

bet she's looks hotter with a suit on :)

[KrrishSpyker]

That was so stupid.

[Sorgutentarer]

shingle. awesome.

[laom20]

Woah, perhaps one of the best episodes EVER! I'm soo crushed right now <3

[elvispelt]

I thought it would be the OED ;-)

[MrWJLevy]

Smart is sexy.

[Aeqelable]

What the hell?

[MikaelLilienthal]

Molly reads the dictionary

14 000 hits in one day

[UVStudio]

BEST ROCKETBOOM EVER!

[camilok7]

haaahahah FAVORTIED!!!! it's so funny whn they actually do stuff like this xD

[kjtheallmighty]

omg, in the thumbnail it looked like she had brown hair o.O

[dailyorangejews]

@kjtheallmighty i thought she had brown hair too!!!! i was shocked!

[ljchaves]

That is SO hot.

[caca50000]

EPIC!

[HunterKiss]

Amusing.

[supaman1233]

hmm unfair hehe

[twstdelf]

lol - well, to be fair your titles are usually a little cryptic, so who knew. ;)

[basseAEG]

I don't get it.

[ashwinkga]

missing a tie

[EdgarDirby]

@BMac7773 Don't worry, they don't mean half of what they say.

[murrymurrymurrymurry]

@BMac7773 LMAO

[obeyme3]

I'm confused. Who wanted to see this?

[6235river]

@obeyme3 I did! :D

[obeyme3]

@6235river For what reason?

[6235river]

@obeyme3 Well, I have no life whatsoever so anything amuses me. Which, this did.

[HenshinPen]

@obeyme3 - This was done for sarcasm, apparently.

[conker5698]

@obeyme3 you obviously... wut?

[doomtrigger]

@obeyme3 i did :)

[18yardsout]

@obeyme3 You.

[shawnwoolsey117]

@obeyme3 me

[1acroyear1]

I wanted to see you in a MAXIM spread, too. How likely is it of THAT happening?

[angel1933]

jjajajajajjajaj



[DualAngelicus]

*sigh* Internetiots. Internet Idiots = Internetiots. Coined a new term there.

On the plus side, ignoring the internetiots (win), there's a Scatman video related to this.

*clicks* I wanted to see THAT.

[TheIronPatriot]

No, no, no I said I wanted to see you read a an adult magazine oily and in a tiny weeni skimpy bikini. Now once more, and with feeling.

[MangoFreak56]

I don't want to jump the gun or anything, but this may be the greatest video of all time.

[j0m0r]

@UnforgivingCookie also there is no point in educating stupid fucks on the internet. Seriously. They are just too many.

[OkNowImWatching]

don't point the light directly at her face, use some reflective material, or just bounce the light off a wall. She looks shinny because of this, and I know it hurts her eyes too.

Molly is funny even when she's not trying to be... I don't know if that a compliment, but I like that :))

[AeonofOblivion]

Lmao, she actually did it for you, guys. Shows that not all popular uploaders ignore their subscribers! Wooo Molly!!!

[Picullus]

I think you missed a page, went back and now you're just skipping through it ... serious lack of dedication.

[EdR8213]

Why doesn't she read a real dictionary.....Oxford English dictionary FTW

[tanker58p]

fav lol

[dovermoreno]

No...I wanted to see you read a dictionary....ON THE BEACH.....In BARBADOS....in a BIKINI.........drinking a margarita !!!!!!

Didn't you get the memo ????

[Snowflake70]

Luv's M ! Hope you have a brilliant and or kick back weekend. Reading the comments I see mention someone (probably anyone that knew her) is missing Joanne. True, it would be nice to either see her again or at the very least know how she's doing. Hugs.

[thisscreensucks]

never thought reading could be so sexy