Well... That's why Israel is in deep trouble -- because Jews in the States have completely assimilated and can't be relied on. You forget your culture and end up in the gas chambers. German Jews thought they were Germans, too... That is just painful. At least we have right wing Christians to stand up for Israel, these Jews are weak and flaky.. Very sad!
1) It is sad that these Jews know so little about Tanakh. However, their ignorance is reversible via t'shuvah.
2) Regarding your remarks about these Jews being "flaky". Better to be 'flaky' than idolatrous, like most Christians are - including the right-wing variety.
3) May Hashem enable all Diaspora Yehudim who want to make 'aliyah' to be able to do so - asap.
** For FREE information, and help with immigration to Israel, please visit the following website: nbn . org . il
Mike Todd -- Jewish husband of Elizabeth Taylor & producer of "Around t World N 80 Days" & other spectaculars, was once told by an anti-semite he was a "White Jew". M.T.---assimilated as any1 can b "almost twisted a table around the guys neck" -- Eliz. Taylor's autobio.. MY cultur s al Humanity's cultur! (In t inquisition, Jews gav up thei culture & NO GAS CHAMBERS! We R al equally HUMAN! Rit-wing Christians lik Israel bcaus they think Jesus wil com "when t Jus hav their own land!"
The funny thing is: I'm not Jewish and got most of those right--except the act of raising the torah, I didn't know that was a thing, I got 9 of the 10 plagues (forgot boils)and I was off one generation when I guessed Rachel was Isaac's wife--what I don't uderstand is how jews can't know what 'kosher' means and how they could possibly miss the reason for fasting on Yom Kippur. Yikes!
Wowza.... That was a little scary that people didn't remember the commandments? I guess those people don't really care about Judaism (as a religion)? I myself can't say I could do all of them off by heart, but I would expect a little more from people I think.
extremely well done! i especially like that simmy conducted himself with tact and made his point without hurting anyone's feelings... the point is that we could all learn more and we could all do with a little review once in a while! excellent job!!!
Ermmmm - I don't think Jesus' mother was Mary Magdelane - lol
funsizeisback 6 months ago
It's thou shalt not MURDER, not 'kill'!!! As Jews, you should know that. Pfff..reform Jews! :S
danceillusions13 9 months ago
1:16 what is steven spielberg doin there?
palasz13 10 months ago
כולכם יהודים מזויפים!!!!תלמדו תורה
orbrooks1 2 years ago
Well... That's why Israel is in deep trouble -- because Jews in the States have completely assimilated and can't be relied on. You forget your culture and end up in the gas chambers. German Jews thought they were Germans, too... That is just painful. At least we have right wing Christians to stand up for Israel, these Jews are weak and flaky.. Very sad!
mazomasha 2 years ago
mazomasha:
1) It is sad that these Jews know so little about Tanakh. However, their ignorance is reversible via t'shuvah.
2) Regarding your remarks about these Jews being "flaky". Better to be 'flaky' than idolatrous, like most Christians are - including the right-wing variety.
3) May Hashem enable all Diaspora Yehudim who want to make 'aliyah' to be able to do so - asap.
** For FREE information, and help with immigration to Israel, please visit the following website: nbn . org . il
YisraelOrBust 2 years ago 2
Mike Todd -- Jewish husband of Elizabeth Taylor & producer of "Around t World N 80 Days" & other spectaculars, was once told by an anti-semite he was a "White Jew". M.T.---assimilated as any1 can b "almost twisted a table around the guys neck" -- Eliz. Taylor's autobio.. MY cultur s al Humanity's cultur! (In t inquisition, Jews gav up thei culture & NO GAS CHAMBERS! We R al equally HUMAN! Rit-wing Christians lik Israel bcaus they think Jesus wil com "when t Jus hav their own land!"
UTAOUB 2 years ago
ohhhhh my goodness. This is kinda painful. Eeps!
maddersmudder 2 years ago
i think it is hagba-ah!
like raising...
i missed the first one... lol, i was like meriam.... its not fair, we have more to remember,.,,, :-)
Sararulerofall 2 years ago
ok,one of the guys was high and probably not jewish anyway...
chocolatechics 2 years ago
By the way, Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute. That's a product of later interpreters' imaginations.
atthehop 3 years ago
thats mean jew ppl dont know nothing about there religion ,, shame
shareefdana 3 years ago
I got all of them right!!!
Laugh247 3 years ago
By the way, 'mary magdelene' wasn't jesus mother, she was the prostitute jesus forgave of her sins.
Averyofthemain 3 years ago
The funny thing is: I'm not Jewish and got most of those right--except the act of raising the torah, I didn't know that was a thing, I got 9 of the 10 plagues (forgot boils)and I was off one generation when I guessed Rachel was Isaac's wife--what I don't uderstand is how jews can't know what 'kosher' means and how they could possibly miss the reason for fasting on Yom Kippur. Yikes!
Averyofthemain 3 years ago 3
i got 4 right, or 4 and a half. i'm a terrible jew :(
lieaddkus 3 years ago 3
Awesome - also awesome seeing Simmy - we went to high school together.
triLcat 3 years ago
Wowza.... That was a little scary that people didn't remember the commandments? I guess those people don't really care about Judaism (as a religion)? I myself can't say I could do all of them off by heart, but I would expect a little more from people I think.
msj120 3 years ago 2
i failed :(
BowieLovinJew 4 years ago
You never asked them the important ones:
CFR NWO AIPAC JDL ADL WTO UN IRS ACLU ABC CBS NBC Murdoch Eisner Silverstein Redstone Federal Reserve Rockefeller Pornography Rothschild Zionist Communism Kosher Tax Fecalphilia Torah God's Chosen Media Censor Political Legislate Economical Regulate Judicial scatology coprology Banks Courts News Politics Hijacking Theft Torture Murder
wiseblackass 4 years ago
njop is a great organization - terrific learning for beginners!
jpeditor 4 years ago
Awesome! Educational and Funny! great job!
rshtern 4 years ago
Awesome! Educational and Funny! great job!
rshtern 4 years ago
oy vey, seriously, this is bad on so many levels
sstopaz 4 years ago
Lame
EvanChaim 4 years ago
extremely well done! i especially like that simmy conducted himself with tact and made his point without hurting anyone's feelings... the point is that we could all learn more and we could all do with a little review once in a while! excellent job!!!
urbangypsy770 4 years ago 2
This is actually sad.
it is epidemic. We are becoming an ignorant nation.
5enecan 4 years ago 2
This is so funny! Your kid has a bagel on his head! Awesome!
susqhb 4 years ago 2