i see that you foolish infidels have deleted my great lecture on the anomalies of the butter of tit and the spuds of the ground, also with a prelude on the merits of the homosexual way of intercourse, except when shared by man and wife. curse you all, you will soon feel my horrid wrath. it shall be delivered in the form of the throbbing girth of my phallus, straight to the virgin anuses of you accursed nonbelievers. all praise to Allah, the unholy goat raper that he is.
i see that you foolish infidels have deleted my great lecture on the anomalies of the butter of tit and the spuds of the ground, also with a prelude on the merits of the homosexual way of intercourse, except when shared by man and wife. curse you all, you will soon feel my horrid wrath. it shall be delivered in the form of the throbbing girth of my phallus, straight to the virgin anuses of you accursed nonbelievers. all praise to Allah, the unholy goatfucker that he is.
i see that you foolish infidels have deleted my great lecture on the anomalies of the butter of tit and the spuds of the ground, also with a prelude on the merits of the homosexual way of intercourse, except when shared by man and wife. curse you all, you will soon feel my horrid wrath. it shall be delivered in the form of the throbbing girth of my phallus, straight to the virgin anuses of you accursed nonbelievers. all praise to Allah, the unholy goatfucker that he is.
lmao woooow, I didn't even realize this was a parody until I read the description and saw it was the Landover Baptists. Just furthers the axiom that 'poes' are indistinguishable from the real thing!
I hate you hypercrites. I went to the Southern Baptist church in Alabama in the '60's. What a bunch of hypercrites, whores and bunch of racist bitches. Hatred and racial division was spewed from the pulpit EVERY Sunday. I was a poor white, so I was let into the church, but I was told to go up to the balcony with the other po' white trash God forbid should you dance with someone, but it was ok to kill someone because they were black. And they wonder why i didn't ever come back after I turned 17!!
I have real issues with the Southern Baptists. Did you know it wasn't until the 90's that I think they admitted that Jim Crowe laws MAY HAVE BEEN WRONG!! And by the way to a Southern Baptist--it was okay to sleep with another mans wife, just make sure you don't dance with her first.
Whether this is real or not, this is the mentality of 84% of America, and we need to end this. It's time people come to terms with the fact that religion has never and never should be taken literally. Religion preaches love and peace. Spread love and God, whether real or not, is happy. THAT is why we're here...to enjoy our life, however we're personally intended to enjoy it
well, they really think they are better than other people.
My father has that baptist thing bad.
he has 40 years this year of baptist non sense.
Biblically, i don't even think water baptism is required for salvation and most of these people are using HERESY like Calvanism and other ROMAN CATHOLIC voodoo rituals, which is quite blasphemous, and not Christian.
Jesus himself will spew them out.
I find the hick music most offensive and mostly country music is what they are about.
i never had any, and went into being a transsexual. in my family it is held in higher esteem to be gay than a womanizer. and i don't see the difference but women run the church and it becomes a stagnant situation. it even is ungodly to with hold sex these folks are just a bunch of hicks and sex is evil to them one i know wants to be a shaker i just go out and fuck as many men as i can i had it in both ends last week and was farting and burping come eventually i hope to get aids
satan uses people like benney hinn and paul crouch to make real christianity look bad, a real fundamentalist is one you follows christ as his savior and believ,s the bible is gods word, and no amount of criticism or non belief will negate the fact that god is real and the original bible is his word to us, satan is always busy. that proves god is real, if not why is there so much criticizm of god of the bible, john 3 16
These guys are based out of Iowa and they are not a real church - Think of them more as a group of Andy Kauffmans. I'm serious - They are a performance artists' group lampooning the Baptist church's outdated views. Quite funny really.
The Landover Baptist Church is really a Hell of a funny parody of a Baptist Church - Think Andy Kauffman in the form of a group of performers. They have an absurdist method of pointing out the ridiculousness of religious fanaticism - A lot of people don't get the joke i guess. Check out their website. It's funny actually if you are sophisticated enough to understand their humor. In other words - They aren't serious. They are brilliant actors/comedians.
Leviticus states you shall not eat pork, or masterbate. And wearing polyester would not be allowed either. That means most Southern Baptists are headed for hell, right?
Wrong. You obviously haven't actually read the Bible, and are instead quoting the [factually incorrect] talking points disseminated by the liberal atheist organizations in an attempt to obfuscate things.
i have read it, it says u should be a good slave, that u can sell your daughter into slavery, stone disobediant children, and your god is a jealous muderous little punk.........if u really read the buybull, you'll become atheist
Read it, cracking read! Filled to the rafters of sex and violence!
Don't take it literally though, otherwise I'd have to kill myself for wearing this cotton/ polyester blend shirt. (Leviticus 19:19)
If you thought it was the "actual word" of god and not a collection of tales written by bronze age peasants at least a hundred years after they happened.
Well, they almost had it, back before the film industry located there. Hollywood was a Methodist community, at first. Baptists, of course, are one step down on the Protestant ladder from Methodists....but Sister Looper would not know that.
These guys deserve Oscars; I was totally convinced!
It's too bad, though, that it wasn't a pre-screening of Brokeback Mountain; would've loved to see the look on that woman's face during the sex scene, ha-ha.
This is parody...... However it's funny because like all good humour, it's based on the truth. UNFORTUNATELY many ignorant religious fools really look at gays this way. Very sad...but this is hysterical!!!!!!!!!
Oh I understand that.I believe that xtianity is a poison, but my best friend of 30 years is a "red letter" xtian(the ones who practice love and kindness instead of judgementalism and intolerance)and his example is one of a few(too few) that I have seen that I respect.
As an Asatruar(Germanic pagan/heathen)I could never forsake my spiritual heritage by becoming a believer in a monotheistic,middle eastern religion, but those who practice xtianity in a respectful manner have my respect too.
This is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen in my entire life! The husband preacher is definitely gay. Why does he have such an issue with it, I mean, you don't think he fucks that psycho cow?
Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them. (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)
This is hilarious. Even though it is parody, you know damn well that there are plenty of morons that really would react in exactly this way, and that's what makes this the best video i've seen all week. Cling to your deadbeat father-figure of a god all you want. It won't make him real.
"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody." that is a quote from their website. dont take them serious. they are actually putting down Christians, don't try to fool yourself otherwise. Jesus does love you and accepts all
Landover Baptists call themselves true Christians, but they are the most intricate scam ever devised. I red-flagged them a couple months ago, and the FBI is currently investigating. So far, the odds favor us over them.
These guys don't represent Christ, Bush, or the Southern Baptist Convention. Anyone can make fun of these guys cause they're a joke, most likely making a this a Joke.
Oh GIRLFRIEND there is nothing on earth like the Landover Baptist Church and their members ... or is there. Old Sister Looper had me laughing so hard I could hardly watch this video. YES to Byetis .. go see the website for LandoverBaptist and you will truly understand.
AMITABH BACHCHAN IS GREATER THAN JESUS CHRIST. HE WILL be REMEMBERED FOR QUITE OVER 2,000 YEARS.HIS VOICE, HIS WALK, HIS EYES, HIS INTELLIGENCE, HIS CHARISMA, HIS GOOD LOOKS,HIS CONFIDENCE, HIS HEIGHT, HIS UNEQUALLED TALENT, HIS PERSONALITY, HIS HUMANISM, HIS STATURE- YOU NAME IT. NO ONE IN THE WORLD WILL EVER COME CLOSE.TOO OFTEN IMITATED/COPIED BUT NEVER WILL BE EQUALLED.DON'T BE JEALOUS.I KNOW HE IS THE ENVY OF THE WORLD.HIS VOICE AND DIALOGUE DELIVERY ALONE ARE WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION.
It is right wing fundamentalists like this who make me shake my head. Such a sad display of hatred and intolerance in the name of Jesus Christ; seems like such hypocrisy to me.
I hate Southern Baptists,, this is an excellent satire of how those evil bastards are. Thank you and praise the Lord Landover Baptist, y'all have hit the nail right on the head.
rofl... Landover Baptist Church is a satiracle take on outspoken Christian fundamentalists. The legal disclaimer required by law to this effect appears on their website. To you protty-fundies out there: PLEASE... take a joke!
Wow. As a Southern Baptist minister, I am shocked. Is this real? Ouch! I mean, if it is, shame on us. If not, shame on them. Either way, tolerance and love are mocked.
OMG! This is fake. These are all actors man. Man, if ya'll want to evangelize, go to Dupont Circle in Washington D.C. My band and I rocked that place like crazy for GOD.
You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved
this has got to be fake - whilst i agree with the sentiment this video just comes across as acting and fake and i don`t think shouting and screaming at people will get God to use you as a channel. The greatest commandment was to Love God and Love thy neighbour and God can change people through that love.
I gotta say, the wife almost had me convinced this was real. The line about "I'm here because my husband told me to come" was hilarious! She's a great actress.
This is a satire? If so, it's still a very accurate perspective of Christians.
In my opinion. Christians, argue with my opinion.
I'm talking about your attitude, not your beliefs.
That, is a whole different subject, Haha.
That also, in my opinion, is highly uneducated.
iGeeeked 5 months ago 2
Fake Baptists, fake church, fake accents. Not very convincing stereotypes.
patrick9648 6 months ago
this makes me lol.
Highice007 7 months ago
GOD MADE FAGS, YOU IDIOT.
kittenxtits 7 months ago
Lol at the people who think this is real.
subfusc8 7 months ago
i bet all three of them are gay
2nDoppelganger 9 months ago
Nice satire.
damnbacon88 10 months ago
Isn't Landover Baptist Church a "Fake" church anyway made up by some people to mock fundamentalists?
Afterburner350Z 10 months ago
LMAO! Uh yeah.....and I realy believe in virgin births, talking snakes, and burning bushes...der der der!!!
billyboylb 10 months ago
FAKE
AdventOctober 10 months ago
That man at the table on the stage is Leslie Jorday who played Beverly Leslie in Will & Grace. Hilarious.
richwfd2002 1 year ago
Какая прелесть! :)
TonyHanin 1 year ago
Poe.
SonofBlacula 1 year ago
there fuckend crazy
SuperCash13 1 year ago
is this for real?!?!
pjboi86 1 year ago
lol what morons xD
starberry2947 1 year ago
fuck god
simsoy55 1 year ago
You guys almost got me; you're good. That sister is actually a pretty good actor.
matthewtaylorbrown 1 year ago
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i see that you foolish infidels have deleted my great lecture on the anomalies of the butter of tit and the spuds of the ground, also with a prelude on the merits of the homosexual way of intercourse, except when shared by man and wife. curse you all, you will soon feel my horrid wrath. it shall be delivered in the form of the throbbing girth of my phallus, straight to the virgin anuses of you accursed nonbelievers. all praise to Allah, the unholy goat raper that he is.
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i see that you foolish infidels have deleted my great lecture on the anomalies of the butter of tit and the spuds of the ground, also with a prelude on the merits of the homosexual way of intercourse, except when shared by man and wife. curse you all, you will soon feel my horrid wrath. it shall be delivered in the form of the throbbing girth of my phallus, straight to the virgin anuses of you accursed nonbelievers. all praise to Allah, the unholy goatfucker that he is.
acma200 1 year ago
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i see that you foolish infidels have deleted my great lecture on the anomalies of the butter of tit and the spuds of the ground, also with a prelude on the merits of the homosexual way of intercourse, except when shared by man and wife. curse you all, you will soon feel my horrid wrath. it shall be delivered in the form of the throbbing girth of my phallus, straight to the virgin anuses of you accursed nonbelievers. all praise to Allah, the unholy goatfucker that he is.
acma200 1 year ago
If I recall Southern Baptists are independent in Church goverance just like other baptists churchs.
v19d 1 year ago
lmao woooow, I didn't even realize this was a parody until I read the description and saw it was the Landover Baptists. Just furthers the axiom that 'poes' are indistinguishable from the real thing!
VitaminTMan 1 year ago
I hate you hypercrites. I went to the Southern Baptist church in Alabama in the '60's. What a bunch of hypercrites, whores and bunch of racist bitches. Hatred and racial division was spewed from the pulpit EVERY Sunday. I was a poor white, so I was let into the church, but I was told to go up to the balcony with the other po' white trash God forbid should you dance with someone, but it was ok to kill someone because they were black. And they wonder why i didn't ever come back after I turned 17!!
gotch09 2 years ago
they told me i was not welcome as a transsexual.
And i don't mind at all. I would never want anyone to be confused about their gender, especially with the doctors i have.
i don't even like being this way, but they can't help me find a way out of the problem.
Which that says to me, if you have no solution to someone's issue, you should keep your mouth shut. filthy baptists can't do that
i heard 17 years of "rock hudson had aids" and numerous apocylyptic end times verbally abusive rants
Rev1vedR0manEmp1re 1 year ago
I have real issues with the Southern Baptists. Did you know it wasn't until the 90's that I think they admitted that Jim Crowe laws MAY HAVE BEEN WRONG!! And by the way to a Southern Baptist--it was okay to sleep with another mans wife, just make sure you don't dance with her first.
gotch09 1 year ago
oh dancing was bad
wish we'd had "the plymouth brethren" creed that "all fun is sin"
Rev1vedR0manEmp1re 1 year ago
Whether this is real or not, this is the mentality of 84% of America, and we need to end this. It's time people come to terms with the fact that religion has never and never should be taken literally. Religion preaches love and peace. Spread love and God, whether real or not, is happy. THAT is why we're here...to enjoy our life, however we're personally intended to enjoy it
vids721 2 years ago
well, they really think they are better than other people.
My father has that baptist thing bad.
he has 40 years this year of baptist non sense.
Biblically, i don't even think water baptism is required for salvation and most of these people are using HERESY like Calvanism and other ROMAN CATHOLIC voodoo rituals, which is quite blasphemous, and not Christian.
Jesus himself will spew them out.
I find the hick music most offensive and mostly country music is what they are about.
Rev1vedR0manEmp1re 1 year ago
she's just upset because no one wants to sin with her...
DILLIGAFFUM 2 years ago 9
FAKE.
wimc1207 2 years ago
"I'm just here with my husband, if he says come, I come"!!!
arytheman 2 years ago
is this geniune? I can't work out if they're actors or not.
BlackChristmas283 2 years ago
7:39
LOL
hamflakes 2 years ago
Pathetic. Damn, this is hilarious.
NeverAloneForever 2 years ago
southern baptist pussy usually hollers for god when you slam em doggy style...whats up with all that? it seems like a common occurance...
I also think that southern baptist pussy prefers louisiana hot pockets for lunch..
schmackerz 2 years ago
Rev1vedR0manEmp1re 1 year ago
ROFL
lllrEVOLVErlll 2 years ago
In the original online version, Sister Looper, while they're on the sidewalk, exclaims "There's that BOY!" and Brother Looper says "What Boy?"
"That boy what's naked in the play!" explains Sister Looper.
"You mean BUTT NEKKID?" (obviously, he's excited by the idea).
Then Sister Looper is asking 'that boy' to "Kneel with me, right here on this concrete sidewalk, and pray..."
Sorry that had to be edited out to fit youtube time limits. Maybe this could be offered in two parts?
megaswenson 2 years ago
satan uses people like benney hinn and paul crouch to make real christianity look bad, a real fundamentalist is one you follows christ as his savior and believ,s the bible is gods word, and no amount of criticism or non belief will negate the fact that god is real and the original bible is his word to us, satan is always busy. that proves god is real, if not why is there so much criticizm of god of the bible, john 3 16
rick00770 2 years ago
These guys are based out of Iowa and they are not a real church - Think of them more as a group of Andy Kauffmans. I'm serious - They are a performance artists' group lampooning the Baptist church's outdated views. Quite funny really.
kipptumor 2 years ago 3
Kudos to Jimmy Carter for rejecting the Southern Baptist Church and it's outdated, backwards attitude toward women! ^_^
MelanieLouM 2 years ago
lolz
thedarkmoonmidnight 2 years ago
this is one of the more elaborate IRL trolls I've ever seen.
MagellansUnderwear 2 years ago
amen brother
captain256 2 years ago
Okay Eve vs Steve
Eve brought Adam the apple of sin that got him kicked out of Edan and into the harsh cruel world
Steve brought Adam a beer...
whydid666 2 years ago 2
The Landover Baptist Church is really a Hell of a funny parody of a Baptist Church - Think Andy Kauffman in the form of a group of performers. They have an absurdist method of pointing out the ridiculousness of religious fanaticism - A lot of people don't get the joke i guess. Check out their website. It's funny actually if you are sophisticated enough to understand their humor. In other words - They aren't serious. They are brilliant actors/comedians.
kipptumor 2 years ago 2
dude i mlaugh at all of them especially the "Movie Reviews"
peniswizard39 2 years ago
hey!!! dont you think JESUS died for all people who belived in him,,,pray for folks instead of raising hell on them
archiewawa 2 years ago
this play is fake
Dwrancho144 2 years ago
Leviticus states you shall not eat pork, or masterbate. And wearing polyester would not be allowed either. That means most Southern Baptists are headed for hell, right?
woody5551 2 years ago
Wrong. You obviously haven't actually read the Bible, and are instead quoting the [factually incorrect] talking points disseminated by the liberal atheist organizations in an attempt to obfuscate things.
READ THE BIBLE!
FaSoLalabama 2 years ago
fuck the bible
ilkinond 2 years ago
Leviticus 11 -- Look it up.
Fatimus 2 years ago
i have read it, it says u should be a good slave, that u can sell your daughter into slavery, stone disobediant children, and your god is a jealous muderous little punk.........if u really read the buybull, you'll become atheist
mikee047x1 2 years ago
Read it, cracking read! Filled to the rafters of sex and violence!
Don't take it literally though, otherwise I'd have to kill myself for wearing this cotton/ polyester blend shirt. (Leviticus 19:19)
If you thought it was the "actual word" of god and not a collection of tales written by bronze age peasants at least a hundred years after they happened.
2bularbell 2 years ago
wow that was interesting... but why make a fake?
Nevrosert 2 years ago
Yeah, right. You don't have to see something to fight it... that's the right way... :D
Immortal63 2 years ago
Hahahahahahaha :D
Poisongage 2 years ago
Take "back" Hollywood? When did they ever have it?
amoignis1987 2 years ago 2
Well, they almost had it, back before the film industry located there. Hollywood was a Methodist community, at first. Baptists, of course, are one step down on the Protestant ladder from Methodists....but Sister Looper would not know that.
megaswenson 2 years ago
Oh...huh. Did not know that.
amoignis1987 2 years ago
I couldn't stop laughing.
These guys are fucking crazy.
SatanWolves 2 years ago
"your soul is in danger"!! LMAO "adam and eve not adam and steve" LMFAO fucking asshole Xians..fuck them...HAIL SATAN!!
xXIamSatanXx 2 years ago
lololololol how can you LIVE like that???!! even if it is a joke or fake or whatever, its still really funny. I kinda think its real though
nedloh2 2 years ago
fuck jesus
Hatethehater 2 years ago
FUCKING ROFLCOPTER
pazzmodium 2 years ago
You had me for a minute there!
Ezziotz 3 years ago
"No sir, Im just here with my husband. If he says to come i'll come." Someone Gets Beaten...lol
falloftheuprising 3 years ago
who created God? who created homosexuallity
andy08s 3 years ago
lol. you think this is a joke? I saw some that are more unbelievable in real life.
onotheo 3 years ago
You do know Landover Baptist is a fake church, right???
killerrabbit612 3 years ago
Hence, I said 'in real life'.
onotheo 3 years ago
Not fake, I go there. Praise Je-sus.
AtterseeSommer 3 years ago
check out video;
openairpreacher strongly rebukes pro-abortion baptist
to see what a abortionist does to justify killing.... its who supports abortion?
openairpreacher 3 years ago
COME ON, this is a joke right...this is a skit for Saturday Night Live ...I could not stop laughing.
rustyalien 3 years ago
This is funny! Taking the piss!
clooimx 3 years ago
Rattlesnakes are venomous. Venom-Injected
Poison-injested or absorbed.
RomanticShade 3 years ago
Of course this is fake....I am Baptist, and if I saw someone acting like them, I would think they were crazy! BTW, I don't hate gay people either.
sbrittona 3 years ago
These guys deserve Oscars; I was totally convinced!
It's too bad, though, that it wasn't a pre-screening of Brokeback Mountain; would've loved to see the look on that woman's face during the sex scene, ha-ha.
lera980 3 years ago
This is satire people! HAHA They're making fun of fundamentalist Christians.
rakshamg 3 years ago 11
@rakshamg These ppl aren't real fundamentalists? WOW! They r good. I believed them!
devanaire 1 year ago
Yeah. That was funny.
kashbme 3 years ago
why do fat people always scream help me jesus
SeattleGuy309 3 years ago
because no one else has the muscle to lift their large rumps from their loungers.
Gurgle103 3 years ago
This is parody...... However it's funny because like all good humour, it's based on the truth. UNFORTUNATELY many ignorant religious fools really look at gays this way. Very sad...but this is hysterical!!!!!!!!!
coolspindrift 3 years ago 3
This has got to be an act. Nobody could possibly be that stupid and ridiculous in real life.
Great act!
jupiterdog 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
God bless the Baptists. They are the only true Christians in America!
sisterberthabangers1 3 years ago
there's a movie called adam and steve. it was great.
ladygagafan 3 years ago
These people have to be a joke. I mean, seriously?
mdonnelly 3 years ago 2
lol ... you should videos from LBC4GOD ... pretty funny
Macspaniel 3 years ago
Will this fucking thing let me comment - jeeze!
MarkL3055 3 years ago
Landover baptist rules!!!
Azasatruer 3 years ago
There r Christians, and then there r "Christians":
TEXAS BAPTISTS RESCUE ABUSED FLDS CHILDREN
Ecothearcy 3 years ago
Oh I understand that.I believe that xtianity is a poison, but my best friend of 30 years is a "red letter" xtian(the ones who practice love and kindness instead of judgementalism and intolerance)and his example is one of a few(too few) that I have seen that I respect.
As an Asatruar(Germanic pagan/heathen)I could never forsake my spiritual heritage by becoming a believer in a monotheistic,middle eastern religion, but those who practice xtianity in a respectful manner have my respect too.
Azasatruer 3 years ago
Why do christians think the whole planet needs to follow their views,
nomadicsky 3 years ago
This is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen in my entire life! The husband preacher is definitely gay. Why does he have such an issue with it, I mean, you don't think he fucks that psycho cow?
fuhoney 3 years ago
This is a joke. This isn't real. Landover Baptist Church is a parody church.
7Row7enn7 3 years ago
this is one of the funniest videos ever-baptists really are this insane though, they're all like this though.
Monkies97 3 years ago
that fat cow looks ugly.. i think she is the satan himself
AustgermienTrash 3 years ago
This is a joke. This isn't real. Landover Baptist Church is a parody church.
7Row7enn7 3 years ago
Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them. (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)
george2u2 3 years ago
Ya look great in this one Del!
Ok, Im subbed. Gimme my Jesus and dont skimp on the salvation!!!!!!!!
1DRock37167 3 years ago
right or wrong,we know we belong in church.society would have far less problems
famousin8 3 years ago
they act like kids
thisismypassword69 4 years ago
"Stop this madness!!!! (Crying)...... I saw blasphemy!"
seanmarsi 4 years ago
This is hilarious. Even though it is parody, you know damn well that there are plenty of morons that really would react in exactly this way, and that's what makes this the best video i've seen all week. Cling to your deadbeat father-figure of a god all you want. It won't make him real.
Jinmarui 4 years ago
"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody." that is a quote from their website. dont take them serious. they are actually putting down Christians, don't try to fool yourself otherwise. Jesus does love you and accepts all
musiknjoyr 4 years ago
RE: "Jesus does love you and accepts all."
"The Lord committed SUICIDE just for me and you." - Betty Bowers
Go to my channel favorites and watch the video of the beautiful Betty Bowers sing: "You're Going Straight to Hell."
x00p3 4 years ago
they know they wanted to see it
MaDuke 4 years ago
I'm a christian..lol this is funny
MaDuke 4 years ago
Landover Baptists call themselves true Christians, but they are the most intricate scam ever devised. I red-flagged them a couple months ago, and the FBI is currently investigating. So far, the odds favor us over them.
SauronHimself 4 years ago
RELIGION not REVEALED RELIGION
Enlightment and truth at GodvstheBible d com
Circle4Success 4 years ago
No shit. Were still gonna bash them though.
Delta767300ER 4 years ago
It is parody morons
coolskinluke 4 years ago
If one of these extremists came up yelling for me to repent, I would knock them on their ass.
Delta767300ER 4 years ago
I'm a Christian but this gets a little silly.
michaelwuzthere 4 years ago
Madness...? THIS IS AMERICA!
Deal with it.
Vedark 4 years ago
Did any of you realize some of us southern hicks are Anglican/Episcopalian and are opposed to ANY Baptist/Fundamental cult?
Delta767300ER 4 years ago
google Tele-Evangelist Lifestyles
recruiters needed! Your preachers need a new suit.
fitnesschaser 4 years ago
I thought this was a put on at first and then I realized it was serious. These dweebs reinforce the stereotype of the southern religious hick
MGR1900 4 years ago
Its Landover Baptist, they invoke satire by taking it seriously.
Cyprias 4 years ago
These guys don't represent Christ, Bush, or the Southern Baptist Convention. Anyone can make fun of these guys cause they're a joke, most likely making a this a Joke.
mmularoni 4 years ago
jesus hung round with 12 men what does it say about him.
emoslayer5000 4 years ago
Shut the fuck up Crazy bitch.. Jesus was a Homosexual.
kurdistaniatheist 4 years ago
Jesus was not even close to being a homo. He is God so thats why he didnt get married or anything like that.
warcraft0freak 4 years ago
christians are freaks...
kurdistaniatheist 4 years ago
I prefer liberation and enlightenment. God created man, and man created revealed religion. You can get educated at GodvstheBible.
Circle4Success 4 years ago
Then apparently you prefer everlasting torment in the Lake of Fire, too. You can get saved at LandoverBaptist.
acr08807 4 years ago
You are ignorant. You can read truth at GodvstheBible.
Circle4Success 4 years ago
git in tha' kitchen and make me a damn pie hoe
coleraine20 4 years ago
Wonderful laugh-fest! Great parody of those christian idiots - I guess there really are people who think like these actors.
tenneral 4 years ago
they sound like a Bunch of Hillbillies are they for real ,they must be inbread
kat21sd 4 years ago
bitch make me a sandwich
Linxoz 4 years ago
I rofl'ed.
mjhacker 4 years ago
Oh GIRLFRIEND there is nothing on earth like the Landover Baptist Church and their members ... or is there. Old Sister Looper had me laughing so hard I could hardly watch this video. YES to Byetis .. go see the website for LandoverBaptist and you will truly understand.
LifterWill 4 years ago
This is an embarrassment to true Christians.
emzababy06 4 years ago
All that reminded me of a poorly planned costume drama. What fools they showed themselves to be.
mybigbearron 4 years ago
Have to admit, the Southern Baptist Convention does bring humor to us all.
BeatBuddy 4 years ago
I had my name changed on that site...TWICE. They are so funny, how easily they get worked up.
romanblood 4 years ago
Landover Baptist, the best parody Baptist Church ever!
Panasig45 4 years ago
Go, Landover, my favourite church!!
coralarch 4 years ago
Poor Sister Looper ... she'll feel much better after a nice, big, fat slice of pecan pie!
LS57 4 years ago
is this a satire? it's hard to tell with creationists
velocityeleven 4 years ago
is this for real? are these people this insane?
Think567 4 years ago
Go to landoverbaptist dot com and you'll understand.
byetis 4 years ago
those are the actors from the play
bigajosep 4 years ago
LMAO... I saw blasphemy!
pitchforkjesus 4 years ago
"How are you going to shut this down?"
"With Jesus' help!"
ROFL. XD By the way, this is a satire for anyone who is wondering.
TheGodMar 4 years ago
hehehe...utterly hilarious, i wonder how many folk actually thought it was serious though
sheikhyaboooty 4 years ago
I was wondering... it's hard to tell with creationists
velocityeleven 4 years ago
What's the play?
JessCausey 4 years ago
Southern Baptist Sissies...by Dell Shores, same writer as Sordid Lives. I am currently rehearsaing for a production of it in Memphis, TN. GREAT PLAY!
jahalejr 4 years ago
haha These people are idiots!
fanarof 4 years ago
AMITABH BACHCHAN IS GREATER THAN JESUS CHRIST. HE WILL be REMEMBERED FOR QUITE OVER 2,000 YEARS.HIS VOICE, HIS WALK, HIS EYES, HIS INTELLIGENCE, HIS CHARISMA, HIS GOOD LOOKS,HIS CONFIDENCE, HIS HEIGHT, HIS UNEQUALLED TALENT, HIS PERSONALITY, HIS HUMANISM, HIS STATURE- YOU NAME IT. NO ONE IN THE WORLD WILL EVER COME CLOSE.TOO OFTEN IMITATED/COPIED BUT NEVER WILL BE EQUALLED.DON'T BE JEALOUS.I KNOW HE IS THE ENVY OF THE WORLD.HIS VOICE AND DIALOGUE DELIVERY ALONE ARE WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION.
whiteboyTX 4 years ago
By the way...Leslie Jordan is awesome.
TomCollinsgirl 4 years ago
I am a follower of Jesus Christ and if this is false. Funny. If not...they give a bad name to people who follow someone that loved everyone.
TomCollinsgirl 4 years ago
Um, I guess Jesus was okay. But, his father...wow. That dude....He killed a LOT of people.
TheGodMar 4 years ago
Yeah. Well. What I meant is people like this give a bad name to those followers who believe him and his father love all people.
TomCollinsgirl 4 years ago
Holy crap, thats funny. Nice promo.
commonteri 4 years ago
It is right wing fundamentalists like this who make me shake my head. Such a sad display of hatred and intolerance in the name of Jesus Christ; seems like such hypocrisy to me.
charnman 4 years ago
Actually, they are paraodying right wing fundamentalists. :D
TheGodMar 4 years ago
what a bunch of losers
scootie69 4 years ago
there just as crazy as islamic fundametalists
telephonic 4 years ago
I hate Southern Baptists,, this is an excellent satire of how those evil bastards are. Thank you and praise the Lord Landover Baptist, y'all have hit the nail right on the head.
RodrigueMoore 4 years ago
rofl... Landover Baptist Church is a satiracle take on outspoken Christian fundamentalists. The legal disclaimer required by law to this effect appears on their website. To you protty-fundies out there: PLEASE... take a joke!
dangofly 4 years ago
Jesus was a fraud.
Hail Satan!
Imperial0666 4 years ago
like jesus,satan is the product of religion
alcina5 4 years ago
Oh My GOD!!!! How friggin' creepy. You just know the pastor is bangin' that crazy old fat lady.
EdmundSquid 4 years ago
LMAO, This is great.
edmacdaddy 4 years ago
it's a mockery of the real religious bigots out there and it's great! gays and lesbians rule!!!
cwecub 4 years ago
So damn right. I'm a member at LBC. They are good fun to screw with.
enigmatarius 4 years ago
This is awesome, especially when she freaked out over the poster. LBC is a parody website, but that doesn't make this any less funny.
AL1x2 4 years ago
Wow. As a Southern Baptist minister, I am shocked. Is this real? Ouch! I mean, if it is, shame on us. If not, shame on them. Either way, tolerance and love are mocked.
winnie274 4 years ago
Hate to break it to you bro, you sound like a logical dude, but in the south...these guys look benign lol
rolpho 4 years ago
I am a Christian, and while I don't agree with everything, this is funny. Is this for real?
sixfigures1 4 years ago
OMG! This is fake. These are all actors man. Man, if ya'll want to evangelize, go to Dupont Circle in Washington D.C. My band and I rocked that place like crazy for GOD.
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Aeyteight 4 years ago
this has got to be fake - whilst i agree with the sentiment this video just comes across as acting and fake and i don`t think shouting and screaming at people will get God to use you as a channel. The greatest commandment was to Love God and Love thy neighbour and God can change people through that love.
Kilsally 4 years ago
this cant be real!! i dont beleive it..no way..hahahaha.
tselegala 4 years ago
I gotta say, the wife almost had me convinced this was real. The line about "I'm here because my husband told me to come" was hilarious! She's a great actress.
BudhagRizzo 4 years ago
Landover Baptist is the funniest thing on the planet!