Women vs. Men In Bathroom - Comedy Time

[TheTaraMonster99]

@NDF211Gunner @MoterCrozz try having your period every month, carrying a baby inside you for 9 months, giving birth to it, and having to breast feed it! And what do you guys have to worry about?! Your dicks! Wimps

[Mrcrazyinagoodway]

yes men and women are different. yawn

[wooyooing]

she got nice boobs

[theXdarkXtreeXburns]

there are like 2 or 3 good female comedians, this is not one of them.

[NDF211Gunner]

The only downside to having a dick are those random boners in public with no way to cover it up... the women have it easy in that case.

[MoterCrozz]

@NDF211Gunner What about if someone hit's you in the dick?That's also a downside AND IT HURTS!

[NDF211Gunner]

@MoterCrozz Yeah it does, I would know

[omnm95]

LOL!!! xD

[videogamer005]

women + comedy = doesnt work. -.-

[LaTuaCantanteAmanda]

press 5!!!!

[micemei]

not when the poop water splashes your balls.....................didn­t think about that one did ya

[rhyan182]

@micemei it happens to girls to just instead of hit our balls it hits our ass(:

[Super2fine]

hahahaha that was funny at the end.!!!

[chunkymonkey11000]

She plays Carlos's mom in big time rush :D

[karimo0227]

Ummm... Eww lol

[starwarsfreakakar2d2]

press 6 so funny

[kalinga01]

lol comedy is where sexism is funny. Both men and women can be made fun of. we are different but equal. We should never be sexist in real life. lol but its always good to poke a little fun at each other's side.

[quesokasecheese]

she has an awesome rack!

[g2thaz]

penis envy?

[20cFilmWannabe]

is this all women comedian's do complain about men

[SuperGoat777]

@20cFilmWannabe

For the most part yeah,

[abeedakbar]

Did nobody else cringe at this?

[20cFilmWannabe]

@abeedakbar i did

[brunolopez90]

God chick comedian aren't funny...

[srascon310]

"well i guess i better be going then"

hahahah shes FUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuunnny!

[OneManWolfPak]

she'd be funnier if she lost 20lbs....and stopped talking

[DoRightRight]

@OneManWolfPak rude.

[OneManWolfPak]

@DoRightRight .. i know, thats how i felt when i had to look at her

[donnaramatoronto]

so funny

[RoseBloodBlack]

lol

[j2dlove]

sorry sick o You grossed me out ... I got better stuff to think about than that shit..

[sumala321]

Im not feeling it...

[LittleRunie]

The sensor thing is so true OTL

[pushupbarsdvd]

Nobody is forcing women to use make-up. That is a thing they use to improve their own low selfesteem, and they they go all ''FUCK YOU!! :( I HAVE TO USE MAKE UP TO BE ACCEPTED!!!''

[mousen]

@BrokenSilence08 I was speaking in generality

[KobeSpawn]

Women take dumps?

[missikay890]

lmaO thtz fUnny

[ajconqueror]

her face at 1:19 is priceless!!!!!!!!

[OCJoker2009]

LOL LOL "They tell you when your done!!" Priceless. That makes alot more sense but pretty sure it's more emotionally engaging in a facility only composed of women. The toilet would have to be secondary to everything else. It's there way of saying "COFFEE BREAK.....follow me ladies"

[dalemente]

lmfao. she soo funny.

[steeluman]

she's very cute and funny....

[MastermindFilmStudio]

not funny

[strongyang]

Spicy hot latino! woooo go babe

[viksra]

She's hot.

[Lachance8]

Funny and true!

[LordSnow69]

She's gorgeous. And funny. Go figure.

Is she single?

[mexikchik93]

lol. try doing it wen you're drunk haha-- it's so truue..

[jojoisthebest]

i admit she was a lil extra but she had sum good points... lol

[mousen]

how can women be so sexist and then complain about men being sexist

[Tasselhof]

@mousen ITS ONLY CAUSE MEN TOOK ALL THE OTHER COMEDY TOPICS

no its kinda bs but whatever

[mousen]

@Tasselhof Comedy topics are constantly recycled sometimes even exact jokes are but delivery differs. There are a shit load of unisexual jokes out there.

[shaynaj1980]

@mousen How is she being sexist? By saying men have it easy when using the bathroom? That's not sexist, it's just a biological fact of nature. Men CAN go just about anywhere...lol

[mousen]

@shaynaj1980 again.. speaking in generality

[shaynaj1980]

@mousen Dude, unless you don't have a penis, there's nothing general about it. Physically speaking, a man can stand right where he is and pee without getting anything on himself. That's not being sexist. It's simply using something that is true to make people laugh. And quite honestly, I found it hilarious.

[mousen]

@shaynaj1980 Who said anythin about a fuckin toilet?

[shaynaj1980]

@mousen Um, Jill Melean did. That's what this clip is about, and it's the clip you commented on. Therefore, is it unrealistic to assume you're talking about sexism in relation to this clip? I don't think so.

[mousen]

@shaynaj1980 Um I didn't, what I commented is not in exact relation to the clip, what don't you understand about generality? Stick your huge nose in someone elses shit.

[shaynaj1980]

@mousen Wow. Rudeness is epidemic, isn't it? What's your problem? If you aren't able to carry on an intelligent conversation, then I don't think you're really qualified to discuss the topic of sexism. As for generality, your original comment of "how can women be so sexist and then complain about men being sexist" is a generality. This is a public forum. If you are going to make comments, people will always comment on your comment. If you have an issue with that, then don't post.

[mousen]

@shaynaj1980 Don't argue with me about going to the toilet when I was publicly expressing my opinion about sexism and expect me not to be rude to you. you should've just stopped by the time i gave you my original reply. What's your problem? Drying up? Leave me alone!

[shaynaj1980]

@mousen I wasn't arguing. I was expressing my opinion, as had you, in a PUBLIC forum. Why post about sexism on a forum, under a video clip, that wasn't in the least even remotely sexist? You didn't answer that question, and then you're accusing me of arguing. My problem was your rudeness and your justification of that rudeness, as if it's MY problem that you're being rude. That's called blameshifting. And I will comment on this public forum if I wish. That's the beauty of free speech.

[mousen]

@shaynaj1980 You didn't listen to one thing I said AGAIN for the last fucking time LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't direct your opinion at me, people have thumbed up my comment and you feel the need to prove me wrong, why? I answered your fucking question, I SAID NOTHING ABOUT A TOILET is why I got rude. There's nothing general about generality? Fuck off.

[shaynaj1980]

@mousen I don't feel a need to prove you wrong. My comment was in no way meant to criticize you. It was simply to ask a question. Have yourself a very pleasant day.

[mousen]

@shaynaj1980 Then don't try to, simple as that.

[shaynaj1980]

@mousen I didn't try to. If you don't want me to respond to you again, just give it a rest.

[mousen]

@shaynaj1980 You're the reason men are sexist towards women, you're letting them all down. But it's OK, you're giving me and this video more views, so keep goin.

[shaynaj1980]

@mousen "You're the reason men are sexist towards women, you're letting them all down" Funny. None of my male friends, or my husband, seem to think so. How'd your mind manage to come to that irrational conclusion? No, sorry dear sir. You are laying blame for your behaviour upon someone else. Are you one of those people who thinks it's ok for a man to beat his wife because she burnt the roast? Or to rape a girl because she wore a short skirt? It wouldn't surprise me if you were.

[mousen]

@shaynaj1980 Lol. you wouldn't act like this to your friends now would you? It sickens me that you would even think let alone talk about raping girls and beating wives. I feel sorry for your husband btw. I wouldn't let my wife cook a roast on her own, and I do like short skirts on girls, for obvious reasons, but only you would think about raping them loool.

[shaynaj1980]

@mousen "I wouldn't let my wife cook a roast on her own" That's very telling about your character as a man.

[mousen]

@shaynaj1980 Yeah that I would share duties with my wife. What you on about?

[aaronmichlin]

@mousen It's called comedy.

[mousen]

@aaronmichlin it's called read.

[katyagorm]

@mousen because without us, man wouldn't exist at all.

[sleepygirl928]

@mousen She's talking about poop, I don't think there's much cause for concern. Stop taking things so seriously. She didn't say that one gender has it easier in life.

[mousen]

@sleepygirl928 you're taking my comment out of context.

[jayc342009]

@sleepygirl928 its ok when a woman is sexist but when its a man you would take it seriously. Just saying, women take sexism more seriously.

[sleepygirl928]

@jayc342009 Perhaps it happens, but its a natural product of the suppression that occurred relatively recently in regards to voting, equal wages, etc. Things aren't balanced yet ("balanced" if that can ever be achieved, even relatively peaceful societies experience tensions) It's not like this disproportion that you mention is caused out of nothing, I do believe that eventually, given time, the tensions would ease organically.

[sleepygirl928]

@jayc342009 It's too simplistic and sort of a knee jerk reaction to say, hey that's not fair that women take equal opportunity so seriously. Well duh, look at the recent political history. If you've or if your parents generation have been in that experience, naturally one would take it seriously. Just saying.

[jayc342009]

@sleepygirl928 Ok have you heard of andy grey?? He took the piss out of a lineswoman (it was a joke)and was made to quit his job. TV shows like loose women constantly bash men and get away with it...? Seriously do you blame men for taking sexism seriously..?

[sleepygirl928]

@jayc342009 Your last question was phrased awkwardly, I suppose you meant rhetorically, how can one blame men for NOT taking it seriously.I don't want to repeat myself but it seems you have overlooked a key component to this whole issue which is the political history of these gender tensions that we have now. I was not PRO WOMEN, LETS ENSLAVE THE OTHER GENDER RAWR RAWR,I don't think I need to spell out the contradictions of that. What I stated about the history can't be negated.

[sleepygirl928]

@jayc342009 When a minority has been oppressed and then eventually fights back to overcome the oppression,there is going to be 'hangover"(I hope you appreciate me putting it in layman's terms)of collective bitterness and a persistent determination to remember the past, so to better the present and future, so to speak. It's a natural progression of the struggle that it took to attain equal wages and voting rights etc being humans we retain the attitudes that have arisen from such important events

[namadyentruoc]

@mousen how was she being sexist?

[layeredmusic13]

i m a girl, i wasnt really laughingg. sorryy

[MasterKnuckles]

LOL. only women can find this funny.

[majdijr]

i find it hard to like any stand comedian girl. They're all clowns compared to Bill Hicks, no one will ever take his place.

[Brom24]

i'd love to agree with that statement, cuz he and george carlin are me all time favorite comedians, but there are good comedians today too...

[bloggingmonk]

it's probably funnier if you're female

[seededsoul]

I used to be conscious about sitting on toilet seats, and have had similar trouble with the automatic ones, so this was pretty funny...not to mention trying to anything when you're drunk!

[thor7789]

That was about as funny as having your nuts removed.

[fullmetal426]

maybe its one of those things where its only funny for women... well, certain women.

[thor7789]

Fair comment.

[lv4ninja]

Holy shit i havent seen something this unfunny since i watched it again just to make sure i wasnt hallucinating

[DarkKnghtZ]

Terrible, not funny at all. The whole "Men piss anywhere" has been done in... oh... the 60s?

[C0nman7]

i guess this would be funnier if i could relate to it...

shes hot

[Gimikli]

Sexy, not funny.

[tyIerz06]

Haha it's so funny to see after every movie or sporting event there's always a giant line outside the women's bathroom but we just walk in and out.

[AneesaColeman101]

Men's lines are shorter because they don't wash their hands.

[Revilox90]

how does that make the lines faster.

[AneesaColeman101]

jking -.-;;

[FunkyMONKEY0049]

lmao thats hilarious this women is funny :))

[senortank]

Obviously guys won't find this funny. It's geared to women in every single way.. we just can't relate. It would have been more funny had she made it more of a genderless joke. It turned out to be pure tampon humour.

[luckypukebear]

so true!!!!

[theatregirl24]

lmao shes really funny!!

[teenstarfan]

So freken true ! good =)

[TheElemy]

i thought she was funny... some of you need to get a flippin grip

[heyloo12]

gosh so true

[DeathsFavorite1]

she's funny i dont know why everyones is gettin all offensive. jeez people these days are to touchy.

damn sticks in the mud

[thaatxboss]

Holy shit, its hard for women to use the bathroom, must be the end of the fucking world lady.

[ApolloImmortal]

Go out with her?

I'd rather go in.

[danielwcas]

she's funny & pretty, i wonder if she'll go out with me

[reindeerman8212]

o.o

[danzobes]

LOL i think she was tooo exited to tell her jokes lol

[UpstandingCitzen]

shes ugly

[EmmaManuatu1993]

your ugly

[reindeerman8212]

LMAO! your right

[EmmaManuatu1993]

hahaa someone needed to point it out

[aleahlollipop102]

haha and very true

[manena101]

wow, funny...

and sooooo true!!! when the damn sensors wont work!

she forgot to tell how ur unsticking ur pad from yur underwear and its sooo loud! LOLS sorry for the tmi

[Teddisoulja]

OMG!! SHE IS SO FUCKING SEXY!!

I would tap dat in a second!

[DakuGabbarSingh]

he he he he he he he he he he he he

women troubles

heheheheh

at least women cant blame this one on MEN

you have to blame mother nature for this

[tvraiderz]

She's right on. My exwife used to do that shit! Tooo funny!

[61n9ne]

not that funny .. but def. HOT

[danny1qaz2wsx]

too much right

right?

[SauronsEye]

Funny, cause it's true.

Simple solution for women to be able to stand up and pee like men. A small funnel and a length of garden hose stuck together. Funnel goes to the vagina and away you go ladies.

Excellent at night clubs when there's a queue at the ladies toilet. Go and join the men at the urinal and whip out your piss funnel, literally.

[jfahmy1]

wow. ummm. women don't pee from their vagina.

[SauronsEye]

You're kidding right, do you understand what I've just described?

Oh and where did I say they literally urinate out of their vaginas AKA the birth canal.

It is generally accepted in every day speak that when referring to the vagina, it includes all the female sexual organ.

[supamadgal]

umm hate to break it to ya 'SauronsEye'

...

women dont pee out of there vagina dumbass

[SauronsEye]

You're kidding right, do you understand what I've just described?

...and where did I say females literally urinate out of their vaginas AKA the birth canal.

It is generally accepted in every day speak that when referring to the vagina, it includes all the female sexual organ. The urethra is between the labia.

Oh and if you want to brawl. Bring it. I'll upper cut you over the ropes, dumb arse.

[aeropostaleisawsome1]

haha that is so funny and its so true

[colorsplashes]

LMAO!!! True True!!! AMEN!!!

[highgive]

shes hot

[haleyhkm]

hahaha that was great!

[junyloony]

she's ok. not that funny though

[khangoha]

exactly.

but u knw what?

the audience is soo nice to her

because shes hot

[Pico214]

diz iz so truu

[JaYDENxo]

Lol...

[xMissyMusicx]

uhm. she was OK.

[1squeez]

LOL!!!!....LOL!!!!!!! Thanks for the great laugh. I hope to see you at the Comedy Club.

[faris1997]

COOL

[haleybitchh1234]

this shit if fuckng hilarioussss(: 10!!!!!!!!

ii approve this(:

[Zanirtak]

They see a tree, Hey there's a bathroom! XD HAHAHAHA

[kubbar55]

she so cute ;**

[Vans0123456789]

She was ok

[thereisariver]

What up with the closing of the eyes?

[couturebabygurl01]

lol!

[nofi79]

waste of time

[Roobs67]

she is good....cute too.

[Luckygirl008]

she hilarious! i was laughing so hard that i started...no stil am crying! hahaha

[omfg714]

so gay

[wildbloodydragon]

LMFAO

[LittleCarigiani]

YEAAA SHOWS US SOME TITITEEES

[lillily174]

ellen digenerus(i know, spelling)

made that bathroom joke with the poo

[jay64stang]

Thats about the only thing we have easy. Pissing. Are you kidding me?! Shes pretty funny though.

[kelseyandkaya]

shes kinda funny

[lalaloser223]

ehhh shes ok... the way she talks is kinda loud nd annotin

[KRISTENAM2]

She was pretty good !true to

[domirsc]

weak!

[EXW3]

ellen degeneres did the exact same joke whos stealin from who huh?

[Cuppycake1011]

okay, you know how many comedians talk about the bathroom. so what are you goona do, huh?

[pazlovedance]

hahaha i laughed out loud the intire time!! soo funny

[aaliyahcomeback]

funny

[j3ff820]

Most women arent funny but shes hot and funny. Im happy in the pants right now. BALLIN

[dima9917]

She's got potential.