Jersey boys techno takes over the pool CD

[milesjohnmabynross]

these be pilled out guidos

[MrOligophren]

Русские-вы бухие ублюдки!!!

[ShY1CAS]

little italian fagets club yo he said sumthing bout klinger cuzz ho ho..

[rickcrouch]

I say let them look and act like complete wankers. Makes the rest of us seem somewhat normal.

[4daniel2barba0]

i think the funniest thing of the video is the laughing...hahhahah

[XSVterror18]

Its funny vcuz they think they are cool

[ShadesOfRapture]

that's not techno - it's bad house music

[4daniel2barba0]

@ShadesOfRapture sounds like techno to me....if not tech-house

[coolcub1]

guidos ,....rofl

[SITLTours]

Wastemannnnnnnzzz

[jckdniels696]

if women relate sex to dancing than there's a whole race of male virgins...lol

[dayinthelife06]

haha why this kid laughin, they prob get way more pussy then that kid ever will

[johnmkrs83]

@dayinthelife06 its true, they do get lots of Guidos.

[youtopp74]

@dayinthelife06 dont think so,not with that kind of dancing!

[cleberinthearea]

Those dudes can't dance! lol At least they're fun and not boring like most of the people in that pool party.

[calipdis2]

I had to turn off the sound because it was SSOOOOOOO embarrasing :)

[Karrimor18]

wouldn't laugh so loud if you were down there.

[Eso1]

Even though the moves are a bit funny, i give these guys an A for credit, for dancing, everyone else is just standing around.. Theres nothing lamer then a DJ playing music and no one dancing.

[TalonWolf]

Bloody hell, even I can dance better than these fuckers

[YouGotJEWD]

these are boys... not men... men don't do shit like that....

[PosholNahooy]

So this what the New Kids on the Block do in their spare time today! Make total jackasses of themselves!

[1zrofan]

fuckin guidos are like magnets to each other . i think its in theyre dna far in a sub atomic particle that differentiates male, female,hermaphrodite,and douche bag that tramples any chance to be heterosexual . what a poor existance i guess thats why tthey say ignorance is bliss

[valonthegreat]

omg the cameramans laugh on 0:28 is priceless

[chelleBella27]

o my...im soo glad i dont live there lol

[iBizTutor]

These guys are people I would party with for sure

[curtiss1979]

ever notice that guidos never dance with girls only other guidos

[HandbagMafia]

I saw a fist pump at :19, l o s e r s

[TheNyCsound]

crystal meth is one hell of a drug!!

[SteveO1887]

you should change it from jersey to statan island in the title, cuz thats prob where these guys are from

[Makonu2]

You want to prove how insecure these dickless turds really are? Just tell them they're looking a little pale or that they need to work on those crunches and watch them stand in front of a mirror for 3 hours flexing and applying spray tan. There is not a shred of depth to the character of these douche bags. Most of them are very shallow and unintelligent and do a phenomenal job at exhibiting these attributes on a daily basis. I fear for humanity in locations where this behavior is prevalent.

[Mrstrongisland01]

Fucking jerk offs. I told them god damm guidos to stop using meth

[skot66]

Kill it

[lalasamir]

is cocaine legal in jersey? hahaha

[DinaAmatuccio]

1 good rule of thumb to follow is IF YOU CANT FUCKING DANCE THEN DONT.

[mrKANYEwes]

yup.... i remember my first beer

[msCece232]

ha they look ridiculous, they cant dance but they have to be enjoying their drunk asses gettin all that attention, even if it is negative

[GmodRandomCollection]

Having Guido dances offs like this is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win , you're still retarded

[TheBUNNII27]

Dont they know where all laughing at them Not with them, The look like fools on acid

[JFlor1989]

Yes lets take time out of an amazing vacation and sit in our room like a bunch of limp dick hermits filming people through windows while they dance drink and have fun...pretty lame.

[mrKANYEwes]

@JFlor1989

guidooooo...............

[Willuhm19]

OMG what a douchebags hahahahahahahahaah

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa

ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaha­hahahaha

[nakata2112]

i dont know what more annoying the dancing or that fucking guy laughing

[Arcangel95WPF]

u loosers should c how much tecktonik dance is cool here in Italy.....u just look like jumpin' pussies.....CIAO CICCETTI!!!

[jaoe02]

I have not seen one guido that can dance. you dudes suck ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBUNNII27]

@jaoe02  I Agree

[apieceoftofu]

its no fuking techno its house.

[SROCKSTA]

i dont think they are dancing to the same song !!! lmao

[TheBUNNII27]

@SROCKSTA Your so right LOL

[Willuhm19]

indeed :P funny as hell

[skot66]

Sniper anyone?

[animeee93]

i dont understand...they cant dance...

[ClassicalEleganceNo1]

funny how i only hear 3 guys in the hotel room... whilst the "queers" are the ones with all the ladies around them,girls just videotaping and just chillin having a good time. dont hate, cause its pointless

[subversa666]

@ClassicalEleganceNo1 funny how youre obviously retarded and cant understand that these people are not human but neanderthals

[lbracing748]

Fist pumping like champs ha

[TheCCCNNN]

what so funny?

[Atlaspower78]

are these guys drunk, or what... I hope so for their sake...

[stevostevie]

Is this their mating dance?

[dinastel]

Rpbxxi......gee you must be one of those fake gay bad dancers....

Thank you for filming these animals

[iLLmatic240]

Or maybe cause they thought it was funny & wanted to film it, you fucking idiot

[Rpbxxi]

Sissy douchebags up on the balcony can't even hang with the Guidos dancing and having fun. These D-bags wish they were like Guidos and having a good time like that. That's why they are scared and hiding away in the balcony and taping.

Who is a bigger tool? Guidos having fun or idiots who are taping and posting up on Youtube? The answer is clear. Guidos just rocked the party and if your girl was there, she'd be going to bed with Guidos. Guranteed!

[mparik]

@Rpbxxi the ones you call the douchebags were having a great time. It's like going to a live comedy show. Or the circus.

[JargonSauce]

@Rpbxxi hi youre an idiot the filmers were laughing their fucking asses off. did u see all the poolside bitches rushing towards the guidos? none

[asspop123]

@Rpbxxi

lol yea i agree, no hate on the guido's though they are pretty funny characters.. But they are having fun and enjoying life. While the guys on the balcony are laughing and not showing their face or any dance moves. Anyways all in good fun.

[AyeSoFly]

so true Frankenpalin, so true.

[DrwipeProductions]

hahahahahahhaaa

[DexterGoneWild]

chick in white hat get naked

[Frankenpalin]

Spending your holiday filming Guidos is the something a douchebag would do.

Douchebags versus Guidos, the battle where noone wins

[gn0s1s]

truth.

[jdymes101101]

spending your free time commenting on douchbags filming guidos is what a complete fucking retard would do.

[Frankenpalin]

go suck your Mom's dick, douchebag

[mystisohorney]

im glad this guy filmed these guidos,,, cus its hilarious,

[Crunchieman]

@Frankenpalin society does... actually.

[TheExalTeDGuy]

@Frankenpalin dude are you serious? guidos are the definition of doucebags, look up douchebag in the dictionary and it will just show a picture of the jersey shore.

[Theanimatedcow]

@Frankenpalin i think a nuke would be only the only thing that could take care of it but "that would be illogical" so obama says "NOOO"

[Palafico3]

@Frankenpalin Are you kidding me? This is funny shit.

[DeliciousMike]

I could go on for hours, but house music is for everyone. You don't need a style, or any dance training. You let it take over your' body and what comes out is what comes out.

Having the balls to walk up to the dance floor when you never have even tried to dance before and letting loose not thinking about what some douche is thinking, really takes a lot.

[DeliciousMike]

i don't get it what's so funny about this.

three guys dancing while some laime shits record and make fun of it.

House music = dance (no matter who, no matter when, no matter what)

When it plays, you dance. Simple enough. These three guys are the only ones that get that.

[mparik]

@DeliciousMike you call that dancing?

[Danno1850]

hey they cant dance for shit but at least they're dancing...better then sitting and laughing at people

[sinnerscrusade]

lmfao those guys are awesome.

[baker70romeo]

what's crazy is that they learn to do something like that.

[maco2903]

This is so funny, This is the first I have heard of these guidos! they are so gay

[dockbeiz]

People who think these clowns live "care-free" are idiots. Do you have any idea how insecure these guidos are? Their entire lifestyle is one big cry for attention. Care-free? I dont think so.

[ClUbzIcE]

fuck u we take care of our selfvs so wut i bet i get more bitches than ur faggot ass

[TheatreRoom]

its quality over quantity, son...

[jstoneydc23]

leave em alone, they're having fun and being themselves.

[TheatreRoom]

1: i'll give you that.

but 2: these douchebags make up themselves more then my wife! so wtf?!!?

[ClUbzIcE]

ya butt we look good whocares

[TheatreRoom]

REALLY?!?!

[hidemysocks]

haha fuk that ClUbzIcE people only take pics of u guys cause they want something to laugh about when they are sitting around the table with their husbands. (not u) and why are u argueing over the internet don't u have something better to do like wax ur ass crack?

[disciplinemisanthrop]

@ClUbzIcE Why is one of them wearing capri pants around a pool?

[baker70romeo]

wow you are stupid...

[123456789helloman]

that was not techokzkzk

[AreleEvE]

Looks like the Elaine dance

[kryp10yt]

Haha yes!

[jb6235]

You gotta admit that they're having fun and living carefree. We should envy that not trash them.

[kryp10yt]

Fail

[YUMYUMCAKE3000]

They actually dance like that? Should that even be considered a dance?

[kryp10yt]

It's the ancient mating dance of the meathead.

[Youngwrit3r]

Its a mating ritual lol :P

[illriginalized]

guidos sadden me... they make my Italo people look horrible. They're the type of people who find mafia movies to represent them while real Italo peeps feel disgraced by them.

[triplet85]

@illriginalized yea it kills me to see my own italian heritage thrown to shit after watching guido's act like children.

[allieg6795]

i think all guidos have a mental retardation

[percival262002]

god damn i wish i was a guido.

[triplet85]

@percival262002 no you don't.

[yellowman88]

guidos dancing are so funny

[tammylee09]

Funny they cannot dance at all.

[AnonShawi]

do they all dance like this?

[headiero]

High feckin larryous!

[oJEzUSxpwns]

haha yoo fuck the hatas man these guys teared shit up

[mexdodge]

@oJEzUSxpwns ok...its funny to hear these guys make fun of them... but in reality the Guidos are having a good time. to each their own.

[oJEzUSxpwns]

ya ya ya

[forbesfoofighters]

haha this is jokes! i would rather live in baghdad then dirty jersey.

[ericogg]

Poster of this video could put this in the description. 2006, Cabo spring break in March. These guys are from NY, not NJ. Definitely guidos. One guy's name is Rocco. FYI. Everyone there had 3 names for them. DG (because of their oversized DG glasses), Dior (the guy in the capri's who wore only Dior), and just Dolce, the guy closest to the pool. Anyone that was their that year could reference these clowns.

[ericogg]

I'm not proud I'm laughing. I just am. It'd be funny if any 3 guys were walking around dancing. I do have the balls to do it, just wouldn't make an ass of myself like they did. They walked around with a boombox, like 1994 rap style. Bumpin techno, gave the CD to the DJ and went at it, that's partially the laugh. They thought they were bad ass, but all anyone could do is laugh at how much they made an ass of themselves.

[pbchrist]

as long as they stay the fuck out of NYC they can do whatever they want

[efeick2002]

they think they are totally badass

[ericogg]

Hahah that's me laughing. Person must have got this from an old myspace post....hahaha.

[playman9111]

your proud that your laughing? let me guess your laughing because subconsciously you know you would be scared shitless to dance in front of all those people so you laugh at them. So they might be meatheads, but your no better

[tammylee09]

I am laughing my ass off right now learn how to dance boys

[CuervoBlack06]

It's like watching a National Geographic Special.

[fabiocarpa]

You Anglo American are so lame anyway.

[tammylee09]

What a bunch of Fag

[SeanFromCTD]

"AAAHHHH HAHA" that laugh is admirable

[bam281]

Stay in Jersey.

[Firemistress]

omg....soo embarrasing..lol fuckin ginos..

[Tobytuber]

The guy laughing makes it even better.

[xraidedlok]

wonder whats goin on in thier heads

[steveoboston]

douche-off!

[ZuuL1555]

We have to drop an atom bomb on the jersey shore. We have to save america, some innocent people will have to be sacrificed, don't worry it won't be in vain

[drumpup68]

@ZuuL1555 hey dont drop one on the jersey shore all the bennys live in Staten Island the Jersey Shore is my home. BGH locals only

[P1marcus0d]

Manalapan, NJ has beautiful homes...it is predominantly italian and jewish neighborhoods but the area is nice - I'm going to be honest central jersey is nothing in comparison to North Jersey

[SkateTillMyLegsDie]

Tim92G I feel your pain.

Marlboro's pretty horrible too.

But manalapan, oh my god you poor soul.

[j1165]

tHAT LAUGH TAKES THE CAKE...LOL

[GRobdrummer2672]

I would hate to live in Jersey, love the jersey shore but wouldnt want to live there.

[Tim92G]

This is what I see every day where I live. 95% of all guidos in existence live in my area. If you ever visit a town called, Manalapan, New Jersey, you'll see why. Any town in Central NJ. They're everywhere.

[frankiedr]

except when theres a swap meet at Raceway. then you get flooded with 6x6 mudless mudslingers driven by jersey rednecks with stickers that say "raise your truck. fat chicks cant jump"

[macca411]

you can live with me free of charge, i feel so sorry for you...

[spoolinko3s]

Oh my god.. I live in Old Bridge, right next to Manalapan AND THIS KID IS RIGHT! It must be like a breeding zone for them or something.

[sovietkazakh]

Manalapan is swamped by guidos. I'm from there too. In our senior parking lot at least 80% of the cars are brand new BMWs or some shit like that.

[tjatawol]

collecting dancing guido moves is like what Pogs or Trolls used to be... haha. fuck guidos are stupid.

[DANTON1O]

your laugh is dumber than the dancing.......

[hfd611]

I don't think anything is more ridiculous then that dancing.

[CurseOwnz]

nope.

[andYourblooblood]

I'm sorry man, but I disagree. That is horrific.

[ScionMan101]

ahhahaahaha

[fivebythree]

hahaha 0:25 dude in the white shorts kills it.

[stflr77]

i cant believe those fuckers exist...too damn funny. i love the moves and sweat bands around their sweaty forearms...hahahaha

[iTzM0DiFieD]

DUDE....wheres the guido fist pump?

[Zcarbon]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhaha. Best 'im making fun of you laugh' ive heard.

[Zenon2006]

LOL

[jefftipps]

The guy on the far right breaks into a move the i haven't seen since black lace retired from the world of childrens entertainment, i'm reclaiming this move, why should douche bags have all the fun.

[mspancake07]

lmao

[brian4480]

did i catch a little robot in there.......fucking goobers

[angebbyxo]

Ahh, this shit puts a bad name on all Italian Americans. But I'll take guidos over drunk Irish kids any day!

[DJAnthonyWill]

Screw you!

[angebbyxo]

Aww, are you a little ginger bitch? Get over it.

[BlackLookingGlass]

Lol.. I can't help but love this shit.. Guidos fill a void. Who else is going to get huge and dance to jump style trance? Fuckin hilarious haha..

[rryking]

wow this should be their resume

[baberuthistheman]

what fucking FAG GUIDOS !!

[XeuterpeMUSICX]

omg that would have been hilarious to be there loll

[meesternixon]

I fucking love you xD best lol all week +1 internets

[blznrayzn]

who swims with a wristband

[KidATL9]

lol. white niggas

[jazminfggo]

the guy laughing is funnier

[angellife21]

this is even funnier on mute!

[LonelyOctopusKlan]

JAGER BOMBS!!! JAGER BOMBS!!!

[m1dget]

LOL

[TeufelHunden2FR]

Definitly NOT Jersey boys.

New Jersey is a FARM/Agricultural State. Those bitches are likely from Staten Island or new York. They dont even deserve to stand among the REAL, hard working, farming New Jersey boys.

So ridiculous.

[xm4yh3mx]

new jersey hasn't been a farming state in decades

have u been cryogenically frozen for the past 30 years

[rukiddingmeNJ]

farm??!! there are some many fucking people in NJ, its like fitting 10 lbs. in a 5lb. bag. that is why there is traffic everywhere you go. you have ne't been to Jersey lately have you?

[HighwayPirate13]

well they always seem to be having fun, and I have fun watching it......thank god for idiots

[angellife21]

This will always make me laugh!

[voovvov]

come on, they're just having fun!

[cornered9110]

seriously, you guys are hypocrites.

when black people go around blasting rap music, it's the same(or worse).

when otheres go around blasting rock from their pickup trucks, it's also the same.

[kevinbrueck]

That's so awesome! The best part is that they think they're good!