Pathetic Meal Time! (Epic Meal Time Parody) | CupOfTeam

[JeppeGutt]

Trough our lord Jesus.

[lucindathestrange]

aww your brother<3 hahaha and i love your eyes ben!

[princeofdaftness]

you need more water in your ribena

[foccacia57]

best part of any video ever is when ya go "and you can do it too, through our lord jesus"

[chewppe]

Yeah Boi

[olivacation]

'CAUSE YOU'RE A REBEL... be safe with knives though...

[falyn4god]

do a video of a zoom in of your eyes!

[herclegirl]

That is the British sandwich. When we say sandwich, Thats what we mean :L Or if your hardcore you could even use... MAYONNAISE!

[LucyCookieCross]

lool ROCK AND ROLL!

[Cheryle33Stardoll]

One and two, oh it's easy to do.

[gsoccermagic]

Butter and ham on bread? What a weird sandwich :P

[glonykid]

Pshh, Americans are so weird... Mayonnaise.

[ApplebuckSeason]

In all seriousness, I hate when bread does that. 

[tamarah2006]

Subway wants to hire this badboy

[MsHarrypotterfan22]

i have never seen his eyes like that before wonder why they are like that?

[Cheryle33Stardoll]

@MsHarrypotterfan22 oh my god...he's a VAMPIRE!

[AmandaThePanda44]

Too powerful for one.. My son

[Orube0]

that was the cutest thing EVER!

[Cupofcoollike]

💗

[angelisland22]

It's just too powerful for one, my son! Lmao :)

[lerasai]

Damn it, British girls, why do you get all the cute ones?! I WILL TRADE YOU FIVE OBNOXIOUS AMERICAN GUYS FOR ONE HILARIOUS BRITISH ONE.

[SinDawg030]

@lerasai You don't know true obnoxiousness until you meet our Football Hooligans *cough* I mean "fans". Somehow, Lord knows why, they are supposed to be a masculine role model over here. Bloody Pikeys . . .

[ScribblingManiac]

@sillykatfoto U mad bro? I even commented on it!

[sammieselma]

HIS EYES <3 omggggg!

[whackedfromcrack]

just keep clicking 1:55 loool

[zombiemeowk]

You didn't tell me how to put the ham in though D: I'm stuck ;_; I want a sandwich, (I don't even like ham...)

[DevonshireNinja]

We have those glasses!!

[AlyssaRenee116]

dont worry ben, you can get the jewish girls ;)

[TheRatherLikely]

@CupcakesAndBlackNeon you serious? :o ribena :) yummy blackcurrant juice stuff

[CupcakesAndBlackNeon]

What is ribeana?

[dragon93092]

i think this is awesome as hell XD whoever dosent get this i feel bad for you

[NellieSims2star]

Awww, you're adorable.

[megliz16]

Ridiculously attracted to you when you said bitch...oh dear..

[flamingemu]

Butter on a ham sandwich? Is that actually a thing people do?

[iCherrryz]

@flamingemu erm yeah of course, idk where u come from where u dont put butter in your sandwiches but its actually a normal thing to do... well in the uk anyway :l

[popaana]

oliver looks like being held as a hostage....

[StaleMilk12]

This made me really want a ham sandwich. With butter, cuz butter's cool.

[X3funkyanimefoxX3]

"ROCK AND ROLL!..."

[YoungBrave2006]

That sandwich was better than the last episode of EMT; but I sure wouldn't eat just half.  I'd eat the whole thing.

[sephirotharsy6]

Yeah boi.

[feltonsgrl]

oliver looks so pleased xD

[effyeahcainandabel]

Am I the only person who ended up crying of laughter....? Oh... okay...

[Nerd4LifeJulia]

Love the way Benedict says "Yeah boy" :) -3

[msngsri]

..... you have nice eyes benedict....... was the only thing i was staring at in the vid

[MeggieCProductions]

@msngsri I know right? In the backround it's like *butter...motherflipper..* and I'm just like HIS EYESS *O*

[thestrokes95]

That looks good  haha... guess i'm hungry :B

[SeaGreenCP]

1:10

MMMM, looks.. appetizing? .__.

[SuicidalChickens]

How old is Oliver? 

[Babygirl123luvsyou]

my god your adorable <3

[lvharmonypeace26]

oliver and benedict townsend.... such british names <3

[quackoqazs]

Awesome :D Love it

[lovesick4jb]

do you have brown eyes or blue?

[Meercatgal]

@lovesick4jb They are purple...

[Valdraya]

Too powerful for one... my son

[oMythicalx]

HAH EPPPIC!!

[willpreeview]

Kind of reminds me of something Stephen Merchant would say.

[hellomesamis2]

What are you on about? That's the only way I drink Ribena :)

[barcode66]

This my American friends, is a sensible portion size.

[purplekid777]

through our lord jesus, hahahaha

[melikefries]

I put butter on sandwiches and im scottish

[michelleion]

My goodness, neat Ribena, crazy!! you guys really are living on the edge, love it :D

[FlyingKiwiSeeds]

I love how there is one spoon in the drawer.

[ghostblacklover]

"One must always be safe with knifes!" Me: SAFETY GOGGLES!!

(Ham sandwiches are not over 300 calories, they are over 3000 calories! :'D)

[djmikethebike]

like if you hear him burp at 1:54

[heyyguesswhat]

whats rabina....

[TunaEars]

@heyyguesswhat he says "ribena" ...

[squizzle1406]

I'm a vegetarian.

[DaveScarboroughUK]

Yeah! Don't you butter a ham sandwich in American?

We also put on lots of hot English mustard, which the boys must have edited out for "decency" reasons.

[cynthiayl12]

...you put butter on a ham sandwich? /american

[PADDZTER]

For people that are taking it seriously, Fuck off and go somewhere else we don't want your negativity plus it just BANTER.

[RichyJ1991]

Shit

[LuciBeee]

Ahahaha:D 'slap that meat!'

[phrasmotica]

Love it!

[zehrak27]

Not the Jewish girls.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[151515156ify]

form suggests they are delicious Yum Yum :P

[Pr0fesserCha0s]

Subbed for life.

You guys are the shit!

[222GOO]

Lolwut? The thing that makes me laugh is that we have ONE plate identical to that in my family and I used it for beans this morning... How ironic :o

[WorldMatts]

That was great.

[nirmalmann97]

Yea boii!

[h3yshelley]

wooaah 50,266 views thats crazy man but not as crazy as ya meal

[ld144]

This is the funniest shit i've watched in ages.

[welshboi81]

What would I do if I want brown bread?

[Robert94Jeez]

Meanwhile in Africa...

[becky2u]

I love this!!! <3

Hey what happend to adam?? Hes on vaca right?

[BornAUnicorn94]

Why would you put butter on a ham sandwich?

[Ma77yGTi]

this is brilliant, keep up the good work

[kazarific15994]

0:25

Is that a dead fish in the background? O.e

[shoorysmile1]

Love how Niga Higa did this just after you. Wooohooo hurray for being ahead of the crowd.

[chandos467]

Lol better than the real

Thing.

[scoeylad1]

The amount of people that cant take a joke

[vNitroz]

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[HypocriticalNarwhal]

Intense shit.

[thisfunnygirliknow]

Those crazy brits, putting butter on a ham sandwich!

[kazarific15994]

@thisfunnygirliknow Why wouldnt you put butter on a ham sandwich? :/

[Jewels3369]

British food brands I've never heard of!

[OliverBond96]

Don't feed the trolls.

No matter what you say,

It's still a reaction.

That's all they want.

[thecowofwisdomsister]

Wow! You can make a ham sandwich AND create poetry, that's insane!!!!!!!!

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

@thetruebrit85 I know you are mate, but don't worry, we're all here for you. Also, your caps lock seems to be stuck, might wanna sort that out.

[scapegirl101]

i have that glass at 1:41! <<<random comment -.-

[d3bool96]

yur not fine i dont get why ppl like yu yu really are pathatic just like the title of yur gay vid

[littlelouiee]

@d3bool96 your spelling is really fantastic! Oh and yes i'm sure 'Pathetic Meal Time! (Epic Meal Time Parody)' is in fact homosexual, cause you know titles can have sexual preferences now days...twat...

[deroshia12]

@d3bool96 You spell like a fucking retard.

[holyfrost2]

Yeah, boi. That was hardcore.

[ChocolateIshEipic]

'Take that, mother fubber' xD

[Whydothingshappen]

...now I want a ham sandwich.

[willwilson96]

You remind me of simon amstell a lot, so funny!

[balloonparty100]

ur brothers kool

[STORMKILLER360]

You guys live in croydon so do i :D LUV U GUYS

[chris87moyard]

Two fags 100% non funny

[fiifimills]

played ben, this is epic...... i mean pathetic.

[beccie123x]

Woo i earnt my 100,000 cool points :)

[JDAwesomeO]

Bacon Strips...are actually not needed in this recipe so you can just put them away, stop them from spoling. xD

[DontRunWithDaScissor]

@Hadouken471 Slap down some of that sweet MAYO SAUCE!! * In Harleys voice*

[OhAhUpTheRaa]

You aint crabstickz baby

[pinkjenna96]

I just wasted half an hour of my life going far enough back in the comments just to see what the trolls were saying... *sigh*... I have no life...

[timoz26]

Butter? On a ham sandwich? Where the hell are you from?

Oh, sorry. It's all clear to me now. It's supposed to be pathetic. Nevermind.

[Hadouken471]

@timoz26 what else do you use to make bread less dry then?

[doubtfuldjs]

I want a ham sandwich now.

[thepolopox]

Liked it. I expect my hug in the mail...

[titsup4tw]

Dont want to put a downer on the vid, but the fish in your tank is wayyyyy too big. Get a bigger one, or lose the fish. Tut tut tut.

[TuttiFruitiShruti]

Woo yeah +100,000 cool points :)

[Scangull]

This is just brilliant. Hilarious. The number of views should be into the hundreds of thousands by now.

[gabbycard905]

loved that, the weird bird censorship really completes it :P

[CupOfTeamFangirl]

Righto, fellow COT fans, I'm here.

And I'm troll-hunting. *loads rifle*

[GeorgeNormal]

im gona slit my wrists if nobody subscribes

[balloonparty100]

0:46 hehe

[ian10898]

Loved the Jewish girls line

[megliz16]

Okay when did when did Ben get so beautiful? It does absolutely nothing for my feminist image that I was ridiculously attracted to him when he said b*tch.

[TheNinjaaExpertt]

That is probably the best sandwich i have ever come across...damn

[iloveyoumeatsix3459]

i want a cup of tea with that yeah Britain

[Sophie27987]

Thank you for making it pathetic, just, thank you.

[basicalyimsam]

" oh boy its easy to do"

[Fubzinator]

Personally I prefer Warbutons bread if u ignore the annoying wrapping which is in turn easier to open.

[Rapchaid]

I lol'd

[scottishguitarguy]

Hahahaha

[annaclare88]

LOVE. SUBSCRIBED. YEAHHH

[Elliotptrials]

Funny man! :D

[phastasy1]

why do i have both of those glasses

[PlayingWithDeathEra]

Awhatup haters? Drinkin that Ribena saaaauuuuuuucccceeeeeeeeeee

[TechnoViking94]

0:44 i though you were going to say "with can-do"

[ceci13cat]

Hahaha I laughed through out the whole video. I'm sorry to see that some people are trolling. It's great! Shut up, all you haters!

[MrRiceMann]

Dear trolls/fuckwits, this is called SARCASM. Too complicated for you to understand.

Ben, you are a legend, snm.

[starsthatfly]

yayyy you guys made the spotlight on youtube homepage :D

[yankee5456]

That shandy is 0.05% vol . 0.5% - CHECK EM !

[Golzernurf]

Couldn't stop laughing at rock and roll

[IndiHolly]

Why do you only have one spoon......?

[pcgamer010]

Sick vid but you didn't use real butter! Noooooo

[ShaneHayes123]

you need to buy some more cutlery

[badgermansam93]

Dear America, this is sarcasm. Learn it, love it

[meganinjapillow]

@badgermansam93 what american commented saying this is for real?

[xNelloJellox]

But what about the ham? D: you didnt show us how you put the ham in it!

[TexasCutie369]

I think this is hilarious!! <3

[Freggly]

Where was the women in making this sandwich!

[MeThatWeird]

looool the last part

[blusummer1]

I like video...!!! <3

[nickylikestoons]

ahha XD yay <3

[AnimeAmy101255]

Trolls seriously fuck off, Cup of team are legends♥

[razarsenal180]

Dear trolls:

It's a parody you dumb fucks. You have serious problems if you take objection to the video for this reason, and then take time out of your day to troll through the comments.

[MrRiceMann]

FUCK TROLLS.

Ben, you are a legend.

[MechanicArm]

Ew... southerners... D=

[ian10898]

Of course, everyone knows that ribena without water is the strongest fucking thing you can drink, benedict is damn hardcore

[woodbinedrinker]

He looks lost without that cock in his mouth

[007jkirk]

thumbs up if you think @BlackOpSnipaz is a complete idiot attention seeking arse!!!

[FantaSeaGirl15]

@007jkirk This is the only 'shout out' he'll get...

[gamingfreak1]

I think I know why they're so many hate comments, its because te me (british) the parts that are awkward are the parts that are supposed to be awkward whereas to americans the WHOLE thing is awkward because of the accent lol

[Jewels3369]

1 troll comment on a cupofteam video = about a million comeback comments

[Hwwaaa]

'and we're gonna cut it in two because it's just too powerful for one... my son' xD I found this video really good, don't see why there's a lot of hate in the comments. Maybe they just don't appreciate dry British humour...

[Rillard1]

I better keep this video in mind the next time I want to make a ham sandwich. This video was really intense. Sainsbury's ham FTW!

[Kaesiya]

Lol Nice vid guys :P

I hope to see your bean vid soon xD

[RogueZed]

And now I'm hungry.

[redzer06]

woah muscles slow down there before somebody gets hurt