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  • Wow...

    Dark Continent?

    Can You Say Bigot?

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  • there is the cobalt SS non supercharged with a 175 horsepower engine, and a cobalt SS supercharged with 200 horsepower. i prefer turbo of all things =P

  • Dark continent?

  • International crisis = The second death of Muscle Cars...sad....

  • say hello to 4 banger chargers and mustangs again.......

  • 479.895 $

  • at the end he had foil rims!!! rofl

  • I new I shouldn't put frost in the front lol.

  • ROTFL @ the guy with tinfoil wheels at the wend

  • DAMN! That sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hyundai Genesis FTW FUCKERS

    :)

  • no chevy camero in 2010 moooooooo :(

  • moo lol

  • oppppps noooooooooooooo

  • They aren't cancelling the Camaro. It'll still be made.

  • Thank God, i got scared for a minute there.

  • thanx im glad i can still get one

  • wow i soo agree with everyone else who posted a comment on this video. It was amazing! exciting, funny, and inspiring from beggining to end!

  • God this show is so gay.

  • thought toyota produced the vibe for gm. Isnt it a matirx platform?

  • Yeah they disigned it. But it's built in the U.S. I think.

  • should have bought the bimmer... just saying...

  • Moefuzz is wrong. What the design was after was to reduce over built parts. If the cars was worn out at 60,000 miles why install a 200,000 mile rear differential?

    So they build parts for a price that the average customer for that class can afford. Yes a capitalist plan, but not everyone can own an expensive car.

    Stop bashing the USA! Don't you live here?

  • NOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK! ITS 1973 ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!

    does that mean they wont make the camaro?

  • Camaro we SHOULD still get.

    And yes you are right it IS 1973 all over again. My parents first lived through it, now it is our turn. It is sad to see that the car industry has hit its peak, and now it goes back down...

  • gm stopped, HPO? wtf? thats the only thing anybody buys from GM (besides trucks and SUVs)

  • In 1924, Alfred P. Sloan, CEO of General Motors invented planned obsolescence for the sole reason of increasing stockholder profits. This meant that consumers bought cars, they broke down easily and were replaced when GM sold you another newer car with parts made specifically to break in your hands and make you think it was your fault.

    That's planned obsolescence.

    GM cares about putting their hands in your wallet as often as they can and now they want a bail out? Screw GM like they screwed US.

  • OH FUck YEAH!

    Tell em!

  • Does this mean GM will stop building what they have already developed (ie: CTS-V)? Or just that they won't do any future developing?

  • And GM does another stupid.

  • learn 2 spell PORSCHE dumb-ass. anyway i'll say a zr-1 is pretty fast. but it's ALMOST IDENTICAL 2 the C6 ZO6 and C6 corvettes r cheap plastic and they CAN BE FAST. only if u r smartu'll take a hennessey viper :P

  • You don't think is all I needed to read from your reply.

  • brainDEADdonater,

    What do you think the Corvette is? What about the Camaro? Hell, what about the Cobalt SS? Those are all performance cars; some even HIGH performance cars! And GM produced more than those. Nice pathetic attempt at sarcasm.

  • I don't think of performance when I think Corvette...The first thought is more of a desperate attempt by GM to create a machine that at least in the summer can get its pathetic owner some poontang.The other two you mention are point then straight jokes...to truly perform the car must turn well.Fuck off faggot I'll wave by as I pass all your "performance" cars in my Porshe.

  • What's a Porshe? Pass some gas first, kid.

  • GM had performance cars?

  • No you fruit head,

    the Corvette is from BMW

  • The Corvette is about a man suffering from mid-life crisis..shirt unbuttoned and gold chains showing as he puts the piece of crap back to his trailer park....it's not about performance but also rather a symbol of a company going under due to years of poorly built cars...despite the luxory of loyal dumb buyers like you...inbred trailer park loser who needs a Vette to get the girl. LMAO.

  • Sounds like a vette-guy got your girl. Must've hurt. Couldn't get your spoiler up? Vette is all about affordable performance.

  • gm australia is going ok hsv 7.0l 427 sedan is coming soon

  • why would they make a 7.0 liter? GM says that holden (gm australia) is making a 4 cylinder fuel efficient car.

  • Good god some of these new designs are getting so damn ugly! Caddy etc!

  • Derek D : coolest person on YouTube

  • I keep forgetting why I don't like watching this channel, and then that guy opens his mouth and I start to convulse.

    Please have the girl present ALL THE TIME

  • <3 u derek d

  • ha ha ha.....oh noooooooo zr1 fails

  • when does Derek D get his car?

  • noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why the map with south africa was writen in portuguese?

  • it's super rice!

  • LMFAO at the civic

  • Billy Manson is Boss!

  • in these times everyone should move to japan, where everyone is a millionaire

  • Bad GM, bad bad GM. If I could I would beat you with a rolled up news paper and rub your nose in your own DOOKIE! Finally two GM cars make the world take notice and you axe them the moment to weather gets tough. Sure the Cobalt SS was a cheap rattle trap, but it is the fastest production front engine front wheel drive car on the Nurburgring. The CTS-V took that idea to another level showing quality, style and handling while doing it all at higher speed than a BMW sedan. I call SHENANIGANS!

  • that looks like my girlfriends belt

  • I would watch your entire episodes if you didn't plug some retarded commercial..

  • you can skip it

  • Brabus just doesn't know when too much power is "too much"...

  • theres never too much power. they can do whatever the fuck they want, and I think the engine they put in the G Wagon is awesome. Too bad that I wouldn't (but only super rich people will) be able to afford that

  • i dont see what all th fuss is about... all a cobalt ss is a supercharged LTZ???? not to mention you can get a LTZ and do some minor bottom end mods and throw a jackson racing supercharger on it and you'll destroy any stock cobalt SS... you might spend the same amount of money but you could be hella faster

  • Actually, the Cobalt SS is turbocharged now.

  • and also available on the HHR, if you need a wagon

  • wasnt the SS turbocharged or supercharged from the beginning

  • the cobalt ss was sced and now it has turbo

  • Why is there a picture of a Hyundai on the preview image? I really despise these tactics, as it's a waste of my time.

  • another cheap way to pimp your car, get some cardboard and make a spoiler, then in woodshop class make a hood scoop and get some bathroom sealent to hold it in place. to chrome the spoiler simply wrap it in tin foil, one disclaimer tho, at highspeeds the spoiler tends to get ripped off the back of the car.

  • That is hilarious! About as funny as this spoof, watch?v=lJsjJVPeEOo.

  • what do you mean dark continent? is derek d a racists now?

  • africa has been known as the "dark continent" for centuries

  • hey DD i hope u can still get ya coupe and since they pulled the plug it can may be add value if ya get it . if not i say get a subi.

  • trust me my car will be fine, gm is keeping pontiac as a specialty division and the solstice and g8 are safe...other pontiac models will be axed though, torrent, vibe, g5, etc...so i'm all gravy stayles

  • What about the CTS-V? Thats the best 4door car in the world for 60 grand.

  • Indeed. For the first time in life, Caddy builds a car that gets praise from all the world over, which GM follows up with a swift cut of the program. Everything is starting to make sense now..

  • if they cut the g8 and solstice i officially have no more interest in the new vehicles from GM. well im kinda overreacting but that would really be a bummer....

  • UH-GAIN with the gay ass "1/2-tuck & white (read: girls') belt"??? I mean...really, bro? Goddamn, Derek. You should be driving a pink Chevy Aveo, with your queer-self.

  • oooh, more of that "keeping it real" stuff. You're such a hardass.

  • Compared to a bleeding vagina like yourself, I'm as "hard" as a fucking coffin nail.

  • Hahaha. What a fucking tool.

  • Wheres Alex Gizela? I swear I saw her in a soup commerical on TV. That was you, wasn't it Alex?

  • Hang on to your sports cars, folks. It's just a matter of before they're ALL gone — high-performance divisions are going to either be defunded or legislated out of existence. Then they'll be worth BIG BUCKS. I just might go out and buy a Cobalt SS this spring just to have one.

  • That is too bad for GM.

  • how does fastlane daily make money

  • Ad revenue, like their "Brandon and the Frog" spots.

  • wow that brabus benz is an oversized shoe box with too much power, what do you need 973 flbs if your going to limit it to 811 any way, also limit the top speed. maybe they should make the engine with less power and not limit it and you will have the same preformance and better ful efficiecy. no, thats a crazy idea (being sarcastic)

  • Love that ending LOL

  • WTF was that last thing all about? That guy looked like a total douche and so did his car!

  • How is it that all the foreign car companies can continue to strive for super car performance but GM has to cut it's low end high performance models to stay alive?! That sucks because that means the new camero won't ever come out! High performance cars is what could save GM if the sports cars they made were any good to begin with. CTSV, LOL that car was crap anyway they should have killed it years ago, and used it's "high performance tech" real sports cars like the Corvette or the Solstice.

  • well theres a saying " a polished turd is still a turd"

  • OMG the new 86?!? and it's RWD?!?

    holy frick! i bet Tsuchiya is pissing his pants too xD that car is going to be sweet...hopefully haha.

  • i bet that merc could tow the moon around the earth lol(if it ever stoped moving)

  • haha the ending killed me...

  • Gm fucking sucks for killing the high performance cars. Just make them special order only.

  • which means alot more dollars for a highperformance car and alot longer waiting period

  • Out of the three only Ford and Chevy should survive. Chrystler hasn't done shit

  • American carindustry is officialy dead.

  • Mercedes G class the best car ever made.

  • FROSTED!!!!

  • lol is that one guy high

    frosted windows lol

  • the dark continent

    what are you guys tryin to say

    rasist........

    lol just kidding

    that mercedies is bad ass

  • Gm you guys are idiots why would you stop the production of cars people actually wanna buy and keep the boring cars in production

  • That's what I'm saying!

  • oh man, hilarious ending

  • BOOOO DAT GM!!!! BOOOOOOO!

  • "which coincidentally has the same aerodynamic characteristics."

    haha.

  • "two German tuning shops.."? Renntech is based in Florida...

  • Flamemaster, it seems people will never get their facts right. Oh well. Hell, I question some of the validity of the stuff FLD puts in the videos, and they got it 99% down, except for that tidbit on Renntech. Learn your facts, Derek D. Florida ftw.

  • Actually, I think what they mean is the origin of the cars they modify. German tuners can be anyone who tune BMW's, M-B's, Audis, etc.

  • True, Renntech is based in Florida, but it was founded by Hartmut Fehyl, who's German and used to work at AMG. Plus, this G-Wagen is based on the CDI, which is only sold in Europe and is debuting in Geneva. Ok, I'm just making excuses for DD's misspeak.

  • yes i see what you are saying but this is why i quoted him. if wud have been ok if he said German tuners but the wording could be taken to mean they are German themselves. i was just giving Spinelli some constructive criticism

  • Yeah, don't blame Derek, it's all on me. All typos are killers, but this one hurts because I caught it, then went and geeked out on the Renntech SLR 722 PKG2 for 15 minutes and never fixed it. Lift shirt, insert sword in chest.

  • lol you're still awesome. keep it up.

  • Too bad. And I heard the camaro was going to be awesome. Now the only competition the challenger has is the mustang.

  • GM Kills their Performance Division, the only good part of GM

    Just as they got good reviews like the CObalt SS from Car and Driver that ranks with the Mazdaspeed3 and GTI

    and you can even get a high-performance wagon (HHR SS is mechanically identical to the Cobalt SS< so it's basically a Cobalt SS wagon). I love high-performance wagons, even if the HHR's windows are a bit small

    Just as we picked Derek D a Solstice GXP

    these are some of GM's best EVER!

    As Carlos Mencia would say,

    dee dee dee

  • dude the cobalt ss and hhr suck... horribly. gm only makes 2 good cars now (and when i say good, i mean the whole world thinks they're good, not just alabama). they are the corvette zr1 and the cadillac cts-v. and they're gone. the best part about being american... gone. i fucking hate gm...

  • Actually, Car and Driver gave the Cobalt SS very good reviews.

    Derek D's previous car was a Cobalt LTZ that he had no problems with.

    And yeah, I hate GM too!

    I really want to root for Team USA, but they keep getting dumber and dumber and thus deserve to go bankrupt

  • i could care less how it's ranked in terms of reliability, it's not a good driver's car.

    and the point is that the world can live without an america-only shitty straight-line only model like the cobalt ss. the cts-v and zr1 were really good cars. really good. now they're gone.

  • GM isn't getting rid of pontiac, they are pretty much making it a specialty division, they are still going to produce cars such as the solstice and g8 but get rid of cars like the torrent, vibe, g5, etc...so i'm all gravy

  • Did derek say "Dark continent"? Isn't that racist?!

  • No, as in "Through the Dark Continent," a book from the 1800s. Dark as in "unexplored."

  • Oh thanks for explaining, I was worried for a moment!

  • How can that be racist?

  • I thought he mean dark as in black people, someone above explained its a book from the 1800s

  • Dude Africa is called the black/dark continent.

    I don't see why is he racist for saying that.

  • Forget it.......

  • LOL.

  • where is the high quality? :( :( :( :(

  • LMAO! That thing at the end was great. But that Barnhard thing looks stupid. Too expensive for that much performance.

  • youre misreporting that high performance story. the current models will be in limited production, but the models in the pipeline will be cut. or did i hear that wrong on jalopnik?

  • wow must suck for gm fans

  • Wait, does that mean no Camaro? That would suck, we have only been waiting 4 years for it, or was it 5 years, been so long I can't remember.

  • what the hell no really that freakin tears it......SCREW YOU GM SCREW YOU!!! PUT TWO GIANT FINGERS IN YUR.....BUTT AND JUST GO AWAY!! yah you may have had abit of a "turn around" but when you just start geting your sports cars right....you f*ckin cut em out......ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT!! god forbid gm makes a car thats fast and good quality.

  • this should be commenter of the week

  • Sick... A modern supercar without electronic assistance!

    I bet Jeremy Clarkson smile can wrap around the earth... twice.

    Better yet, it's based on a Porsche race car! :D

  • should have just gone with the BMW 128i

  • whats the point of making all those super car that no one going to drive they should make something that we can drive them in road but fast like 0 to 60 in less then 3 second :D

  • lol doesnt an Arial atom do that?

  • lmao

  • What? GM, are you kidding me? Cut costs by not making shitty econoboxes. Not by stopping production of cars people actually want.

  • You mean good econoboxes? Like Toyota?  Oh yeah, they're just suffering by building all those econoboxes for the world.

    Want to know the secret?

    TOYOTA NEVER BUILT A VEGA.

    HONDA NEVER BUILT A NOVA.

  • The world buys different cars than the US. Their fuel is more expensive. We've already established GM can't make an economy car better than Japan, so what's wrong with them sticking to something they can do and build balls-to-the-wall V8's.

  • And it's funny how you said "Toyota never built a Vega, Honda never built a Nova". You dumb shit. Chevy Nova's were re-badged Toyota Sprinters.

  • They were?? Gosh. Only to someone born in the 80's. The Nova was first built in 1962, before the US even heard of Toyota.

    The Novas built by Toyota can still be seen on the roads today. Can't say the same for the US version unless it's been redone by some mullet-brain Joe Dirt wannabe.

  • You can't possibly believe the fifth-gen 80's Nova was better than the first thru third gen. The Nova was a muscle car, it was Corvette engined and lightweight-- it was bomb. The only problem it had was rust, which wasn't much worse than the 90's Hondas were. The piece of shit corolla based 80s one was just as bad as a corolla-- an ugly underpowered shitbox with no appeal whatsoever. The Vega was a nice car, too, better than anything the japs had to offer at the time. "1971 car of the year".

  • "You can't possibly believe the fifth-gen 80's Nova was better than the first thru third gen"

    Never said it was - that was your interpretation - and an inaccurate one at that.

    "The piece of shit corolla based 80s one was just as bad as a corolla"

    You...do know that the Corolla is the best-selling car in the world, right? Over 35 million sold.

    America should learn how to build such "pieces of shit".

    "The Vega was a nice car, too"

    Heh. To paraphrase you, "you can't possibly believe that".

  • By saying "Toyota never built a Vega, Honda never built a Nova" you implied Toyota was better than a Nova, but when I said Novas were Toyotas you said only in the 80s. So you mean all Novas weren't as good as Toyotas except the 80's one, which was a Toyota. Using the transitive property would tell me you mean the 80s Novas were the only good ones, meaning they're better than the earlier generation Novas. So how was my interpretation "inaccurate"?

  • "You...do know that the Corolla is the best-selling car in the world, right? Over 35 million sold.

    America should learn how to build such "pieces of shit". "

    Well seeing the best selling vehicle is the Ford F-series, they do know how to build cars. And selling a lot doesn't make it good. It's cheapness makes it sell a lot, not it's performance, not it's looks, not it's handling, it's affordablity is what makes it sell. And the Vega was Motor Trends Car of the Year in 70-71.

  • @Robez93 sorry dude, but the F-150 is the best selling truck, not overall vehicle. i agree that the corolla being the best selling means nothing about how good it is, since people are generally idiots, but still.

  • The reason why Toyotas now SUCK is because they're absolutely no fun whatsoever. The fun in Toyota completely died and went to hell with the SW20 MR2 and Supra. They are no longer quick, sporty, fun to drive, or capable of anything out of the ordinary. Toyota has no idea what the word "performance" means anymore.

  • @Robez93 I think Toyota assumed that Scion would fill their sporty shoes. But most Scion models are sort of boxy.

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  • I hope GM never makes sports car again.

  • Well your an idiot then.

  • I'm an idiot because i'm not a fan of GM cars? okay...

  • I'm looking forward to that new 86. I heard rumors that it might be sold as a Subaru instead of a Toyota here in the states, but hopefull that isn't the case.

    Hey DD, everyone knows the real powder is in the west! Come on out to Tahoe sometime, I'll show ya around!

  • lol at the dark continent haha

  • Lol dark continent.

    Double D in the PANTS!!!!!

  • toyota reliability, subaru boxer 4 with direct injection (oh my!), rwd, lsd (hopefull). it all sounds great to me. i thought the genesis coupe was going to be the inexpensive rwd tuner car to beat, but it looks like toyota and subaru are gonna put up a fight. i'm super excited. :) competition creates more and better options for consumers.

  • add to that it's rated number 1 in it's class for 2.5 liters BOXER power baby. and for that Rear wheel drive HynDie just asking to get a spank for that Price

  • BOXER RUMBLE FOR THE WIN!

  • subaru is going to kill its rep on reputation with rwd. as long as it has awd its all good. and it needs POWER!!!

  • dark continent? haha

  • well DD i feel sorry for you, in a few years that is, when you go to buy part for your Pontiac Solstice GXP that are price some where in the stratosphere!!

  • well actually GM is keeping pontiac as a specialty division, cars like the solstice and g8 will still be made, but cutting out all the others like torrent, vibe, etc...so i'm in the clear

  • Does HPVO include ZR1? Because that'd be a pity. Nobody is going to give you that kind of performance for that money.

  • 90 million pushrod small-block V8s says GM does not give up on performance entirely. They will still compete in the factory-backed Corvette Racing program. New tech (including green alternatives) still need vicious 12- and 24- hour high endurance testing and it needs competition to really put those green components to a severe test for durability.

  • The Cobalt SS is one of GM's best cars!

    Competes very well with GTI and MS3

    Now if only they'd make a 2-mode cobalt and HHR, and offer 5-speed and sunroof

    they would be KING!

  • toyota is the best car company hands down!

  • screw you!

  • The most boring plastic ugly boxes on Earth.

  • that orange draing looks fabulous. the production car better look like that. cuz that looks sexy.

  • Its a bit sad to hear about the whole GM thing, but truth be told its partly their fault for making cars that were so poorly built (most of them, not all of them). The rest of the world wouldnt buy a GM... hence, economic problems

    Hopefully they'll be able to turnaround in time and deliver their true potential.

  • that g wagon looks bad ass