Dance Central - Teach Me How to Jerk - Hard (no flashcards) 5 star

[BertieBuh]

Nice daaaaaancing paedo fuck

[rahulksen]

and... HE'S WHITE

[HaouDavid]

Pretty good. :) I can't do it without flashcards yet. XD

[completehoyosness]

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[andyboy667]

AHHHHHHHHHH! xD

[popprincessk]

this isnt that bad. i mean i see people dance 100 times worse

[Masterchief542]

did good for not having the flashcards

[demballaz2433]

little more practice! and youll be pretty good

[ethanandliv]

awesome :)

[rainbowpenguins34]

i am glad that you are having fun but i think that you need to practice a "bit" more ( no effence)

[Justinaboxx]

LOL I wasn't expecting him to be good at all but he isn't that bad. Keep having fun! :)

[Justinaboxx]

LOL I wasn't expecting him to be good at all buy he isn't that bad. Keep having fun! :)

[rawr871]

nicEEE

[nicsteg]

nice moves

[dldumo]

Nice moves man

[loveeeNhu]

as long as you having fun, forget about what these haters have to say, its like they wake up every morning and go BING! lets go on youtube and hate on people, that game is awesome btw! great job

[BlackFang001]

I don't know why people come on youtube just to hate on videos people submit... It takes more balls to upload yourself dancing, over posting lame insults.

Way to go @macheezmo

[Sketch3YP]

hahahha , the guy cant evan jerk !!!1

[jsadude2008]

he thinks he can jerk thats funny looking like a jerk off

[filipasxc]

i don't know how to do the Reject :(

[Zack199]

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!

[NerdfaceMcgeeFTW]

this is raaaad! totally killed it! 

[Chindotata]

hahaha, that was not a jerk xD but nice try

[josh3ma4realz]

#KILLED IT

[MrTKDTV]

lol this is somthing my dad would do haha so fun

[makeismyaddiction]

goodjob, better than me LOL. Least you tried. all these people judge you right?... talk crap right?... but they can get online right?... but won't upload vids of themselves

... stay cool :)

[Sevuns]

Good job dude this one is really tough!

[bkvanvig104]

is that a bong with a santa hat on in the back??? somebody please say yes.

[ifaptoblack]

Everything was pretty good, except the jerk itself

[Moon22T]

LOL good job!! I'm bout o get Xbox just to get this game. Thumbs up

[rji]

5 stars

[cemorexbutts]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wat a loser. cant even jerk

[mychal513]

@cemorexbutts shut up -_- bet u cant either

[cemorexbutts]

@mychal513 o i can

[mychal513]

@cemorexbutts yeh? then make ur own video and stop complaining

[cemorexbutts]

@mychal513 i cnt i dont have the game or a decent camera

[1eaglesfan966065]

i can reject and im white as a mofo... just need more practice, btw im not hatin lol

[vatoalondra12]

dis made me lolz

[kennethklein]

haha...your awesome duddddddeski

[MizzHatchetKilla]

Jus Lyke Mehh!(Almost)

[officialAllstarsTv]

lol i know



[kaenlaithai]

lol, kool

[TheEquals3Show]

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[TwilghtZeldaFreak]

i could not stop laughing when he was trying to do the reject

[rsgreat]

being white is no excuse this is horrible

[prankvsbitch]

that u suck nerd 

[CaptainePorcelaine]

Monsieur c'est pas comme sa qu'on danse le Jerk!!

[prankvsbitch]

His jerking in real life sucks but on the game it makes him look good at it.

[ThePrettyboy118]

Looks lik ur hvin fun ur actualy better than me lm realy crap at dis game

[lilwillbyrd]

jerking is not barly a dance it taks skill to do that and its not just one movement, you put stuff together and make it look good, you just make it look funny!, im not haten you did better then me so good job man!

[lilwillbyrd]

jerking is not barly a dance it taks skill to do that and its not just one movement, you put stuff together and make it look good, you just make it look funny!

[Xx3Kayla4xX]

You know, it's really ridiculous how many haters there are out there. I mean, if you don't like it, why do you watch the whole thing and comment on it? It proves that you are just trolling and being obnoxious. The guy is having lots of fun and he truly has nads. He posted a video of himself playing a dance game and he knows he's not the best. It's a lot better than what other people post.

[BBburp77]

damn u good!

[nehalpatel123987]

@CuddleWarz Werdd!

[zackqw3rty13]

you look like Dave Grohl. haha.

[MofoeCake]

@Cheese652 Ya boi dats how we's most da ppl talk rite now....because you people don't know how to use proper grammar and talk correctly. Even though it's just "the internet", it isn't hard to use proper English and grammar. The point is, this is just A GAME. This isn't a real life street dancing competition. We ALL know he would lose. He is having FUN. That's what games are about. At least he has the guts to post this video in the first place. *High five* Macheezmo!

[Cheese652]

@macheezmo first off dats how most ppl type rite now so u shud stop bitchin at ppl bout how they type and second u dont even reject rite if u were rejectin rite it wudnt be unpleasant to reject on carpet and lastly hed most likely beat u in a real dance in da first place so shut da fuck up

[lishabugXD]

goood job (: 

[TacticalStudios]

jesus christ...

[pacoxdaxtaco2]

wat r u trying to prove with no flash cards that ur a nerd and plays this game to much i mean really dude get a girlfreind

[chaydablackq]

go head with your bad self

[TikaBabii]

fake & gay

[blowpops100]

@CuddleWarz same here and my mom will be like dude your supposed to stay in one place and i be like shut up lol

[hop2wutzhip]

Doode Your Fucking Awesome!

[AmberAlert95]

@CuddleWarz that would be rejecting lmao but dont worry i do the sme thing x)

[LilTwistaX]

lmaoo bro that freestyle was the shit lmao

[malamalaful]

Who wants to bet 5 bucks that this guy still lives with his mom

[PTakaVincent]

UR AWESOME 4 A WHYTE BOY!!!

[ItzYaBoiSt3veN]

what you need to do now is go to the clubs trust me your living room is gonna be filled with GIRLS

[MsNIKIEA]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THE MAN DO THE FUCKIN DANCE LETS SEE U UPLOAD A VIDEO DOIN THE SHIT SINCE U HAVE A FUCKIN PROBLEM DUMB BITCHES STOP THE HATEN...

[Anime4eva24]

Why didn't you do the thing at the end? Lol

[Strawberry1139]

"cause i'm awesome... or at least i like to think so" LOL i love u

[xxpervysagexx]

nice dancin. I've been trying like hell to get 5 stars on this song. i haven't been able to get it on any skill level. the thing i discovered watching your video and others is that i need to speed things up a bit. have to take into account that the camera lags behind the game.  keep up the good work.

[zolo003]

u wack and im black but im sorry or am i

[GiveEmTheBacksmack]

niceee...idk how you do no flashcards...i always get caught up in trying to do the match the dancer that i forget what dances are next...but you were tearin it up!

[ExcaliburFortress]

You're already better than most jerkers out there.

[Gr33kBl00D]

Call him daddy. This white man can Jerk.

[DGDIEZEL]

I learned how to do the jerk on this game, 400 lbs of Samoan movin is hard, mad skills man..

[bioshockkid]

thumbs up for being the 1st adult to jerk

[helzfvcksvck]

Two things before the comment on your mad skills, Dude....your mustachio and bear are friggin' leet. Number two, the room you are in is just full of stuff that scream "I own your face!" Now on to the comment about your skills, sir....your movements are just so fluid and I am quite envious of you. Maybe, one day I can get to your level on this game because I suck T.T

[iBreezy1994]

You did goood. I cant even reject when I do it haha.

[lalocabella2889]

I look worse doing it so i give ya thumbs up!!! =D

[PreshPromAsia]

hahaha, looks like you had fun! :D props.

[ProjektWhiplash]

Good job

[Luiey]

NO FLASH CARDS! Awesome performance man. I performed it on hard and got 4 stars and the 5th star was almost filled all the way up just needed like one extra move. But anyways good job man.

[ColinRayko]

Dawg as a hip hop dancer myself I say fuck all these people on here homie that's why this game was made.

You was gettin' it mayne!!!!

[BarryHasABucket]

This is tight! Good job bro.

[SuicideXSqueeze]

You get it brotha! This is classic! You should check out my Dance Central videos.

[AAsupreme23]

The kinect automatically detracts points for white people doing this song.

[airsoftOG]

lmao man nice try but you cant jerk haha just cuz your white doesnt mean a thing im white and i can jerk, carpet? how is it unpleasant to jerk on you dont rub your feet on the carpet barely and if you think jerking isnt a real dance your wrong because there is way more to jerking than what is in this game

[FrightologyX]

@CuddleWarz Haha niiice Cuddles xD

[Rizeawake]

Good job dude, that was really impressive! Keep it up!

[LadyNinjaKagero]

Best one I seen so far for this song...and with no flash cards!! Keep it up!! Nice!!

[kylenedic]

Good job. I can get 5 starts on hard as well, but not with no flashcards. Props.

[DinoRaveable]

What a beast.

[imahatter666]

Fuck u Ugly Fuck Ur Shit

[smokinninja911]

Damm ur Good Man i recon Dis Is da Hardest Song on game n U just Killed it Nice

[TheSekou1000]

nice jerkin man

[kelbear]

Good job! I have no idea how to get those damn side rejects. Something is wrong with my ending leg position and I have no idea what they want from me.

[smokinninja911]

i was Suprized Thats a Hard Song to Do Preety Good White Boy LOL

[Katskachi]

lol wear socks.

[OpTicSniped]

see his room. LOL. Its probably his moms basment lol you NERD!!!!!

[XxSAVAGExXKILA]

LMFAO when he does it looks funny

[flipsk8r414]

u suck get a job, and learn hot to jerk and reject

[macheezmo]

@flipsk8r414 Allow me to clear some things up for you: 1) I have a job 2) It's a game 3) I'm white 4) Rejecting on a carpeted floor in bare feet is unpleasant 5) Jerking is barely a dance. It's solely leg movement, anything upper body is optional Also you should learn to type properly. In eleven words you made five errors 1) You spelled 'how' as 'hot' 2) You spelled 'you' as 'u' 3) You're missing a period after 'suck' 4) The comma after job doesn't belong there 5) You missed the ending period

[watup962]

@macheezmo For some reason I love this comeback haha. But being white and it being solely leg movement is no excuse!

[andrefromidlewood]

@macheezmo big ups... eff that hater!!!

[XSinxAtXItsxWorseX]

@macheezmo You're a troll bro. :))) go play more WoW.

[KoolKidsProduktion]

@macheezmo did you just say jerkin is solely leg movement? lmao the jerkin in this game is a joke. I mean disrespect and i know its just a game for fun. But i hate how this game makes people think the jerk is just the reject and dipping. its horrible

[frenzii04]

@KoolKidsProduktion thank you...

[frenzii04]

@KoolKidsProduktion thank you... i would love to see this guy try to pindrop

[frenzii04]

@macheezmo look up the rangers then say jerking is barely a dance...

[DestinysLoveChild]

@macheezmo Dang flipsk8r414 you just got owned

[GUNDAMmeister11]

@macheezmo Did you just call jerkin barely a dance? Really? Are you kidding me? Why don't YOU get your facts straight? By the way, it is NOT hard to reject on carpet with bare feet. It's just because you suck. So be quiet.

[CrimsonSigma]

@GUNDAMmeister11 he said it's unpleasant, not hard, as in it burns the bottom of your feet. and jerkin isnt a dance. its reverse skipping. so unless skipping is dancing now, congrats youre a backwards fag.

[GUNDAMmeister11]

@CrimsonSigma jerkin is not the reject. and if jerkin isn't a dance tell me why we have the national jerkin association, official jerkin clothing such as jus jerk, jerkaholic clothing, vlado, and all of the functions that have cash prizes for the winning crew. get your facts straight before you troll :)

[CrimsonSigma]

@GUNDAMmeister11 ummm...cuz black people are stupid?

[flipsk8r414]

@macheezmo damn dude chill out, im only 15, shit, correct this i will find you and slice every inch of your skin off, nobody was carin bout your ethnicity nigga im black & asian, and you're better than me at this game but i will kill you in a real dance battle

[LollipopProductions8]

@macheezmo He is fuckin right..your a fuckin poser dancing on a video game...go to a club and do it so you get laughed at

[bdwr]

@macheezmo no offense dude but JErkin is a dance!!!!! & it wouldn't burn your feet if you do it right, but like u said its jsut a games, its not like you are going into jerkin competitions and stuff. lol

[IXIBankaiIXI]

@macheezmo Ok you have less common sense than George Bush. 1) U having a job means absolutely nothing to your skill in this game/dance. 2) Yea it's a game, but comparing the game to the actual dance is a mistake. It's probably like 40% of true jerking. 3) Ethnicity doesn't matter kids. I know white people who dance like dayyumm (slang for really good so you don't correct me). 4) I reject on carpet easily. 5) Jerking is barely a dance??? Please don't talk out of your ass. Otherwise, nice video.

[funmilayo100]

@flipsk8r414 STFU YA STUPID SELF

[lNlOlElLl]

Good job homie! I was impressed! Lol

[brownhornet731]

That was awesome!!! Both my daughter and I couldn't do it on easy.

[BEEEERTJE]

WHAHAHAH 1:43 awesome radom danceXD

[griminal1234]

lol its like watching a 65 year old dance but i give u props tho

[jaclynn17]

Some people are such assholes! just ignore them, their jealous.

[rosaisela42km]

I've never expect a frikie can dance very well. O-o

[earthakatsuki]

Show off >.> good job though. I will never be able to get this achievement.

[MsFuggleBunny]

you did good :) 

[iTzxSkillv2]

@MsFuggleBunny ur stupid

[MsFuggleBunny]

@iTzxSkillv2 YOu probably are to...:)

[jordansfood1]

CREEPER! His face just gives off that vibe o.o

[jordansfood1]

CREEPER!

[973phoenix]

i dance this at the clubs. good job buddy. didnt expect that.

[cnutrack80]

Damn! A white boy knows how to dance!!! Nice Job!!!

[therohnstein]

You will be a YouTube sensation. This is awesome!

[MrRobAtchison]

Good Job...



[steenyvoice]

Wow great job! I just 5 starred it on hard but I'm too scared to do it without flashcards. LOL Maybe one day.

[HomicidexMurreh]

I love this game so muchhh, and I can't even dance haha.

This song is my favorite to do. ♥

[DigitalPimpSlap]

@HomicidexMurreh yeah this is my favorite too, along with Crank That and Drop It Like It's Hot<--- i never knew it was a girl dancing lol, but only at the part where you wave your arm while going down to the left and then back up is where it seems feminime