Cripple them LOL the last part was pretty cool TIP the truth i did just like that but when reloading i change to pistol and find a hiding spot or just bak for a little bit then charge them kill them with a headshot
you bring up some interesting points? so your saying I should buy nightvision instead of the heavier kevlar and helmet? ive been doing it all wrong man!
tip, buy the m249 and make sure ur target is at least 200 feet away, then hold down your mouse button until ur out of ammo, (no joke, most of the time I kill them)
omg on what servers have you been making this video!?!? ok i understand you acted as a noob but proly others were playing seriously!?! lol they're so weak....you shooting without a scope for such a long time and noone to kill you from those stairs and much more noobish situations...lol noobs!!!!
DUDE! Okay! I just tried all this and I pawned! I knew KEvlar slowed you down! And I use that awesome Uzi, and never went back! Also, the racial slurs work wonders!
thanks for the tips
flemingdcosta 9 months ago
thanks for the tips
flemingdcosta 9 months ago
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thanks for the tips
flemingdcosta 9 months ago
thanks for the tips
flemingdcosta 9 months ago
LOL AWESOME!
bubblefizz0 10 months ago
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ubertipsandtricks 1 year ago
alright im going mac
247wfeawe247 1 year ago
OMG CSS SHES lIKE REAL lIFE
oMG i just play cs1.6 bcz i dont have graphics card
TheMedia2009 1 year ago
lol El Diablo
ridebmxak 1 year ago
thanks for the tips man im gonna be cs pro now :D
ridebmxak 1 year ago
Charming video, old chap.
CtrlAltDaLEET 1 year ago
please make part 3 :D
Slamwoo93 1 year ago 2
LOL great video fella, all new players should follow your advice. I followed every tip and now am always top of the table; thanks.
twigboy19 1 year ago 3
lol great tips there :d
TheBull027 2 years ago
jajajaja nice vid mate, make some more
flinagin 2 years ago 3
noobish song!!
xD
7kingduffy77 2 years ago
"remember, scopes are for queer folk" LMFAO.
skyd171 2 years ago 2
this guy is fuckin pro. nightvision instead of kevlar, cant believe i never thought of tht.
coolmanjasdeep 2 years ago
i cant believe css has so many noobs lol
iansayfol 2 years ago 4
You are an ekspert in being a noob congratz >D
gumle3dd 2 years ago
his name is EL Diablo !!! I can bet him ! Is newbie ! I am expert
SWATGHOSTTEAM 2 years ago
awesome!
pap3rbag 2 years ago 3
css top video
eccellente! :)
PissoDeStrisso 2 years ago 2
lol with nightvison "where are all this green peoplecomeing from!? oh right my night vision" by the way can u turn blood of?
11cpop 2 years ago 2
This is pretty good...... LOL scopes are for queer folk and Invest in NightVision
marcocaru 2 years ago 12
hgaagaggaggahahahahahaha genious xD
holebole 2 years ago
This is funny, Very good job!
DrinkingWithDave 2 years ago
Strategyse with ur team mates. " get the f** outa my way xD
jb0607 2 years ago 2
plz make a part "trois" :)
CoboFlash 2 years ago
I'm a noob again yesss
reditacken 2 years ago
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OMG go play zombie mod.
N o O b .
TopDog38242 2 years ago
haha. you gotta be kidding me
Thomas534 2 years ago
get ouda my way dickhead rofl
letmeetran21 2 years ago 2
Cripple them LOL the last part was pretty cool TIP the truth i did just like that but when reloading i change to pistol and find a hiding spot or just bak for a little bit then charge them kill them with a headshot
Akmonetero 2 years ago
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noob
Shyghy92 2 years ago
I LoLd
TheUnluckyMan123 2 years ago
LOL
todore00 2 years ago
loll...
Hey, you got CS:S non-steam.
Jhoohop 2 years ago
OWNAGE WITH MAC-10 LOL
Drake0055 2 years ago
what scared me most was that u did rly good when having the handicaps lol XD
metrkhope 2 years ago
lol this vid came out on my b-day
afroNile 2 years ago
LOL LMAO
crzyfists 2 years ago
All this is right :)
MneX707 2 years ago 2
lmaooo cripple
iLikeiPods1 3 years ago 2
you bring up some interesting points? so your saying I should buy nightvision instead of the heavier kevlar and helmet? ive been doing it all wrong man!
bucdynasty420 3 years ago 3
well actually u did preaty good with uzi xDD
CGSrki 3 years ago 2
Omfg Pro...!!
baijiaqing 3 years ago 2
crap
Doomized 3 years ago 3
BRAVO!! xp
blacKdrone 3 years ago
lol, swe? :D
YoungLink1996 3 years ago
Great tips man! Ill have to remember to not use my scope next time i'm awping!
matchheads 3 years ago
omg!...ahaha! i cracked up when i watched this
soTAssassin 3 years ago
LoL:DD
icecuberaptupac 3 years ago
lol this is hilarious! it should get more views
jeehoondevil 3 years ago 2
lol i like da music. But how do u film on css if u have it on full screen?
hansdaman1 3 years ago
aahahahahahahahh rofl this thing made me legit i used to stay 0-30 now im staying 0-15 thx ROFL jk nice video :]
awpSniperWolf 3 years ago
hahaha I love it!
alexdcb 3 years ago
LOL freakin awesome XD 5/5 great vid man !!!! XD \m/
9898halo 3 years ago
so funny! the start was funny already then it got funnier
commandopengi 3 years ago
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Ya..trashiE,agREE.I'm a cs noob but u r noob than me still teach wat LANJIaO la!!!
cjandgunner35 3 years ago
lol nice video
riotmaker101 3 years ago
trash video ...shit (=.
alex55x 3 years ago
i like to rush with the uzi, it works...
moving faster... can hide faster
keal5528 3 years ago
lolthis is fucking hulerious
happypill101 3 years ago
hahahahaah nice vid m8
IstokUSrcu 3 years ago
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo helps alot
tikodrockstar 3 years ago
lol obviously u retards cannot read if you can you would of seen in the description that this is JOKE ok got that? ok?good.
great vid lol very funny!
jimmehboi101 3 years ago 2
haha amzing
once you go mac you can never go back XD
jakemclins 3 years ago 8
ROFL good job
BiGBaRZz 3 years ago
you suck
guitarheroerik 3 years ago
omg what a noob made this vid? ulow bob .... never cevla .... allways hold fire wtf???? ...
really bad...
GSGProtec 3 years ago
??? are you trying to say something? I can't tell...
TheGreatMrKite 3 years ago
omg u retard can't you read the info and tell it's sarcasm... you FUCKTARD!!
samthegodman 3 years ago
this video is a joke it says in the title ?
jimmehboi101 3 years ago
"scopes on weapons are for queer folk"....I laughed myself into a cardiac.
grey2fox 3 years ago
LOL!!! Funny btw my name is Kyle too!
diablorighthand 3 years ago
okay... listen.. 1th. it isnt a uzi ^^ it´s a Mac 10 ^^ 2th. this guy realy sucks ^^ 3th. there´s no more to say ^^
Coolcap10 3 years ago
haha wow.... ok listen 1st its 1st not 1th... 2nd its 2nd not 2th... and 3rd its 3rd not 3th wow i think you might need to work on that a bit
pbb85 3 years ago
this must be the complete idiots guide to epicly PHAIL in counter strike
sudokukahn 3 years ago
Itis, sudo.
Haywire250 3 years ago
Lmfao nice vid
Arenum92 3 years ago
"Once you go MAC, you'll never go back"... classic.
Haywire250 3 years ago
w00t what UZI ownage on the end
juhoovn 3 years ago
Dont lissen to this noob!
trondki 3 years ago
Dont lissen to thes NOOB!
trondki 3 years ago
OMG the night vision one for me is the funniest
THEJEFFBOX360 3 years ago
are u a pro ? ^^
csfreakmaster 3 years ago
lol
Balordoso 3 years ago
u should wear kevalear it helps A LOOOOOOOT
megan0529 3 years ago
briliant old chap!
SniperKitty101 3 years ago 2
cant read font well :(
NsBgonca 3 years ago
lol knife slashing is the way to go =P
great job!
i shall play with etiquette from now on
jakemclins 3 years ago
wow man these vids kill me!
scout no scope ftw haha
bdubnub 3 years ago
el diablo!!!!!!
LightingJack145 3 years ago
omfg iam burning how great video i will play like u ahaha
Seizure1989 3 years ago
once again ur cool
gravino555 3 years ago
ah wonderful dear child ...*applause*
c= xD
btw, nice
eddie93abc 3 years ago 2
lllllllllooooooooooolllllllll
kilswitch2 3 years ago
the mac was so funny
dfoulplay 3 years ago
hahah lol nice one, i agree with the night vision :D
12bitchmore 3 years ago
lol your funny
TwilightKid14 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
mous40 3 years ago
Well done sir.
GenestealerFiend 3 years ago 2
funny...*applause*
208.100.20.244:27015
^reverse gungame 100tic fast d/l
18+ only
letitbebroke777 3 years ago
LMao i thought it was serious at first!
and i was like wtf....
uzernayme93 3 years ago
rofl
GoGWiz 3 years ago
source de dust2?
piip75 3 years ago
u now what i call noob planting? that u did on dd2 was the badest i ever has seen u shud always plant to lang
JUST KILL YOURSELF YOU DIRTY POLACK
LUNAPOLICE 3 years ago
haha funny as
wardlaw 3 years ago
you all know this was a joke right, your all like freaking out jeez it was funny so go suck a cock
YouAllSuck000 3 years ago
you all know this was a joke right, your all like freaking out jeez it was funny so go suck a cock
YouAllSuck000 3 years ago
ur a n00b u know that?
Magnus190E 3 years ago
FACK YOU!
willokinho 3 years ago
learn to spell kid....
mojafafa 3 years ago
First of all the person who made the video is joking
Second of all hes too sarcastic
tyrant2194 3 years ago
LOL!
supppersmart 3 years ago 2
you should have salled it the counter strike finishing school for young ladys
sextoys07 3 years ago 2
u now what i call noob planting? that u did on dd2 was the badest i ever has seen u shud always plant to lang
pczycko 3 years ago
oi shut up he might be his frist time lol anyways shoot dem upper then lower
purple0wnxz1 3 years ago
You fail, this video is sarcastic.
recon455 3 years ago 4
omg man you need so much training your video i so bad but your are bader than your video you noob learn how to play cs
amethista2 3 years ago
You fail, this video is sarcastic.
recon455 3 years ago
lol
killit77 3 years ago
OMG these are supposed to be funny...but you are kicking their teeth in with the MAC.
ghostflyer 3 years ago
bad
bigpenis3473 3 years ago
LOL
tip, buy the m249 and make sure ur target is at least 200 feet away, then hold down your mouse button until ur out of ammo, (no joke, most of the time I kill them)
T2024 3 years ago
YOU ARE A NOOB!
A BIG ONE
Vieirrra 3 years ago
You are not an entertainer!
Not!
Mankemacho 3 years ago
Lmao when you got like 5 or something kills with MAC at office
"Once you go MAC, you'll never go back."
Derkks 3 years ago
actually i kinda like night vision on tunnels... i get more kills like that xD
FullMetalShaman 3 years ago
lol :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
VIRTUSPROX 3 years ago
OMG! Why havent I already thought of doing all these SUPER SMART things.. Damn.
ScheisseDich 3 years ago
HAHA!!!
u actually gave tips!
and nightvision cum mac ownage!
omnibusim 3 years ago
lmao, nightvision pwnage =]
JerseyViper 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
metalero19882 3 years ago
hahahaha
commanderbam 3 years ago
omg on what servers have you been making this video!?!? ok i understand you acted as a noob but proly others were playing seriously!?! lol they're so weak....you shooting without a scope for such a long time and noone to kill you from those stairs and much more noobish situations...lol noobs!!!!
fahrudin1990 3 years ago
lool, n00b! :S
ExcellentCS 4 years ago
wallah!!!thats so stupid!!
smcnike 4 years ago
i love these have favoourited both and good job Watsupwitdat i love u
mot249 4 years ago
Funny.
BloodBird1 4 years ago
watched part one and two, very nice work. Especially camping with the SAW, everyone loves that guy
twfoth 4 years ago
that was sooo awesome!!
SOCOM3EXPERT 4 years ago
haha good stuff
mash36 4 years ago
lol hahah "tips to sucking at cs" =D
mash36 4 years ago
dude no wonder you suck at cs cuz you dont spray an use the scope stupid douche go die some more
chewylifestyle 4 years ago
Do you choose to ignore the video's description or are you just illiterate? Probably a little bit of both...
And you need to see someone about that anger management problem, seeing how you get worked up over a stupid video like this.
WhatsUpWitDat 4 years ago
owned...
nice video! love the mac bit =D
Muppet4tw 4 years ago
lol man this is a parody ^^
the maker is a genious :P
(i like exactly this kind of humour^^)... especially because I was a big noob in css when I started playing :D
hellfireAUT 4 years ago
i like this video ^^ it's great :D
were you bored or something? ^^
hellfireAUT 4 years ago
Yeah, I was really bored 2 summers ago, during my "CS era" of gaming. Its just something that I put together in my spare time. I'm glad you liked it.
WhatsUpWitDat 4 years ago
thewyre so funy
battle285 4 years ago
u do realize the standard time for killing someone is at least 1 and a half seconds? u sprayed 3 seconds!!!
99931221 4 years ago
lol all your tips are funny and yet helpfulxD
lilsotong 4 years ago
where did you download this game
klaasisdebeste 4 years ago
Um bought it?
Nygogo 4 years ago
LMAO! scopes are for queer folk. HAHAHA
ug0tpwned 4 years ago
"you're a piece of shit, you know that" lol
zoul86 4 years ago
lol i bet this guy is pro but just acts retarted on his vids... hes pretty good with the mac 10, i would know becuz i'm on one of the top teams
adwerf 4 years ago
Haha, I'm not such a big fan of the mac
But again, very funny =]
TokenWarningLabel 4 years ago
"When you have to kill someone, it doesn't hurt to be polite."
Winston Churchill
luckyhat4 4 years ago
omfg the mac10 owns..i use it in scrims xD
genji232 4 years ago
lol he just shot people in legs with mac 10
Bojangles360 4 years ago
fuck guy mac ownage sheesh never tried dat gun b4 xD
1CYFR3SH 4 years ago
DUDE! Okay! I just tried all this and I pawned! I knew KEvlar slowed you down! And I use that awesome Uzi, and never went back! Also, the racial slurs work wonders!
emokisame 4 years ago
lol very funny
marxistsoldier 4 years ago
lol i learned so much from this :p
r3dn3ck57 4 years ago 2
serious? kevlar slows u down? maybe im just gullible. ahahahaha
dardardarvin 4 years ago
lol. just lol mate xDD
ShadowVoodooNinja 4 years ago
This video is fucking hilarious--I LOVED it.
the2ndgem 4 years ago
lol strategiz iwth ur teammates is the best
etniesNkookies 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA nothing else 2 say...
13Blitzmaster37 4 years ago 2
ROFL MAC DOMINATION!
S2frosty 4 years ago
dude, EL OH EL. that was awesome. and what are we listening to, masterpiece theatre??? great video, bro.
arashonline 4 years ago
Rofl
Quality mate, Quality.
SkiHenners 4 years ago
nice! Only noobs would believe this vid. I love it. Smart how you always say the opposite!
HiHoTheMarryMoe 4 years ago
ur a noob tho
marxistsoldier 4 years ago
LMAO
jaysilva14 4 years ago
this is awesome! what ragdoll mod u runnin?
Basskay 4 years ago
this is HILARIOUS ! ! ! nice =D
DaRk1DanDa 4 years ago
very nice lol
2819141725 4 years ago
its better to shoot in long, continuous spray and then u get pwned lol
lethalstudios 4 years ago
ffs
ch1ghit4 4 years ago
LoL.
That was hilarious!
all of those tips are all the bad ones but the guy who showed this has proven that the tips are
very useful
LLOOOLLL!!!
murshid 4 years ago
TEH MAC RULZ ;D
KonaRiders 4 years ago