Margaret Cho - ITOTIW Part 2/10

[TheUltimateUnderdog1]

Margaret: I like to think that gay guys have good bodies

Random guy: Yep

[SYTYCD4Life]

Thank you!!! Margaret Cho is so awesome! She is the gift!

[si1entB]

"i think most gay men have hot bodies" "ya" ahahaha i love that

[ronanmalchene]

Ho My God, she cracks me up!

[urmomonabun22]

i can get gay guys to dance in my house for free.



[m1ke420]

no.

[robhufford3437]

I love her facial expressions lol

[bleachgeek4973]

Galloping... Clitoris.

[MusicFreek55]

Straight porn is just ew. EW! :) Love you Maragret! :)

[Griffx52]

Dane Cook, your end is near.

[raeyn91]

When she's describing horse #2 she totally goes Aussie instead of British. XD

[RachelEMacD]

a homomoment! lol

[siculari]

Horse number toe, no dick for may

[hotfukka]

I like this audience. It's as if I'm there laughing along.

[steamingleo]

margaret.... i love you and i love lesbians everywhere. I am straight and proud to be and I want PLENTY OF DICK FOR ME!!!!!!! :D :D.... love you margaret!!!!!!

[Ajayvortexx]

@steamingleo haha theres no such thing as straight when im around xD p.s. imma lesbian (stud)



[goukaku3391]

@2:39 or @2:40 some guy responds to her "hot bodies" statement with the most affirmative "yeah" i have ever heard XD

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

@goukaku3391 HEARD IT. Hahahahhahahahahah!!:D

[alvinkim47]

wow... i can't do my homework because she's so funny

[mamajuju33]

How to find a straight , tall, gorgeous man with visible abdominal muscles?

I have one word for you: Korean. I have also see a 42 year old Chinese man that looks like he's in his 20's AND has a six pack!  Unicorns indeed gallup among us!

[aaronflameboy]

"There is no such thing as a straight man with visible abdominal muscles." Amen to that, sister.

[joeraysp]

@aaronflameboy lol they gotta be unicorns!

[guyNbluejeans]

Oink, oink.

[sugaryaoi]

I am so straight but gay porn rocks my socks off. Go margaret cho and kathy griffin!

[Zeeroyuy]

Naw. Straight men are just ugly so it helps them with imagery to see an equaly unattractive male getting it on with a far better looking woman.

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

FEK YEAH! loll

[rosalierox247]

Hey kathy griffin went on that same cruise.

[TomModernMedia]

@rosalierox247 yeeah! I saw her stand up on that! Funny stuff! :D

[DXBlacktailXD]

Horse #1 - Galloping Clitoris.

Horse #2 - Nodickforme a.k.a. Nodickforme Thank You.

[IPTBAGM]

I sucked a lot of cock and i still don't have visibile abdominal muscles. Maybe i should suck two cocks at the same time....lololololol.

JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[TheZunigal]

LMAO - I feel bad for porn actresses who have to do guys like Ron Jeremy!! GROSS!!!

[ucdnick]

"it's got a rude name don't you think....no dick for me... Should be... No dick for me, thank you!" lmao

[n2movies]

omg.. I am a straight girl and I absolutely LOVE gay porn!!!

[allroadca]

there is no straight man with visible abdominal muscles. lol

[ericunderwood]

The men in strait porn are the nastiest men you will ever see!!!! So true!!!!

[Necromasty]

THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THESE!

[TributePerson]

Gay porn is awesome :)

[hell0funkys]

"No dick for me, Thank you."

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Tidde]

If I ever get a horse I am so naming it Galloping Clitoris.

[XthunderclapzapX]

i luvs me some jeff stryker

[gringito20]

Should be: No dick for me, thank you!

[MsTeleological]

yeah, gay porn is great!

[twiztidserialkilla]

@MsTeleological Funny thing is there are a lot of straight guys that do gay porn. It pays more.

[Griffx52]

@MsTeleological is Gay Furry porn okay?

[wingslovedvalkria]

@Griffx52 yaoi fan I suspect if so I'm one tooooooooo! 8)

[Griffx52]

@wingslovedvalkria Goddamn, that comment was so long ago.

But I love Yaoi! :3

[dykerinnie]

Thanks for correcting me my friend :)

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

is that the same cruise Kathy Griffin talks about?

[1lastsoldier]

no Kathy Griffin went on the Rosie O'Donnell cruise

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

but she (Kathy) said it was lesbians and her children

[Gnickk]

Yeah, straight porn in the 70s... Margaret must be living under a rock.

[Whitemilkenator]

Who is this Jess Striker (did I spelled right?) she is talking about?

[vegemitebaby82]

His name is Jeff Stryker, and he's a porn star who supposedly has a 10 inch dick....

[Gnickk]

Jeff Striker is a porn star. Turn off your filtering and then image search his name.

[Nick7nick]

I love the face she makes at 4:56-5:07.

"You know see gunna fuck Blair!"

[543johnson]

I luv MC and I luv this movie... but... seriously... are the Chippendales' dancers REALLY REALLY gay or not??

[hike132]

lol, no XD. just check their website.

[thunderthings]

is she lesbian

[dykerinnie]

Yes, she is a lesbian :-)

[UltraViolet93]

actually shes bisexual but she prefers girls i think lol

[dykerinnie]

Oh is that right?! She came to perform at one of our gay bar and she was announced a lesbian...but who knows she might be bi and prefers girls more as you said, haha.

[aipyor]

no she's married, but hooks up with all types of people

[hike132]

she's bi

[Deathismetal666]

@hike132 She is not Bi She is I

[matboy891]

@Deathismetal666 lol, from beautiful? love it

[AddictedtoBlistex]

Oh my God, I feel kind of ashamed that I know who Jeff Stryker is, but it's awesome to hear someone talk about him :D xD

[jebusi]

what is the name of the porn star that shw is talking about

[acapella82slc]

he is in powertool

[elmando5]

U gotta suck c**k to get that stomach muscle LOL!!!

[clubheadxtasy2]

didn't she use that olivia cruises joke in another special?

[Nick7nick]

I think you are thinking of Assassin. And it was a joke about a cruise for gay men.

[mysoulmyself]

thank you SO MUCH for uploading! <3

she is AMAZINGLY funny, and is a beautiful person! I love you Margaret! :)

[cxtchphrxse]

"kind of a rude name, don't you think? no dick for me...

it should be, 'no dick for me, thank you!'"

ahahaha, i love her. :)

[sou1eat3r]

rude name? should be no dick for me

THNAK YOU BAHAHAHAHA XD

[Evalinthania]

''Galloping Clitoris"!!!

[spyro2001207]

wtf it sounds british u idiot!!! hav u ever heard a british or austrailian accent?!

[crazyhaysy]

her british accent sounds more australian

[Semirhage666]

"You need to suck cock to get that kind of muscle definition"

[MrHorse10]

best joke ever.

[Nick7nick]

Which one?

[sahem62896]

doesn't work for women..... you know I tried!!!!

LOL, she's the best!

[0dour]

this has me in stitches every time i watch...funniest show EVER

[ThereGoesKitty]

"horse no.2 no dick for me"

"quite a rude name it should be no dick 4 me, thank you" LMAO

[Arricinar]

LOLOLOL Its the new exercise craze! Suck a d*ck, grow a peck!

[candygurl1393]

i'm not gay and i fucking love her lol

[Bladesaturn]

I love Margaret Cho, I'm not gay myself, but i've got friends who are, and they introduced me to her stuff, OMG it's SO freakin' funny!!!

[aaronsings007]

Lol yea same here, she's hilariously funny and you don't even gotta be gay to like her.

[JRodFilms]

lol @ all the bi people. what a couple more years, youll be gay and never want a woman again....actaually why do people say their bi, they are never with women!!

[culokristof]

LOL, why does she sound so much like Sue Barker at the end

[alxbandit]

horse number 2.

nodickforme

[Slack3ron]

i have those muscles XD

[halfbloodwolf93]

I'm your fan just 'cause you said that XD

[Slack3ron]

what? i just do... i dont care if it means im gay (im bi lol)

[halfbloodwolf93]

Exactly. XD I might not have those muscles, but i'm bi too.

[Slack3ron]

yoohoo go bi ppl!

nice to meet ya^^

[seattletaytay]

horse number one...

my fav. part

[ChiakiKomatsu]

"I saw your show, I saw Jeff Striker, and I saw The Lion King, I can die now."

[hotwaiter]

"it's any kind of sea mammal really. Whaaaales, MAN-AH-TEEEEE" hahahaha that's hysterical.

[gyqz]

Thanx, Vamripire, for posting this...here in holland she's not none that well...But I LUVVVVVVVVVVV her!!! Bless you for posting!!

[tpy3]

Margret Cho is one of my favs....I'm the guy from Louisiana that she talks about in this clip.

[JaimeStrikesAgain]

Really?!?! Hahahaha

[russ2246]

You saw her show, you saw Jeff Stryker's show and you saw the lion king...

and you're still alive!! :D

[JeweliaKittie81]

I love the straight porn vs. gay porn. Margaret Cho is the best. What a goddess

[Lemark89]

Were you looking at her or her or her or her or her....well were you!?!

Hilarious

[Kijanawazhere]

Margaret Cho is amazing!

[ARTeen101]

"rather rude name dont u think it should be no dick for me, thank you."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[QueerSwede]

She´s fab!

[wayiswho]

lmao im dying

"you need to suck cock to get that kind of muscle definition"

[Jeremybeach]

hoahse numbahhhh one--galloping clitowis!

omggggggggg i'm dying here!

[Ramsgate15]

shes got some moxy saying all this with her parents in the audience and knowing they are in the audience, go her!

(ps- i dont know why i said moxy lol)

[trashleyrx]

Love her, but what the hell does she have ON?

[lordofthepies7]

love her new show on vh1

[ashleychance15]

Margaret Cho is so funny!!

"host number 1 galloping clitoris"

Funny!!!!!!!!

[darknessshuriken]

...Wouldn't that be horse number 1?

[khnarutolover]

dude, she is a comedian! she is just saying these things to bve funny, she isnt serious. CHILL

[uhhhhtaco]

Hahaha a whole bunch of women on the same cycle is SCARRRY. i know..i went to beauty school

[FelixOcato]

She's a comedian.

She was joking.

It's spelled sculptural.

Calm down.

[unionjacklyn]

Thank you!

[musicalhellraiser]

yea laserpenta, stop being so defensive, it makes you look gay getting so worked up

[ChiakiKomatsu]

Christ on a crutch, take a joke man.

[KidPunkStar101]

"You need to suck cock to get that kind of muscle defination!" soo true... and Thats why i have my 6-pac booyah haha

[RavenBlaze]

no she if a "FAG HAG", didn't you catch that? And you know, the easiest way to tell if someone is gay? if they use insults against people on the basis of there sexual orientation.

[fanguism]

your argument is weak u know what? how is that even logical. anyway if your parents are gays u would not even be here and making nonsensical comments on youtube. think about that ;)

[RavenBlaze]

Actually "behave opposite and persecute those who behave the way you feel" were defense mechinisms put forth by Freud and supported by others. And being that my folks were from an area and genneration who were told to never express homosexual feelings, its possible one of them (or a relative in my family) was gay and because of social pressure hid it. Besides if I was not here what difference would it make? One less person over populating the earth might be a good thing.

[JRRDPR]

All the homophobes are dumb and you are no exception.Who cares what Freud said??:-)If you hate someone for sexual orientation you can be hated for being a dickhead with women.Can't you??

[aaronsings007]

I totally agree. People who make fun of others cause of their sexual orientation often are just trying to hide their own confusion.

[lkafjkakjf333]

i agree!

[Ma3Hu1]

"...They go crazy for the dolfins, I don't know what it is, I think it's the blowhole!" lmao

[xthatkidd]

'thats kind of rude dont you think.. no dick for me, it should be.. no dick for me... thank you.' Lmao. :]

Oh I love you Margarat.

[Lynnengrad]

"I went to Alaska because Lesbians love Whale-Watching.

THEY FUCKIN LOVE IT!"

Hahahaha! Oh god Marg Cho you're amazing <3

[Ace7of7Cups]

Finally another female that likes (male) gay porn!!!!

[Ace7of7Cups]

I don't need to pay for chip and dales...>> my response: exactly

[luvmuzik03]

Ace7of7Cups:

Table for two!

It's tha shit...

:)

[oODeeJayTomOo]

at 7:27 when she sais "horse number 1..." you can hear someone laughing realy hard which made me laugh even harder...so funny! lol

[Elysia07]

The closest I've gotten to gay porn is Queer as Folk and ameture gay erotica, I'm scared to go past that.

[RoseyDanes]

She is SO right about gay porn being hot. The men in gay porn are usually so beautiful.

[sandrafrancisco]

"where you looking at her or her, her, her, her, her, or her...well were you!?" rofl nice XD

[woof3x]

whale watching is also in kathy griffin's performance. love these comedians.

[Soramitchell]

when she said "i like to think most gay men have hot bodies" you can hear some guy go "yeah"

lol

[cinnamonchica]

it is true i heard that yeah

[woof3x]

how random! yeah.

[Shrubbs]

I can attest to that!

[muskinilukun]

Horse number one, galloping clitoris.

My favourite part, she's at her best.

[xsqueefluffx]

lesbians love whale watching , they fucking love it! they love it more than pussy

[rebldomakr99]

The Jo/Blair moment is classic!!

[aharris82]

"Were you looking at her, or her, or her, or her, or her, or her, or her?!" LOL

[multiplez]

The men in straight porn are the most disgusting men you will ever see in your life.

[rawrmifami13]

"you need to suck cock, to get that kind of muscle definition. *bends over*" wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oow, i love her

[dramadrama6694]

"I saw your show, I saw Jeff Stryker's show, and I saw the Lion King. I can die now." LMFAO

[masameus]

My favorite moment at 02:25 xD

[luvmuzik03]

I know mine too! I laughed too!

[Tage114]

U need to suck cock to get that kind of muscle defintion LMFAO!!

[DesertWind1991]

thay go crazzy for the dolfins, i dont know why that is. I think its the blow holes....

lol! This woman is gold!

[psychologycris]

lolololol!!!!!

[chevrox]

"no dick for me, thank you!"

ROFLMAO

[max28809]

"i can get gay guys to dance in my house for free." LMFAO! and i totally agree... straight porn is just... ugh. no thanks.

[HyugaHinatafan810417]

OMG I think so too.

[MezzoGoddess]

I actually love it that she's gone political. I adore her opinions and, if I were her, I'd never leave the Republican convention. I'd just keep ranting for days.

[killersalvy]

lol "horse number 2......noo dick for me" LMAO!!!

[Ramsgate15]

if only that was true, id have a six pack right now lol

[putasuzia]

I loved her years ago. I don't think she's funny any more. Margaret has become too political. It's said because she was so cute back then.

[flboy1982]

last time I checked, dolphins had blowholes as well.

[DJJaxofSactown]

i did not know that...

[southpark87]

yep.

[aozpouc]

you are just shit.