SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD ANSWERS QUESTIONS AND SOLVES WORLD PROBLEMS

[thenewmike2012]

ridiculous!

[ThatPhilosopher]

ignorant people claim to be smart, smart people claim to be ignorant.

[chichilopa]

u have nice calico back there sir :)

[nivel97]

your mind is better than the computer,must well you show me how u memorize and not just saying that u can memorize better than the computer< dont be show off man and i dont think u are smarter than elbert einstein and why dont u invent a new formula for math or anything

[SteveSlaughter1]

This is actually very cute. Although your intent was obviously humor, I do indeed sense wisdom and serenity within you. Namaste :-)

[marzto]

This is a joke, right?

[PrayerSkillcape]

I think he got the title wrong. "Best Rhymer"

[zactaylor1]

nodip a kid is smarter then a super computer and i think there is a gas leck under his home

[ShrapmaElite]

"And a memory that is more than photographic." That was just too far man... And why do you always look off to the side? Are you just using a teleprompter? lol It sure looks like it, especially with the glare in your glasses, unless you're recording from your webcam... then again, there really is no way to tell.

[3xtremewaffel]

Prove you are the worlds smartest man.........

[slay315]

"my mind is better then a super computer"

The use of 'then' is incorrect.

Try again.

[chicagoalmose]

@slay315 thanks for the heads up- i spell FUNetically. I have both a poetic and comic licence.

[OriginalMindTrick]

This is hilarious.

Keep it up worlst smartest man!

[armedforces1000]

well yeah?

then what's my real name?

[bentarver]

hilarious after watching chris langan

[FlowLox]

chaos happens, the ability to stabilize this dynamic is intelligence, being cute helps

[flamingred10]

like do you know how to fix it im laid off.

[chicagoalmose]

@flamingred10 age, gender, city, education, previous job????

[chicagoalmose]

@flamingred10 search for Dell official web site. They have tech support there.

[FER1PMD]

This remind me of Confucius's teachings.

[bloodstone1445]

OMG a cat!

[MRXFX91]

An high IQ means nothing. You can get all math problems on it right and all other questions wrong but it will still show avg to high results.

[FER1PMD]

@MRXFX91 I believe that Intelligence comes in all angles from experience of what life gives you too the creativity you create on the palm of your hand.

[unityelt]

i would believe that he is at least smart if he didnt had to read what he has to say hehe

[gingowitch]

what do u think about circumcision.

[chicagoalmose]

@gingowitch it hurts! and I am against it. It is against nature and not necessary.

[gingowitch]

@chicagoalmose me too. it actually makes people's heads smaller, both on the penis and the brain. It is a crime against nature and life itself. We need to end it! Here in america they lie to the boys and say it is necessary.

[AaronPatrickLeeMusic]

@chicagoalmose: Let's not commit the naturalistic fallacy.

[23parkour23]

@chicagoalmose You deserve way more views and likes than what you have! The problem with getting so many dislikes is that you claim to be the smartest man in the world. Even if the smartest man in the world would make a video and would claim to be the smartest man in the world he would still get dislikes even though he tells the truth -- that's how people are. If I were you, I would rename the video to, "The Smartest Man in the World -- Poem." I loved the poem; it was genius!

[chicagoalmose]

3556 views at contest start

[Kwizdot]

you aint got no photographic memorie, your reading all of that off your your screen, why?

[chicagoalmose]

@Kwizdot this is a comedy!

[Kwizdot]

@chicagoalmose oh fair enough i take it back i didnt realise lol

[Flowz6666]

Deep blue? You make me laugh. How about you beat Chess Master. Also, your answers are quite simple with no depth and could be answered by any average brain.

[UDontKnowMe2010ify]

when is the world going to end?

[chicagoalmose]

@UDontKnowMe2010ify NEVER

[sawman85]

@UDontKnowMe2010ify The question is wrong. Every next step in time is the end of the previous world if you consider change as beginning or end. In a few (billion) years, the sun will change from a small yellow star to a red giant. When that change occurs, the sun will eat the earth. You could call that the end of this world...

[87jive]

he should be a rapper. give him a beat and he will go triple platinum in t first two days.

[izaak791]

lol ! your mind is better than a computer but yet you can't remember a 2mns poem?

[blaziermissy]

Summary: Don't try to solve problems...pretend they don't exsist.

Don't use your power to work with other and collectively solve problems, let us be merry and ignore those starving and the earth, air, water and sunlight being polluted. Do not have the foresight to see that this path is our own destruction.

Amen?

[Jbeliski]

patrich, it was a fine poem. Sorry didn't see the humor in your joke.

[chicagoalmose]

thanks JB, who is patrich?

[maximpatrich]

if you have photographic memory, then you shouldn't have to read from a script. :P

[keanghiero]

Nice poem, prof.

5*****

all the best

Kean

[chicagoalmose]

thanks Kean