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  • This proves that when fat chicks get up with slimmer guys NOTHING good will come!

  • The plaintiff is overweight, I think she has a lot of free time too

  • this is so typical..

  • Ladies and gentlemen. The "Greatest Nation on Earth".

  • Funny... she doesn't look pregnant.

  • typical americans

  • @adamchoj12 I agree, because I live in the US since 1994, I don't see anything like this in Belgium (my hometown/birthplace).

  • Zach Galifianakis ?

  • She's purrrdy..

  • Hey,it's Meatloafs' daughter.heh,heh.

  • Crystal, pfffft. More like 'clod of earth'.

  • She really spits her words...

  • omg/ how could anyone tackle that lump of lard??? he must have used a pound of flour and found the wet spot!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zoedaria lol, you realize that the big girls have all kinds of extra places to put it and it doesn't even have to be the right place.

  • @zoedaria The mind boggles!!!!!!!!!

  • Dude, Allods is free and fucking better (if you understand Russian).

  • Rusty Cuyler's mom.

  • "I'm a private investigator." LOL.... right.

  • I didn't know Jigglypuff could sue.

  • It's nice to see an obese white woman on JJ for a change.

  • Why do I keep pressing the videos of fat chicks in the thumbnails? I think I have cyber diabetes now.

  • @BreathlessEndeavours Like you I have a morbid fascination with distorted bodies.I was born in Ireland shortly after WW2 when food was still rationed and people would shout at greedy fat people in the street. This bag of lard would make three fat people from my day.Being a third of her weight people would try to cover it up, but it now is popular to involve us all in every bulge and fold and rash.

  • The defendant is one of those people who says "as far as" and then never says "is concerned"; that alone is grounds to find against him.

  • the defendant reminds me of a character that Zach Galafanakis does lol....

  • Wow...any more "Muffin" on the Plaintiff and you'll find her behind the counter for sale at Dunkin Donuts.

  • You got a kid, man-up like she has, take care of your kid. Simple as that.

  • @peekaboo2Icu Haha Good one (: if only they had that plastered on bill boards where people like this live

  • OMG this is a first for me. I've never before seen someone so fat that you actually cannot tell that she is pregnant and about to give birth. That's scary to me.

  • She's so fuckin hawt!

  • @enisorian This is an episode about some dumb idiots who are white - and somehow you manage to see and inject some racism against black people into it.

    What a bizarre person you are....you must be white trash also I think??

  • @MrMoralMan black is dirt

  • @goeslikewubwubwub Another dipshit.

  • @MrMoralMan your just a dirty Judgmental worthless American

  • @goeslikewubwubwub Nice try dickhead - but i'm British. Now go find something else to stereotype in life.

  • @MrMoralMan Yeah, funny how often you see that on YouTube, isn't it?

  • Its so disgusting to hear the triumph in her voice at @3.35

  • Urrrgghhh...the woman is annoying and not too bright, but this guy is just an aggravating loser...

  • @enisorian Your comment was so unnecessary...

  • Oh my...

  • I love how most of the comments are about the woman being overweight and not the man being a lazy douche. Very mature.

  • reminds me of Zach Galifianakis

  • That woman is a dumb bitch. Guy is pretty irresponsible.

  • @XChildeofMalkavX So they are a match made in heaven!!

  • why people who come onto these shows are mostly so obese? they fighting about the smallest amount of money and looking from their size that's what they spend a day on food alone

  • I earn more than him working 4 hours a week at University as a tour guide and I'm doing that job simply because I enjoy it.... Another basement dweller hooked up on WoW who needs to grow the fuck up... jeez.

  • omg its lumpy space princess, like omg

  • The guy looks a bit like howard from big bang theory

  • The D kinda looks like Zack Galifinakisteinberg

  • I could never tell she's pregnant

  • @emmasir I can't tell that she's pregnant, usually I could tell that overweight women are pregnant

  • cup cup cakes yummmmmmmmmmm fat fat bitches weeeeeeeeeeew

  • Why do people never have bank accounts on Judge Judy? I've had a bank account as long as I can remember.

  • She may be grating and abrasive, but he's a loser. 

  • I know everyone is hating on her, but it's not cool. So many people raised in foster care don't have many advantages, and they're not given very good examples of how to live. There are exceptions, but not many. I doubt life has been easy on her. Be nice.

  • She sounds like Roseanne

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  • Child support is money not watching the child not buying sneaker every once and awhile. The grocery store wants money, the doctor wants money, the life,dental,and health insurance requires money --- not other things. Child support is money -- nothing else.

  • Who the hell would be able to get aroused long enough to make a baby with her? I'm not talking about her physical appearance - I'm talking about her personality. She's nasty and two-faced. I wouldn't trust her with a rabid skunk that was half-dead.

  • she's a beast....with a bad attitude and a stinky ass crack.

  • Hmmm, you may be fat, if your pregnant but no one can tell

  • I think JJ confuzes a LOT of idiot dads. My brother for example, if he was asked if he paid his baby mama child support, he would say no, BUT he does help with the baby.. I think she needs a new sort of, dumbed down way to ask that question if she's gonna be dealing with idiots

  • oh god, low self fat woman esteem, fucks idiotic idiot.

  • Judge Judy: "Why aren't you paying child support?"

    Defendant: "Because she never requested it."

    I knew Judge Judy was going to skewer him for that.

  • Her married name: McCullough-Culkin.

  • Summary of this case: GROSS.

  • Just look ing at the Plaintiff makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

  • @TheSplendidMinx Her rolls hypnotize you, it's like watching a block of jell-o dance gracefully on a shaky boat on the deep sea

  • @EagleEye910638

    I'll see you in court for making that comment Asshole.

  • " i didn't kick him out , i begged him not to go."

    she says that with such pride ..

  • Somebody's been watching too much Magnum P.I. XD

  • I wonder if there is mould within those fat-flaps! Hmmmmm

  • @RVBOY2 / there could be a whole community!!!

  • warcraft is for fags

  • DUDE!! Count your blessings that she kicked you out! What were you thinking?!

  • "Went back to living in mommy's basement"?

    Better than living in a troll's bedroom

  • Warcraft over child support. Oh Internet, you never disappoint.

  • Jesus woman, your in court!

    - Die those roots and put your hair up, or curl it or something.

    - Put on a decent shirt, hopefully something with a collar, or with some shape, not some lumpy sweater buy clothes that fit!.

    - a little mascara wouldnt hurt, and ffs fix your eyebrows.

    - there is a little something called "spanx" gooogle it.

    Im a big girl (not as big as her). When your a big girl you can be beautiful, but you have to work a little harder at it...she is embarrasing

  • @RavenMarx Normally, I don't respond to comments on YouTube, but I couldn't help myself after reading yours. You must be the poster child for big beautiful women since you seem to be the authority on clothes, make-up, hair & Spanx, but no one would know it since you don't include a picture of yourself on your user profile. BTW... "you're" not "your" - "dye" not "die" - "google" not "gooogle" - "I'm" not "Im" - "embarrassing" not "embarrasing" ...stop judging others, it only makes you look bad.

  • @amandajoyg

    Oh wow! Thank you so much for responding to my comments when you do so so rarely, I feel eternally blessed to be graced with your tidings of proper grammar and life lessons.

    lol

  • @RavenMarx

    Dude, I think you deliberately missed the point.

    She was using your repeated mistakes to show you that you're not perfect, so shouldn't set yourself up as the authority over others.

  • she has the biggest gunt I've seen in awhile.

  • How heavy is your child?

  • warcraft fag

  • A good father? A good father would do anything to financially support his kids!!

  • The tragic thing in all this is that the woman would be extremely hot if she lost around 10 stone!! ;(

  • @ the peeps who think hes good looking...buy a new monitor...yuk

  • @Pauly69s exactly. hes slick tho. he thinks he is anyway. shes better off without him.

  • Respond to this video..i knew some posters would say something about her weight. this case wasnt about that..

  • @40390576 Quite easily actually. The simplest way is blocking the entire country from using the internet, or blocking anyone from accessing US based sites, both of which they could do. And beyond that, the US owns the majority of websites. .com, org, etc. are all owned by the US and access can be removed at anytime.

  • She's MASSIVE.

  • wow.. she's HUGE.. :)

  • This guy gives gamers a bad rep. I play video games but I know when to put the controller down and do work!

  • He is very good looking... These people need to move! And get a damn bank account! wtf

  • PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR!? HAHA OKAY

  • @Chumpster1981 hahahahaha I'm a part time "secret agent/super hero" so i can see where he is coming from

  • dumass people

  • @56Danny1 That's dumbass.. Not dumass.

  • @Chumpster1981 same shit

  • He is really cute

  • Two screwed people in a screwed fight.

  • @40390576 The "Protecting Our Children From Internet Pornography" bill is one example of idiots in congress harming the internet. The IP infrastructure is not very diversified at all and those corporations and many in congress look out for each other's interests more than their customers'/constituents'. I'm not saying 1 government can stop IP communication, I'm just saying that large governments have more power than anyone over the communications providers in their jurisdiction.

  • these people are depressing me and need to be sterilized

  • Woman, lose that bitchy attitude, get yourself fit and attractive for the father of your children, maybe he'll stick around.

    Man, get the fuck off your ass and find gainful employment. Throw away your computer games. Move back and support your child.

    Both. Learn some responsibility, foresight, and get bank accounts. And birth control.

  • @greenjeansmjr Especially the birth control. Although you'd think that looking at her, she IS birth control...to a guy's point of view anyway.

  • Big fat lazy welfare sow go to obecker06. the same lady......

  • WHY DO GROWN ASS PEOPLE HAVE NO BANK ACCOUNTS.

  • GO GET FUCKING JOBS.

  • what was he drinking or smoking when he had sex with that whale?

  • Her 11 year old grandkid could make $300/mo. selling cans of coke? Huh?

  • Instructions for using a condom...... You don't put the condom over your head when you have sex.(so you can't see who you're doing)...you put it over stiffy.....this is how you stop having kids with someone you can't stand.

  • She's a cosmetologist? HAHAHAHA XD

  • A private investigator? Idiot, playing LA Noir does not qualify you as being an real investigator.

  • As fucked as she's been treated, I have no pity... Her aggravating tone has drained the care right outta me... they deserve each other

    How do these goons NOT have 1 bank account between'em.

  • The tone in her voice when she says "Warcraft account" makes me think she's a very demanding, very bitchy witch of a woman. Why would anyone procreate with that?

  • He went wit that.? some men are so deaperate they go with anything.

  • I cannot stand to watch this great big fat whale of woman. She is aged 26, a mother (therefore responsible for others) and MORBIDLY OBESE. Oh and she's called Crystal (OK that's not her fault), I don't really like the defendant but please. She's unbearable.

  • @MinnieMouse1975 i dont see what being big has to do with it. shes is beautiful. personality sucks though

  • That horrific, vicious beast was on JJ before. She had 3 kids, two of them taken away (so far) sponged off someone and trashed that person's car by filling it with a ton of disgusting fast food packages and garbage.

    Something is seriously wrong with her head and there must be something wrong with him too. She needs to be taken to a vet and spayed.

  • @Pat2296 "fat horrifc beast" - well said! Sad though, for the children.

  • I don't get all that hate towards the lady, she's overweight , so ? She's not your gf .

    The guy is a total deadbeat and an asshole and if he didn't like her then he shouldn't have had kids with her.

  • This is terrible how these people are allowed to breed.

  • I bet when she farts, it takes like 3 hours to exit her fat ass.

  • Who is JJHQ?

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  • She is a great big disgusting whale of a woman.I can tell that she smells and probably has sores beneath her flab flaps.Not that i like him very much...

  • @JJHQQueenYT2007 oh fuck right off

  • He has a BBW fetish.

  • Forget the Plaintiff. The Defendant is a loser who cannot support himself let alone his two children. And, how old is he that he still plays video games while not looking for a job?! Unbelievable!  He is a child in a man's body!

  • One word for Miss Piggy: D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G!!!

  • All she needs is a viking hat and the picture will be complete.

  • Boy, the plaintiff not only looks like Roseanne Barr but she sounds exactly like her too. It's freaky!

  • Roseanne she AIN'T

  • american champions

  • The "P" attitude sucks and she needs to push back from the table sometime, and stop with the just because your my babydaddy YOU GOTTA attitude...Get the heck out of her. He needs to run fast and listen to his MOM!!!! Run Forest Run!!!! LOL

  • can't blame the def, the pl let herself go

  • "Good for you!" - JJ

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

  • The defendent has no bank account...is not good at keeping receipts...but had to get a title loan on a car to play a video game..lol.

    This is our children people...don't expect your kids to take care of you in your old age.

  • I still respect the Defendant more because he's not huge.

  • There is something quite likeable about the plaintiff... she is straight forward and takes no shit! I like her!

  • @JJHQQueenYT2007 I hope you get colon cancer

  • Oh right! I thought I saw this before. So many people are going on about how fat she is/how dumb he is/how lazy they both are. Personally, when I saw that piece of white paper "evidence" on which even the word "balance" was misspelled being passed off as a kind of receipt from the loan company, I was actually embarrassed that a fellow member of the human race could really think that was going to fool anyone, let alone a judge. First time I saw this, I actually switched it off at that point. Sick

  • @pitcalco I think you're forgetting that the plaintiff would've been spending too much time eating to learn how to spell. :)

    I really do hate the plaintiff, though. She's utterly pathetic, trying to take back a man who didn't work and who cheated on her. No fucking wonder she grew up in foster care, the desperate piece of trash. If I'd had a kid like that, I would've gotten rid of it, too.

  • @nicolebmoviesFTW2 What a lovely person you are.

  • @mariahmadrileno The plaintiff is pathetic, dishonest, and illiterate. And fat. I'm calling 'em how I see 'em. :)

  • @nicolebmoviesFTW2 Please don't ever have kids.

  • @woohooness13 BAAAAAW~ Excuse me for not wanting a fat, illiterate, dishonest, pathetic child. I guess I'm just picky like that.

  • @nicolebmoviesFTW2 You always have a way with words, Nicole. I guess that is why I am so fond of you, when so many others are not. :o)

  • @pitcalco I love Nicole too. She can rip the head off any YouTube enemy in 2.3 seconds and she won't give up. She's almost as vicious as I am.

  • @reymatt76 LOL! Thanks. I am pretty vicious! ;)

  • @pitcalco AW! Thank you! ^_^

  • Oh man, not JJHQ again! (Nice how she threw Sirknight under the bus as well).

    Threatening people is not my style, so I don't want to be misunderstood, but I do think JJHQ should keep in mind that computers and software apps are advancing everyday and it will not be long, for better or worse, before people can track down individual posters/bloggers etc. I doubt JJHQ would be so smug once her real name and address become known. I suggest she mind her manners.

  • @pitcalco Oh that day is here and has been.It is VERY easy to track down people like her :)

  • @thebjm21 How interesting....(mwah ha ha ha ha ha!!)

  • Her name is Shirley from the Westboro Baptist Church..............go figure.@pitcalco

  • @pitcalco, yesterday a JJ account has been shut down.

  • @cm5783 Oh really? That is a shame. Which one?

  • @pitcalco, JJSheindlin. Found the channel day before yesterday, subbed, wanted to go there today and gone it was by violation CBS etc. You know.. You can check it out.

  • @pitcalco what is the hq supposed to stand for?

  • @IHeArTrOcK20 I am guessing "headquarters". However, "habromaniacal quat" is more like it,

  • @IHeArTrOcK20 Heavy Queen?

  • @pitcalco what you don't seem to realize is that as security/tracing advances so does counter intelligence/evasion. As long as the government doesn't basically take over and shut down the internet, which they're trying to do, the independent, passionate people who actually have a cause will always win over the organizations who are working for profit. Trust me, I've seen it a million times.

  • @kyebean That may be, which is actually a good thing. However, in the hands of a miserable clown like JJHQ it just means trouble.

  • In my opinion, anyone who puts his dick in the plaintiff qualifies as having post-traumatic stress disorder and should be compensated by the government. And if not that, then perhaps he can write off the child support as charitable donations since anyone who fucks that beast woman is clearly performing charity work.

  • @reymatt76 LOL!

  • they both sound like they r there to just milk whatever they can frm the show...