Cain and Abel - The Real Consequences of Murder!

[grumpyguts1967]

this guy is a star lol..at .35 seconds i roared out loud lol

[kalsolarUK]

@grumpyguts1967 lol, thanks for that - been a while since I posted this one!

[TheUberCayk]

bloody brilliant

[klevdav]

How did u keep from laughing at the end , when u said," you know it makes sense", rofl , rofl , rofl, rofl,

[martyperson]

why was God not happy with cains offering, yet happy with able, or not the words of God, ADAMS , is it not he that was unhappy with cains offering from the fruits of the earth, yet happy with ables offering of the fats of this land,,,it seems to me that the greater sin was concieved by ADAM, who decieved Eve, when as the snake,THAT BEAST,, HE SAID, with a whisper, to Eve surely you WILL not die, if you take from the tree of life, for the deception of man and woman, WAS IN PLACE in this, race

[Nilsy1975]

LOL :-)

[JPO1618]

Brilliant. This is my favourite thing to do with the Bible, retelling it with appropriate comedic effect. Such a funny book.

[PHANTOMSLAYER777]

???

[artgoat]

"No, well I cant be bloody everywhere at once, can I?" That's one thing I love about the O.T. The number of people who can hide behind a rock from an omniscient, omnipresent, omnicognisant, infinite being--SUCCESSFULLY I might add.

[cjellwood]

strange how god placed a protection order on Cane after he commits murder. Anyone that touched Cane would recieve gods wrath 10 fold

hmmm

[TheRhinoAutobot]

wow i didnt know that the bible was a comedy mystery,

EPIC FAAAIL!!!!!

[aartvegan]

Biblegod fail.

[bladedaemon666]

hmmm giant pussy......hmmm......who wants to die? :D

[bds10181978]

you're mom does

[bladedaemon666]

wow, congratz you get the piece of shit award,i sugest you seek some treatment or medication thou i doubt anything on the market could help. good luck with that.

[lord69z]

The second i heard the british accent i knew it what the video was gonna be like, lol i love how you guys dropped religion.

(probably from all the religious shit you dealt with during the ages)

[tigerboyX]

Cain and Able would be our uncle

[BlueEye222]

I'm crying with laughter! This is brilliant - You like tall woman don't you?

[kalsolarUK]

lol, thanks for that..the bible stories are always fun to parody....not that they dont usually parody themselves of course!

[Bleuesoul89]

is it true that after cain killed able god gave him the mark of the beat and made him a black man and said all man shall wail upon him

[safenders]

I'm a christian and I think you are a very funny. I have to admit the way you retell the stories makes me laugh every time. I guess, although I am a believer, one has to have a sense of humor about things.

[sidewinderguy]

So if god ordered someone to kill you and your family (for example), you would have a sense of humor about that? How can you both realize how ridiculous these stories are (ie. your laughter) but at the same time "believe"? Sorry, I don't mean to pry, I'm just curious.

[safenders]

Just because I am a believer doesn't mean I can't see things from many perspectives. I have questioned many times if God is real or not, and if he is, does that mean he is the God of the bible?Trying to answer your question is difficult because my perspective is one that I have acquired over many years.On one hand I look at the story from the perspective of a nonbeliever and it does seem funny.However as a "Christian" the story has a very deep meaning. It's very personal and not easy to explain.

[truth96130]

The bible did not say (Cain found his wife (IN) the land of Nod.

My theory- Over time as Able and Cane were growing up, they had sisters that were also growing up with them. His wife was one of his sisters.

[mattlark74]

Genesis is such a deep book. Moby Dick is shallow as a puddle when compared! It parables the life of man begins with "In the Begining" ends with "In a coffin in Egypt". Abel as a name is a play on the hebrew word 4 "Keeper"...1st sarcasm in the world was "am I the Keeper's Keeper?" Also beautiful n the use of the hebrew word 4 rain& rainbow. God hangs up his "bow" after the flood. A cursory read in english sounds like silliness, respectfully read 4 the aincient book it is, & it's life changing.

[JohnLArmstrong]

I've heard what happened to Cain.

He became the first vampire, learned his supernatural powers from Lilith and sired three childer who in turn sired the founders of the 13 vampire bloodlines. At least that's what the Book of Nod says (Vampire: The Masquerade RPG).

Sorry, couldn't help geeking out for a moment.

[Mchitler08]

does anybody know about the cain and abel password cracking program?

[overide1234]

wtf? haha. look on the related videos.

[SuperiorSavior]

The reason murder is a crime now is that we're breaking Cain's copyright on it :p

[kalsolarUK]

indeed...lol!

[00bsweet00]

The creature mocking his Creator ,again?

[Blarson11]

The real story is this.Cain a.k.a(Kahn) and Abel a.k.a(short for Abraham father of the hebrews).Kahn or Cain was banished to the East of Eden which is in the middle east.And Abel's decendents went west. Cain a.k.a Kahn is still bitter about being denied his birth right even to this day thus creating "The Cause" which is the root of wars and terorism.Abel's decendents who are now known as the Jews,Isreal,and the west a.k.a the infidels to this day are still under attack from Cain a.k.a Kahn.

[psyco4cp]

how did able have decendants adam and eve were the first 2 people cain and able were the next 2 thats 4 people there are no women for cain or able to marry and have children

[Vayne15367]

listen to slayer

[otherworldz]

cain (in arabic) means "plow" or "hoe". abel (in arabic) means "camel". thus, agriculture destroyed the nomadic way of life. yes, jehovah hid dinosaur bones in the earth to test our faith.

[Mchitler08]

hahahahah wtf is that stupid explanation for dinosaur bones?

[JacobCain86]

this is the truest story i have ever heard

[J43fan]

that wasnt all that happened

[vrrc0]

cool m8!!!

thats was great!!! keep going m8 ur doing it very good, i've been in church and i was thinking to do the same thing unless it is an skect and i speak spanish more fluenty than english anyway i live in london i hope see more thing from you m8 good luck!!!!!!!!! from a friend VICO

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks Vico, much appreciated, there will be more soon.

[Eldxale]

Yep. You eat an apple and every one of your descendants is punished for 4000 years, but if you kill your brother, you get a wife and a wicked cool tattoo.

[91BROWNIE91]

@Eldxale dude it wasnt an apple clearly..or any type of fruit for that matter...it was symbolic for communing with the serpent

[dechha1981]

LOL I can see what Sonja was talking about

[BoozyBeggar]

Shit, I'm a kill me a ma'afucka right now. I can't wait fo some 3 ft diameter boobies and nipples the size of pizzas!

[Checkpoint360]

LOL

[2012andBeyonD]

Sponsored by a big church in London, they began to search all the city's from the old testament around the 1880's. They found all of them except 3. In those city's they found libraries. In those libraries they found the original story of genesis. This original Sumerian version is 3000 years older then the first Jewish version. I have the translations on my profile. Are you ready to be confronted with the original version?

[philip1201]

where does it say that there are giants there?

funny video

[kalsolarUK]

there are giants mentioned in the earlier parts of genesis briefly and they are mentioned in other parts of the bible too.

[ripican]

is it true that these giants were descendents of the fallen angels who copulated with the beautiful women(originally descendents of Cain)?

[kalsolarUK]

Quite possibly...thats probably a story from the excluded book of Enoch (I think).

[toolworks]

Evolution > Creationism.

[crawhip2]

You're entitled to your own opinion

[GermanExceptionalism]

What about his second brother Seth then? Were there smaller women for him to marry another place?

I mean. He didn't bloody kill anyone and shouldn't have to be troubled at all.

[zeldarooles]

lmao "You know it makes sense"

[Kriggerman]

Lmfaoooo.. man i was getting into it and hten u brought up a 30 ft giant, awhh hell that is spectacular work right htere good man, spectacular work.

[kalsolarUK]

What can I say, my source material does half the work for me, lol. I have a few others on here - no more giants though - well until I do one about David and Goliath that is. hehe. Thanks - and take it easy!

[ashboxtoo]

So Abel rolled a 9 failing his saving throw and suffered a fatal 2d10 glacing blow to the head.

Then cain rolled a 19 successful will save to god's wrath and looted a wife from mysterious orgions, the get out of jail free card from the Eden Monopoly board, and a VIP membership to 'La Giante Erotica' club.

[kalsolarUK]

Erm...exactly! lol.

[2012TNWO]

The Land of NOD (Agharta) is true to be home to the Giants, but also home to many of the Eve's and Adams (The Women and Men) of the Garden of Eden. The Bible depicts Adam and Eve as singular people, but the Adams Are the Males, and the Eve the females, or at least thats how they where described by the Mayan's.

[2012TNWO]

The Land of NOD (Agharta) is true to be home to the Giants, but also home to many of the Eve's and Adams (The Women and Men) of the Garden of Eden. The Bible depicts Adam and Eve as singular people, but the Adams Are the Males, and the Eve the females, or at least thats how they where described by the Mayan's.

[thefakeyeti]

Lolz..

I remember playing a game with another child when I was around 6..

we were throwing a pipe and seeing who can throw it the furthest..

Wake! got my eyebrow... still have a scar...

[kalsolarUK]

lol, sorry to have brought back such clearly painful childhood memories. Hmm? I've just realized that putting "lol" at the beggining of this message isn't gonna help it sound sincere. lol...damn there I go again!

[JuciShockwave]

You have lovely eyes and your accent so sweet. Sorry about that just wanted to let you know that.

Anyways...

Like the video and the additional prop use furthers or adds to the story. And Gisburne2000 is right you are worth to subscribe to. :)

[kalsolarUK]

for once I'm lost for words!...help! Props can help, I have a furry raccoon I was hoping to work into a story somewhere...I think I missed my oportunity when I did noahs ark. Are there any other raccoons mentioned in the bible?

[JuciShockwave]

Not that I know of. *laughs* Could use the raccoon later as a puppet show to tell the later stories in the Bible. Who knows. It's a great way to tell the kiddies about the truth of the Bible. :)

[Sure2Vers191]

hahaha funny :)

[athywren]

My dream woman is a 30 foot giant...

*hunts for murdering gear*

[pantherinbrazil]

Fantastic, gotta check your others now

[kalsolarUK]

lol thanks, I'll try and get some new ones up soon...if I'm not struck by lightening in the meantime, lol.

[Gihaal]

I lol'd

[Metaleks]

Very entertaining! Genius!

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks for that! should have another one up soon.

[C0ct0pus]

this was an awesome video. why is it that almost all of the good videos are coming out of the UK? I'm gonna have to move...

5/5

[kalsolarUK]

lol, thanks - maybe its something in the water?

[Flyingkittycats]

Haha, that was great, I'm going to go check out the others now.

[philhellenes]

Blasphemer! Heretic!

I'm in. :)

[farvision]

"you know it makes sense!"  LOL!

[ASithTheyCalledEmo]

XD!!!

Gisburne wasn't wrong about you!

[Brainmold]

God didn't know. HAHA

[kalsolarUK]

lol thanks, I've done some other biblical ones on here if you want to check 'em out and have some more planned soon. What can I say... the bible is a treasure trove of entertainment - more people should read it, lol.

[nailo1]

yea its good if you dont think of it as the word of god

[AthmanUk]

Brilliant!

[henrythesteinberg]

epic win

[frid9999]

Nicely done.

[kitepilot]

I liked the knife! And like the rest: Gis sent me. I subed. I look forward to more. British humor is the best! Thanks

[Gisburne2000]

The knife was something special - brilliant comic timing. Great videos, I love all your Bible videos, they are hilarious.

[TheGoodEFC]

Full of win.

[nozr138]

hail gisburne, and hail you.

[Dextrous]

"What about illegally?"

LOL!

[applestar132]

I'm ashamed that I didn't find you on my own... but at least I found you... thank the great gisburne!

[kalsolarUK]

lol, indeed mr gisburne is quite the miracle worker it seems! lol. And he does have some very amusing videos. Certainly keeps me entertained and informed!

[stretchyrubberbands]

Lol... prepare to be inundated with subscribers... Gisburne2000 just linked you to his new video!

[kalsolarUK]

damn, my inbox has just exploded! lol.

[themaxxxi]

LOL gisburne was right about you.

[kalsolarUK]

yeah, as he said himself - whats the odds of two 41year old british men discecting bible stories on youtube? lol.

[Ashlee198522]

I love how true yet funny you tell ur stories of the bible. lol good job man, and thanx for the comment!

Ashley

[nadiaTeeze]

haha no, not a wife..

[kalsolarUK]

lol, if only more murderers were sentenced this way... the jails would be half empty. hehe.

[dNRMediaProductions]

I like tall women, i'm off out to murder someone ...... lol .. another good one I like it

[kalsolarUK]

lol, I wonder where this land of nod actually is on the map?

[philos4r]

that was cool thanks

[kalsolarUK]

lol, thanks - nothing like a good moral message to start the day.

[philos4r]

well ime off to the land of nod soon my day has ended.