The Sexual Alphabet

[racin9]

Lickalotapus...

[capriciousyouth]

Xylophooooooneeee!

[3mmaDilemma]

"MUSTACHE RIDES MMMMMmmmmmmm"

[dalunamour]

wtf is skirching?

[3eternity3]

lol xylophone!!!! ahh you make my life

[ddmnlm01]

what was the letter y?

[TheCherryBomber1]

press 5. press 5 again. and again and again and again...

[SomeRandomHomosexual]

TATTER TOT NIPPLES!

[sweetfuckingchrist]

Rim.

[MyCatSpeaksSpanishxD]

Tatertot Nipples!~

[L8Rdudesanddudettes]

i love the motion you make when saying fisting :):):)

[gogomusichunter]

whiskerbiscuit ??????

[TheCherryBomber1]

@gogomusichunter it's a stubbly vag

[gogomusichunter]

@TheCherryBomber1 i do not get it. a stubbly vag????? explain please

[TheCherryBomber1]

@gogomusichunter A. Stubbly. Vagina.

[L8Rdudesanddudettes]

BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!

[STERLINGvideos]

I love the tags to this video. Nintendo...

[RBkidd510]

the end was amazing, as if i wasnt laughing hard enough when i heard urethra franklin he randomly yells "XYLOPHONE!!" with a grin and I bust out laughing

[Rautinsgirl23]

My friends and i made our own sexual alphabet !! but idk if its as good as yours lol

[L8Rdudesanddudettes]

urethra franklin xD

[eliomontoya]

LMAO!!!

LOVE PEACH <3

elio

[RebbelReb]

I wanna know.. what's sexual about a Xylopho..... oh... OMG

[Jjarthon]

Tater tot nipples!

[kkyle91]

Cheers me up everytime. :)

[saugac03]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[PatrickStarBeast]

what is queffing?

[Yaoi06]

@PatrickStarBeast it is when air gets caught in the vag and then when the woman relaxes it sounds like a fart lol....so basicaly a pussy fart lmao

[PatrickStarBeast]

@Yaoi06 wow that was totally unexpected but happy to have learned something new.

[Yaoi06]

@PatrickStarBeast no prob, sad but for a woman i am a total perv lmao.

[NYYROCK]

@PatrickStarBeast HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH look that shit up

[gogomusichunter]

@PatrickStarBeast a fart from the vagina

[MateoMusicTV]

The Daisy jokes NEVER get old. LMFAO! :P

[SnowballQueen93]

i love this!!!! My friends step sister showed me this kinda but funny :)

[blutech100]

lovley. that was so hilrous.

[ViolentServant]

SO FUNNY.

[xiwillbefinex]

oh jeez this video made me die laughing

[Kuriyama]

Urethra Franklin LMAOLMAOLMAO

[lilashioyo]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaa

[getonwithitnowplz]

That was the most dynamic, realistic portrayal of Princess Peach I have ever seen.

[Naedidit]

haha Hair pulling... in a sexual way!

[loveyousave]

where have you been all of my life ... i am still laughing.

[gingerstockton]

Finally I can watch this video! Thank god for my birthday last weekend.

[Thedownwardmineon]

My favorite was "Urethra Franklin!" LMFAOOO

[hooplemi]

this is amazing.

[Mattsatskool101]

I fucking love this video!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!!

[MarvelouslyMarbolous]

THIS is why Peach and i didnt work out.... that and a few other things haha

[ZabeHon]

D is for daisy is a whore... mmhhm

[TERRIFICmuse]

I like the "mm-mmm." It makes all these videos hilarious, even if I don't even know what she's talking about.

[wccodelyoko]

OMFG LMFAO! Lick-a-puss.a lesbian dinosaur. lmao

[NoMusicIsNoLife]

hahahahaha <3 lick a lotto puss & quiffing are my favs

[ninds7]

god i just died at D XD

[Reddiepoo]

this is tooooooooooo fucking funny.

[Sanavapiits]

0:34 :D:D

[heyhayleynightmare]

Oh god so fucking funny XDD

[SpielbergerWithFries]

daisy is a whore and i love you

[HippieMom69]

MMMM HAI DERE. I LIKE YOUUU. YOU LOOK HEALTHY. 

[kiysalkeld]

i always grimace whenever i hear the word "queef"/think of the act itself, but for some reason the way you said it was perhaps the most disturbing 2 syllables i've ever had the misfortune to hear. i mean, i laughed my ass off, but it was still gross as hell hahaha

[philboy214]

@kiysalkeld what is queef? I'm so lost with thtat word lol

[bubkins9995]

TATOR TOT NIPPLES!

[tagalicious2789]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[thunderflashradio]

i got a big mallet for your xylophone...

[elloelled]

Daisy is a whore! FUCKKKKING DIED!

[britsluver]

I love the sexual alphabet, its hot.

[Doily131]

This has to be one of the funniest things ive ever seen on youtube

most people would try to hard to pull this off

this bitch does it brilliantly

[soundlyawake]

Peach, you're a class act.

[tyleroakley]

QUEEFING.

[whoisyouis]

OMG

[ROSSofHEARTS]

RIM!!!!

[ceres51892]

I just died laughing, pretty sure.

-Ri

[CMaddoxBiitch]

Urethra Franklin!!!!!! LMAO!

[alexmrozek1]

@CMaddoxBiitch I know I laughed so hard!

[griffybabyyyy]

i don't know what it is but i sure do want some jungle fever! <3

[addishus]

I need to know, how does one xylophone

[jonszabo]

@addishus I was thinking the same thing. I'm not sure, but I doubt the phone likes it! lol (I'm sorry...I couldn't resist!) :)

[ErickHernandez23]

LMAO " OOOOooOOooOO" and "Va Jay Jay" Thumbs UP!!! Go Peach!

[djstlouis]

My sexual alphabet (in French): Avaler le sexe Baiser quelqu'un Culs et couilles Daisy est une salope! Enculer Faire l'amour Gorge énorme....à faire A ;) Hurler de plaisir Incirconcis Jouir en même temps qui moi Kifer Lécher les abdos Masser les mamelons Niquer ton pote Orgasme Pénis circonci Queue dure Respirer fortement Sucer quelqu'un Testicules Urètre Vagin Week-end orgasmique X...comme les clubs XXX Yaourt ;) Zizi

[ohsnapitsjennifer]

haha i laughed so hard at cum dumpster. i expected the "cum" part, not the "dumpster" part. :P

[MesYeux04]

OMG this made melaugh sooo hard! "Premartial Sex, just don't do it"

[moofroxmisox]

Oh mah Lawd. Too funny.

[KingJillian]

xylophone. XD

[imapcstephen]

L is for lickalottapuss...a lesbian dinosaur hahahaha

[lijahlo1]

LMAO @ 0:37 , 1:28

[omar619]

gurl you looking toe-up!

[SlashesAreBeast]

@omar619 That car is toe-up, toe -up!

[ClaudiaVice]

Omgomgomgomg

[Kevin777]

"N is for now way is that Italian sausage getting near my peach."

"premarital sex; don't do it, just don't do it"

FUCKING LOVE IT

[spicypisces]

the Big OOOOO, uretha franklin f'ing hillarious

[TheMexicanBen]

imaginary muffin

[eyeshod]

yiffing!! lol

[ignacioivanalvarez]

OH. MY. GOD. korey. i cannot breathe. i love you.

[MadPenguin508]

lawl, xylophone

[larapwns]

LOL

[freakishlemon]

Oh Peach, my darling, how I have missed your videos. This was very educational. And enlightening! XD

[galwguitar87]

I can understand "ass-hole biting and licking..."...but chewing?? How do you chew an ass hole?? It sounds difficult...and painful :/ :P

P.S, this question might make me sound more inquisitive than I really am about the subject. =)

[greyk2]

@galwguitar87 Her next video will be a demo.

[galwguitar87]

@greyk2 If the Tran-a-saur made a "guest appearance" on that video, I would definitely watch it.

[brimxy]

XYLOPHONE!!

[JosieFan111]

haha that was too funny XD i luv the 'premarital sex, don't do it'

[CoDee2U]

keep talking about daisy, please

[ItsGeorgieOrgy]

WTF? 1:32 lmfao!!!!

[jth2t]

I am soooo not teaching my 2 year old niece via the Peach method of instruction! Love ya, Princess, ya cumdumpsta!

[MissTaegirl]

Anal beads Be my bitch Cumsicle Do me like a hentai anthro Eat my pussy Finger bang Goatse Hot dicking Internal cumshot Jobs we call blow Keagles... the better to squeeze you with my dear Labia biting Munching ass Naughty time Oh my god that's the spot! Pierced tongue Quickie Rough fuck Squirting Trans people are hot Underwear is unnecessary Virgins can be hot White sticky stuff X-rated action Your ass tastes good Zipper is only in the way!

[brianific]

HAHAHA oh my god im peeing

[silharoun]

C is for corey

[greyk2]

@silharoun no actually...it's not.

[silharoun]

@greyk2 tha'ts what you'll get when you mess with my daisy Peaotch.

[CarrieDAway12]

@silharoun Except for the part where he spells it with a K....

[silharoun]

@CarrieDAway12 come on if i know about this channel of course i know about 5AG and yes i know it's a K the C is intentional.

[thehouseofwadelee]

weird

[AndrewH4304]

omg!

i could not stopp laughing throughout this entire video

i had to post this on myspace and facebook just so people could see how funny this was

haha :)

"lickalottapuss which is a lesbian dinosaur"

[herr0rere]

LOOOVE.

[jonnyangelguy]

you forgot twat & cunt :(

[evoboredom]

I enjoy that a lot of these prompted me to pause the video, and ask Google what exactly you meant...

[catieola182]

TATER TOT NIPPLES! Oh my lord.

[SkyMeetsLand]

Amazing. Just amazing.

[happywilkie]

OH GOD! I didn't realize! "CHILDREN COVER YOUR EARS!"

[mrdarkavocado]

I love that Peach is telling us to not have premarital sex.

[aujanaebuttmunchh7]

LMFAO "lick-a-lotta-puss. which is a lesbian dinosaur."

[pabshon]

@aujanaebuttmunchh7 peach at her best!

[vusasaki]

D: I learned something today.

[LanaLogan]

I can't believe you actually managed to find words for every letter ;) I would've been stuck at C probably :P

[mrumno]

That was disturbingly funny.

[jer0021]

OMG!! I about died.. Sheer genius. Kudos!

[Dandouna]

OMG!!! i could not stop laughinngggg!!!! AHAHAHAHAH

[lovealways1sda]

"D is for Daisyyy is a whooooreeeee..."

Oh, jeez....I died a little inside...in the best way possible :D lmao

[misfit2008]

Oh Goodness... i have just learned to read the name of the video when there are kids in the room...

[JonbeardBootlegg]

omg i was dying the whole time. this was awesome.

[mikeyboylfc]

I'd bang your xylophone any day :-P

[sadlittleemoboy]

D is for double rainbow ohmygod

[Sindrolic]

Lol on Kissing.

[jmccart6]

Urethra Franklin. baaaahahahahahaha

[madbsj]

"N is for no way is that italian sausage getting anywhere near my peach..."

LMAO! loved this.

I love all the 5AG :)

[dukehey2]

xxxxxxxxx-rated

[vkb1016]

I first thought you were going to say xylocaine instead of xylophone.

[ananasch]

"In a sexual way. Not a mean way." xD

[Bre22234]

E, is for ejaculation in your eye♥

That made my day.

[ScottZaborski]

a-ass b-booty c- can i touch your booty d- damn nice booty e- envious of your booty i am f- fuck me what a nice booty g- god gave you a booty. what a booty h- hot damn...nice booty i- i want that booty j- just gimme yo booty k- killer nice booty you got there l- lickalottabooty m- miss? can i touch yo booty n- near my penis you must put your booty o- oooooooh man nice booty p- piss on my face and kiss my ass you got a nice booty

[ohBTW]

lolololol xylophone

[volcomwave]

The Palin family needs to listen to Peach! Premarital sex... don't do it... just don't do it!

[gamarti14]

All time favorite!

[Cristaaaaal44]

i'm pretty sure you're the only one who could be this crude and still be fierce and lovable.

[brandilyon]

URETHRA FRANKLIN

[sehruhh]

OMG LOVE YOU.

[ZehnleVlogs]

I'd say Daisy better watch her back, but she's always on it...

[JKiNG945]

Lika lotta puss! bahahaha<3

omg. iloveyouu.

[rarerthanuranium]

urethra franklin <3

[DaveOf92]

URETHRA FRANKLIN

[TeganES]

W is for Whispering Eye

[macNC40]

yessss another peach video!! ive been waiting! lol

[baughbsandersguy]

PEACH I LOVE YOU!!! AAAAAAH

[Cheeselena]

d is the best. because daisy is a huge whore

[rmntcartst]

Whisker Biscuit roflmao XD

[kwertie]

LMAO!

[volnessj]

fucking brilliant.

[allaboutiv]

i had to make a new account to watch this :P

[arienettechemistry]

ill deep throat. lickolatopus.

peach you make my day, sooo fucking hilarious! hahaha.

[offshoot7bam]

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO! <33333

You're so fucking hilarious to me, you have no idea. I wish I was a little gay boy that you'd be interested in so I could spend a lot of time with you, and a lot of time hugging you! ;DDD

[myantfanny]

I nearly pissed my pants laughing!

Va jay jay made my day!

Peaches I love you! Mwah x

[JollyGreen303]

Please be the surrogate for my sperm children.

[WorldofWit]

I laughed so hard!

[sbnks11]

rape <3

[youthculture]

yiffing and scritching. perfect.

[justinsane61c]

jajajaaaaaaa

[spiral3333]

Oh Peach :D You just brighten up my day :) nice to see you again!

[alaninnh]

I've missed you Peaches.

[Milllie91]

"in a sexual way, not a mean way." Will be using that in everyday life from now on.

[htfaul]

WTF?? Hahahahahaha

[KBURNN]

"gaaanng bannggg?!"

[XOXOmacaddictXOXO]

LMAO!

[twitchhattack]

urethra franklin LOL

[MammaMia]

nothing's sexier than a xylophone! I'm only half kidding

[TheRandomJonaslover]

i am like crying from laughing..holy shit. i love you <3

[dickiejr01]

Pre-marital sex. Don't do it. Just don't do it.

[jerikm2007]

U are to much... LIVE it ....

[piglesius]

A, E and F are my least favorite. B and X are my most favorite!!! i <3 you peach!