Stasi Children's Television

[Richardhedditch261]

Seriously - was this the shit they were putting on TV for children in East Germany ? Whereas Blacks and Retards are and were pampered in the USA, for example, and thus the Judaic Sesame Street to cater for that, this shit tries to explain how a successful pussy pickup is made.

[Chrispytoast123]

Wolgenuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blyledge]

truck safety at the Pasteur

truck safety

dance

break dance

formation dance

He has always nonsense in the sense

electrical behavior

fruit juice

[DrRandomFactor]

2:19 That translates to "Fruit Juice". What, what?

[turnofffox]

@DrRandomFactor Probably a mispelling and a mistransaltion on the part of the authors and whatever online translator you used.

[yaik7a]

Please do not molest us.

[underbjorn]

hahaha best xD

[themysteriouscrumpet]

Pish posh, I shit on the both of you!

[themysteriouscrumpet]

obstsaft means fruit juice, and er hat immer unsinn im sinn means he has always nonsense in the sense.

[turnofffox]

Sadly this is how most westerners view TV in the soviet union and its client states.

I OTOH have seen television and movies as well as news propgrams from the USSR and GDR. The real thing is fantastic! A work of art THAT THE WEST tcould never duplicate.

Worker and Parasite is another good example of stereotype. Matt Groening used it it to rip on Soyutz multifilm in Russia

In truth If the producers of W&Pand wolgenats were real and tried to push that schmutz theyd be hauled off to siberia.

[willyrobinson]

@turnofffox - there's a really good film I found recently from 1980s (communist) poland called (Blind Chance - 'Przypadek'). But German film in the Nazi era is essentially the best. There was a reason those ppl were cheering and it wasn't merely b/c the narrator of your documentary says Mr. H had a 'demonic charismatic evil hold' over them.

[Nickeladen]

what the hell did I just watch ?

[TheCGIMaster]

Verboten.

[cjeffe007]

This was great! Y'all did exactly what I'd gave done!!! Typical f'ing communists!! Let us hope that they all perish in Sheol or else the EARTH will!

[zer0nable]

rammstein is from east-germany , hopefully they get this dumb video makers if they are in US next time

[NIsForNoobCakes]

@zer0nable they will report themselves to the stasi

[LordKatzeify]

I love how they pronounce the german words :D

[MrIhatesafetymode]

I'm a communist, and i lol'd

[drnachos]

Frankie McBaseball brought down the berlin wall.

[legoman05]

I will pour coca cola drink you your shiddah and our infants will be crippled

[Tokopol]

Eh. It had a few funny moments -- not quite enough to commit to clicking the like button, but still a little funny.

[omgitserinify]

this is fucking hilarious

[999ReaperIII]

14:35 is when my elementary schopl used to get out, therefore at the time, I would need to be absent to watch it.

[shotten99]

Fox News?

[ss3cleric]

The West rapes another daughter of the State LMAO

[ReiGrim]

Is this Fox News?

[atatyrknumber1]

Is this supposed to be East-Germany under the Soviet occupation? :o

[TheBenbarton]

@atatyrknumber1 Yeah, it's more like a mix of a Nazi war camp and North Korea :L

[fIugasche]

Yankees try to be funny by making a poor parody of european history!

[dronespace]

LMAO

[JonesArmandoHoward]

That's because they all wanted to be at home "dragging" and listening to billy holiday and or Josephine baker, or hiding in rotten tree logs from their Nuclear grandpa pharaohs.

That's transgender Blue-Law Gay free States of the last century it lasted from 1950 to 1989 and now it's Gay black slave states of the last 3 years except you can't jump out of a building onto the electric fence to terrify the rude negro's you have to stay alive and raise their crack babies and nuclear waste...

[TheBenbarton]

I am a communist and I find this hilarious, only the GDR was really not like that :L I think you should do one for the DPRK (N. Korea) or maybe Nazi Germany?

[keinengel]

this is stupid.

[WhaleDiarrhea]

But obstsaft is fun..

[coprographia]

frankie mcbaseball you fuckin consumerist pig

[PhilippBln]

sooooooooooooo boring... 

[bxr782]

Scheisse! Everything is verboten!

[juxtn]

why are capitalist western societies viewed as sex offenders by socialist ones? was that part of the propaganda?

[poetinthemist]

I freakin' loooove this video! My friends and I quote it frequently.

[qwertydanish]

Funniest thing I've seen in ages :D And I'm not just saying that so the guy won't shoot me.

[SuperAcab666]

LOL:-DD

[MidnightAngel357]

Gretchen is pretty hot.

[cabradabra]

@CrocodilusPontifex Humor ist verboten.

[cabradabra]

Wait...wait a minute....fruit juice is forbidden?

[iateyourhat]

VERBOTEN!

[drnachos]

Frankie Mc Baseball brought the wall down

[TheAsianist]

DDR Nationale Volksarmee gehalten die preußische Tradition lebendig

Die Bundeswehr nutzt moderne ausländische Krieg Taktik und töten das preußische Militär Tradition,

der Demokratischen Republik war besser

Die antifaschistische Maur war notwendig, um die deutsche Zivilisten vom Faschismus schützen

[TheAsianist]

Das ist lustig.

der Deutschen Demokratischen Republik war nichts dergleichen

Sie müssen mit dem sowjetischen Russland zu verkennen

Die Demokratische Republik war mehr frei und war selbst geregelt

in der wahren Demokratie ...

die Berliner Situation war Propaganda von den alliierten Besatzern

Yankees und Briten,

[GooGobbler113]

It looks like its supposed to be like Russian propaganda, but their accents are completely german. I'm not offended by this, its just not really funny. It has potential to be a funny sketch, it just isn't.

[AquariaSpirit]

@GooGobbler113 Their accents are German because it is in the DDR.

[VintageJunior]

@AquariaSpirit I think he mixed it up. It's supposed to be German, but their accents sound Russian.

[N45HcH]

'Oh no! Frankie Mc Baseball from the West.'

[Infiritthor]

the opposite of funny

[TessaHead]

Not funny.

[DrMotorDude]

To the morons who posted this then defend this as 'comedy' under other user names:

If this dreck were 'comedy' or 'a parody' or even (being very generous with the benefit of the doubt here) 'supposed to be funny' viewers would laugh. This is NOT IN ANY WAY COMICAL OR FUNNY - IT SIMPLY SUCKS! You FAIL, you FAIL in a most HEINOUS MANNER POSSIBLE. YOU ARE DISGRACES TO THE GLORIOUS COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY. NOW GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN or you will do five years in Hohenschönhausen.

[drnachos]

Frankie McBaseball from the west brought down the wall

[Framework3006]

What is elekrisches Verhalten???

[drnachos]

Lol das ist das Lustigste, was ich heute gesehen habe

[KingMaster1997]

Lol ^^

Das ist nur als Spaß gemeint, Freund ;)

It´ s funny and i am a German :)

[HundKaiser]

FUNKY FRESH

[gahrzahk]

It's not funny, though, either way. Watch an ex-East German TV commercial on this site, it's more amuzing.

[defenderofreason22]

Franky McBaseball torn down the wall

[duskphantom333]

Truckenheit am steur- truck saftly at the pasture  Truckenheit- truck safely tanzen- dance breaktanzen- break dance (obviosly) formationtanzen- formation dance. er hat immer unsinn im sinn- he has mischief elektrisches cerhalten- electrical behavior. obstaft-fruit juice

[fullmetalthundara]

What does wohl genants mean?

[TheHonp]

Obstsaft - "Fruit Juice."

[redsideoflife1]

So ein dummes Zeug. Ich finde es nicht gut. Der Film ist sehr erdacht und erträumt.

0 Sterne.

[kargaethas]

@redsideoflife1

THIS IS FOR YOUR PROTECTION THE STATE SEES ALL

But it appears you fail to see there are no longer "stars" now there is only the option of giving thumbs up or thumbs down.

[hypnopaedic]

@redsideoflife1 Ich dachte, es sei echt.

[duskphantom333]

@hypnopaedic wie zum Teufel konnte man glaube, das war echt?

[hypnopaedic]

@duskphantom333 Hehe, war nur ein ironischer Kommentar.

[duskphantom333]

@hypnopaedic Oh, ich weiß diddent haha

[redsideoflife1]

@hypnopaedic

das steht außer frage. man sollte geschichtlich auf dem laufen sein und die gesellschaft kennen um zu sehen, dass die macher echt müll gemacht haben.

[EncikShogun]

That girl is cute.

[SOYUZ1968]

A yankee shit that does not make people laughing...

[Fetchdafish]

I will take her to hotdogmcburgerplace and we will FORNICATE FOR PLEASURE...

[waffleiron24]

i saw this on gprime.net and wolgernauts!

[socialistcontainment]

Touch him, make him feel wanted!

[TarEldamir]

That lad with a gun has a West German overcoat

[Temarisboy]

I will take you to Hamburger/Hotdogs place and we will fornicate for pleasure.

[MikhailSimonov44]

They were like the north korea of europe...... NORD KOREA AUF DEUTSCH!

[762full]

@MikhailSimonov44 Yeah the Prussians are a bunch of bone headed fags

[SwordsandMushrooms]

Obstsaft=Screaming at a goose?O_o

[Temarisboy]

@SwordsandMushrooms Actually it means fruit juice :| Makes no sense I know.

[paokthess]

Is that suppose to be funny ???

Do you know how many people suffer from this regime ???

Do you know how many people lost their lives from this regime ???

Do you know how many people lost their wife, husband, children from this regime ???

Do you know how it feels like to live 100 meters from them and not be able to see them not for 1 moment.

How much more stupid can you people be ??????????

[asunder845]

@paokthess you're a child.

[paokthess]

@asunder845 i am a child ? This is a very nice argument.

[Proudnewfoundlander1]

@asunder845 Lighten Up, jesus. Even Mel brooks parodied Hitler..

[inuyashaxkogome]

@paokthess dude. its a joke no need do get your granny panties in a bunch

[HorrorVictorianorum]

I think I've got a Stasi officer living under my bed!! D:!

xD oh dear me I chuckled

[DrMotorDude]

To the morons who posted this then defend this as 'comedy' under other user names:

If this dreck were 'comedy' or 'a parody' or even (being very generous with the benefit of the doubt here) 'supposed to be funny' viewers would laugh. This is NOT IN ANY WAY COMICAL OR FUNNY - IT SIMPLY SUCKS! You FAIL, you FAIL in a most HEINOUS MANNER POSSIBLE. YOU ARE DISGRACES TO THE GLORIOUS COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY. NOW GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN or you will do five years in Hohenschönhausen.

[KronprinzAdam]

@DrMotorDude haha, "Glorius" communist "democracy"....what a contradiction!! really funny!!

[Sismiques]

Why were they shot by a BRD officer?

[GARETHQUAILE]

THE STATE SEES ALL!!! OMFG :O

[Supenmanu]

You forgot to mention that it's "verboten" to eat bananas (cause they are apparently like poisonous or something :-)

[KronprinzAdam]

@Supenmanu they were "verboten" because there were no bananas (and pineapples and all that stuff) in the DDR.

[smax277]

Am geilsten war halt wirklich, als der Ami die Tochter der Republik geklaut hat. :D

[juxtn]

I can't believe how emotionally traumatizing it must have been for children in the GDR to watch this! Not to mention it is insulting the way they portray westerners as rapists and molesters to brainwash children. Good riddance to all communist countries!

[HARKENSCYLD]

And this is why I will always love Communism, no matter how much I would hate to live in a commie country.

[RadioPaul1]

Absurd, looks nothing like GDR TV

[Basescu66]

fuck you.i am from the gdr.

[stevethedrums]

@Basescu66 - your in for a big shock when you get home comrade.

[drnachos]

@Basescu66 It does'nt exsist anymore it ceased to exsit in 1990 after german unifictaion

[teargardens]

freakin awesome, you have to make light of this evil known as the "stasi" or you couldnt sleep at night. (when you realize they never went away but transmorphed into FEMA and other government agencies, the fact that they our spying on everyone and now are launching precrime units, we are in crazy town.

[alexriesenbeck]

haha very nice

love the ending

[barkpeeler2000]

brilliant! love it!

[Birke23]

Schwachsinn!

[phenomen113]

Obstsaft??

its kinda funny when amis try to speak german :D

[joshhodg]

@phenomen113 i know, since when is shouting at geese translated as fruit juice?

[Stiefmuetterchen2001]

a little exaggerated ... keeping the truth in mind may have helped to make this video worthwhile

[marcos2008elmejor]

Este video es basura contrarevolucionaria

[CrocodilusPontifex]

Jesus Christ, chill the fuck out! "Counter revolutionary?" It's comedy for fuck sake. I guess communists don't have a sense of humor.

[Heer3945]

@CrocodilusPontifex Liberals, er, Communists with no sense of humor? Really? I'm shocked!

[Borstix2]

@CrocodilusPontifex yes! if they think there are counter revolutionary elements the stasi or kbg try to eleminate them!for this vid you go to stasi jail bautzenf or a long time!

[DrMotorDude]

@CrocodilusPontifex I know what 'comedy' is AND I also grew up 15 km from East Germany.

THIS IS NOT PARODY, COMEDY OR SERIOUS - THIS JUST SUCKS. Really, go back to your barista jobs.

[KronprinzAdam]

No es basura ni es contra-revolucionaria, es una parodia del pensamiento radical de la dictadura. La Stasi, el "Gran Hermano" era una amarga realidad para la mayoría de los alemanes del este, y el régimen mentía todo el tiempo para hacerle sentir a la gente que vivían en un "gran país" y que los protegían de la decadencia del Oeste (decadencia en forma de mejores autos, industria, Autobahn). Por fortuna el pueblo hermano alemán, se liberó de las hordas rojas que lo oprimían.

[marcos2008elmejor]

Mira para el tercer mundo, el gran legado que esta dejando el capitalismo, HAMBRE Y MISERIA PARA MUCHOS y beneficios para unos pocos empresarios explotadores, sali de EEUU y anda a vivir como viven los pobres de America, Asia, Africa y parte de Europa

[KronprinzAdam]

También es cierto, hay atraso en muchas partes y hay gente que se la está pasando mal y hay multinacionales y monopolios que acaparan los mejores recursos. Pero esto se arregla con educación, salud y nueva legislación, no con Stasis ni levantando muros ni espiando a al gente...que la gente se exprese y que se desarrolle libremente...

[CrocodilusPontifex]

No one gives a shit about your communist ranting Marcos! (much less SPANISH rantings on an ENGLISH video)

If you're such a great and heroic "revolucionario" then go join the FARC, snort some cocaine and shoot some Colombians (and get killed doing so)! If you're too much of a pussy to do that, then shut your fucking face!

[marcos2008elmejor]

El imperio es el que engaña a la gente del mundo queriendo hacer creer que ellos son los buenos... mientras cometen un genocidio contra Irak y Afganistan

[KronprinzAdam]

Esto también es cierto Marcos...antes de lanzar una guerra, buscan vender una imagen benévola o heróica de ella para que el público la acepte o al menos muestre cierta tolerancia...si le mostraran al público norteaméricano como el conflicto es realmente, la gente se horrorizaría...la imagen del afgano pasó de ser "bueno" (el muhaidinn de los 80s) a "malo" (el talibán de los 90s)

[marcos2008elmejor]

viva la RDA!!!

[IndigoXiphoid]

And the West rapes another daughter of the State!

[skorzeny91]

no he said i put coca cola on your scheide (vagina)

[barkpeeler2000]

why isn't schacolate verboten?

[KronprinzAdam]

Schokolade....verboten!!!

[Diego3145]

Schreckliche Stasi !!!

[Hebelser]

What the fuck is that? No one needs such a unreal shit.

[levitan71]

I want sovjet! >:(

[deathskunk3]

Lol! Nice job!

[dunbustin]

That break-dancing bloke was a scream!

[KlausVonWolfenstein]

FRANKIE MCBASEBALL FROM THE WEST!!!

[mizzoulibertarian]

lol. fornicate for pleasure. I'm going to use that phrase in my profile at my dating site.

[CDNcoyote]

I will pour coka-cola on your schnida and our infants will be crippleddddd :P

[staos]

1:57

[CasiodorodelaTeja]

Warum sprechen sie auf English und Deutsch?

[Cellphonereviews4u]

ha ha, das ist lustig.

[LiamDonov]

This is pretty much the opposite of creative and funny.

[Chriscriedout]

Widerspruch mit dem Programm

VERBOTEN

[tysken94]

looooolllll

[VariusMayhem]

What was it Obama announced? A civilian counterpart of the military forces? Sounds like government spies to me very much! ^^ The state sees all! Statesecurity in US like in the DDR! =/

[DoomCenturion]

you're an infant.

[Dudtz]

Stupid propaganda.

Anyhow,why does the uniformed guy have a BRD hat on?

[KronprinzAdam]

For God's sake, it a PARODY!! It is supposed to be funny!! In the free world, you can make a parody of almost everything, even Bush or Bin Laden!!!

[maxime32]

@KronprinzAdam

Yeah, just parodies are funny when they have some basis in reality. But maybe you laugh at anything.

[oleainatoivo]

@KronprinzAdam This is childrens television!!! That makes what you call a PARODY quite different!

[Gallers]

@KronprinzAdam Even the Holocaust?

[KronprinzAdam]

@Gallers No, in that case we are talking about a real genocide, which was horrible. Many other people was forced to do slave labor for the Axis, and other ethnical groups and people from Eastern Europe were also imprisoned and many of them died.

[Maverickisthigh]

SCHOKOLADE XDDD

[SnakeTheFox]

VERBOTEN

[Pierrelestafier]

Er hat immer unsinn im sinn = He has always nonsense in sense

Electrishes Verhalten = Electric behaviour

[XGinny11X]

hahahaahaha

[Apache22]

Funny as!

[AXXBOONDOCKXXSAINT]

not funny... not the truth.. not even good

[Illusion666]

what the heck is the two before obsaft mean? Actually, whats obsaft? >.>

[chickenonaturkey]

obstsaft means "Juice"

Er hat immer unsinn im sinn means "He has no sence", or somthing?

and elektrisches Verhalten means "electric behaviour" I think, i am not sure.

[rObOcOp1352]

er hat immer unsinn im sinn means he always has nonsense on his mind (is a goof)

[chickenonaturkey]

Oh, thanks.

[txngasnguns]

Fruit juice

[erinjohn11]

that was really cool. i know the DDR and thats not so off the mark.......

[gregiren]

haha like in nordkorea now

[zoebut]

my second favorite.

[R3dSt4r90]

xDDDD lol

[bluhashmister]

VERBOTEN

[Officer11Alpha]

That acutally is german so fuck off the only thing is that it is used incorretly...

[DrMotorDude]

I HOPE no body thinks that "list" of words is not really German.

[otakunorth2]

i love the bbc!

[podrag]

Fail.

[violentkid19]

your a fail

[savagetheniggerSUCKS]

violentkid19, i think podrag was calling that ass SMCCOMM a fail, not this video

BTW, you spelled "you're" wrong

[podrag]

Ummm.. do you mean 'you're a fail'?

[FredDeluca]

you are a fucking faggot, it isn't meant to be real dumbass

[SMCCOMM]

oh no you fucking kiddin me...

because you think that i think it's meant to be real, you say i'm a faggot? speak 4 yaself;)

[FredDeluca]

God damn you are so fucking stupid.

[NEWYORKLIBRE]

love it

[chargonchar]

Please visit my channel, it is NOT verboten.

I read from the book "15-minute German" by Dorling Kindersley.

Easy German for better tourists.

VERBOTEN!