Vancome lady....WTF is this lady based off of? I could never understand the skits because I don't know where the hell this character came from or what it's based off of...
@Trill104 "Nicole Sullivan first conceived the "Vancome Lady" on the way to her audition for MadTV. Sullivan further elaborated on the inspiration for the character: "She's real passive-aggressive, says rude things while smiling, just like this boss I used to have, and like the women behind the makeup counter at Skokie Mall when I went to Northwestern. Makeup women always make you feel stupid."
I USED TO LIKE VANCOME LADY But no after making mean jokes at Mrs.swan my lovely, I don't like her and did I hear some "lowed expirations" music as They walked of because his phones already ringing
@GUAlliance Like you haven't laughed at a black joke or two....and it's not even room to be offended because this video proves that NO ONE is spared the wrath of Vancome!!!
@GUAlliance I understand what you mean....but I don't think anyone was actually agreeing with Vancome; she's a fictional character who is brass and uninhibited.
@ashlecrash thats because you appreciate self defaceing humor.her style pokes as much at herself as it does others.always remember,when you point a finger at someone,three point back at you.cha,ya know what?un ha my hands got acramp!!!
I know that this stuff is funny but I probably wouldve said"La,la,la,la,la,ah la" n punch her n her face then show how her 2 really be a b!tch lol jk about the itch part but not the puch part dead in the mouth mean she 1st said la it wouldve said pow lmao
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Gotta love the vancome lady...this was the first skit that I saw with her and I have loved her ever since and was sad when she left mad tv...she rocks...
@bjarkiadal people might already have told you but its because miss swan is from iceland. Or maybe she was from were santa lives. Not sure anymore but its said so in one of her episodes. I think the one were she tries to buy an airplane ticket
of course they aren't racist since many of their stars were black (debra) or asian (bobby). they always paint the racists in bad lights in their skits, think about that.
I know Vancome lady met Lorraine. Lorraine met Bunifa. Marvin met Vancome. Dot, Ms. Swan, Lorraine, and Lida met on Moulin ROuge parody. I think it would have been great if a sketch was done with ALL of the well known characters of MadTv
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Yes your're right...and the moon is made of cheese ,and the rivers are filled with lemonade...Tccchhhhaaaaa..... you know what? Go and throw up a little bit near the toilet,because i think someday you'll be walking down the street and suddenly ,you'll lose some of your bones...so...ok bye bye now
5:11 lowerd expectations XD
jaymieannehutchinson 2 weeks ago
Man Adele has really come a long way since this.
Just Kidding...
Scorpwanna 2 weeks ago
if mo really did make a mistake and this was not part of the skit, then nicole is one hell of an improviser.
studystrike 1 month ago
Vancome ladt is funny as hell. Plus thgat slutty look they give Nicole make her look 10 times hotter. Ilove u Nicole
blackmagic29881 1 month ago
Vancome lady....WTF is this lady based off of? I could never understand the skits because I don't know where the hell this character came from or what it's based off of...
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@Trill104 "Nicole Sullivan first conceived the "Vancome Lady" on the way to her audition for MadTV. Sullivan further elaborated on the inspiration for the character: "She's real passive-aggressive, says rude things while smiling, just like this boss I used to have, and like the women behind the makeup counter at Skokie Mall when I went to Northwestern. Makeup women always make you feel stupid."
IzumisChild 1 month ago
@Trill104 it's based on the snobby ladies at the cosmetic counter...the character used to sell vancome cosmetics.
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2:42, Nichole Sullivan can't help but laugh at her own character!
dwarrren9 3 months ago
I Love vancome lady recently I just bougt madtv season 1 I wish they would release season of madtv thumbs up if you agree
kazzart1995 3 months ago
I Love vancome lady recently I just bougt madtv season 1 I wish they would release season of madtv thumbs up i you agree
kazzart1995 3 months ago
AH-AH-AH!
SHlNOBl3 4 months ago
I USED TO LIKE VANCOME LADY But no after making mean jokes at Mrs.swan my lovely, I don't like her and did I hear some "lowed expirations" music as They walked of because his phones already ringing
Rhyspep64 4 months ago
is that Stuart in a costume...?
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CHUAAAAAA you know whutt????? uh uh!
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coolcatsamantha 6 months ago
STEWART!
allison81699 6 months ago
ill cut her like she ugly
CantWorkDeezGadgets 6 months ago
omg its the Lowered Expectations theme at 5:12 listen
LaylaElExpose 7 months ago in playlist MadTV
ive seen pre mature ejaculation with better timing> CLASSIC !
HERBLANDZ 7 months ago
3:01 OMG CHANCE from Noah's Arc!!!
mikaldblack 7 months ago
man that crowd is so annoying theyre so loud the sons of bitches
devilmaycry123and4 7 months ago
And she was the voice of shego on Disney hilarious !!!!
Marioproduction1 8 months ago
who wrote he lines? she's incredible!
not25yet 8 months ago
Sure thing Shatchmo ! Just don't steal my TV.
pete1210able 8 months ago
Haha the jokes are so racist and whatnot and rude, but you cannot help but LAUGH!!
MiZzRaNdOmGuRl 9 months ago 2
is she antonia to
Readingrocks2000 9 months ago
Maria "You can't talk to me that way" Vancome Lady " Why no Ablaenglsh?" ROFLMAO!!!!
railfanstreator94 9 months ago 2
"oh gosh, don't shoot you can have my diamonds. " lmaooo
iichiNattXasu 10 months ago
Who are the writers for this show?? They were pure perfection!!!
Xzamilloh 10 months ago
WOW LOL
railfanstreator94 10 months ago
Hahaha love this!!
Thisismegabites101 10 months ago
lolz every time i wach this i rotflmao!!!!!
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maggiethebalancer 1 year ago
Love the lowered expectations ending and how they self-reference continually throughout the skit. :D
HighGuy512 1 year ago 2
I LOVE YOU MO & NICOLE!!
tommyloika 1 year ago 2
tHE LADY IS INCREDIBLE
stanich054 1 year ago
-you can't talk to me that way!
-why? no habla ingles?
HAHAHAHAHA! what a bitch! xD
proxy044 1 year ago 2
vancome>lancome
olimac909 1 year ago
wait... was the screw up SUPPOSED 2 happen, or was it actually a screw up?
maggiethebalancer 1 year ago 13
@maggiethebalancer it was supposed to happen
cartergirl3of3 1 year ago
if her ass jiggled anymore bill cosby would stick a spoon in it!
iLiKeCeRe 1 year ago 4
When Mo Collins screwed up was that on the show live.
Nightmastercool97 1 year ago
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MadTV was taped live, but never went out live.
EatTheRich138 1 year ago
you know who my father is...tchaaa u know what. u-uh neither does you mum
leiefilm 1 year ago 4
does GUAlliance think Nicole Sullivan is prejudiced? I think gualliance is a coward,and would only speak it's mind in a crowd
garebear1015 1 year ago
@garebear1015 Fake and gay... Thats the only thing I can say to a troll...
GUAlliance 1 year ago
ouuu boo to the clapping when she said low-ride you right over the boarder...
GUAlliance 1 year ago
@GUAlliance Like you haven't laughed at a black joke or two....and it's not even room to be offended because this video proves that NO ONE is spared the wrath of Vancome!!!
Xzamilloh 1 year ago 3
@Xzamilloh I am not offended, just saying laughing implies you think its funny, clapping means you agree with what she said
GUAlliance 1 year ago
@GUAlliance I understand what you mean....but I don't think anyone was actually agreeing with Vancome; she's a fictional character who is brass and uninhibited.
Xzamilloh 1 year ago
@Xzamilloh Yeah I love her character & the sketches.. I was just making an observance but gee some people get sooo touchy lol
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tcha you know what?ah ah
lildashmizz 1 year ago
I love this show, especially her, I'm black and her race joke make me laugh to the point of crying
ashlecrash 1 year ago 4
@ashlecrash thats because you appreciate self defaceing humor.her style pokes as much at herself as it does others.always remember,when you point a finger at someone,three point back at you.cha,ya know what?un ha my hands got acramp!!!
kzinn100 1 year ago
<2If Her Ass Jiggles Anymore Bill Cosby Would Stick A Spoon In It" LOL That's Too Jokes
master12344 1 year ago
this is my favorite character Nicole Sullivan plays, shes so fricken funny
cutie5019 1 year ago 2
"I've seen premature ejaculators with better timing."
damdarch 1 year ago 10
@gorgeousnicoya16 it's supposed to be funny LIGHTEN UP dont take it so seriously!!!!
muffystjohn86 1 year ago
I know that this stuff is funny but I probably wouldve said"La,la,la,la,la,ah la" n punch her n her face then show how her 2 really be a b!tch lol jk about the itch part but not the puch part dead in the mouth mean she 1st said la it wouldve said pow lmao
MzKissez8 1 year ago
I like it when Nicole pokes fun at herself
onenonlyprincess2 1 year ago
"tcha you know what neither does your mother" lol
lovelycomplex2651 1 year ago
too bad stuart wasn't in this sketch
deathnoteuser07 1 year ago
paul Timberman's Workshop LOL
animekid07 1 year ago
@gorgeousnicoya16 its all fun and joking not suppose to take it toheart
FHplaya08 1 year ago
I love the Vancome Lady in green
TheAllcroft 1 year ago 5
''oh gosh,dont shoot,you can have my diamonds''
hahaha!
Clyd3able 1 year ago 5
Hachachachacha; all of MadTVs best actors! :D I miss MadTV so much.
MydniteDaun 1 year ago
Mo Collins is my favourite EVER
JonathanJayification 1 year ago 6
@JonathanJayification i think Mo Collins plays as Lorraine too!
pointandshoot757 1 year ago
Why does she stand like she's about to play football? lol She is too funny.
BahamutImpact 1 year ago 5
mo got owned!
JMVEntertainment 1 year ago
Gotta love how the crowd cheers when she says "A girl just needs a little foreplay!" XD
AmericanAirlinesRule 1 year ago 4
The BETA Captions here are SO Funny along with video!
newyorkfan16 1 year ago
<3 Nicole lolz
chrisbrownhsmjblover 1 year ago
LOL Marvin Tikvah is the executive producer of MadTV?
panther0567 1 year ago 3
great show im going to miss madtv
smileydj07 1 year ago
tcha you know what? neither does your mother
that was unexpected lol
JKFDDSY2009 1 year ago 3
*BLACK GUY COMES*excuse me kathy-
Kathy:oh gosh dont shoot u can have my diamonds
lol
angelsstandforever 1 year ago
Maria:"Do u know who my father is?!"
Kathy:"No,know what sweety i dont know who your father is. But tch yeah you know what?neither does your mother"
LMAO!
angelsstandforever 1 year ago 3
OMG she is frickin HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so much when she was insulting the kid :D LOL!!!!
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MadTvClassics 1 year ago
Very funny and very clever. After they yelled cut I thought that Mo had really messed up the line and this was a behind the scenes clip.
TheHiphopjoe 1 year ago 3
"u cant talk to me that way" "why no habla engles" hahahahahahaah
joemanvano 1 year ago 3
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Wow... yeah... racism sure is funny... NOT
erthemama 1 year ago
It's not racism if it's not racism.
SashaVolkova 1 year ago 4
i love this stuff. the vancom lady always had me crying laughing. i miss lorain and swan too. MAD is crap anymore. I cant even make myself watch it.
fayenshell 2 years ago 4
i miss ms swan
koolace88 2 years ago 3
haha love mo and nicole =)
Aaron2779 2 years ago 5
hahahaha definitely one of her best. this made me laugh soooo hard
"do you know my father?"
"no....but you know what, neither does your mother"
nerual92 2 years ago 7
omg this is so funny. i think its one of the best vancome lady besides its a vancome life
Yumeria88 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA OVER THE BORDER.....
Glass11 2 years ago 8
lol I love how she always turns come into cum...
123Shelton123 2 years ago
Gotta love the vancome lady...this was the first skit that I saw with her and I have loved her ever since and was sad when she left mad tv...she rocks...
Clarntplyer 2 years ago 5
did she just say miss swan is a perfect example of icelandic people?
bjarkiadal 2 years ago 42
@bjarkiadal Yes
KoomoriOjisama 10 months ago
@bjarkiadal Yes, she said that
Pehtberry 8 months ago
@bjarkiadal yeah it's a joke about Bjork!!!
muffystjohn86 7 months ago
@bjarkiadal Yes, she did. I've often wondered if just before a skit involving Vancome Lady, Nicole Sullivan tied one on.
wstacym 6 months ago
@bjarkiadal people might already have told you but its because miss swan is from iceland. Or maybe she was from were santa lives. Not sure anymore but its said so in one of her episodes. I think the one were she tries to buy an airplane ticket
Skorpi00007 3 months ago
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Chilllddd you know what!
bluemonky92 2 years ago
tcha you know what
MsMjfan21 2 years ago 103
love how it almost ends like a "lower expectations" skit
Sabreeshuh 2 years ago 9
Ok, Maria. We'll just lowride ya right back over the border.
goodguy630 2 years ago 9
I wonder, just how many alcoholic drink's NICOLE downed before each Vancome l Lady skit?
ahrensgay 2 years ago 3
OMG...that black man was CHANCE from noah's arc. AOW CHANCE!!
francesdaone 2 years ago 4
racist Mad TV
provocateurs
thedayitriedtodie 2 years ago
of course they aren't racist since many of their stars were black (debra) or asian (bobby). they always paint the racists in bad lights in their skits, think about that.
CocaineHabbit 2 years ago 6
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Mad TV brings up racism, and stereotypes, due to it's audience... witch is racist and prejudiced, most of it.
if they are still around, probably they're fuking around with arabs, god knows why...;)
yes, they have 2 blacks, 1 asian, so? maybe that's a disguise, or avoiding stupid law-suits.
thedayitriedtodie 2 years ago
maybe you are just paranoid. gosh knows how you'd react to british humour if this is how you get over madtv.
they have plenty of skits aimed at gay stereotypes but you don't see me playing the insulted minority over it.
CocaineHabbit 2 years ago 4
you are an idiot, don't come here and don't watch any of madTV's videos. You shouldn't force yourself to understand it because you won't
PvMikhail 2 years ago 3
"I've seen pre-mature ejaculators with better timing."
LOVE IT!!!
ecdact 2 years ago 4
I love how she made fun of everyone
DudeSinger 2 years ago 2
"its a lot easier to act when you're sober mo!"
lmfao.
CocaineHabbit 2 years ago
I know Vancome lady met Lorraine. Lorraine met Bunifa. Marvin met Vancome. Dot, Ms. Swan, Lorraine, and Lida met on Moulin ROuge parody. I think it would have been great if a sketch was done with ALL of the well known characters of MadTv
slunacourtier 2 years ago
lol there was even a sketch where NICOLE SULLIVAN met the Vancome Lady XD
FatnWild 2 years ago
REALLY?? I WANNA WATCH IT, HAHAHA
ninascenecore69 2 years ago
here dont shoot you can have my diamonds!! lmfao
fuknmisfit 2 years ago
WOOT Marvin Tikvah and Vancome Lady!! Yay! only better character combo would have been Stuart and Dot!
natureness08 2 years ago
Gotta be the coldest character ever on Madtv. Watch some of sketches I actually felt bad for some people on the show and forgot it was a joke!! lol.
HammandClov 2 years ago 4
"If her ass jiggled anymore, Bill Cosby would stick a spoon in it." LOL!!!!!!
UGABB 2 years ago
Sounded like the "Lowered Expectations" music at the end.
Bahamut5098 2 years ago 2
I don't mean to go off topic, but I can imagine Shego, from Kim Possible, doing this stuff...... is that wrong? LOL
CrimsonNineTail 2 years ago 4
doing what?
Eminemlovr4evr 2 years ago
Saying "some" of the things the Vancome lady says. They both have mean natured attitudes. LOL
CrimsonNineTail 2 years ago
nope,because she would lol
Shawndab3 2 years ago
"Vancome Lady" was Kathy working at a department store called "Vancome" and I guess they adopted her as the Vancome Lady
MultiNerve 2 years ago
she's such an ASS...I love it!
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alexzyis 2 years ago
Jeeze, Vancome lady is my hero, the best shit talker ever hahahaha XD
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odog65 2 years ago
lol i love nicole sullivan
unicornmafia3 2 years ago 57
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Yeah, she'll do anything! =3
jewfy2u 1 year ago
@unicornmafia3 you know after she left MAD TV, I had no desire to see Mad TV anymore
onenonlyprincess2 1 year ago
LOL, the most controversial woman on MADtv.
newfful 2 years ago 7
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the women on this show arent as funny as the guys. Im not being sexist, just saying
deathtotubez 2 years ago
that comment was inane and untrue. I'm not being a bitch, just saying
EmpressJudge13 2 years ago
what was the comment? i cant see it anymore
deathtotubez 2 years ago
wait is this purposely meant to be a sketch ina sketch cuz ....i dnt rly no cuz they cut scene
chipmunkluva20 2 years ago
duhhh...
WH012 2 years ago
u noe the guy in the purple track suit with orange hair forgot his name n in this character his voice sounds the same as stuart
denenza 2 years ago
Yeah, He plays Stuart.
pradagirl8 2 years ago
yahh i noe like it seems his voice is the same 4 both characters soo yahh
denenza 2 years ago
Michael McDonald
GKnight2020 2 years ago
yahhhhhhhhhhhhh:D
denenza 2 years ago
" never cum? who you been talkin to?"...lol
" why no habla english? "...
" tcha you know what...neither doez ur mother "....lmfao
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Man that Maria girl is pretty overweight...
Unknownwarcraft 2 years ago
Yes your're right...and the moon is made of cheese ,and the rivers are filled with lemonade...Tccchhhhaaaaa..... you know what? Go and throw up a little bit near the toilet,because i think someday you'll be walking down the street and suddenly ,you'll lose some of your bones...so...ok bye bye now
evilrezz 2 years ago
That was just so corny.
missvanity92 2 years ago
never come lol
sheep1111111 2 years ago
hahaha i lov miss swan!
urbanmusiq 3 years ago 6
tcchhhhaaaa you know what? uh uh.
laaa alaaalalaalala haha i love her.
icefirequeen 3 years ago 3
o pinch me hashere i must be dreaming
ahapink539 3 years ago
wow, this is probably my favorite vancome lady sketch. nicole is great!
allaboutmad 3 years ago
"it's a lot easier to do when you're sober, Mo".. LOL!
piscesrising2006 3 years ago 5
Damn that's funny! I think that it takes guts to make jokes about your physical appearance, especially on national TV. Way to go Nicole Sullivan!!!
goldragon988 3 years ago 3
Who plays Ms.Swan?
pishposhnetwork 3 years ago 2
Alex Borstein (aka Lois Griffen)
calideson 3 years ago 3
@pishposhnetwork Alex Borstein. She is Hilarious
onenonlyprincess2 1 year ago
I would love to see Vancome Lady and Miss Swan in a same sketch show.
NiTroSg 3 years ago 6
The Vancome Lady is such a bitch! Which is exactly why I love her. You rule Nicole!
writingmj 3 years ago 10
zing...
hurricanegeek 3 years ago
neither does your mother, that one was epic haha
epiphonevester 3 years ago 5
Was this the first appearance of Martin Tikvah?
OboxerU 3 years ago
lol she's just insulting the cast including nicole sullivan and that's who she is...lol
LauDor08 3 years ago 2
Hey, dont you dis Miss Swan!!! She rules! (So does Vancome Lady)
PenguinRulerofAnt 3 years ago 4
lol fave lines
"from the size of you it looks like you ate the shoe" and "point taken, shamu"
XxRoxorasXSweetieXx 3 years ago 2
LMAO i love how she always fixes her hair and her hand movements
fubeyotch 3 years ago 2
She's so rude, that's for what makes her funny!
Kurstel 3 years ago
omg!!! i had a stroke watching this soooooo funny!!! where's nicole?
fragileth1ng 3 years ago
this is funny because she is Nicole Sulivan
rayanhazam 3 years ago
this is a sketch on a sketch right? as in the storyline is also about madtv's sketch
Gurizin 3 years ago
i know she sounds little bit u know...to harm to every1 but really she knows how to make us laugh xD...
XMapleGrazyX 3 years ago
a girl just needs a little four play.....lmao that was funny
babygurl19902009 3 years ago 3
1:55 OMFGD!
liamkylesullvian 3 years ago 2
lol she doggin mo collins!
rocksville08 3 years ago
La LA la
Lalala
lalala
dolikedogs69 3 years ago