Remo Williams bullet dodge

[savage495]

it would be funny if he just started bleeding severely.

[sancaka2006]

@Treblaine, according to the story, he does not dodge the moving bullet. He dodges when he sees a small movement of the finger on the trigger. A bad shooter (aimer) may actually hit him.

[LightningChimp]

Fred Ward is like the last of the pulp heroes. He'd have been a bigger star in the era of guys like Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson, guys who weren't pretty and had character. Ward came along about ten or twenty years too late. Still glad he was around.

[cjhyde78]

WTF!!he was old and washed up looking in this move in the 80's please tell me he's dead by now so no more cheesy movies can be made

[osbert]

@cjhyde78 ಠ_ಠ

[therussell1100]

@cjhyde78 He's alive. Just not too marketable. I see him in smaller roles lately.

[chris96kalonji]

@Treblaine This is real, look up Karachov-something No contact. Russians used this kind of stuff all the time. Even though this is a Comedy the main concept is real. There are men in the world who can do this, so trolls can be trolls on interentl, but in real life careful what you say.

[bigdawness]

I'm bigdawness williams...

[makotomikami]

@Treblaine What about if a human fucked a cat? That's GOTTA speed reaction a little bit, huh? xD

[Rtv03]

Seen this movie as a kid. Always loved those bullet dodge scenes.

Couldn't remember what this movie was called so i googled: "Bullet dodging running wet cement statue of liberty 80s movie"

Geez the stuff i had to type to find the name. lol

[ge5undhe17]

"Recalcitrant! Sluggish! Such expected reflexes from a savage philistine westerner. Humph! I trained a chump!" - Grand Master Chiun

[o0206XingYiQuan0o]

you left out the best part where he ignites the twig w/ the frictional heat of his fingers and blows him up, thus looking like an accident. " The best assassinations look like accidents", quote (Master Chun of the school of Shinanju)....

[footballwrestlingaik]

badasssssssssss

[DetectiveOlivaw]

He moves like they do.

[AmericanPoliceState]

A bullet dodge can be done, watching the movement of the shooters hand, watching the shooters hand grip the gun tighter as the trigger is pulled will probably give you a 1 to 2 second advantage

[robg3176]

Haha, the best! Apparently, they took Remo out of retirement and sent him to take out Osama Binladin.

[AmericanPoliceState]

@robg3176 It was a fire team really, Remo, Rambo, Jet Li and Chuck Norris as squad commander.

[robg3176]

@AmericanPoliceState Yes! The original Delta Force.

[anikid0392]

Remo> Neo

[lightsparks]

Jim Carrey did it too, but he cheated wearing a green Mask :P

[bombadecasa]

He would have gotten a medal if he could actually hit the slippery bastard.

[TheEXpothead]

chuck norris doesn't dodge bullet, bullets dodge chuck norris :D

[MassiveMegaManiac]

this is only possible if the guy can predict when the shooter will pull the trigger by the shooters muscle movement

[Breklum]

Remo isn't dodge the bullets. He is reacting of the tiny spasms from his opponent, just before he is firing his gun.

[billdavidson6]

If you saw the movie, the story is not that he moves faster than the bullet. It's that he moves faster than the shooter. He's moving to dodge just before the trigger is pulled.

That makes it closer to plausible but still not really doable.

[57Canham]

HA! that was the greatest ...THE ADVENTURE BEGINS!

[Place4Comedy]

@Treblaine I'm pretty sure that Bruce Lee could move that fast, maybe not to dodge a bullet but for performance, & awesomness.

[The7legacy]

This was good. Next time try a AK - 47.

[gyan02]

I tried this at home but didn't get it quite right.

[yesindeed155]

Lmao

[FortWayneSkate]

lol agent smith form matrix

[sam5959sam]

so f*cking not funny

[misterkami2]

I swear this happens to me all the time when I wanna shoot someone in Call of Duty

[greatdeity]

se parece a wesker de residen evil 5

[thehmph1]

lmao, he tosses the guy like a bitch over the vehicle and THEN says who he is.  Now THAT'S how you make badass formal introductions.

[RetroRobotRadio]

@thehmph1 After the scene was cut he picks up a twig, lights in on fire with his bare fingers, and throws it on the gas tank of the jeep, killing the man. He was sent there to kill him and make it look like an accident.

[shadowkeeper0]

it's obvious u cant dodge a bullet, even a subsonic one coming from handguns...BUT the time between the gunner pointing the gun and actually pulling the trigger is roughly equal to the "dodger's" reaction time...so it possible to anticipate the spot that he is aiming and it has been done in real life (try to fine a point blank shootout with a tree inbetween:P) but apparently you have to be also extremely lucky..

[pipin2003]

yeah right

[hallucinogen74]

Before Remo there was Remos.. Antonis Remos.. The coursed ex president from Iraklis Thessaloniki..

[Xtap0dis]

@hallucinogen74 a re gria me ekanes kai gelasa! hahaaha  to malaka

[hallucinogen74]

@Xtap0dis Ναι ρε το μαλακα... λολ

[Antwnhs92]

LMAO.

Remo Williams owns Chuck Norris.

[RenownedRyan]

Worst SciFi movie ever? The Box. Worst action movie ever? Remo Williams.

[makotomikami]

lawl someone put some thriller music in this xD

[bboychance]

haha ! i love this !!! cheeesy !

[kalebau]

@au4040 this may be a movie, but the real Remo Williams really can dodge bullets!

[Spectonimous]

Weak noob can't even shoot him.

[TheTallMan35]

@Spectonimous He would have had a better chance with an AK-47. Let's see Remo dodge that!

[GoDxDeSiGNs]

@Treblaine LoL omg you're funny you posted the other comment a year ago and after around 11 months you come back and realise you miscalculated? LoL haha

[Treblaine]

@GoDxDeSiGNs yep, it was just a little thing niggling in the back of my mind for the last year.

[Treblaine]

Bad Guy: "LAG!"

[Nerwik]

give the old man uzi :p

[kikkerboy79]

ahahah classic remo move

[VioletSpikeZiggy]

Is it possible to do that?

[darioras]

Fantastic movie!

[LunaBallMagic]

This was the first action movie I saw. I was 5. I've loved it since

[onebaud]

Sorry correction pull up Caberet Willkommen on you tube to see Joel Grey (Chuin) perform also click on money while you are on the page. Worthwhile.

[onebaud]

Chuin was a great part in this movie. The role was played by Joel Grey. Yes the same Joel Grey that was in Caberet. Just for fun pull up Willcommen on you tube and enjoy.

[titoizdaman3]

Jeez I remember watching this crap when I was 11. This movie blows! lol it's good to watch stoned when you're laughing at how bad it is lol!

[Bastige56]

Does anyone remember the cheesy remo williams show? I watched it just the other day.

[TonesterD]

Few bits in there were like Kath's disco dancing in the Australian comedy Kath and Kim...

[boltsguy21]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[mattpayne1972]

Remo Williams,known in the book series as..The Destroyer.One of the best adaptations,and one of the best action films from the 80s.Too bad we never got to have...Remo Williams,The Adventure Continues!!

[c4crookedrider]

That is a 1911 Colt Gov. Model, how the hell did he shoot all 7 bullet and that 80s' Matrix guy manage to pop 2 more rounds outta the magazine, and no, I did mistake that 1911 for a Browning High Power.

[minogue307]

pity remo wasnt stapped 2 the bomb that fell on hiroshima..it might have missed!!

[GorbadIronclaw]

Splendid comment! :D

[echo1v]

Before Neo came Remo. Don't you ever forget that!

[rad4life1]

and Chun!

[x42b]

If it wasn't for Remo Williams , there wouldn't be a Matrix ( =

[talon115]

This was a great movie! I wish that they had made a part 2!

[Nessos007]

i loved this movie when i was the kid, impressing skills, not as impressing as running on water though

You just have to run really fast

[ignaciojork]

love the 80´s movies lol

[liuwill1989]

evasion + dismantle = OP

nerf rogues NOW

[bigbradford69]

WTF

[Zrakki]

EVASION AND DISMANTLE?!?!?!?!

[rickoshaycomics]

lol, 14 round 1911 magazine

[iLeetoa]

Yay albert wesker in real life

[jrny20]

Albert wouldn't stand a chance at an American hero like Remo.

[Falcofan22]

Lol at his gun at 4 seconds

[fish4fish19]

By the time a .45 bullet has traveled 750meters Treblaine has beaten off twice.

[Treblaine]

... on your mom.

[Treblaine]

Slowest .45 bullet = 750m/s

Lets assume you can dodge at 25mph = ~12m/s

Reaction time = 0.16 of a second

distance= ~36m

.45 time to target = 0.048 second

time to dodge 1 foot = 0.025 second

So physically he could actually move in time to dodge but in reality it would be impossible as his reaction time would be too slow, the bullet would hit him in 1/3 the time it would take for him to realise to move.

But if could anticipate the moment he fires to the millisecond... it MIGHT be possible.

[bigbradford69]

nerd

[Treblaine]

I appreciate the compliment.

[44excalibur]

@Treblaine The idea is not to move faster than the bullet, but to move faster than the finger that pulls the trigger.

[MisterBoswell]

@Treblaine Yeah, that's why you just gotta keep moving I guess. You don't have to be faster than a speeding bullet, just faster than the person pulling the trigger. That seemed to be the philosophy of the quick draws of the old west.

[RetroRobotRadio]

@Treblaine Earlier in the movie the made a point about the fact that he didn't learn to dodge bullets, he learned to judge a man's trigger finger tensing. So that way he would dodge just AS the bullet was fired. He didn't have to be faster than a bullet, just faster than his opponents aim.

[manwiththemachinegun]

@Treblaine

The point in the movie, and the books, is that Remo is not dodging the bullet the instant it is fired. He begins to dodge as soon as he sees the shooter tense, hears the gun start to operate, etc. He's reading their muscle movement like Vamp from MGS2.

Still fiction, but slightly more plausible.

[CHRIS11OF11ABERNANT]

@Treblaine

did you work that out?

thats a good head for physics you got on you if you did :)

[velveetaslingshot]

@Treblaine In the movie they explain that Sinanju teaches you to move BEFORE the trigger is pulled. But then again.......its just a freakin movie dude....lighten up....

[Treblaine]

@velveetaslingshot maths like that IS light stuff, for me at least

[velveetaslingshot]

@Treblaine Then I guess you can calculate the velocity at which chicks are totally unimpressed by you.

[Treblaine]

@velveetaslingshot yeah, because comments section of a youtube video of an 80's action B-movie is TOTALLY the best place to pick up chicks.

Fucking amateur man. You and me, we are DONE professionally, I want him of this website... I WANT HIM OFF THE SITE!

*lol at you being butthurt over seeing complicated maths*

[swastikausa]

It would require muscles tuned to a razors edge plus an extraordinary amount of intuitiona nd the ability to speed read body language. But how does an ancient martial art like sinanju contain techniques to dodge bullets since bullets are a fairly recent weapon.

[Treblaine]

@swastikausa (notices your username) Maybe Hitler was trying to dodge a bullet when shot himself through the fucking head. HA! He took the coward's way out. I prefer Churchill's idea of frying him in a lend-lease electric chair >:)

Anyhoo, I'm going to go play COD:WAW as a commie with a sub-machine gun, see how good those fascist are at dodging bullets. They die for Ze Fuhrer and the Fuhrer dies to save himself. It's like he is the Anti-Christ, inverse, everyone dies FOR HIM! FOR NOTHING!

[swastikausa]

oh be nice

[Treblaine]

@swastikausa ...

[foiblebear]

@Treblaine You're forgetting inertia though. You can't instantly move at 25mph from stationary, there's acceleration involved, which depends on how quickly muscle contracts and moves parts of the body. Twisting would be quicker than bending. Jumping has to accelerate the entire body mass. Just sayin. :)

[Treblaine]

@foiblebear Hmm, damn, I always sucked at acceleration graphs. But a quick jot shows even if the muscles COULD move that quick the limit seems to be the maximum acceleration the cranium can sustain before you knock yourself out or sustain sever brain damage. Then of course, once you dodge the bullet you are now travelling through the air at 25 miles and hour, bit like hopping out a car at that speed.

Fuck.

Dodging a bullet is hard.

Remo is a badass.

[hellodonttalk]

@Treblaine calculating data... time used for comment.. 3 minutes - the ammount of times youve been laid = nerd. lol jk -- not

[jonnypui]

@Treblaine Buddy where do you get these calculations?

[MiG2880]

@Treblaine

It's all in the body language.

[kermitfry1]

@Treblaine Have you watched the full show? He learned to anticipate it.

[GunnySGT1911]

@Treblaine .45 bullet has a muzzle velocity around 850 fps. Feet, not meters. At 750m/s (well, didn't do the math to figure out the exact velocity) but it would be traveling at nearly 3 times the speed. lol

Also, I thought it was clear in the movie that he was actually supposed to be dodging the aim of the shooter. He moves out of the line of fire before the shooter pulls the trigger.

Either way, It's one of my favorite movies.

[Devorvan]

@Treblaine not necessarily, if you look back at one of the shots, just before he pulls the trigger he moves. so really in the end his reaction time is greater because the older guy can't pull the trigger quickly. It can be done just by knowing where it will strike as he is pulling back the trigger. So it is possible

[GoombaBoop]

@Treblaine Except some people have had recorded reflex times of 0.05 seconds.

[Lfdjake91]

"Before there was Neo there was Remo" LOL fuckin' classic!

[DuckFeetProductions]

that's like wesker from resident evil

[MightySaturn5]

Too bad they never captured (on film) the Remo Williams from the series...this was a cute movie but not even close to the books

[unvun]

The dude from tremors

[chrismc410]

The dodging likely doesn't work with full auto weapons. Yes, I know its a movie and one can't do it anyway.

[Devilbat]

What about that one news video of the guy shooting the lawyer from the other side of the tree

[alpha216]

dayum

[Simon0]

has anyone ever tried the bullet dodge? I tried the other day with some friends. I wasnt fast enough. Now i only have one leg.

[WayneGumm]

You better quit now, or soon you won't have a leg to stand on.

[Simon0]

haha very nice!

[sabbathtage25]

Fred Ward is the man. I really wish he made it bigger than he did, he's so awesome!! this movie is such a classic. true movie fans appreciate it thoroughly.

[robj200735]

Yeah he was great in Florida Straits and Miami Blues, and of course Escape from Alcatraz even though a small part

[shimmisking]

hahah i thought he was going to do something properly amazing at the end but he just threw that guy over a car lol

[PFCAhammed]

lol

[Simon0]

well they missed the next part, where he holds a twig, lights it on fire by rubbing it with his thumb, tosses it on the floor at a trail of fuel, then the car blows up (with that guy inside).

So yah, they stopped it early so it looks a bit lame.

[Simon0]

hey there i found the full clip.

Search on youtube for

"Kate Mulgrew in Remo Williams"

it has the full clip! nice.

[Simon0]

addition, it is clip 7/7

[VipericVampire]

Actually you should say, before Deacon Frost came Remo.

[placeyourbetsbrawl]

Or maybe, before Chuck Norris came Remo...

[VipericVampire]

LOL!

[horatio422006]

The secret to dodging bullets is to not be where the bullet is - Chuin, master of Sinanju.

[smurfblood]

I remember watching this as a kid and thinking that Remo was such a badass. I was such an idiot.

[tommyt1971]

Yeah, the editing in this scene is really bad, for starters. And a Colt .45 only holds 7 shots.

[Ragitsu]

@tommyt1971

There are nine round magazines available.

[tommyt1971]

@Ragitsu Would they have been available in 1985 tho? Not sure myself...

[Ragitsu]

@tommyt1971

Turns out an *eight* round magazine is what I had in mind. Still, a nine round magazine isn't exactly impossible, plus you can always carry an extra round in the chamber.

Ah, well, one shouldn't look towards movies for facts :P.

[PFCAhammed]

lol

[scubastaff]

Asbo Quality! The Remo swivel is legendary!

[evilone047]

This movie was OK, but the books that its based on were so much better. This Remo was a pussy compared to the Remo from the Destroyer series. And those books were extremely violent compared to this. Worst thing this Remo did was poke a guy in the eye. Same with Chiun. This Chiun was OK but the Chiun from the series was so much better and funnier. He could do just about everything but fly and he could almost do that too.

[Madmasa]

I think that Remo's best kill was that, when he explosed a guy's fingertips.

[ThiefInLaw]

This movie has everything you could possibly ask for. A white guy acting like an asian, bullet-dodging, starting fires with your thumb, hanging off of ferris wheels and Lady Liberty and even the old fucker from the "Diabetus" commercial. If I'm not mistaken, there is even a part where that little wannabe asian fucker says that the greatest thing the americans ever invented was the soap opera. What more can you ask for?

[mcOlli3]

Dark Knight Smark Knight. That's the kind of movie that makes $500 in 18 days!

[Kjjoker1]

omg there r vids for everything on youtube

(this is an awsome movie btw)

i saw this movie a couple days ago on demand and i wondered if there would be somthing on youtube and here it is

[asmilesa]

ahh, you cut off the part where he starts the fire with his fingers and then blows up the vehicle with that bad guy in it

[geromik]

I love classic martial arts movies but this one would be in the slot #1.

Have you guys seen "Ninja III: The Domination"?

[kcg5000]

who hasnt

[Juria316]

Ah, I love this movie! Forget Neo, Remo could kick his monotone arse straight out of video-game world! Remo Williams rules all!

[spacexploder]

women should stay home and make babys.

[kcg5000]

you move like a pregnant yak!!!

[houseofsinanju]

Correct, even I can not make a silk purse from a pigs ear.

Chuin

[houseofsinanju]

He is nothing but a clumsy oaf, who moves like a baboon with two club feet. It is a simple trick I taught Remo, monkey see, monkey do

Chuin

[JKODarthrat]

I would not dare to disagree with you, Master.

[darkguy9944]

he is predicting the place where the bullet is going to go

[Dozirulf]

"In -- out. Like a duck mating."

[razielz25]

Remo Williams is "The One" not Neo.

[Jeremy092387]

This looks like the inspiration of Vamp in Metal Gear Solid, he does the same exact thing!

[dysthymia7]

haha yeah.

[NinjaFreak002]

dodges all bullets

" aghh fuck this" *throws gun , kills dude*

lool whats up with the gay spins lol

[chrisinsocalif]

Matrix got nothing on this guys moves!

[thkaal]

Named after a bedpan company. How sad.

[touristmap]

BEST... MOVIE.... EVER!

EVER EVER EVER!!!

:)

(really, I'm not joking - my all time favorite)

[cassiopol]

Êta cabra da peste !!!

[itsbusinessbaby]

i saw this movie a long time ago...

but i just learned today, that Chiun - the old Korean guy in this movie...was actually played by a white guy?!!

lol, wtf

[shkotay]

Yep, Jay something or other. A jewish fellow. He was a ballet dude if I recall the story. Always wondered how the old guy could move the way he did. Had me totally convinced he was Korean and did a great job. Fricken great movie.

[wubranch]

joel grey was his name and he was jennifer grey's dad.

[Mrbucbyc]

dude, he was there to chew bubble gum and kick some ass, and remo was all outta bubble gum, can anyone say matrix? haha.

[supasonicv]

And step, 1,2 and step 1,2 now speeeen! u can now dodge bullets

[plebhead4]

LMAO!! what decade is this from!??! 1337 bullet dodging skillz!

[CrazyEight901]

Lol @ that spin move...

[zXBurningHaloXz]

wow that is gay i wanna see him dodge a gatling gun =D

[murphfromtimmonspark]

Badass!