Ostrich lays an egg!

[rockinthewall]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuccccchhhh!­

[CanadianGamer420]

why have over 200,000 people watched this video.

[kcuskcid0]

"wow oh my omg look at that" - phst white people

[arizonatsunami]

What is she saying?!!!!

[TL4life2797]

I'm sorry but THIS was one of your highlights after visiting Kenya?....

[superjezz]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[Illisil]

She's saying, WOW! it felt good to get that thing outta ma' pussy!

[samirbluewin]

to much fucked

[NacodaLupine]

Oh the things writers must do for research.

[QwertySkill]

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY YOUNG EYES ಠ_ಠ

[HARVSTO]

Wow, after the egg came out the mother ostrich stood right up like saying "lol just laying an egg no pressure".

It's hard to be a human woman, i'm telling ya.

[Littlemissflygurl101]

remind of taking big dump after taco bell

[skiie]

someone should run up and punch that ostrich in the face.

[MrQuatrox]

now you know how i fell on toilet

[thelatedavidsmith]

SHIT IT OUT

[MrLovemodernwarfare2]

pop goes the ostrich

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

EWWE EWWEWEWEWEW EEWWWEWFUCKEWWWWWWWWEEHEHWEWWW­WWWWWW

[rainbowinmycoffee]

the ostrich is an expert!

[ANDR0BETA]

@rainbowinmycoffee You mean an eggspert...

[andsmurfycraft]

pop



[MsCute1221]

Ouch

[xoxoxoLOVELESSxoxoxo]

this is like porn, animal ver. :X

[atvonz]

"i cannot believe and ostrich laying an egg"

did you expect the ostrich to throw up an egg ??????

[Sei1863]

WHY, Brett Erlich??

[rocdiomondgansta]

how the fuck did i end up watching this ... ._.

[YoungKoolness17]

@rocdiomondgansta by clicking on the video

[MrGama7]

Love the sound effects :):)

[gameboygeorge1]

ostride porn

[MegaCrazyshow]

The girl taping sounds like shes masterbating lmfao

[StarfishesRawesome]

TIME FOR AN OMLET

[tarheelbrutha]

@StarfishesRawesome  One HELL of an Omlet

[yamammiwammi]

"ahhhh maaah gaaaaahd!"

[woodhousethebutler]

@yamammiwammi

Man that made my day.

[MsPurpleNinja8]

her poor vagina

[MsChickenville]

Aww, thats something not everyone gets to see in a day! And I would say exactly the same thing (in reference to caseyOMG1l) it is cleary an expression of empathy and awe at what that bird is achieving and going through and anyone who has has delt with child birth would understand. Some people need to mature and be grateful we have the ability to see these moments in our world.

[Randomaccounttable]

it will be funny if it was just a sh~it

[ranger80pl]

now imagine to take a dump this size, this would be painful:)

[caseyOMG1]

stop saying "Oh my god." lady cuz its not like ur the one whos laying the egg. :)

[caseyOMG1]

"i can not BELIVE an ostrich laying an egg!" WELL U BETTER BELIVE IT LADY!!

[BlammmSugnin]

Bring a girl watching this...I felt scared...

[junheng02]

it has like a seed coat around it

[ToshiroFrog]

heh, wow. just lays the egg, and then leaves it... talk about abandoning child! :(

[GinaxClen]

LOL.....its running away from the egg!! it went to go get the person in charge!! xD

[sweet58441]

Why the fuck did I just watch this? lol

[MrMedicateMe]

It's like a dog with feathers trying to pass a giant kidney stone

[DazIOM1140]

I find it strange how it stands up ;/

[caseyOMG1]

shes saying.. HOLY CRAP!! WHAT IS THAT THAT WHITE THING AND WHY DOES MY CRACK HURT?!

[Tommit9]

@caseyOMG1 YOU ARE SO FUNNY!! I love it!

[ecojojo99]

haha! I was like "yay!" when when the egg was layed. :) Thanks for uploading this. :) I liked and added to my favouriets!

[DeathValleyRoad]

Yeah I always wonder how in the world I end up watching these videos 

[TashiHD]

lol she lays the egg and walks away like she didn't do it

[sssukaPSN]

It looks like when I take a shit

[AndrewIsScootering]

why is she like amazed with it?. An Ostrich just shit an egg on her lawn?!?!

[ItsLineyXx]

so what did u do with the egg?

[ro0tt]

thats not a f'n ass hole!! O_o my whole body can fit in it..

[Lumak1]

MY ASS!!

[sawu101]

i find this difficult to masturbate to.

[AnimeSearchGuy]

@sawu101 LOL XD

[mykidlets]

This is a really cool video thanks for sharing :)

[WhyTryCSSProductions]

how in the hell did i get here

god damnit youtube

[aznguy11111]

@WhyTryCSSProductions i know! lol

[DaBoomz13]

her vag must hurt

[LeFrenchiee]

@DaBoomz13 nahh, i think that's its anus.

[therealdude1]

@LeFrenchiee - it's actually a cloaca, a combination of the two. Reptiles and birds only have one exit hole, as they are more primitive in their morphology.

[heavell99]

@DaBoomz13 They don't have those, they have cloakas.

[Spidey393]

@DaBoomz13 That's her asshole.

[chobiv7]

@DaBoomz13 of course!!

[1000starrystar]

@DaBoomz13 its called Vent

[DJCandyGurl]

Ugh, I hate those birds. Every time we go to ANY zoo and see the ostriches, they try and attack me from behind the fence! But it must suck to lay an egg that big.

[Klarkao]

what a pain in the ass...

[asianoutcast87]

Get behind the ostrich and then push the egg back inside. lol. That would hurt though.

[fashiz09]

@asianoutcast87 LMAO! I think u need all the help u can get! XD

[X2Soccer2010]

Its stuck!!!

[HesDaryl]

i felt really awkward after wathcing this

[BurekPkr]

after the egg was out the bird is like"fuck finally!!"

[thedesertmisfit]

why would anyone upload a 30 second video

[ajharloop]

hold on why the hell did i click on this

[judger23]

Ostrich : oHmmm... AhHrhrhhgghh.. !!! (PLOK) ... oh my god,. that was big,.

did anyone see me?.. (Looks Left and Right).. good no one *runs fast*

[Xxhardcore94xX]

the camra woman Squirted :P ohh yes omg ohhh yes mmm ;)

[raoofmniazi]

Ammazing

[davidbgeez123]

OMIGYAD OMIGYAD OMIGYAD WHOAH~!

[Hecdick125]

whooo shes saying!!!! ( WHAT)

[AfterMath428]

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[SuperJenny123456]

@AfterMath428 why would you say ewwwwwwwww when YOU clicked on it yourself...not trying to be mean just sayin....

[anwarali12309]

EWW IT JUST POOPED A EGG lol!!

[TheKillerCub]

So, in order for her to lay an egg, her entire cooch has to be on the outside of her body? Hahahaha

[CandyGirl11214]

well that looks painfull!(:

[cfeicht23]

Alien queen

[MaxSachs]

That would make one hell of an omellette!

[1337soldiahs]

Imagine if birds break into a hospital to unwantedly film childbirths.

It would be awkward, wouldn't it

[SirianKings]

Wish women laid eggs. It would solve so many problems.

[KrashDown25]

Shiiiiiiiit, walk it off mrs.ostrich, walk it off...

[kylethehedgehog101]

The ostrich is like, " aw shit, shit, this is one big crap. OH MY GOD! Going to that bar wasn't a good idea"

XD

[okan931]

lucky it dindt ended like 1guy 1jar.......

[ThePokemonmaster876]

I think the woman was more pleased then the ostrich xD

[kangie285]

wow amazing

[xxmyhorseluvsmexx]

So thats how they do it.

[dreamboy316]

id love that in my ass

[guhbnu]

@dreamboy316 wtf hahahaha

[skinybitch]

i dont wanna be a duck, i dont wanna be a bird

i dont wanna lay an egg, cuase that would hurt!

[FullMetal119]

it like shat havvy shit thats hard to come out and if it does your anus hurts Xd

[MightyJustas]

Ostrich wasnt laying the egg, it was shitting the egg!!!!

[FlowingDepths]

To all of you people who are saying, "why'd she leave the egg?" etc etc, most birds lay a clutch of eggs, not just one. Meaning, they lay one egg, leave it, and come back later to lay more. Also, this egg may or may not have been fertile. While birds will sit on infertile eggs, they do not always sit on the egg immediately after laying it.

[famous1779]

wow

[kaiwkc]

the mom went away and didnt care about her egg?

[Kassad101]

@kaiwkc Shes walking off the pain in the Ass XD

[HAHAOMGLOL111]

@kaiwkc not all eggs are babies, most are menstruation, like chicken eggs you eat..

[AlmostCanid]

lol, it rolled

[TheRunningComedian]

Thats a big omelette.

[mmmbad]

That HAD to hurt!  Great job momma!

[PrettyDarnFlyy]

-JESUS

[wartortle577]

Question of the day:

Finish the sentence in the end of the video

"She's saying..."

[es13100]

@wartortle577 shes's saying THAT WAS A PAIN.... 6 MORE AND WE'LL HAVE A PRETTY BIG OMLETTE!

[tanya3032]

ostrich towards end- dammit!...walk it out

[GmTruckCarLove]

Yumm Yumm i want some of that

[pizzafan1234]

Nature Orgy in the background.

[stephanie5511]

DAMAN



[TheNightBishop]

perverts XD

[punisher102938]

the ostrich is like "you caused me alot of pain you son of a bitch so im leaving youin the grass"

[sunchippy]

Ha! Hows that for "Get a life!!!' i'd be pissed if my mom dumped me down like that!

[giratina16]

Can you imagine turning that into a dippy egg. Lol it looked like it was prolapsing.

[kizong]

it hurt like hell, so the ostrich had to walk it off

[nflmj93]

@kizong lmao i agree

[pokepickachu]

LOL and it just walks away :)

[luvrainn]

pop goes the weezzel

[yellowstarfish09]

i cant beleive ostriches lay eggs either!

[Pingu65716]

0:13 looks like a penis... O_o disturbing

[iiCatplz]

jesus christ that must have hurt like hell.

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

right after it drops the egg it was thinking "ahh, ohh, damnit, argh!, walk it off, just walk it off!"

[repticman123]

i think your a little to excited about the ostrich layin an egg, and that seriously looked like it hurt............

[iCokePlayer]

ROFL

[hmj87599]

gross

[michaelchoi333]

what a good mother... leaving the egg

[plugz10]

That had to hurt the Va Jay Jay

[Aohan815]

this woman is so getting too excited from just an ostrich

[NinjaCyborgJesus]

@Aohan815 it's a rare sight.

[ct139rl]

why is dat poop white?

[seemore7777777]

OMG is she horny? listen to her. ROFL!

[jeff29992001]

feeds 6 ppl! they cost $39 at whole foods market, expensive.

the egg whites are lighter than chicken eggs, the yolks are creamier.

[xCloudish]

Why did the ostrich run away from the egg?

[ThatPSIKid]

@xCloudish To get to the other side!

[killkayla]

actually birds only have 1 hole, its called a vent or a cloaca. its functions are birth canal, vagina ,and its used for waste removal.

this ostrich seemed to be having a little bit harder time then usual though, usually it pretty much just pops out after about 2 contractions.

[dawg1157]

that's nothing. I have poops like that all the time.

[wontonchewer]

ahahaha

[urockmyworldmj]

HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA

[samueljohnclark]

it doesn't have a butthole it ahs one hole for fieces/urine and eggs (cloaca)

[MingTheMerciful]

never knew that ostrich laying eggs can be painful

[ThisIsMyName559]

big butt hole

[molonlave2010]

eggs don't come out in the butthole, if a woman gives birth to a child, does it come out of it's butthole? lol

[urockmyworldmj]

omg! u r soo funny. and no it doesnt lol!!!!!!

[meticulum]

Something tells me you were an anal delivery, Moronslave2010.

[molonlave2010]

I feel sorry for idiots like you, maybe you need to lay off the pot mate.

[meticulum]

Yup. You definitely were an anal delivery. I'm guessing your poor mother had sit on the can for 9 month before you slithered out of her ass into the bowl.

[MychalMonstrousity]

Ew, LOL

[ReyMysterioRO]

from that egg , a T Rex hatched xD

[redgaridose]

by the way thats all i cud think of

[redgaridose]

big egg comeing out of ass

[sandynica]

ouch sideways !!!

[DiskTwenty]

Goatsee is jealous. Loook at that big ostrich ass hole.

[krashadrack]

u have no pussy after that

[Tamuz95]

you do its just torn

[yotapact]

weird

[eileenher97]

it came out so perfectly

[mmmbad]

Bless her heart! Great job, girl!

[alexthepure]

"Whoo! Shes saying-

[bubbles764]

looks painfull

[pieces141127]

Wow! That's one big egg. How many eggs do they usually lay?

[Kurolli]

I think they only have one,

[princexxx28]

Although an ostrich egg is the largest of all eggs, it is the smallest egg in relation to the size of the bird. The Ostrich egg will weigh 1600 - 2300 gm (about 3.5 to 5 pounds) and is equivalent in volume to 2 dozen chicken eggs. An Ostrich Hen can lay 40 - 100 eggs per year, averaging about 60 eggs per year. The ostrich hen will typically lay 10 eggs, but some productive hens will lay more. Ostrich eggs hatch in 42 days.

[BboyAura]

hahahaha i bet the ostrich was like "man laying an egg is an pain in the ass!!!"

[beefheart22]

eww

[DianeDi]

Ouch... how do you spell relief?

[Jal8919536]

What a perfect landing that egg made, right side up. :D

[ddog892]

Thank God it didnt come out sideways

[xcrayziestephx]

lol she had to shake it off

[Star13570]

lol ostriches are soo cool. I remember we had one at a camp in a ranch. Her name was Jake (not sure 100%), but she had here eggs in a next next to the fence and everytime our rancher mows the lawn, Jake would chase after it to drive him away from her eggs. She was a nice ostrich though, I'll miss that place.

[mmmbad]

Good job, Momma!

[ASSEMblerEX]

It would probably kill you.

[sssyyydddney]

i got bit by an Ostrich