Plight of the Black German Emo

[MrHaji24]

I'm half black im proud to be black!! I'm big fans of German national team of football fuck soccer!

[DerLiebeNar]

Ja, finde auch, dass du gute Vortschritte gemacht hast. Ich wäre froh, wenn ich auch nur halb so gut in Englisch wäre. Die Aussprache hat sich auch sehr verbessert, zwar noch nicht perfekt, aber lass mal einen Deutschen "squirrel" sagen.

[MissVidaBoheme76]

Du bist lustig! bitte nicht aufhören! und mein Kompliment, Deutsch is schwer zu lernen, und Du machst Dich unglaublich gut!

[fromxanna]

emo sein ist nicht alles ;) 

[fromxanna]

emo sein ist nicht alles ;)

[KillTheHipHop]

toll und dafür hab ich jetzt 1:45 meines Lebens geopfert

[TheIvberto]

Ich liebe dich

[Nukleos]

Hey hey xelander,

man kann in deinen Videos richtig sehen, wie dein deutsch sprunghaft besser wird/wurde. Ich finde es super, dass ein erwachsener Mann es sich zur Aufgabe macht, deutsch zu lernen. Ist das mehr ein Hobby oder hast du eine deutsche Frau?

regards

[Xelanderthomas]

@Nukleos you nailed it, meine Frau  ;-)

[TheLittleMsEmo]

keine Witze über Emos- auch wenn du ein deutsch sprechender Amerikaner bist... das ist erniedrigend

[Xelanderthomas]

@TheLittleMsEmo actually, with your hypertensive response, you're kind of proven my point. Get a grip.

[Xelanderthomas]

@TheLittleMsEmo actually, with your hypertensive response, you're kind of proving my point. Get a grip, lighten up!

[WONDERHEART929]

just grow your hair out baby you can cut it in a completly avant gard box or gumby the others emo kids would be totaly jealous of...or you can lock your hair and they ll fall down your face like the hair style Seal used to wear when he had hair. Or you could just glue some hair on your hair if your truly desperate....hope ur not that desperate though..good luck

[DerJutzz]

ICH LIEBE DICH :D

[Niron121]

Scheiss Emos^^

[casyburnsed]

Haha du bist ein sehr lustiger mann.

[paxgermanicus]

hehe ich bin schwarz und muss noch schwarze sachen tragen als Emo *lach* abgefahren :D

[Xelanderthomas]

@paxgermanicus I take that as a compliment. :-)

[Derneuerradikaler]

this guy just called himself a girl

[kilalayasha]

HEY OLD UGLY OLD HEAD OLD GERIATIRC EMO'S THE NAME FOR THE LOSER ONES WHO ARE GOING THROUGH THE EARLY STAGES OF DEMENTIA!!!! ITS NURSING HOME FOR YOU "GUMMIE" DON'T WORRY DEPRESSING IS A SIGN OF ALTIMERS JUST TAKE YOUR MEDS AND YOU WILL BE DEAD IN NO TIME OH YEA DON'T FOR GET TO CHANGE YOUR PAMPER OLD HEAD

[kilalayasha]

your ugly and old and just too ugly to and old to be emo first of all emos are not in there late 30's early 40's and you are a loser yours a fucking loser grow the fuck up and move on your too late old man! emo time is over for you lose the phony germen talk i'm sorry you wasted all you time learing germeny just so you could make this stupid vido your Too Old Old man leave it to the young hott beautiful black emo boys/girls ps i am not an emo....lol

[Cleverreason]

I guess she's saying she didn't like it, Xelander! ;-) lol

[Xelanderthomas]

@Cleverreason I guess soooo lol

[veerleke]

@kilalayasha i can'tbelieve you

*thought he was for real

*can't hear that is real german

*ended your angry poisonous rant with ....'lol'

*O.o

[kilalayasha]

@veerleke O_O!! WOW IDNK?

[veerleke]

@kilalayasha =ô.ô=  ¿what the miao?

[kilalayasha]

@veerleke WTF?....DON'T UNDER WHAT YOU JUST SAID?

[kilalayasha]

@veerleke WTF?....HE IS UGLY EWW.

[SuperSayjinElite]

Heil Deutschland!

[SuperSayjinElite]

Nein, du bist eine Scheißnegger!

[DStrothi]

@SuperSayjinElite Du bist eine Schande für Deutschland.

[SuperSayjinElite]

@DStrothi Und sie sind ein Scheiß Antifa!

(und Sie müssen lernen, wie man Leute anredet, ich kenne Sie nicht!)

[MrRieYen]

you sound like a retarded german

[Xelanderthomas]

@MrRieYen hA HA ha ha right up there with the funnest comments I've had.

[Br3Ak3r19]

sooo geil.. ol äää ich bin blond... und weiss aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[unikat73]

i break together ! :D

[PheonixBeats]

WTF!? LOL

[11C0nrad1]

HAHAha get a life

[lbc213187]

der nimmt doch drogen oder

[Xelanderthomas]

@lbc213187 lol

[tresckow]

@lbc213187

by the way this was funny in a weird way.

[unikat73]

@lbc213187 du etwa nicht? ha, aussenseiter!

[BGBlueULTRAS]

hahahahha THIS IS TURKISH NO GERMAN

FUCK TURKEY

[hardstyle905]

@BGBlueULTRAS trust me, this is German.

[Picheta32192]

I hope it's easy to get into Germany and work there. I would like to be an English teacher in foreign countries, and German is the only other language I speak.

[Wurstbrot007]

hahaha nice ;)

zum Thema Einwanderung: w w w.auswaertiges-amt.d e/diplo/de/Infoservice/FAQ/Arb­eitLebenDeutschland/07-Einwand­erung.h t m l

Vielleicht hilft es ja weiter.

[phinchen94]

thanks for your answer!

anyway its really funny!

[phinchen94]

haha das video ist lustig!...aber keiner von den emos auf den fotos trägt schwarz ;)

the video is funny! but none of the emos at the pictures wears black ;)

[atkinson661]

lol that was funny!

[pyrointeam]

Ich bin sehr traurig, weil obwohl ich schwarz bin - ich auch noch immer schwarz tragen muss.

Roooofl

[pyrointeam]

Haha ich hab mich weggelacht.

Das ist echt witzig.

[kincaide67]

Very, very amusing!  Love the sarcasm!

[dawndawn992]

-.-'''

[Pie0Bawls]

Der neger ist sehr hasslich, kein traurig, HAAAAASSLICH!!!

[teden20]

crazy funny, i mean seriously, that is so goddammed funny, i think i almost shit my pants!

[VandalBuilt]

I was just wondering how did you move to germany?...because i'm trying to figure out ways to leave america...any tips will help.

[Xelanderthomas]

@VandalBuilt actually I haven't moved to Germany yet - I will

my tip.... marry a Germany ;-)

[VandalBuilt]

yeah i heard marrying a german girl was a way over there, but I thought you might have another way of moving out threre that i may not know about yet....but thinks for the info

[Xelanderthomas]

@VandalBuilt well, you can just go there and look for work - if you're American you can get a visa and find work, if you are European I think you don't even need the visa, you can just go there, find the work and then get a work visa. Or something. Look into.

[kautschukmedia]

seven years of living in germany makes u german...

(during this seven years you need to have work, and you must not commit any crimes)

how do i know? : i'm german

[Xelanderthomas]

But I don't think you even need to "be" German to work and live there, right? That can't be. I'm pretty sure of it.

[tresckow]

@Xelanderthomas

no you dont. in fact i think as an american you dont even need a visum.

[danhaworth]

Brilliant.

[alygrace]

I love the title.haha

[KatzeChoco]

dam :D

[EarlyRave84]

schwarzer emo xD

[lubangad]

those slating him, he's just practising his German in a funny way

[mailbu09]

ahhh your GOOD. some people think your actually retarted from this though! hahaa, they think this is how you really are. But i LOVE all your videos when you speak german coz you speak slow enough for me to understand! :D so Vielen Dank! Do you live in germany now or something??

[ThomasNBVB]

lol :D

[xDfranziDx]

ich mag wie du "Emo" aussprichst :D

[Addy0503]

Wie geil ist das denn !!! Ganz großes Kino !! I love you man !!!

[Mimamok]

echt gut

[WSAT1945]

AHAHHAHAHAHAH der witz mit dem lange haar welches über dem Auge hängt war geil :D

[CologneTobi]

Genial

[MushroomRaincloud]

haha, i love your videos! =D

[XxAfroCoreBassxX]

Lol grow ur hair out and get a perm

Aint that hard bro XD

[blackrockerchic17]

lmaooo is he rlleh speaking german???

[erikmandke]

yes

[introduction1988]

yup

[BillyFeynman]

@blackrockerchic17 ich shctool assenhousen, spunktensmitzen slagvia von shagenfuken ya?

[alkaw]

hahahaha nice :D

could not imagine something more bizzare :D

[tag1989]

haahahha i feel srry for this guy cause his black and german, rotten luck

[Nutzername92a]

are you serious? Do you think, people have rotten luck if they are black and German?!

Primarily everyone is a human being! So you shouldn't judge about him if you don't know him!

[YoungSteve17]

What an idiot u r man

[tag1989]

but its true man, im black and id hate to b german and also retarded hahhaahahahahahah srry

[YoungSteve17]

Its ok. Not Your fault your fucktarded. Mother always told me to take care of people below me in the world

[tag1989]

hahahahahahahhahahah hey im good person really ;)

[nightmareklown]

ein swarze deutch emo okay ich hab alles gesen

[LoV3KiZz]

XDD Zu geil XD

I WANT TO SEE MORE!!^^

[Plexpara]

fuck all emos, black or white. hehe

[Hadokenmaster]

you're good. hope you make som other german videos soon.

[KnasiTaket]

somehow that is funny XD have no idea why though lol

[FaNaTiC91344]

bistn bisschen verbacken aber GEIL GEIL GEIL xD!!!!!!!!!!

[JohnyWindmill]

was soll denn verbacken bitte heißen??

[FaNaTiC91344]

verklatscht,dumm usw.

[JohnyWindmill]

aso klar.

das wort verklatscht war mir jetzt auch neu, aber immerhin war der kommentar nicht rassistisch gemeint

[FaNaTiC91344]

neeeein... war nicht rassistisch gemeint ;)

wie denn auch hälfte meiner familie is farbig xD!

ich mein das is kein grund könnt dann trotzdem rassistisch sein..aber bin ich net ^^ Black Power...White Power............WORLDPOWER xD

omg ich laber eine scheiße haha hau rein xD

[archivos042003]

put subtitles in german and english in your vids about german

[boysrulegirlsrkewl]

hey im german and black but not emo lol

[Xelanderthomas]

Cool, I want to talk to you more.

[SuperEpicX]

A black guy in Germany? Wow, I bet he's getting his ass kicked a lot.

[Germanator93]

Well, actually he doesn't live in germany. And not every black who lives in Germany gets his ass kicked. But i know that it happened in my hometown in a bad bar where the nazis met.

[SuperEpicX]

I just assumed Germany is crawling with neo-nazis.

[Germanator93]

yeah, sure. I cant get outside without seeing hundreds of neonazis!

[scarface19832]

Not really as many as you would think. I'm from the US and have been to Germany a few times. I haven't ever seen more than a small piece of racist graffiti or something of that sort. It is highly illegal in Germany to deny the holocaust or have any nazi paraphernalia or propaganda

[SuperEpicX]

I thought swastikas were illegal, but I assumed protest of National Socialism was allowed. It's good to hear Germany left all of that behind.

[grindfuckernms]

maybe in your country...

[SuperEpicX]

It actually is.

[IsaakHunt]

You can express nationalist ideas in Germany, but every opinion that's based on overpowering the democratic state and constitution is forbidden, whether it's left or right. Equality of all men is also an unchangeable right in the constitution, therefore rascism is forbidden. German extreme right-wing parties sneak around these subjects pretty well in order to be recognized as a legal party. All this doesn't mean that rascism and nationalist ideas don't exist in society, but it's a small minority

[Fichtenbrenner]

Halloooo... hm... kannt Du mir sagen, wo ich eine schwarze Emo-Puppe mit deinem Aussehen bekommen kann?

[radopunk]

Du musst nicht so sehr auf Oberfläche achten.

Sei einfach weinerlich, selbstmitleidig, aufmerksamkeits- & konsumgeil.

Dann lass es Dir gutgehen und heule rum, wie furchtbar die Welt ist.

Dann mach Dir ein paar Kratzer in den Unterarm und zeig allen(aber auch wirklich allen, auch denen die´s nicht wissen wollen) wie sehr Du doch leidest.

Jeder kann EMO sein, man braucht bloß Mangel an Selbstachtung.

Viel Spaß!

[civilisationskerl]

Du schreibst auch so schwul!

[Xelanderthomas]

Or just emo (lol)

[ChinaCelina]

Best Vid ever =)

LOv this ♥<333

[reubsboyd]

Ich bin ein EMOOOO

weil es sehr kuhl ist. XD

heh dein video its ja kuhl.

[BaMb0oChAs007]

so dumm xD

[Recals]

ja hammer gut das es leute gibt die sich selbst nicht so ganz ernst nehmen

[samfischkopf]

endlich mal wieder ein video dass die 5 sterne verdient hat......ich lieg unterm tisch vor lachen xD

[ryosuke989]

HAHAHA THAT WA AWOSME! great ;)

keep up the work.. as well up your hair XD

[thesweetonejugger]

ok, that was a waste of my 1:48 minutes that i will never get back

[Xelanderthomas]

nope, you never will

[HollowIchigo34566]

correction : 1:53 minutes of your life, you wasted another 5 seconds to comment faggot :)

btw hella funny vid Xelander xD

[tag1989]

hahahaha that was clever

[icecreamdaddy]

ha ha :D

[ahnungie]

these are stupid guys who never at all represent Africans...stupid comedian

[thisisgrey]

This is the funniest video ever made. I can't stop laughing. It is sooo good, jajaja

[Timo92x]

LOL

[A1B2C4DED8]

fick vivian tigress

[austinlove1]

oh...dein Akzent...

[KiroilevaSiili129]

zu geil. :D

[skengdaddyscully]

ich habe lange haare, wiel ich nicht ein emo ist. i hope that sounded right, just touching up on what little german i may know.

[skengdaddyscully]

i meant obwohl, not weil*

[Bohnethekeks]

:D:D:D i like it xD

[Doriado3]

Spinner ..

[Adipatus]

Sehr gut!!! Mein freunde.

Das war sehr lustig :-) !!!!!

[frankfreestyler]

du must doch gar nicht lange haare haben jeder kann auf seiner art ein emo sein ich versuch auch gard ein emo zusein is nicht so leicht hehe^^

[cetnikz]

Nothing more dangerous than a black man speaking Schwab.

[RiMKO]

lol :D

is echt witzig :)

[TerentiaWillsomethin]

ahahaa good stuff

[InsaneRema]

This isnt even funny.

FAIL

[KGHalo21]

ich habe sehr lange schlange

[siskovocaler]

haha ur fucking awesome :D

[jazzijj1011]

LOL. that was pretty funny, but how old is this guy??

[Xelanderthomas]

I am fucking old, dude.

[meuwtwo]

Du bist verruckt! Es war lustig and crazy at the same time.

[Danilovestokiohotel]

lol your videos are always so funny

[RomeR0]

Hehehe.

Now i know it wasn't wrong to subscribe your videos ~1 year ago. Always funny and you are going better in talking german, then i do in english ;)

Always nice to watch your videos.

Take care and greetings from Germany!

[nathanyel7]

The real Children of Israel are the Blacks that were made slaves in the Americas, including Brazil, come see bible proof!

[tazzb]

you are so fucking true man

[Sonnie55]

hahahahaha ......... awesome!

[paulpembroke]

bahahaha ~!

[papachingwa]

love it!!!!

[RocketSciience]

Well that was weird =]

Lmao.

[Subeye]

dammit! youtube is so slow for me and i dont know why... (got a 16mbit connection)

but your videos xelander are hilarious

[PhanAntje76]

Was passiert wenn fünf Emo's sich gleichzeitig im gleichen Zimmer aufhalten ? ^^

-Einer begeht Selbstmord, da er keine Ecke zum Heulen hat !!! Lohell !

[afrodeutsch27]

I love German.

[Sethemo]

Awesome.

[RhumanIaffectionP]

Lol i talked to that 3rd kid before,on youtube. Whats funny is he wasnt so popular until he put a pic of himself up...Those 12 year old emo whores!

But hahahaha,nice video. I loved the expression on your face. I'm a brown emo and I feel ya :D

[xXxpazuxXx]

haahh hes funny looking!!!

WOW BLACK EMOS THERE YOU GO!!

[xdeidaraxtobix]

The Ending Is THe Best!! "I DONT HAVE LONG HAIR!!!!" XD YOU CRACK ME UP

[Jelloxox]

LMFAO ALL THE OTHER BLACK PEOPLE WEAR COLORFUL CLOTHS .... I can't get over that one.

[xXpaOie09Xx]

bahaha!! dats soo feakin funny..

[stencilwashington]

ahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahhaa­hah

great!!!!

[Izzyexile]

Haa haa. Too silly!

[amadprussian]

Das war sehr gute!

That was very good!

[Supenmanu]

well on the other hand if ya hair is allready black, ya ain't have to dye it black (-:

[friedelmatheis]

haha :'D sehr geil

[TT202020]

TT is back!

[highheadjester]

Man that was funny as hell!!! tho ....come on now....emo chicks are hott!!! YOU ROCK!!! Love you my brother in life!!!! ~HHJ~

[Omnafarius]

haha komisch. It's nice to see black people speaking German. Keep up the funny tapes.

[BrigidMhairi]

Aww poppet... You don't have to have long hair to be emo and I think you look fine in all black. Or is that the wrong thing to say to someone who needs to be sad to be emo? Aww- bless :P xxx Brigid

[dnbczr]

jeez dude u're a killa'..big up :))))

[seelechind]

Du bishd soooH doooooooF

^^

Aber das is Endloos GaiL

<3

[TehByder]

LOL.

You recognized the emo-problem in germany. :D

But... I have long,black hair and i also wear only black clothes and have a black leather cloak.

But I am NOT Emo. ^^

Ich find deine Videos lustig.

Dein Deutsch ist auch gut.

Find ich sowieso toll, wenn man sich eine schwere Sprache auswählt zum Lernen.

[Xelanderthomas]

Danke sehr :D

[FreewaYvsDavidBanner]

aloooooooooooo is byn ain swatzer imuuuuu Lol kommt geil rüber