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  • 'MY FRIENDS CALL ME THE HOFF! MY EVEN CLOSER FRIENDS CALL ME THE HO!!! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME HHHHHHH!!!!!!!'

    3 years later that makes me laugh hard enough I cry

  • CHuck norris plus oblivion ....Perfection...But need to fix the voices...

  • Das spiel ist pissdreck

  • @headhunter4774

    Nicht mehr wie Sie schätze ich.

  • Epic

  • Epic

  • by the nine

  • It's really funny.Hahhahaha

  • No, you suck! Cuz your mom is a slimy shat-eating electrician with a faded mullet.

  • Wanna bite? OMFG! :D:D:D

  • Well my name is david hasselhoff my friends call me the hoff my even closer friends call me the ho but you can call me hhhhhhhhhh xDDDDD

  • awwwww wmy balls xDDDD

  • 107 people couldn't handle the Chuck!!! LOL

  • lmao, "my friends call me the Hoff ! my even closer friends call me the Ho ! but you can call me the Hhhhhhh!!!"...Coffee came out of my nose but damn it was funny

  • what starts playing at 12:36? the music?

  • someone needs to remake this, and put it on dvd, i guarantee, it will be successful

  • @1985woooman They don't even need to remake it. Just leave it as is and it will make millions.

  • @imtoogodly4523 Man I knew someone was going to say that, im talking about reformatting it for dvd, they would make a lot of money.

  • @1985woooman oops my bad. still. great idea.

  • @imtoogodly4523 :D I know

  • Death once cheated chuck norris

  • who ever watches this and enjoys it is a noob

  • @sirealkillerx123 I'm informing you that you are on episode seven, and have watched about half an hour of it.

  • next time please film in beter quality would make the awesomebillity from 9.9 to 10

  • kullt

  • i like pancakes

  • tastes like donuts

  • dude this is fuckin hillarious

  • oooo... a cliffhanger

  • HE CAN FLY

  • chuck norris doesn't beat you, he allows you to lose.XD

  • Dude.. what the hell?

    XDD

  • im sorry but this is not funny to me

  • you penis wrinkle!!!! XD

  • this is the most epic youtube series ever

  • i like Kitt an Hasselhoff! his speech is funny!

  • what does connery mean by stag

  • is there a tuxedo mod in oblivion

  • I spent a good hour laughing my balls off at 7:00 - 7:22 XD

  • What''s the ending song?

  • I WAS LIKE WTF? WHEN I WAS THE MC HAMMER!!!!

  • I'LL! BE! READY!!!!!!!!!!

  • " Lord Connery, eternal master, from the seas I come forth, at your service...

    'Cept you cut short my fishing trip, you ass-hat!!! "

  • RIP gary coleman

  • omg this is hiiillarrious!!!

  • thumbs up if chuck norris is better than a super saiyen

  • Shi..irt? Nevermind...

    No seriously whats this foreign object you speak of? 

  • "Brains?What do you mean?"

    "Good point" LMFAO

  • BullShaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ow!

  • 103 people have been roundhouse kicked by Mr. Norris

  • "you suck cuz you dont know how to say KNIFE kn-IIIFEEE "

    LOL

  • Dammit why does EVerything AROUND HERE HAVE TOO BE CURSED?! XD I love Oblivion

  • cockadoodaldoo!!!!!!!!

  • Shir..irt? No really, what is this foreign object you speak of? Lol

  • 1.you quote something from the video 2. you don't even quote it right

    3.you are a thumbs up whore ... triple fail. die retard

  • elder scrolls 5 skyrim has been confirmed!

  • ME HATE ADDDS

  • fuck!!!! chuck norris put ads on his vid :C

  • Chuck can watch future

  • did they use the Meta-Cooler strategy for Saget??

  • 5:30 COCKA DOODLE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • do his men have scouters that they use to hunt us down?

    does he shoot fireballs and does his hair turn blonde when he gets super pissed off?

    he has a tower.he can see!

    thumbs up if thats funny

  • @chaosguy29

    yes, its funny,m but not when you recite it directly from the episode. dipshit.

  • whats yo talkin´bout abo?

  • And does his hair turn yellow when he is super pissed?

  • F5 doesn't work for me anymore, nor does the "PRESS THE 0:01 TEH THUMBS UP!"

    Fuck my life.

  • BOB SAGAT!!!!!!

  • BON JOVI

  • why is chuck norris fighting? every person in oblivion should be dead already.

  • @Arkenarge :D. I'm pretty sure Chuck can kill a minotaure with a charmspell!

  • Great vid!!!

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN"T SKIP THE FREAKING AD!!!

  • Lmao. MC Hammer.

  • Hahaahaaha dragon ball z references

  • CAWKLE DEWDLE DEW!!!!!

  • cool ending

  • Mmmm crunchy.......wana bite lol

  • this is so fucking EPIC!!!

  • HOW CAN I SKIP THESE FUCKING YOUTUBE COMMERCIALS????

  • @SuperGerbs google crome then add ad blocker

  • DAVID HASSELHOFF!

  • @themasterquebec THE FUCKIN HOOOOOOF!!!!!!!

  • 13:44 wath rge crap? thers some random dead guy tgere!!

  • "Your mom is a shat-eating electrician with a faded mullet."

    WTF???

  • Saget is beast... Best character in the series

  • Top 10 Random videos

  • My even closer friends call me the HOOOOO!!! xD

  • who fire down this is a fag and sucks XD

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  • THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!­!!!

  • mm taste like doughnuts

  • MORE LIKE CAN I HELP YOU BITCH hahahaha

  • We know halo reach is epic. WE JUST DONT CARE!

  • Good series. Good idea to have david hasselhoff being a total douchebag and having the horse being kitt.

  • oh his sheograth

  • Comercials are pissing me off

  • dragon ball xexexexe

  • what the hell was that? im hungry... Crunchy.....tastes like doughnuts....wana bite? lol

  • im not going to see resident evil afterlife just because of their ads on youtube

  • Advertisements are for faggots!!!

  • microsoft sam ftw^^

  • CAWK A DOODLE DOOO

  • CAWK A DOODLE DOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • bullshat. shit.

  • Final music name please????'

  • @camarada1996 The Egg - Walking Away

  • take the right to oblivion nbridge nboulder crush lol 2 thumbs up

  • boring

  • @MrPwnBlog yes you are

  • I didn't know they cremated Gary Coleman. :D

  • HAHAHA Dude ? What the hell ??? Mhhh I am Hungry XD

  • Great cavemen on crack riding talking black horses

  • David Hasselhoff  lol

  • what in the name of chuck norris? oh its davind hasselhof!

  • Wtf at 4:20 lighting struk twice.

    That never happens because Chuck Norris will find it.

  • When you give Chuck Norris a poisoned apple...

    You die within 5 seconds.

  • huge dbbz reference at the beggining

  • Thank you and fuck you!

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  • Bulshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaa­a-aaaa ow!! xD

  • OMG it's Steven Hawking having an argument with himself. lol

  • Oh dear god, all the pain ah. hahahahaha, ow oh my balls. Oh aah. :D

  • LOL Sagat from Street Fighter

  • whats the background music when they fight sagat?

  • omg 18mins :D great

  • Hurray for dirty hookers

  • 7:23 fits Hasslehoff perfectly.

  • COCKADOODLEDOOOO!!!!!

  • SKIP ADS!

    0:01

    THUMBS!

  • @PinoyGamers Doesn't work.

  • @PinoyGamers Or just refresh the page. That always works for me.

  • @PinoyGamers T_T it doesnt' work anymore

  • @PinoyGamers It doesnt work anymore youtube has become self-aware

  • @ltrobertcole woah, i got thumbs.

    Well oh well :(

  • @PinoyGamers NOT WORKING!

  • @agrom8 I'm sorry :[

    Don't worry, I love you

  • @PinoyGamers you mean restart them

  • @PinoyGamers Dude that doesn't even work for me.

  • @PinoyGamers that doesnt WORK!!!!

  • @kylekc1997 Notice that the comment was 4 months ago

  • @PinoyGamers except when its red vs blue add!

  • holly shit youtube has comercials now?..l....i hate fucking comercials especialy the ones tyhat have pirets...youtube should no if i click on chuck norris in oblivion i want to watch that not comerciaS srry for spelling erros its late at night.... 

  • and then leeroy jenkins walks in and becomes friends with chuck

  • screw these adds!

  • Man what happen to the good machinima? now all we get is videos with a bunch of nerds talking about their perks and douchebags talking shit to people.

  • @UnrealSlayer92 Finally someone who understands, Thank you so fucking 100% much

  • q mierda es esta??? chuck norris no es nadie es un... ahhhh no chuck era broma mi señor, no por favor no lo haga, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooowtºjtgeht21h4­ui8tu85hffbughwi!!!! QUIEN SE METE CON CHUCK, MUERE!!! FIRMADO: EL TECLADO DE CHUCK NORRIS

  • This video was so fucking stupid.

  • @Thehunter429 Na you just dont have a sense of humour.

  • @Thehunter429 THEN DONT WATCH IT. seriously wtf is the prob with you people.

  • @Thehunter429 then why are you watching it you dumbass?

  • Yay~

    David Hasselhoff and KITT is my favourites :3

  • LOLZ!!!! These vids are funny :-)

  • 0:1

    

  • lol i heard some dragon ball z reffrences in there

  • THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

  • "BUT YOU CAN CALL ME HHHHHHHHH!"

  • "BUT YOU CAN CALL ME HHHHHHHHH!"

  • 9:50 i was laughing so hard i was tearing up xD

  • Jesus monkey fuck that hurts HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Your ass is grass and I'm an ass kicker?

  • lol whats up with pepole with horses that have gas tanks

  • das ghettoblaster is german for boombox

  • R.I.P Sir Gary Coleman.

    ...Knoife.

  • lol waffle fellafle trough david hasselhoff

  • 0:01 to skip adds

  • I hope google and everyone else realized that I'm never buying any of the shit they advertise here, ever.

  • These adds r starting to piss me off...

  • David Hasselhoff XD that part of the video was awesome xDD

  • ROFL! 05:33!!!

  • 5:31 COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOO!!!!!

  • hahaha my friends call me the HO! but u can call me the HHHHHHHHH hahaah funny shat

  • whats the song at 16:48 ?? pls tell

  • @DaftPunkist the egg,walking away

  • 00:33 ... but the tower is really high. lool Great!!!

  • tastes like donuts. LOL XD