Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors (S12EP1)

[princecharmingsucks]

@matthew65536 well macs are also very good. As long as I have a OS im happy

[CherokeeUrraca]

ERROR REQUEST:

You Boned.R3BLD. BONE! CUBECUBECUBECUBECUBE!

What Did You Do? Or F*** You!

1)RAHSDKHABGAARROWGSBSGSSRANDO­MFAFAREGARDLES

2)RAFIKIAELHEYHIPPAHIPPAHEYNHS­SJAASWEDEHEEEHAAQA

[princecharmingsucks]

Actualy Windows and Linux are pretty good OS but both have bugs

[matthew65536]

@princecharmingsucks i agree but what do you think about macs

[TrueGamer181]

Fuck Linux. Windows is KING! :P

[DefenceAwesome]

Stop Dissing Linux, Linux Is Better Than Shitty Windows!

[maxpaynefan98]

how do you make a request?

[shepboy8]

#LOL

[01mrbilly11]

0:45 Microsoft Sam reads an error while Thunderbirds101 plays unfitting music

[filon810]

an error

google maps has found the iphone army a few miles from here

1.let them kill you

2.i love iphone!!!

3.buy a predator drone from cpt.price and kill them

[01mrbilly11]

OMG! MICROSOFT SAM'S VOICE LOOKED LIKE A ROBOT AT 1:13

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

I haven't even played either of them, and that's because i'm old school when it comes to video games XD

[xoyondaimeox]

This is so fucking funny!!!!!



[battlestrikers100]

my near death exsperiene was when i put a dirrea nuke in the middle of earth LOL

[thetoolbox112394]

8 thumbs up for that Justin Bieber comment? wow, how insensitive. that guy has no idea what a near death experience really is. I've had my share of them in the family. My mom almost died when she was born, and so did her mom. then my grandma had a heart attack in 1991. I've had 2 uncles who have had heart attacks, and one of them died at 53. My dad had a heart attack in 2000 at the age of 55. My mom got really sick back in 1981. My grandma has fallen many times. I had an uncle who fought cancer.

[videomaniac001]

MW3 BECAUSE U DONT NEED TO CHANGE UR FUCKING OPERATING SYSTEM TO VISTA

[iCookies4Lifexx]

Uhhhhh....

[suspensewriter2009]

New Error Request:

Donut-headed Pies with Chainsaws and ROFL-47s are closing in on you.

What would you like to do?

1. Let them kill you

2. (Unavalible) Nuke them

3. (unavalible) Call in a LOLery Gunner from Call of Lolz: Modern Roflfare 3

4. Die in G-Major

[rico5443]

BF3 IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER. First, EPIC GAMEPLAY.

[superMcnewgrounds10]

SULPHURIC ACID IS NOT TEA.

no duh.

[123uptoheaven]

You have no idea who I am, but I request something:

There is a plate of tacos in front of you.

What would you like to do?

1. Give them to Scotty

2. (Unavailable) Eat them

3. Take a dump on the tacos in G-Major

[FanarnarBoi]

I love Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3. I hate EA and Origin. Case closed.

[pieboy6000]

MW3, because I've never played Battlefield 3.

Hang on, that's an invalid argument.

QUICK, BE DISTRACTED

[mexiwang]

I like Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3. I own both. ^_^

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

Near death? Hmm...1. I gone on a plane, and some asshole on ground tried to shoot the engine. 2. I gone to the desert at the wrong time, summer time. 3. HIPSTER VIRUS.

[Cael909]

title:TASTY CAKE

icon:cake

description:TASTY CAKE

buttons:TASTY CAKE,TASTY CAKE,CASTY TAKE

[MrJacon000]

Error message title: Format Memory

Your computer wants to be formated. Do you want to format your computer? All files and shortcuts will be deleted.

Don't format (grayed out) Format NOW!! Don't format (grayed out)

[GippyMikey]

Idea:

Hey, you mongrel!

Your room is messy. Clean your filthy room now!

Clean your room (grayed out)

Ignore (grayed out)

Get a free MacBook Pro!

[qzsue68]

title

error

error selection 

please post this next episode

[Cael909]

MW3=power of chuck norris and tacos and chainsaws

BF3=power of harold camping and linux and waves of nothing and LolWeed and baloney sandwiches

[teomen2]

Hey Thunderbirds,thanks for uploading these videos.How do I make a funny Windows error so I could send it to your video and Microsoft Sam could read it and be angry about it or whatever so please tell me how to make a funny error! :)

[qzsue68]

when is the next episode

[matthew65536]

i had a near death experience my dad gave my a $10 bill for lunch anyway i thought i lost it actually it was underneath a Microsoft office book.

[spongebot64]

Do I have to answer the question of two highly overrated games? Well I should, and here it is:

*No comment*

[PhantasyStarFan7135]

BF3>Chuck Norris

MW3<Chuck Morris

[suspensewriter2009]

MW3, it looks like real life.

[coms758]

Battlefield 3 - Large maps. Large player counts. Great Destruction.

Oh no a wall > Noobtube > No wall.

MW 3 - Fun game modes, quick gameplay, lags little, bad graphics.

Oh no a wall > Noobtube > Still a wall.

[DaleJohnPorter]

@coms758 I can tell you support bf3. But I have something to say for you. Bf3 lags so fucking bad some times, for the whole time I played mw3 I didnt see any fucking lagg. soo yeah, I never played bf3, i would love to and I might pirate it when I get my new pc. But in my opinion I think both games are fucking bad.

[MCLover1337]

I would choose some thing that doesn't have a direct Sequel, but if it could run on Linux << - Battlefield 3

Plus, i Don't want to Hear any Modern Warfare 3 Fanbois, and besides: Its My Taste and Non of Your bussines,

(I Really don't want to pissoff Thunderbirds101)

[maxthewicked100]

I miss the non background

[JRivera480]

hmmm....... camp of dootu modern gayfuck shit 3 or scattlefield 3, campers or tanks, kids or mlg pros, its just so hard to decide.

[trainguy2020]

finally! a new season! :D

[thunderbirds9001]

mw3 is the best selling game of all time. go scotty

[SonicArena1]

Request:

Title: Enough!

Error: Windows is so sick of the BF3 vs MW3 battle and has now stopped responding.

Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete+Tab+Windows logo+Enter+Shift+AltGr+Applica­tion key+Num lock+ Caps lock+Scroll lock to continue.

No options.

[noles900]

*report's channel*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA >:D

[BLoM0HiPHoP]

i prefer battlefield: modern company 3.

[Thearbiter84]

I don't like battlefield 3 or Mw3...HALO FTW!

(Btw, my youtube name says all...)

[noles900]

i'm trying to get revenge on whoever did that

[noles900]

@noles900 note:dear retards i will get revenge when i find you

[imtomodly1234]

@noles900 STFU IM TRYING TO WRITE MY NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

[noles900]

@imtomodly1234 your the one who blocked me aren't you i figure someone would try to escape

[noles900]

why have i been blocked on your channel >:(

[noles900]

@noles900 i freakin subscribed

[Thunderbirds101]

@noles900

The fact that you are commenting on this video indicates that you have not been blocked.

[noles900]

@Thunderbirds101 hey everybody microsoft sam is microsoft paul's father ^^

[noles900]

@Thunderbirds101 dang still blocked

[noles900]

@noles900 commenting on this video i meant blocked from posting comment when i go to your channel.. *comment dies*

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

@Thunderbirds101 Your channel is confusing to go navigate, can you swich back to the old channel layout plz?

[RaceBandit]

@Thunderbirds101 I think he's referring to how we can't seem to leave comments on your channel's main page anymore... yeah, uh, I don't like Cosmic Panda.

[pasqualevideomaker55]

@Thunderbirds101

He means Give a comment on your channel

[noles900]

come on

[GLaDOS996]

I prefer Modern Warfare 3. cause in the game, They play in a fare (fair spelled wrong) on war because it's modern, but not Battlefield 3 because it's the 3rd field on battle.

[ImSpidey2]

Found infected file:

Microsoft Sam's penis

Remove it?

Yes

No(Unavailable)

[Kingofcolor]

Spontaneous errors are spontaneous:

This error is too lazy to have a title

Kingofcolor has devised a way to rebuild the original planet Earth. Allow?

Yes (unavailable) Destroy Earth 2 Install Vista

[xlee771]

GET MS SAM FOR WINDOWS 7 Download speakonia first and then download this.... wwwDOT bytecoolDOTcom/voicesDOThtm

[starrodkirby1]

I prefer Battlefield 3, because MW3 is full of whiny kids that cry everytime they die.

At least the Battlefield 3 community is mature.

[starrodkirby1]

SULPHURIC ACID IS NOT TEA

[samturret284]

Oh Noes!

Nuclear Diarrhea has infected windows XP, Please choose a new OS to continue

Windows Vista Windows Vista Windows Vista

[Munk451]

Lulz Antivirus

Lulz Antivirus has found a Nyan Cat virus in your schmexy pronz collection. As a result, your pronz will be deleted, unless you send $9 quadrillion to Lulz sec.

[GreenNova790]

@NoAGK24 When Sam completes his gargantuan diareah dump the size of the universe on Scotty.

[TheKnightguard1]

A: neither. They're both great games, but Skyward Sword pwns them both so hard that only Clean-Ass Toilets Inc. can save the world from the record-breaking diarrhea floods emitting from them.

[trekker123eski]

@TheKnightguard1 Yes then a blue box appears and a bunch of gay ass ponies come out then explode and then the world turns into a rainbow. SOI.

[nkrs200]

All I have to say is this:  Modern Warefare 3 for the next 1 Quintillion years.

[infinityman953]

I got another one:

Windows XP has a Lady Gaga virus!!!

1: Yay for Lady Gaga!

2: Oh no, not her! (Unavailable)

3: Listen to Poker Face.

[Adviansparino]

Screw

[infinityman953]

My request:

Microsoft Word has killed himself for getting crap all over its face. What do you want to do?

1: Eat the crap

2: Put more crap on MS Word's face

3: Don't give a crap.

[Meatballzist]

MW3. I feel the entire Modern Warfare series was more popular than the Battlefield series. Of course, the Battlefield series has realistic graphics.

[thejoj96]

ponies

[FloydPinkerton202]

FloydPinkerton asks:

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RECORD VOICES?!

PS: Here's free shmexy pr0nz and IWAY cookies.

[SonicArena1]

This is my request:

Windows XP died. Anyway, what do you want to do now?

(P:S: You have been downgraded to Windows 95 for fun)

1: Buy Windows Vista Diarrhoea Failure edition

2: Buy a ticket for the WTF Train

3: Take a dump on Cat Mario

[PsiStarstormOmega982]

Battlefield 3 has destructible enivroments so campers can;t camp.

[vDEATHxSTROKEv]

Battlefield 3, it's a little more realistic.

[MultiLol232]

0:52 ROFL!!!!

[imseanyoung]

answer: i dont play those games

[imseanyoung]

is it true that all errors that have the weed icon have weed effects or just the ones that talk about weed?

[TheFlyingStar11]

Everyone knows Battlefield 3 is the best. Unless radar overseer scotty dropped his baloney sandwich again.

[daskmorn]

mhm NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(i still prefer EA : Rage)

[thejoj96]

I prefer BF3 beacuse ponies.

[GrueRaaaaar]

My opinion on MW3 vs BF3 is...

"lulz he gon sied wit MW3 cuz it r AWEEEESUUUM"

No what I was going to say was...

"tht hee likez BF3 cuz it blah blah blha!"

"BF3 suczors liek how ur mum suxd my cok"

"MW3 iz ful of fael cuz itz the saem ting as MW2"

"yeh? well i did ur sis last nite"

"dood, my sis haetz ur faic"

*noob argument continues*

*facepalm* You know what? Forget it.

[wkamins123]

MW3 For EXPLOSIONS!

[Snapy565]

MW3 for multiplayer, Battlefield 3 for graphics.

[gameyguy123]

Not into war games... :/

[minimarkl]

Do not have those -_-

[Mymariodude]

Answer: MOTHERFUCKING BOTH cuz somewhat both of them have real weapons and takes place in different countries and yeah all of that THANK U VERY MUCH :D

[jenny151]

None, they both blow. :P (Lawl blow)

I'm not into war games.

[KeithNelmsify1]

I prefer MW3 because it's awesome :D

[TrueMinecrafter]

BF3 PWNS MW3

[73HNiNJ4]

Zomg SWTOR is better than MW3 and Battlefield 3 trollolololololol

[RedYoshiSonic12]

Yeah this kicks Ass :\

[elmopimp35]

Modern Thunderbirds 2!!!!

[DarkLuigi4321]

I don't like those games personally I prefer pokemon snap

[DarkLuigi4321]

011001000110111100100000011000­010010000001100110011101010110­001101101011011010010110111001­100111001000000110001001100001­011100100111001001100101011011­000010000001110010011011110110­110001101100

[vichabs12]

Hello, this is an hilarous error request for You!

Title: I'm Sorry Dude!

Text: Windows XP is bored and gonna downgrade to the worst OS ever!!

Windows Justin Bieber!

Button 1: Don't Install (disabled)

Button 2: Take A Dump In G-Major ,In Reverse And Speed Up During The Downgrade

Button 3: Install Modern Warfare 3 (disabled)

[Ipro101TV]

@vichabs12 Correction:

Button 2:Take A Dump In G-Major ,In Reverse And Speed Up To Avoid The Downgrade

[psduckie]

I've never played Modern Warfare 3 or Battlefield 3. I've played Modern Warfare 2 though, and I liked it.

[RaceBandit]

Haven't played either. Haven't played any Battlefield games in fact, and I suck at Call of Duty in general, although I have nothing against that franchise. So... I'm going to take a third option: Team Fortress 2.

[Sofis4099]

Lol, my error.

[LeesharaLIKE31]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WANTED S12EP1 FOR YOUR RHUBARB

[WarMachineSMF]

Modern Warfare or Battlefield 3. Either one kicks serious ass.

[5048899]

MARIO MUDAFOCKAS!

[zorafm]

NEITHER! GO SKYRIM!

[music6maker33YTP]

MW3 OR BF3? I prefer doing constructive activities.

[DeStRoYeRoFgAmEs11]

0:47 am i high?

nope is just the video

[N2YJP]

elimiate the federal reserve!

\

[ITSbigwillystyle]

MW3 would be great if the community didn't suck ass.

[xxTornadowarrior1xxx]

MW3 FTWWW!!!!!

[IzzyInc27]

Hello! I have some errorz!

(Windows Classic Edition)

Title: Oops

Windows XP was feeling lazy. It has now downgrade to Windows 2000.

Continue downgrading to Windows 98, 95, Vista, and then Linux. And make sure Sam doesn't skip these errors!

[spongebot64]

@IzzyInc27 Err, read the channel description.

[spongebot64]

Right, I've made my mind. It was a tough decision, but it has to be...

CIVILISED TWIGLETS

[spongebot64]

Which would I prefer? Err. I'll get back to you in my next comment.

[darknbessiseternal]

E.T. On Atari

[Gizmomaster7]

BF3 is better. Whilst Modern Warfail 3 recycled the same engine,Battlefield 3 used an improved version of their Frostbite engine, The environments in MW3 are also not destructible, while in Battlefield 3 If it stands, you can destroy it(excluding mountains) . Having these destructable environments makes it more of a balanced game because you cannot camp for too long, in Modern Warfail 3 you can camp in a spot for the entire game if you wanted to,and get easy points for leveling up.

[Jermanthegreat]

@Gizmomaster7 Yes but the MW2 engine is good. Tell me why fix something that isn't broken. All that proves that bad company's engine is is so suckish that they need a new one.

[Gizmomaster7]

@Jermanthegreat The Frostbite engine was upgraded for better graphics and physics, it was already good, but they added more to make it better. The MW2 engine is really bad with physics, and has no major destruction with it.

[Jermanthegreat]

@Gizmomaster7 battlefield 1942 formula. It's been on a downward fall all the way from the first game.

[soniccam1]

Modern Warfare 3 because with more game modes, a continuing story, and new spec ops mode!

[PsiStarstormOmega982]

i would think battlefield 3 is better than MW3 because BF3's destructible enviroments help disperse campers.

[SnowBirds101]

I'd prefer MW3 because the graphics and the weaponry are soooooo much better than that piece of dump battlefield 3. kthxbaimoo

[Gryph7619]

Personally, I'm not really into either of those games. Goldeneye 007 for the N64 FTW!

[easalert88]

I would say MW3 because I think battlefield 3 could be infected with updates that didn't trash the updates that updated the updates that infected updates. Update Update Update

[IzzyInc27]

Yeah! I have been waiting for this for so long! Yeah!

[MADNIKstudios]

BF3 Just because for once in a shooter,THE RUSSIANS ARNT THE BADGUYS IN THE STORY!!! (Multiplayer im fine with cuz i cn pley as Mai Hoem Kauntrey).

But yea,The day I see a shooter where a "good guy country" is the agressor (WHICH IS TOTALLY TRUE)I will run around my local department store wearing nothing but a dress made of Vodka Flavor IWAY cookies and Potatoes.(PORTUL 2 REFEREHNCEHC)

[3SSJSonic]

Title: Problem Sam?

Style:XP

Desc: You found the portal gun would you like to guard it

if no radar overseer scotty will turn it into a baloney sandwich gun

Buttons: Yes [Diasabled], No

[3SSJSonic]

TB101 May I request an error?

[TechieRefugee]

Unreal Tournament 3, because fuck y'all.

[natesworld2K]

MW3. Because, well... it's better than Battlefield 3. Enough said.

[pieboy6000]

MW3 because I haven't really played BF3 so I don't have a good argument to go on.

So uh... LOOK A SMALL OFF-DUTY CZECHOSLOVAKIAN TRAFFIC WARDEN!

[Adviansparino]

@Adriansparino MMM RITCHER Download Piodx Videos

[Adviansparino]

faaaa

[Xscarface1999X]

I Like MW3 and BF3 because

MW3 is much funnier

And BF3 its more realistic and we CAN drive jets,jeep,rolfcopter and tank THEY 2 GAMES ROCKS SOI SOI SOI

[Imafisherman]

Battlefield 3 because BF1942 is better than all other FPS games combined.

[thesimguy1905]

i like skyrim because im a nerd :)

[ochs42thethird]

1:37-2:04 describes /v/ in a nutshell.

[EpicBlazbluedude512]

KFC FTW!!!!luv KFC!!:D

[kttandon]

Answer: Mario Kart 333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­333333333333333333333333333333­33333333333333. BEST GAME EVER!

[Thearbiter84]

w00t w00t Season 12!

[BrooklynBaller101]

Floppy sex gopher

[Jermanthegreat]

MW3 owns. Battlefield 3 is not as good. That is all.

[dafrandle]

@Jermanthegreat justify your statement, if thers anything i hate its someone who thinks one game is better than another just because

[Jermanthegreat]

@dafrandle MW3 is more easy to enjoy. Not as hard. If your looking for a challenge play battlefield. I'm not calling battlefield bad in any way. Just that MW3 is better.

[windoes98se]

i prefer MW3 cuz it reminded me of playing MW2 with my friend before he became a drug addict

[Munk451]

Neither, They are overhyped pieces of electronic diarrhea shat out by EA and Activision.

[BygPhattyPlus]

Hmmm, I would play... Dead Island! No war like the war on the undead!

[awb26]

hmm... well i cant blay either modern warfare 3 or battlefield 3 because they would make me die... so if i had to choose i would say... mmm... neither

[Pyro25100]

Which do I prefer? Skyward Sword, nuff said.

[NachtKaiser666]

I prefer Modern LOL WUT 74. Don't get me wrong, it sucks, but it also swallows! :D

[dafrandle]

battelfeild 3 for 2 reasons

1 veicales

2 an elemnt of team work raily seen in cod

[dafrandle]

rick paerry joke ftw (that is the right person right?)

[Thunderbirds101]

@dafrandle

Correct.

[Mymariodude]

@Thunderbirds101 Answer: MOTHERFU--ING BOTH!!!

[coolbro108]

mw3

[SSXTrickyFan1]

How about Halo 3? The others suck.

[psycosanches589]

i cant say whether i like MW3 or BF3 better because i haven't played MW3 yet

[therobloxmegaguy]

I prefer MW3 because of IWAY cookies. BF3 has highway cookies! *facepalm*