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  • Oh cracked and digg, it's about time those two crazy kids got together, they've been on and off for years now!

  • fuck 4chan , 9gag shoulda been the king there.

  • Who's in there with cracked? I can't read - 240p sux

  • @gocrazy432 DIGG.

  • Pitchfork is too hip and indie to attend.

  • @IHATECAPS1 It would've, but its acne was flaring up and it couldn't find its tuque.

  • Lmao at myspace. "WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKIN FRIEND?!?!"

  • wow, I can't believe this was made in 2008, not much has changed on the nets

  • @tashage

    i was in that kind of a party scary geeky beyond words :O

  • This was the very first youtube video i watched... and 3 years later im still watching it hahaha.. classic

  • 2:38 made me die.

  • lol swaim

  • WHERE WAS 4CHAN!!!!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?­!

    

  • Where was Tvtropes? D:

  • @ZenEsprit Watching anime in his parents' basement because he never gets invited to parties.

  • "That's a blumpkin, yo."

  • I hate when my craigslist hookup is a cute chick instead of two fat asians.

  • Where the hell is reddit?

  • Where was TV Tropes? :(

  • This needs more reddit.

  • a blumkin node?

  • over rated internet drama

  • You're such a buzzkill, Snopes.

  • Alternative title: When AOL and Netscape aren't home.

  • WHEEEEOOOOOO!!!

    sumone waana be my friend...?

    WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKIN' FRIEND?

  • MLIA please?

  • Spot on, all of it.

  • You said you were ripped and black!!!! You said you were two fat Asians. xD

  • Go Snopes!

  • Wikipedia++, Snopes++

  • Needs more Reddit and TV Tropes. 

  • That's a blumpkin, yo.

  • pornhub, youporn, redtube....where are theys cool cats at?

  • @wesl8160 , that would be probally at the website YOutube doesnt allow pornz.

  • Amazon's voice sounds like Regis Philbin.

  • YIP, AH HER DER!

  • 6 underrated positions from the Kama Sutra that Digg is about to put Cracked into.

  • LOL URBAN DICTIONARY XD

  • lol face books anyoing and myspace is drunk

  • Man I love it great idea, really fun.

    It is just difficult to ready some names. Should be bigger.

  • I'm pretty sure that "That guy" is Robot Unicorn Attack XD

  • Who's the gentleman guy that goes with Youtube?

  • @MephilesSolaris thats ask jeevs

  • @MephilesSolaris ask jeeves

  • That was hilarious! That Google always getting lucky.

  • i think paypal is playing CoD MW2 or Black ops

  • 4chan would have been an ugly midget troll walking around distributing pics of naked children and poop trying to upset everyone at the party

  • @todd3293

    You destroyed the first rule.

  • "Amazon" & "Digg" haha

  • lmao Did Myspace draw a picture of a penis on that white board?

  • who play's jessie? hotness!

  • oh, wikipedia, you're so cute!

  • also......horseporn

  • almost 3 years later and still sooooo true

  • they got myspace exactly lol shit site

  • they should close doors

  • youtube - Mcalistermania

    Wet Dog - Crazy Times!!

  • @RLDcomm Pedo bear. Remember? They must be little girls. Little Japanese anime girls,... Ew.

  • 4chan would be having a violent sex party at his house with japanese school girls

  • facebook is creepy...

  • 4chan woulda been odd

  • Myspace should of been bleeding out in the tub

  • ITS ALL TRUE

  • College humor and 4 chan lol not present?

  • Myspace = drunk guy

    Youtube= fat nerd with no life

    and of course Facebook is the creepy stalker of every party

  • Whooooo, someone wanna be my friend ? Who wants to be ma fucking friend

  • wow seeing this ebay like that its funny hes so "gangsta" lol

  • this is my favorite video on youtube

  • Wikipedia's voice = jizz in my pants

  • That's a blumkin yo!

  • Where's 4chan. I demand a remake.

    oh wait.

    nevermind

    he wouldnt go to a party..

  • so cracked and digg are lovers?

  • bring all of your hacking force on october30th to take down the internet tell all of your friends, bring your fullest hacking ability send viruses do whatever it takes to bring the internet system down.

  • @carbonfconfusion =_= idiot

  • @carbonfconfusion why the fuck would you wana take down the internet? sorry, just very curious.

  • HAHAHA THATS A BLUMPKIN YO!

  • haha "thats a blumpkin yo" lmao

  • FUCK NIGGERS AND WIGGERS

  • @stalag58 cool story bro

  • lmao xD

    That was brilliant!

  • hahaha i love how cracked and digg were gay for each other

  • lmfao!!!

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    Wikipedia was fucking hot. But the conversations with her must be terrible. You start talking to her about the new season of a show and the conversation somehow ends up about the mating habits of ring-tailed lemurs.

  • @rizzlecorn Or she says "Citation needed" to everything

  • @rizzlecorn

    OOH! Count me in! :D

  • lmao, but they should have incuded blogger and twitter

  • 4chan is outside, dressed up as a black dude with an afro and blocking the pool ladder.

  • 4chan would invite Rick Astley and 3 japanese school girls who would dress him up in a furry costume and then goatse-ing everyone who's there.

  • why is digg so interested in cracked

  • 3:02 PayPal is looking right at Jessie's boobs

  • Is that Michael Swaim?? Oh my god it is him; Michael Swaim is ebay!

  • Snoops is a freaking fun killer.

  • hahaha he said blumpkin at the end there, well worth the wait

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  • Does anyone know who plays Snopes? The Those Aren't Muskets website is infected or something.

  • clever...

    i liked it

  • I think Facebook would have been better portrayed as a clique leader that everybody else flocks around, but is ultimately unimpressive, irrelevant, boring, and slightly unstable. Every other site was well-embodied. Just my opinion.

  • @CarlGorn I agree with you on facebook. the best embodiment was youtube in my opinion. Everyone here thinks they want to share their views on politics, socio/economic trends, and religion. In reality, people just want to watch myspace puke all over himself. :)

  • HAHAHA YESSSSS

  • Thass a blumpkin yo.

  • wheres 4chan lol

  • @vfoolio Spazzing out on meth in the basement, while some asian pedophiles watch.

  • @vfoolio wtf is 4chan?

  • @SubzeroedMind Believe me, you never want to find out what 4chan is.

  • @SubzeroedMind , look it up.. but be warned alot of it is for mature minds. :D its a good site.

  • @vfoolio In the next video

  • @vfoolio Its in the back wanking over child porn and trolling some emo kid

  • @vfoolio Who in their right mind would invite 4chan?

    If 4chan even heard about this party the house would have already been torched down.

  • @eatmymonkeycake Yes, cause 4chan is SO HARDCORE.

  • digg & wikipedia are fucking cute.

    myspace is fucking perfect.

    i love this vid.

  • Romantic Brothers - FLOWERS - ! Real Party Hit about realsituation! It's i-pod's fav fab KILLER! Listen it!

  • Best video ever~

  • can u also do a shop party?

    like somerfield, sainsburys, tesco, walmart,

    wh smith, argos, boots, mcdonalds, kfc etc.

    it will be funny.

    i gave some ideas. XD

  • @minifruit90

    Make it yourself bitch.

  • what did youtube say?

  • something gay

  • what does urban dictionary say at the end?

  • that's a blumpkin, yo

  • that a blumpkin... yo

  • @rch99 Best part of the video... worth watching it all for

  • lol urban dictionary

  • lol did i just see Tvtropes taking with Wikipedia? XD

  • I'm off to the Philippines. LATES!

  • Watch this with caption transcription on. It's hilarious.

  • lol... eeeew

  • Ha ha! Love it!

  • i still wanna meet that facebook girl. does anybody know her facebook?

  • I would definitely be Snopes at that party. XD

  • Facebook is weird...

  • totally love "youtube"-man.

  • internet just got rickrolled!!

  • xD that was amazing.

  • Who's the guy in the tuxedo?

  • Ask Jeeves is the butler guy.

  • that would be jeeves from ask jeeves. It was basically the google of pre-google internet.

  • Myspace is the best!! lol

  • They should make a Christmas special. LOL

  • Facebook as a creepy stalker?

    Spot on.

  • can anybody tell me what urban dic says ??

  • "That's a blumpkin, yo."

  • "That's a blumpkin, yo"

  • i LOVE this so much <3<3<3 D=====3

  • kewl shovel

  • Mad props!

  • This could have been much better...

    And where was 4chan?

    Scratch that, 4chan would never attend a party.

  • 4chan's in the second one.

  • that was funny. 4chan would be one fucked up individual though.

  • I'm taking 4chans place. (see my responds comment to JanuaryDiamonds)

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  • @flavoredwallpaper 4chan would crash the party or unplug the lights or something

  • @flavoredwallpaper he was out being annon.

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP RUSSEL HOWARD

  • DOES SOMEONE WANNA BE MAH FRIEND?

    That made me laugh so hard.

  • lol

  • My favorite part is where Cracked is bein a dork, but Digg is really into it.

  • 3:07

  • Joel, this video is at least 2 years old and Twitter was not yet in existence.

  • great job.

  • Aw, where's Fark?

  • wait, where's twitter?

  • LOL CRACKED IS GAY WITH DIGG OMG OMG OMG

  • HEY MAPQUEST!

    ya?

    Phillipines

  • 0:43 instant 5 and faved

  • "Im feeling lucky"

    haha thats awesome

  • hahahahahaha best part: "that's a blumpkin, yo."

  • i wanna meet that facebook girl

  • They forgot how the party ended when /b/ burnt down the house and tied google to the tree in the backyard

  • Before Twitter's time.

  • twitter is too young for the party

    he would be 4