DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
bring all of your hacking force on october30th to take down the internet tell all of your friends, bring your fullest hacking ability send viruses do whatever it takes to bring the internet system down.
Wikipedia was fucking hot. But the conversations with her must be terrible. You start talking to her about the new season of a show and the conversation somehow ends up about the mating habits of ring-tailed lemurs.
I think Facebook would have been better portrayed as a clique leader that everybody else flocks around, but is ultimately unimpressive, irrelevant, boring, and slightly unstable. Every other site was well-embodied. Just my opinion.
@CarlGorn I agree with you on facebook. the best embodiment was youtube in my opinion. Everyone here thinks they want to share their views on politics, socio/economic trends, and religion. In reality, people just want to watch myspace puke all over himself. :)
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Oh cracked and digg, it's about time those two crazy kids got together, they've been on and off for years now!
TheRandyChimp 3 weeks ago
fuck 4chan , 9gag shoulda been the king there.
deadxthear 1 month ago
Who's in there with cracked? I can't read - 240p sux
gocrazy432 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Cracked
@gocrazy432 DIGG.
Smimfus 1 month ago
Pitchfork is too hip and indie to attend.
IHATECAPS1 1 month ago
@IHATECAPS1 It would've, but its acne was flaring up and it couldn't find its tuque.
davethehostage 3 weeks ago
Lmao at myspace. "WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKIN FRIEND?!?!"
HarrietTumban 1 month ago
wow, I can't believe this was made in 2008, not much has changed on the nets
tashage 1 month ago 3
@tashage
i was in that kind of a party scary geeky beyond words :O
lolitabrunette 1 month ago
This was the very first youtube video i watched... and 3 years later im still watching it hahaha.. classic
slurpzz1 3 months ago
2:38 made me die.
TheSKRFan 4 months ago
lol swaim
CrzyEX 4 months ago
WHERE WAS 4CHAN!!!!!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
MrRaymonchi 4 months ago 2
Where was Tvtropes? D:
ZenEsprit 5 months ago 2
@ZenEsprit Watching anime in his parents' basement because he never gets invited to parties.
Seishae 2 months ago
"That's a blumpkin, yo."
FostersNation 5 months ago 4
I hate when my craigslist hookup is a cute chick instead of two fat asians.
PAMuffinMan 5 months ago 3
Where the hell is reddit?
RedSoxForObama 5 months ago 6
Where was TV Tropes? :(
c4r50n1 6 months ago 4
This needs more reddit.
itubeyoudont 6 months ago 2
a blumkin node?
sixpointneuf 6 months ago
over rated internet drama
rebelm1k 6 months ago
You're such a buzzkill, Snopes.
keydetpiper 7 months ago 3
Alternative title: When AOL and Netscape aren't home.
HeyItsASquirrel 7 months ago
WHEEEEOOOOOO!!!
sumone waana be my friend...?
WHO WANTS TO BE MY FUCKIN' FRIEND?
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That is just like Facebook
LegionIscariot 8 months ago
MLIA please?
SazVlogs 8 months ago
Spot on, all of it.
swedishvolvo 9 months ago
You said you were ripped and black!!!! You said you were two fat Asians. xD
iFistCats 10 months ago 3
Go Snopes!
Naturality 10 months ago
Wikipedia++, Snopes++
gracible 10 months ago 2
Needs more Reddit and TV Tropes.
AnimaSeverem 10 months ago 4
That's a blumpkin, yo.
AshleyCriedCliche 11 months ago
pornhub, youporn, redtube....where are theys cool cats at?
wesl8160 11 months ago
@wesl8160 , that would be probally at the website YOutube doesnt allow pornz.
Spike1885 10 months ago
Amazon's voice sounds like Regis Philbin.
Flutelette1 11 months ago
YIP, AH HER DER!
FreaknDaniel 11 months ago
6 underrated positions from the Kama Sutra that Digg is about to put Cracked into.
BlueComit 1 year ago 3
LOL URBAN DICTIONARY XD
Kyo12h 1 year ago
lol face books anyoing and myspace is drunk
Mich199999 1 year ago
Man I love it great idea, really fun.
It is just difficult to ready some names. Should be bigger.
SiennaVIP 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure that "That guy" is Robot Unicorn Attack XD
jubilee03 1 year ago
Who's the gentleman guy that goes with Youtube?
MephilesSolaris 1 year ago
@MephilesSolaris thats ask jeevs
Normansmight 1 year ago
@MephilesSolaris ask jeeves
Mich199999 1 year ago
That was hilarious! That Google always getting lucky.
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UltraWebby 1 year ago
4chan would have been an ugly midget troll walking around distributing pics of naked children and poop trying to upset everyone at the party
todd3293 1 year ago 12
@todd3293
You destroyed the first rule.
corley667 1 month ago
"Amazon" & "Digg" haha
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sexykatie911 1 year ago
lmao Did Myspace draw a picture of a penis on that white board?
xoxogossipgirl60422 1 year ago
who play's jessie? hotness!
AwesomeMcTubbs 1 year ago
oh, wikipedia, you're so cute!
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also......horseporn
drowzo13 1 year ago
almost 3 years later and still sooooo true
drowzo13 1 year ago
they got myspace exactly lol shit site
petdog12 1 year ago
they should close doors
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4chan would be having a violent sex party at his house with japanese school girls
RLDcomm 1 year ago 2
facebook is creepy...
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4chan woulda been odd
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College humor and 4 chan lol not present?
RockyBalboa211 1 year ago
Myspace = drunk guy
Youtube= fat nerd with no life
and of course Facebook is the creepy stalker of every party
Lyridsreign 1 year ago
Whooooo, someone wanna be my friend ? Who wants to be ma fucking friend
chaldoking6969 1 year ago
wow seeing this ebay like that its funny hes so "gangsta" lol
callo92089 1 year ago
this is my favorite video on youtube
InternetVidz 1 year ago
Wikipedia's voice = jizz in my pants
GOTYallyears 1 year ago
That's a blumkin yo!
ActionReplayPerson 1 year ago
Where's 4chan. I demand a remake.
oh wait.
nevermind
he wouldnt go to a party..
Zexion72559 1 year ago
so cracked and digg are lovers?
danyhael 1 year ago 4
bring all of your hacking force on october30th to take down the internet tell all of your friends, bring your fullest hacking ability send viruses do whatever it takes to bring the internet system down.
carbonfconfusion 1 year ago
@carbonfconfusion =_= idiot
amsn94 1 year ago
@carbonfconfusion why the fuck would you wana take down the internet? sorry, just very curious.
drunkalfuzzyness 1 year ago
HAHAHA THATS A BLUMPKIN YO!
DeadlySoul123 1 year ago 3
haha "thats a blumpkin yo" lmao
gottinderkuste 1 year ago
FUCK NIGGERS AND WIGGERS
stalag58 1 year ago
@stalag58 cool story bro
applesauceman 1 year ago
lmao xD
That was brilliant!
Harusama 1 year ago
hahaha i love how cracked and digg were gay for each other
icarolinecaroline 1 year ago 12
lmfao!!!
caryndenean17 1 year ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Wikipedia was fucking hot. But the conversations with her must be terrible. You start talking to her about the new season of a show and the conversation somehow ends up about the mating habits of ring-tailed lemurs.
rizzlecorn 1 year ago 66
@rizzlecorn Or she says "Citation needed" to everything
Abridgedfan134 11 months ago
@rizzlecorn
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thegreattotemaster 10 months ago
lmao, but they should have incuded blogger and twitter
apelord33 1 year ago
4chan is outside, dressed up as a black dude with an afro and blocking the pool ladder.
katzenrubbl0r 1 year ago 5
4chan would invite Rick Astley and 3 japanese school girls who would dress him up in a furry costume and then goatse-ing everyone who's there.
fumpingo 1 year ago 2
why is digg so interested in cracked
c4r50n1 1 year ago
3:02 PayPal is looking right at Jessie's boobs
SoupWou 1 year ago
Is that Michael Swaim?? Oh my god it is him; Michael Swaim is ebay!
Awkwardgesundheit 1 year ago
Snoops is a freaking fun killer.
swade9wade 1 year ago
hahaha he said blumpkin at the end there, well worth the wait
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hexagonmoose 1 year ago
Does anyone know who plays Snopes? The Those Aren't Muskets website is infected or something.
KaiserTota 1 year ago
clever...
i liked it
Loukokki1 1 year ago
I think Facebook would have been better portrayed as a clique leader that everybody else flocks around, but is ultimately unimpressive, irrelevant, boring, and slightly unstable. Every other site was well-embodied. Just my opinion.
CarlGorn 1 year ago 4
@CarlGorn I agree with you on facebook. the best embodiment was youtube in my opinion. Everyone here thinks they want to share their views on politics, socio/economic trends, and religion. In reality, people just want to watch myspace puke all over himself. :)
fredsavagegarden 1 year ago 3
HAHAHA YESSSSS
MustardParty 1 year ago
Thass a blumpkin yo.
Naterrs 1 year ago
wheres 4chan lol
vfoolio 1 year ago 34
@vfoolio Spazzing out on meth in the basement, while some asian pedophiles watch.
azdgariarada 1 year ago
@vfoolio wtf is 4chan?
SubzeroedMind 11 months ago
@SubzeroedMind Believe me, you never want to find out what 4chan is.
Majikn 11 months ago 2
@SubzeroedMind , look it up.. but be warned alot of it is for mature minds. :D its a good site.
Spike1885 10 months ago
@vfoolio In the next video
SazVlogs 8 months ago
@vfoolio Its in the back wanking over child porn and trolling some emo kid
Utubepooperful 8 months ago
@vfoolio Who in their right mind would invite 4chan?
If 4chan even heard about this party the house would have already been torched down.
eatmymonkeycake 7 months ago 15
@eatmymonkeycake Yes, cause 4chan is SO HARDCORE.
TheEloeo 1 month ago
digg & wikipedia are fucking cute.
myspace is fucking perfect.
i love this vid.
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Germtrancsuperman 1 year ago
Best video ever~
fatalfeline 1 year ago
can u also do a shop party?
like somerfield, sainsburys, tesco, walmart,
wh smith, argos, boots, mcdonalds, kfc etc.
it will be funny.
i gave some ideas. XD
minifruit90 1 year ago
@minifruit90
Make it yourself bitch.
nathanielKnemis 1 year ago
what did youtube say?
malcholeric4 1 year ago
something gay
bizzare3 1 year ago
what does urban dictionary say at the end?
lazathor 1 year ago
that's a blumpkin, yo
TaNkMaN122 1 year ago
that a blumpkin... yo
rch99 1 year ago
@rch99 Best part of the video... worth watching it all for
jwfutbol 1 year ago
lol urban dictionary
NewtonKari 1 year ago
lol did i just see Tvtropes taking with Wikipedia? XD
NamiNomiCupcakeStar 1 year ago
I'm off to the Philippines. LATES!
newyawker123 2 years ago
Watch this with caption transcription on. It's hilarious.
BrainSpecialist 2 years ago
lol... eeeew
queeenpammie 2 years ago 2
Ha ha! Love it!
smirkingkills 2 years ago
i still wanna meet that facebook girl. does anybody know her facebook?
JanuaryDiamonds 2 years ago
I would definitely be Snopes at that party. XD
sheepythatfellinlove 2 years ago
Facebook is weird...
TarozJallim 2 years ago
totally love "youtube"-man.
hurricanewithlove 2 years ago
internet just got rickrolled!!
oldmagic 2 years ago
xD that was amazing.
TheMikesterGal 2 years ago
Who's the guy in the tuxedo?
Lolagoestohollywood 2 years ago
Ask Jeeves is the butler guy.
Arieleopardess 2 years ago
that would be jeeves from ask jeeves. It was basically the google of pre-google internet.
Exarian 2 years ago
Myspace is the best!! lol
poetkarocka 2 years ago
They should make a Christmas special. LOL
JacopeX 2 years ago
Facebook as a creepy stalker?
Spot on.
WetKant 2 years ago 36
can anybody tell me what urban dic says ??
beguie 2 years ago
"That's a blumpkin, yo."
imover18gotityube 2 years ago 8
"That's a blumpkin, yo"
WNxFish 2 years ago
i LOVE this so much <3<3<3 D=====3
TheAquapunk 2 years ago
kewl shovel
frequentgamer 2 years ago
Mad props!
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Bossking2 2 years ago
This could have been much better...
And where was 4chan?
Scratch that, 4chan would never attend a party.
flavoredwallpaper 2 years ago 51
4chan's in the second one.
metroiddude 2 years ago
that was funny. 4chan would be one fucked up individual though.
urbanpsych0 2 years ago 8
I'm taking 4chans place. (see my responds comment to JanuaryDiamonds)
lonercs 2 years ago
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lonercs 2 years ago
@flavoredwallpaper 4chan would crash the party or unplug the lights or something
ManKidDudeBro 1 year ago 2
@flavoredwallpaper he was out being annon.
kennysurdad 1 year ago 2
SHUT THE FUCK UP RUSSEL HOWARD
tarfun5959 2 years ago
DOES SOMEONE WANNA BE MAH FRIEND?
That made me laugh so hard.
robinchan33 2 years ago
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absolute crap yank humour
ransomovitch1 2 years ago
lol
WarsharkProductions 2 years ago
My favorite part is where Cracked is bein a dork, but Digg is really into it.
Malhemis 2 years ago 6
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Where is youtube???
Lostmymind1 2 years ago
3:07
Lost251 2 years ago
Joel, this video is at least 2 years old and Twitter was not yet in existence.
YankeeJet24 2 years ago 3
great job.
shinjiketsu 2 years ago
Aw, where's Fark?
tajavi 2 years ago
wait, where's twitter?
Joel5656 2 years ago
LOL CRACKED IS GAY WITH DIGG OMG OMG OMG
mytotallyawesomename 2 years ago 7
HEY MAPQUEST!
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sedwaykid 2 years ago
0:43 instant 5 and faved
TheHellRaider 2 years ago
"Im feeling lucky"
haha thats awesome
MariusM1989 2 years ago
hahahahahaha best part: "that's a blumpkin, yo."
wuvablez 2 years ago 3
i wanna meet that facebook girl
JanuaryDiamonds 2 years ago
They forgot how the party ended when /b/ burnt down the house and tied google to the tree in the backyard
Pikmin012 2 years ago 8
Before Twitter's time.
kramnadroj 2 years ago 6
twitter is too young for the party
he would be 4
MrEsthetic 2 years ago 3