Olive Garden

[afterray]

"when you're here, you're family" ?

HOW PATHETIC IS THAT LIE.

you are far from a "family" in the place.

you are BUSINESS period

[bailey217769]

@dannydutchboy2011 I didnt favorite this vid YOU did. And I didnt start the rude comments on this vid YOU DID, but LIKE ALWAYS you have deleted those comments. Goodbye & ya know what you don't have to send me anything ok goodbye!!!!!!!

[bailey217769]

@dannydutchboy2011 whatever not getting into drama with you on youtube. We werent together & your sheets were plenty cold before I did anything. Anyways.......have a good night go get your testicals measured by Teresa for your cozy ba bye!

[bailey217769]

@dannydutchboy2011 you were gettin kisses & then some from me. And what kind of man lets other bimbos text him kisses & pics of tits huh? WHATEVER goodbye!

[bailey217769]

@dannydutchboy2011 No some girl texted while you were in the bathroom & I was waiting to be seated. I dont remember who it was but it pissed me off. And she sent kisses. Kind of like the time a bunch of tits were in your phone. Whatever

[bailey217769]

@dannydutchboy2011 yeah cuz some bimbo kept texting your phone. Excuse me for not smiling. anyways.......

[msrdrummer]

Check out the Mad TV Olive Garden Commercial on Youtube.

[liveup5]

I'd love to see these pathetic fucks in these commercials,all taken out James (Sonny) Caan style! Then throw a shit load of blazin' dynamite through the front window of this "wannabe wop" shit hole and watch the fucker go,BA-BOOM!

[xpaddyceex]

What's going on with the music towards the end and why is it so good?

[afterray]

i like the way these Italians think that they can fool everyone with their FAKE advertisement: "when you're here, you're family"

sorry Mussolini...you're not family at all. you are business.

[GSPatton89]

Just before the cut "Share? Bitch when we are here you switch!"

[SpaceLilies]

so i heard u liek mudkipz

[ninjapiratefromspace]

what the hell is with the music in this?

[chasinxskirt1]

these comments are so srs

[bedvd01]

Who the hell uploads a restuarant commercial in the first place.

[joeyheadset]

I'll stuff your marsala. You dirty ho. #TehOliveGardinz

[GG100FDZ]

Waitress: "Jus pick a dish you cunts"!

[SareeseTheFirst]

I keep laughing so hard at this video. The part that really gets me is when they bring in the new carnival music, they KEEP THE SNAZZY MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. Who edited this thing?!

[Sockeater]

Exactly! All bad.

[msrdrummer]

There was an employee that worked as a cook at an Olive Garden franchise who would jizz on the Alfredo sauce before serving it to the customers. He thought that his "cream sauce" enhanced the flavor of the Alfredo sauce. He worked at the Olive Garden for 6 years and claims he jizzed on over 2,000 servings of pasta with Alfredo sauce. Most of the customers had no idea that their Alfredo sauce was "extra creamy" but a few did complain that it was too salty.

[beleafer81]

@msrdrummer bullshit

[zap12346]

in one of the commercials a dude orders the "never ending pasta" ..nd the waitor says "hows ur pasta sir??...dude says "never ending"..nd then everyone gives a corny laugh...these commercials piss me off

[arrojenkins]

@zap12346 youtube.com/watch?v=YmWSEJHdxZ­M

[TheRealTaco87]

Carrabbas kicks OG's little pussy ass!

[msalvatoresoccer2010]

Olive garden tastes great but erm this commercial sucks haha it's so silly… no offense to the best eatery area around. :)

[Attila709]

I might have to work at this place. I hope the people there are cool.

[jbaker88]

@Attila709 Get ready to be sick and tired of soup and salad (+breadsticks). You'll know what I'm talking about once you start.

[HersheyBear87]

olive garden delivers yet another classic

[JustinTW995]

"I'll have the stuffed chicken marsalla."

"Oh me too!"

"LISTEN BITCH, I'M GETTING THE FUCKING CHICKEN MARSALLA, YOU GET SOMETHING DIFFERENT!"

[manco82]

Actual customers of OG are morbidly obese!

[superpiff23]

"YEEAAH, ill have the stuffed chicken marsala".

....."Oh me too!"

..."Know what? ill get the chicken lemogne"

..."Oh that sounds good too!"

....."Okay, you know what you fucking slut, how bout you stop copying me and i wont fuck you up".....

"Jeff!, the kids are watching...."........

"I DONT GIVE A FUCK BARBARA, LET THEM KNOW! LET THEM KNOW YOURE A CHEATING WHORE!!! AND WHY THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN AT OLIVE GARDEN?!?!?!"

[natetitus52]

LOLOL!

So funny!

I had to do a parody of a story last week...

Just sayin,lol!

You're funny!

[bigfriggennasty]

how about you suck my dick and I'll eat your pussy then we'll switch? Ooo, that sounds good too!

[6plastic]

lol!

[BishopAP]

That couple is SO unhappy.

[wowboy185]

0:11 why is she laughing?!! it wasnt anywhere near a joke

[HapaLife]

"Ya! I'll have the stuffed chicken marsala."

"Oh me too!"

... ......

"Y'know what, then I'm gonna get the stuffed chicken lemogne."

"Oh! That sounds good too..."

*cough* whore *cough*

"Why don't I get the lemogne, you get the marsala, and we'll switch."

"Ahahaha"

*Oh you dumb whore, I probably could have gotten laid taking you to McDonalds*

[redfoxbennaton]

Insert homophobic slur right here.

[Rihn000]

Hahaha! ha eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr NO!

[redfoxbennaton]

Yes.

[smallfryisa]

does anybody else notice his little chuckle in the first two seconds?

[VGfan96]

i bet the commercial guy hates himself

[tonyroccoJR]

my entire family got the shits from this terrible pre-made fake italian food. SLOP!

[chapa0789]

I actually work at the olive Garden..and none of yall now what yall are talking about...

[mattam2004]

I work at olive garden too and it sucks!!

[chapa0789]

mattam2004 is it..? if u hate it so much..quit..duh.maybe cuz the one u work at sucks

[BoondockSaintsGrrl]

I have to agree with mattam2004... Olive Garden does suck. But unfortunately in this economy we must forbear, and be thankful to have jobs, no matter how much they may suck.

If it wasn't for my fellow co-workers- who make working there bearable- the whole God-forsaken place would suck beyond the telling!!! I'm just lucky to work at one that doesn't have uptight, "sticks up their arses" arseholes for managers.

[nysongbird]

You know what is really sad? That even something as simple as a commercial on You Tube can stir up so much emotion in all of us. Do we just love to disagree and argue? Why can't we all just give our opinion and not attack other peoples opinions?

[martinfim]

Whats sad about it, its what makes us human, in a way maybe.

[adi1096]

thats great for you oh and why do u care

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

i hate how they treat me there, but i love the food. i order spaghetti and meatballs. bitch waiters, though.

[JFlatley5001]

its spelled SPONSOR

[JFlatley5001]

screw the never ending soup salad and breadsticks! Don't make your server run around for a 2 dollar tip! What are we supposed to do with 2 freakin dollars? Buy a candy bar?

AND Restaurants need to pay us more than 2.13/hour.

I need a new job.

[manco82]

You fucking lazy ginzo!

[BoondockSaintsGrrl]

Who are you to call JFlatley5001 lazy? Have you ever worked at Olive Garden? Do you have any idea what a pain in the ass all-you-can-eat soup, salad, and breadsticks is? No!! Because you've never had the displeasure of having to serve that slop to annoying fat ass retards that think they're "making it easier" on the server by getting five refills of everything! Easier my ass!!! Until you know what it's like serving those fat, greedy bastards, I suggest that you shut the Fuck Up!!!!!

[nysongbird]

You only get $2.00? That's pretty sad. When we eat at the Olive Garden we usually end up leaving $10. And we ask for whatever we want, as it should be. Most of the waitresses are smart and they don't bring one bread stick per person out, they bring two or three per person which limits their running around. Hey, it's not their money, I would bring as many as I could carry. It is the one bread stick per person rule that is ridiculous, that is what makes the servers go nuts.

[homelesstaco]

all of their commercials SUCK BALLS. thats why im making a youtube poop of this XD. i woulda done it with the new one thats on tv with the family tradition, but i cant find it anywhere. maybe i should try their site...

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

good on you, youtube poop is the new lulz that shall take over out mainstream comedy.

[PsychoNinjaFreak]

ummm i ate here for the first time and it was shit. not THE shit. shit. it was about as authentic italian as wonderbread.

[ThisIsGonnaBeCool]

who says its authentic? olive garden THINKS, ASSUMES, that it's real italian. my ass. i've been to a true italian family owned resteraunt in barbados. i know its authentic. the portions were pretty small, the music was real and nice, the dishes had hand painted pictures, and everything was delicious and true. fuck what olive garden thinks.

[manco82]

Boo fucken yeah!!!

[chickachicka9990]

I HATE OLIVE GARDEN AND RED LOBSTER

u know why????? they sponser the cruel canadian seal hunt were thousands of baby harp seals are butally slaughtered every year. Message me for more info on it if u like. Im NEVER eating there.......EVER!

[Wowstogne]

But Chickachicka Red Lobster is Awesome so your argument is void.

[chickachicka9990]

how are they awsome if they sponser something cruel?

[UponThouFairCat]

Because their food is delicious, obviously.

[Loveseekingmissile]

don't worry, people who eat there are cursed with fatness.

[luv2laugh1107]

haha so true

[condemnedfreak]

Hahaha......

[fearlessgentleman]

seem like my kind of people over at the olive garden. every time i go there it gets harder to leave...

[divineclown]

lmao

[i8bacon]

olive garden tries to make funny commercials which they think is funny but is really incredibly stupid

[itbritneyspearsbitch]

yep basically. the worst is the grandpa and grandson one

[bigd0377]

LUCDOGG222 u eat at the Olive Gearden? You should be ashamed of yourself.... Let me ask you another question.... What kind of house do you drive?

[quafeg]

horrible commercial!!

[xShadowDemonx]

yum

[lucdogg222]

good spellin job u mother fucker.... and mother fucker dont fuckin say shit to me cuz ill show up at your house wit a switch and bye bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meatman310]

U should be ashamed of yourself...PIZZAHUT- Come to my house., Its more Durable than your Italian style ranch dressing garlic flavored trailer. I live in NYC.... We wait on lines here for good italian eatin'.  DON'T YOU TELL ME MY BUISNESS AGAIN!!!

[meatman310]

My man...Where do you live, LOL, its got a commercial and all.... I NORMALLY CONSIDER PIZZAHUT/OLIVEGARDEN CUSTOMERS,,...(TRASH) YOU...LOL well...keep jerkin' off on the bus=PIZZAHUT. U and your mom should head to 'SAN DONATO' AND SHOW ITALY HOW GOOD OLIVE GARDEN....IS..LOL. You may learn (HOPEFULLY) WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT. lucdogg=trailertrash=pizzahut-

[lucdogg222]

mother fucker who the fuck u think your talkin to...whats your address u live in NYC right i got people out there thatll come discuss this witch, give me you name and addresss and dont make shit u pussy uz thats what bitches like u do and call the people that come visit u trash...i dare ya "my Man'' you fuckin coward

[meatman310]

Their are no olive gardens up this way, WHO DO YOU GOT ? WHATS YOUR SORRY ASS GONNA DO BUSBOY??

[meatman310]

Do you need the address?.  PIZZAHUT?

[lucdogg222]

meatman310=pussy

[meatman310]

I thought ...I asked you where you live.?

[meatman310]

Don't be upset cause I gotta put my john hancock on your paycheck

[meatman310]

Tryin to be a roughneck, "{WHACK'} I just slapped you fuckin hat off your head.  :] Are you from BKLYN?? COME ONNNNNNNNNN DON'T BE SHY?!!! DON'T BE A SCEAREDD!!!. I LIVE IN WESTCHESTER COUNTY!!! do you want more?=?

[meatman310]

I went to olive garden once.....Walked out after one bite..Disgusting...

[lucdogg222]

than u def a dumb fuck og is the shit u prolly aint even italian

[meatman310]

My man.,, Correct your spelling. Only people like you eat that horseshit. Olive garden is an embarrasment to italian anything. Prolly....what do you know about anything You prolly eat pizzahut too.. LMFAO

[lucdogg222]

first i aint your man bitch and second we in english class? i give a fuck bout my spellin what nationality are you? I dont eat at pizza hut and what do i know? im 100% italian so I know it all

[meatman310]

Prolly....... Next time you want to voice your opinion... Don't! Italian HUH....What part of italy does your family origin start? Harlem.. or Compton Your italian like i'm black..LMFAO dummy

[lucdogg222]

I told you im not "your man" u sound stupid saying that, I love how you equate cursing with being black haha thats very ignorant of you and what part? a town called San Donato look it up and don't test me again I NEVER LIE!

[Genchildrenunite]

Ciao ho sentito che sei italiano! Dimmi qualche parola dai deficiente! =)

[meatman310]

My Man,..Stay off Heroin, it ruins minds

[Philosophaster]

LOL. I love it.

[sQuareproductions]

HEATUR BOOG.

[fitforuse]

SO FUCKING GOOOODDD

[flufftronix]

Heater was meant for a Six Flags Amusement Park commercial

[levins]

this is the funniest thing i've seen all week

[seld1]

thats messed, song really doesn't work at all!

[RedFoxxworth]

So, I herd u liek Heater?

[thecoloroflight]

That doesn't work at all. Not to mention that the original song is annoying anyway.

[RedFoxxworth]

What doest that even mean?

[thecoloroflight]

It means that the juxtaposition of this advertisement and the Samim's track doesn't work well. And the latter portion of my comment means that I find the original song annoying.

[RedFoxxworth]

So, I herd u liek Heater?

[insted101]

HAY I HEARD U LIKE MUDKIPS N HEATER

[christopherwade]

AAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[geeves]

The original

[jaimejames13]

ha! is that the samim or claude vonstroke remix playing?!?!?