Whose Mouse Are You read in Jamaican Patois

[monicaa121195]

@mpproductionz lawd God !!!

[mpproductionz]

Weh ya mother deh? She inside ah one pussyhole

[MadTriggerman]

my bredda mouse!

[tigerrx86]

U know this is some fake ass jamaican. we talk waaaay more exciting than that...c'mon, be real man...stop tryna put too much english into it..

[aer0dynamic]

we all know jamaicans say things backwards.

brand new = new brand.

[jahmariposa]

is it possible that the patois has a few dialects depending on region? this could be why some disagree with your patois translation. :)

i like this :) aw jamaican mousekins

[RomiLeMot]

yes it definitely does have dialects of its own.

[amerthil]

this is a moving video that i actually cried while watching.

[ekhangel]

Your comment kinda also made me cry...

[nurzumspass]

Very nice!

[4evayoung88]

love it love it love it

very funny

>>> she insida one puss LOL

>>> Yuh Bredda Mouse? Him brand new LMAO

[jazzistani]

lol that was the best part

[lemonsherry]

'ah who fah mouse are you'? how is dat patois? it should be 'yuh ah who fah mouse?' and the english sentence 'far from home' could never be sensibly translated as 'she deh ah mi yaad'.

stop teach di people dem foolishness.

[HeavyBroadKastin]

i dun tink so lady,

wheres ya bludclat madda, tell me bwoy ah fi get evil

aahahaha

[HeavyBroadKastin]

A Rasta and his Empress are in court getting a divorce. The problem was, who should get custody of the child?The judge turns to the dread and says, "What do you have to say in the matter?"

The Rasta sat for a while contemplating ... then slowly rose and said, "Yow ... your Honour, If I and I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi come out, a who fa Pepsi ... 'I and I' or the machine?

[NyteRyd2r]

lawl

[eurosparkle]

Thanks...I watched with my 9 month old and we both really enjoyed it. Will you post more??

[owiz22]

Quite a number of similarities to Nigerian and Sierra Leone Creole .. Good vid

[kingstonja1]

What is he trying to put us to sleep by reading a book? somebody plz anwswer this?lolz!!!!!!!

[jerham612]

DAT NO SOUN LIKE PATOIS. SOUNDS MORE LIKE A BAD VERSION OF ENGLISH. The title should have read, Yu a ufa micey?. "A ufu mouse are you" sounds so wrong. You need to wrong on your Jamaican rudebwoy.

[MOHAIRinthe80s]

Di man a use slang word.

[Yardie5150]

'im a chru yardie, zeen!

[LAYDEExSOL]

Lol thats so cool, this is the best one. =]