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  • Step one: Make a mage, Step two: spec frost Step three: polymorph Step four: spamm frost bolt Step five: if hit freeze then blink Step six: repeat repeat repeat
  • simple but effective!

  • Spammage Sammage!!!

  • I just tell everybody to shut up if they think my dps isn't good.. I've watched so many videos trying to increase my dps, then realized that RPGs are no longer RPGs. They're action games with stats.. If you aren't awesome at Street Fighter 4, you aren't going to be awesome high dps in WoW without ingesting massive amounts of illegal narcotics of the stimulant variety.

    But, I've had much more fun once I learned to tell dps whores where to go. :)

  • @UrielDagda Then you are dumbest person I've ever met.

  • @Data9183 I certainly am much smarter than people who confuse manual dexterity with intelligence and completely forget games are meant for entertainment, not a paid extension to the work day.

  • @UrielDagda Many people can do this and get real life accomplished. It just takes a certain mind set to put up with a schedule. In which you can't, then you need to go on console.

  • who thinks he sounds like chris angel?

  • oh, and speaking as someone who plays as a lock, life tap sucks in a fight.

  • @JustinDew2025 Well...it's good. Your Health wont matter if your Tank has enough aggro.

  • @TabletopwargamingHD True that, keep you tank healed, and let your ranged do all the work, best way to kill any boss.

  • my brain just fried a little OR lllookkk I'm spppammmminnngggg keyysss!

  • Ahem, me thinks Kripparian = Cris Angel mindfreak =P You sound like him dude Im thinking your gona doa majic trick in teh middle of your vid xD

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  • "More spells = More damage"

    Wow. Thanks.

  • you sound so much like sipps from yogscast

  • Great video! A new favorite. You actually explain exactly what to do and why instead of regurgitating an EJ sticky. What a concept!

  • Fuu shuu , 4 steps to be pro.

    1- create a mage

    2- keybind everything to arcane blast.

    3- smash your face into the keyboard.

    4- Out of steps.

  • >Use AoEs

  • Step 1. Create a Mage and or Warlock....

  • I really wouldnt let the idiot comments affect it. Your doing a fine job and any help will be appreciated, only the petty morons in the came behave like that of course on here or in the game.

  • 1. Create Mage

    2. Spam

    3. Profit

  • this is not actual DPS ,this is RDPS

  • @lazarandrei2008 Fucking nerd

  • @nnneeebbbbrraska sorry for trying to help ur little ass not getting fucked in the game

  • @lazarandrei2008 RDPS? What is that?

  • @dranzerpromage ranged DPS as hunter, warlock, i think that paladin can be too

  • @lazarandrei2008 thanks :D

  • how do people make macros. I know how to make em escape macros name it etc. but when people put more then one spell in one macro where do they get that information is it from a website or do they get it from other people and if so where did that person get it from.

  • @mr4ev2il0 wowwiki(DOT)com/Making_a_macro

  • @mr4ev2il0 as a fire mage heres my autokill macro for when a target is deep freezed

    #showtooltip Combustion

    /castsequence reset=90 Pyroblast, Living Bomb, Combustion, Fire Blast

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  • 1. Make Hunter

    2. Don't Be Huntard

    3. ?????

    4. Profit!

  • The real way to do the top DPS in WoW, is to learn your class, and to play the way you play the best.

  • for mage u got man?

  • How do you get your action bars like that?

  • Newfag shitties look at DPS. Damage/Current fight or gtfo.

  • 0:18 i miss them dam talent points ...

  • Were you fapping at 3:52 ? :D

  • I'm a frost dk, i line all attacks on action bar and place fingers accross all buttons and click randomly, Top dps win.

  • So if i play offensively as resto i top dps :>?

  • 0:35 WTF

  • I have no clue what you are talking about in this whole video. I probably would if I was that into wow but i'm not.

  • stopped watching after you said dmg isn't based on gear haha

  • @Person62 This guy at the time of the recording, was #1 in the world on like 70% of the fights. I'm guessing he knows what he is talking about.

  • @Person62

    It's not really though, if you don't know how to play you're not going to do high DPS whatever your gear is. Likewise, if you're very good you'll do more than someone who's average in the same gear. So yeah, it's gear dependant but also player dependant. Some classes more than others.

  • @KohNahMee And yet you spelled mastUrbate wrong. >_>

  • of course you're a hunter.

  • i miss playing :'( my internet sucks....now my life sucks boo!

  • KohNahMe

    Wow fail... It's SPELLED mastUrbate

  • Jesus Christ get a life

  • Latency measure? Well if you lag after you spellcast twice in a roll then go get a better internet connection.

  • 3:50 hes not spamming his keys! Hes trolling you guys! what he really does is masterbait with soap in his hand

  • How begin a retard spammer

  • @F4R3LL1 The thing is that spamming is the way to do good dps..

  • what hunter were you talking about? please answer.

  • @xxMoviesx Himself probably, He was the best hunter in the world on the parses at the time of recording.

  • I laughed so hard at 3:50.

  • im frost dk ... i have no Rota... SO WHY DO I WATCH THIS ! wrhahrahra

  • ahh the good old days when hunters had mana.

  • roll an arcane mage... congrats u now have 20k dps

  • The math in this video is crazy!!

  • was this video made for retards?

  • @spaceorbison Yes, so average WoW players.

  • @spaceorbison yes

  • @spaceorbison 95% of raiders cannot pull off what is said in the video (besides prepotting) consistently in a raid environment.

  • FUCK THIS I KEEP CLICING WITH MOUSE ALOT EASIER. how am i even supposed to move with QWEASD while i press 124456789 impossible FUCK THE BLIZZRA MAKING FIGHTING HARD

  • @WaRnEr1080 Herp Derp Keybind with frcxzvgt1234

  • @WaRnEr1080 thats whyy ou use arrow keys..

  • @TabletopwargamingHD how u target enemy?

  • Paladin pvp macro

    /Cast Divine Protection

    /Use Hearthstone

    Bind that macro to every key on your keyboard and faceroll it when you see an enemy

  • @robanskinolfen Hurr durr durr

  • wtf

  • I thought you just roll your head back and forth across the keyboard

  • @Vacerous you a dk?

  • @Neclonlord No Hunter/Lock/Kitty lol

  • @Vacerous Yeah, that toally maxes out your dps. -_-

  • @Vacerous No, that's for frost Death Knight DPS

  • @Vacerous HAh im retard cus i watch this video :D oh wait... u saw this video so u are retard too >XD

  • @Vacerous if you're a mage

  • @Vacerous hahahaha

  • @Vacerous that only apply on druidtrads, huntards and Magetards

  • @Vacerous me too = )

  • Thanks for the guide, Cpt. Obvious.

  • i dont care about spam keys , i've got a fucking razer naga :D

  • @xSaBuR0x fuck ya

  • @xSaBuR0x and how does that help? now you gotta press all the buttons with 1 finger :) pfft.. screw those gaming mouses, ill stick to my 5 button mouse, and keyboard ;)

  • @megvagyimmartizenyol it makes it very easy. now you can bind shit to 1-9, 0, -, and = and not be retarded

  • @GiantDoucheSandwich oh well... i guess i just should try it and than i would see... but naa, it costs waaaaay too much, and im top dps with the mouse + keyboard combination :D

  • steady shot x 21518951758151. throw a chimera or aimed once in 10 sec

    Wth are you smoking? skills? as a hunter u get that auto shot addon and spam steady.

  • I want mana back!

  • Razer naga = win!

  • whats the name of the song in the background ? been searchin for it ages

  • fuck me in dis thx ^^

  • 3:15 sounds like hes wanking

  • i thought top dps was face rolling ur keyboard?

  • >>> AUTO KEYBOT <<<

    AUTO KEY ROTATION!

    WATCH THE VIDEO ON HOW TO DO AUTO KEY SPAM WITH AUTO KEYBOT

  • hmm never thought to make a video for that , rly nice job (nod)

    I've learned those things by myself and ive never thought they could be explained that good , ppl i know that can play have this knoledge in their heads somehow automatic.

  • hey kripparrian i need some help...

    Speak Spanish???? please

  • Who actually cares about key bindings it's who wins that counts and if winning means spamming 1-2 buttons then so be it

  • I miss ToC days. WoW is gay now.

  • @GhettoManatee i heaaaaara you

    

  • Rogue top DPS guide: 1. Bind all of your keyboard keys to Sinister Strike, this way, you're able to roll your head on the keyboard for maximum efficiency. 2. Roll your head on your keyboard.

  • my Hotkeys 1,2,3,4,5,6 q,e,t,r,g,x,c,b ' , 0 shift+s, shift+e, shift T, shift g and middle mouse.

  • You do too much calculations for a game just put ur head on ur keyboard and rolllllll you'll be amazed

  • Ehm if you knew Retris batter you wouldnt judge em like that... we cast so many things, hell we have 3 cds... our rotation (with priority) contains 6-7 spells, + healing, interupt, cc... Dont judge us like that please we evolved with time ;)

  • warrior bind: 123456 QERTYFGHZXCVB

    Mouse(razer naga) bind: Num: 1-12 + 2 extra buttons and scoll up,down and press :) --> All warrior keys are bounded + macros . Gl hf

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  • Warlock Hotkeys: `123456QERFCXZS

  • shadow priest hotkeys: 1-9 and 5 additional fucking bindings..... driving me nuts!

  • sounds will vary depending on the amount of caffeine in your system

  • Mehr wow 3.3.5 videos auf meinem channem subs gerne gesehen !

  • Arcane mage and how to do top damage: put arcane blast on 2 and evocation on 3

  • global cooldown much?

  • What is the addons?

  • so basically MAX dps = spamming? Right....

  • @Oozblar actually he meant "Dont lose time while casting, cause u lose dps aswell" so u can spam a bit the key before the casting time is ready, so u wont lose any time :)!

  • @Oozblar Yes, and knowing what you need to do, before you do it.

  • Ha logitch g15 USE THE G510 18 extra keys

  • This kind of bulshit made me quit wow long time ago. game should be played for fun and not for this kind of nerd BS.

  • @Jarmo187 More like you quit because you suck and this kind of stuff is above you. Why watch this video if you quit and don't care about this sort of "bullshit".

  • @Jarmo187 You know, you are allowed to play the game how you want too, but there is people who might want to improve their gameplay. But you seem too stupid to understand that.

  • @TheCameltotem Do you play a shaman on illadin?

  • @Jarmo187 It's called being competitive. Most people who are successful in life have this little thing called drive. Without drive to better yourself you cannot be successful. At anything, period. Some of us don't get satisfaction out of mashing buttons and watching video effects like a five year old child. Some of us only experience satisfaction when we accomplish something difficult, or achieve something that most other people can't. That's just how competitive people "play" games.

  • @beakerthefrog Honestly, I think that is the dumbest fucking reason for quitting any game that I have ever heard. I can understand quitting WoW, I have since shortly after Cata came out, but because other people take it more seriously than you do? Ridiculous. I also think it's funny that there were people that had to watch this video to learn how to do some of these things.

  • <--- clicker and do max dps in raids and dungs most of the time

  • well thankyou!!!!! ur like the first person to give me a better look about my dps that i cant see and i tried out ur techniques (tho im still workin on it) and i did bout 1.5k higher than i usually do THANKYOU

  • thumbs up if you got baffled after the first minute.

  • Retri Paladin Hotkeys : 1 . 2. 3 . 

  • @PolStevenson 1-Bubble,2-Herthstone,3-Macro-­Haha i have bubble and u dont

  • @TheJohnsonHead Hearthstone and Macro.. wtf.

  • @PolStevenson

    Arcane Mage Hotkeys : 1. 2.

  • @NesoDomino

    yea arcane mage rotation is simple as JB's brain . 4 arcane blast and missile barrage , but im on fire dps , it's better

  • @NesoDomino You clearly havent try'd arcane mage

  • @MinDTheFaith

    I did, my friend wanted me to do Firelands for him because he had to do some extra work, he did 30k DPS and I did 28k DPS with 2 Buttons, the rest is buffs and cooldowns.

  • @NesoDomino

    yeah..

    Try Flamestrike for dot-Aoe, cone of cold to debuff adds with torment of the weak before you spam arcane explosion, arcane barrage while moving, Flame orb, and presence of mind for some instant blasts, or instant renew managem at clearcastproc..

    There is almost no difference between arcane Mage and other classes - "easy to play, hard to master" ;)

  • @Heiko1887

    I agree, as I think i have mastered the Retri Paladin because I dont use 3 Keys but much more, like Exorzism (and the glyph which is underrated) all kinds of things which delete your debuffs the right buffs for the right mob and mobgroups and stuff..

  • @NesoDomino war fury 1 

  • @NesoDomino actually : 2.3.

    1 is blink :)

  • @NesoDomino Arcane Mage Hotkeys : 1

  • @PolStevenson how can ppl still be qqing about paladins?

    rogues, hunters, warriors each have to spam 1-2 buttons in a whole fight

    paladins are using much more skills, if your using 3 i'm sorry about it, l2p

  • @stRunF11 Have you ever played those classes high-endgame?

  • @stRunF11

    i haven';t any problems against pallys , i pwn most of them , that means im not going to QQ about it ,

    P.S If u know rogues , hunters and warriors which using only 1-2 buttons in whole fight tell them to quit wow because they suck . Thanks .

  • @PolStevenson this guide, top DPS is about pve i suppose, since top DPS can't be made in pvp really -.-

  • @stRunF11 yea pvp is more about control, burst, survivibility, ext ext

  • @Dudefromspace567 yea, he just said that for pvp pala uses 3 hotkeys, w/e

  • @stRunF11 maybe for like 500 ratted pallys lol, easily at least 30 keybinds

  • @Dudefromspace567 yeah, just ppl think that palas have 3 hotkeys, i use like 30 also..

  • @PolStevenson r u stupid?

    i know keybinds that dont even use 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 or 0 OR -

    and i play a ret play i use 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 -5 ctrl 1 ctrl 2 ctrl 3 and ctrl 4 for my rotation you are just not doing it right

  • @sulsaboy

    haha . before u say something u can read it well , we're having fun and not talking about serious so calm down pally ,

    btw . i use qertfggbhvcxz keys on frost mage and some mouse buttons for shields and deep freeze , so i know about keybinds ,. ur comment makes you stupid - not me . cheerz ;)

  • @PolStevenson i am a ret pala and i use more than about ten buttons, jut saying

  • @sonysucksshit1

    that`s what i said about arcane mages.. easy to play, hard to master ;)

  • @PolStevenson retri? holy paladin

  • @PolStevenson HEY WTF :( It's actually 1,2. I'll have you know.

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  • how do u get ur spellbars like that

  • Spamming your keys like that, have fun with Carpal tunnel Syndrome

  • Can someone tell me why its noob to be a "clicker" ?

  • @Xxshooter567Xx Because typically it takes you longer to look down at your spells and physically clicking them than just using keybinds. Also when you click your spells you have to take your eyes off your screen. Since you have to use your spells and click at the same time you will most likely turn laterally with your keyboard hence the word "keyboard turner".

    In almost all cases a keyboard turner and a clicker go hand in hand.

  • @Xxshooter567Xx

    Becouse u tunnel vision ur spells then to 'click' it and you will probably be keyboardturning aswel

  • its amazing just how many people take this game sooo seriously, i mean i play it, i love it as much as the next person, but its a game dude.. just a game.

  • @dougmilne27 and it's nice to be good at games.

  • @dougmilne27 Yes, a game consuming our REAL LIFE time.

  • @WestfallChicken so does xbox, tv, sleeping, youtube, computers and every other thing. You people are stupid, theres no such thing as "REAL LIFE" time, just time. However you wish to spend some of it is whatever you want. Besides its summer, you can do nothing productive except lay around and hang with friends. You're ignorant and have no idea what time is about. Have fun in your life. Do whatever floats your boat, not whatever gets the most attention.

  • @Massas8967 I just tried to explain to someone who said gamers shouldn't take it so seriously. I dont care if he does it but I take it seriously and he acted like it was something wrong with that. He maybe would not understand if I just said "Time"cause there is people like him complaining that "dis game is stoopid dont waste your time and money on it" and yet knows people like it. I have nothing against people who do things I dont like to spend my time on, I just tried to make it clear.

  • @Reperkussion Oh, I have. I used to consider myself a "harcore gamer" for raiding in heroic raids, and having 2k rated arena. When I got to starcraft I realized This game took little skill

  • i has g15 keyboard x]

  • *snor