News Anchors Lose It Over Pot Brownie Story

[PolymathX]

I wonder if he has any brownies left? Those sound like good ones :)

[EggtasticTaco]

LMFAO dumbass piggy

[ljusul]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIT...Ins­tead of being charged? INSTEAD OF BEING CHARGED? He RESIGNED? What is THAT SHIT?

[mobspeak]

Marijuana doesn't kill.. you can't OD from it unless you eat a shit load.. they just got paranoid..

[HumbleWillis]

As a cop he should know that paranoia and a sense of time dilation are both side effects of MJ. I guess that's why they call it dope. :)

[geovs20]

OMG TIME IS GOING REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SLOW, I THINK IM DYING YES IM DEAD, THIS IS CLASSIC, JUST FRICKIN CLASSIC, THIS IS THE MOST REDICULIOUSLY FUNNY STORY EVER, HOW IS IT THIS GUY DIDNT GET CHARGED WITH A CRIME IS JUST BEYOND ME? AND THEY WORRY ABOUT DISPENSERYS I THINK THEY SHOULD BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR COPS EXPERIMENTS. IM DEAD:)

[TrealazFuuk]

time is going by really really really really really sloooooo000w!!!!!

[spongebobCP]

i think i'm dead!! D:

[PhXSuNs6281]

do u get super paranoid when u eat brownies?? all the pot i smoke i never have eaten brownies..and now really dont wanna if u get that paranoid man

[mjax1111]

I wouldn't have been able to report this with a straight face either. Fucking hilarious

[Zyozyoma]

Dispatcher:

“You think you’re dead? Are you calling from the afterlife or something?”

[maulerdon]

DAMN i need some of that shit " i think were dead" XD

[Abriggs500]

What news station is this? I thought there was only King 5 and Komo 4 news in Seattle.

[bdc7e]

@Abriggs500 Q13 on Channel 13. There's also KIRO 7 on channel 7.

[Siddle66]

LMAO! HEY YOURUBERS! What is the name of the cop? I wanna buy him a beer....if he drinks...If he still smokes I aint buying him nothin'!!! I'm a cop.

[redsara2000]

I enjoyed that one of the people snorted when they laughed XD

[whatchutalkingbout]

@redsara2000

i have much enjoyment from your grammar of english

[trefod]

I love the off camera news anchor, giggling hysterically in the background;)

[randymcbride111]

times going by soooo sloooow!!!

[Suffersosweetly]

Reeeeeeeeeeleeeee slooooooowly. i think im dead.

priceless

[Azishome]

Phooey they're reporting the story. I think the off-camera anchor was there and partook. LOL.

[realleftymovement]

u cant even od on weed

[ZAC2994]

@realleftymovement thats why the guy said they dont know if there was something else in it.

[FerretJohn]

Good news: You aren't dead.

Bad news: You are fired.

[BoyintheMachine]

FYI: You can't overdose on pot. Take too much and you will just pass out and wake up the next morning.

[07zx14White]

If you can get high enough on pot to think that you may actually die then you probably have some serious mental issues. That's just fucking weird. Unless of course it's laced with another drug.

[TrollingPatrolling]

hahahahahahaha time is really slow hahahahahahaha!!!!!!this cop and hes wife are idiots hahahahahahaha

[zombienachos]

i think we're dying...........x_x yep were dead

[cammy910]

'time is going by really, really, really really slow.' LOL

[iruvalla]

I actually listened to this video i think he said they stole like 1/4 of an ounce...

[milesprowerTV]

''And I think we're dead, time is going by really, really, really, really slow''

Not dead, but fired, maybe? :)

[BkAkitas]

ok, so he didn't get charged, but look at it this way- he gains internet notoriety for LIFE! do your part to make this a life sentence of asshattery and pass this video on to everyone you know!

[JonTheHolyDude]

*Snort*

[Kirke182]

He should be thrown in jail just like the rest of us would be if we were stupid enough to call 911 after eating an ounce of pot that we stole.

[W6IRE]

A police officer who is in the habit of stealing drugs from suspects for his personal use is never charged with a crime? What else has this guy stolen? Obviously he knows he works for a department where cops are above the law or he would not have made the 911 call.

[bindinglines]

Wait until he's on the toilet. Time will

go really, really, really, really slower.

[Pleasedontfight123]

LOL been there, done that, its not fun anymore when you get that high.

[ChildrenOfDoom662]

haha i almost died of laughter. damn send those brownies to me

[ratiniked]

"we made brownies. and I think we're dead" hahaha that's so funny!xD

[wathtehill]

i dont get it

[David19J91]

Ha Ha I know how its like to be so high that you think your gonna die brings back memories

[Steve8327]

haha that girl thats snorts at 0:43

[maiz3040]

guy

[javelin1010]

Geez, those are good brownie effects. The dorks.

[grwnnsexy08]

"I think we're dead...." LMFAOOOO!!! XDDDD

[judaspriestshrine]

LOL!! I'm crying!!!

[Twilightmomof2]

OMG that is to funny! Yes the cop was wrong and should be fined or something but after the whole legal issues with this it is truly funny .

[0018493]

I don't actually mind that the cop is eating brownies, but he should have known better than to call THE COPS, the idiot.

[NaughtyKitty23]

I wish that cop had died. what an asshole, goes around fucking other people over just to go home and do the exact same thing he arrested them for. I thought they drug tested cops now days? i guess not.

[matthewmwoody]

Corrupt cops, is anyone really surprised by that anymore? Cops are people, some are good, and some go around arresting people for smoking a plant and then go home and do the same thing. I hope there is a special place in he'll for guys like this!

[snowmen615]

That is HiLARiOUS!! " i think we're dead...please send rescue~" LMFAO

[BennyNars]

i heard an  *oink*

[louisvuittonNYCity]

"i think we're dead." hahaha, oh my god.

[sixpackistan]

Bubonic chronic. Serves him right.

[laggikoN]

hahaha, too funny! Although after the last brownies i ate i'm not all that surprised ^^

[AuH2O]

That blonde certainly seems a little too familiar with the pleasant aspects of eating marijuana brownies for it not to be suspicious. I wouldn't mind sharing a few with her any ol' day of the week.

[bubbaluvs]

he should be thrown in jail to see where time REALLY goes really, really, really slow. But, nooooooooooooooo....he's a cop, so there's a DOUBLE STANDARD!

[tgrx]

this reminds me of that king of the hill episode when hank hill accidentally smoked weed and then freak out when he found out about it

[cmerepaul]

If it was anybody besides a cop stealing pot and calling 911 while high, they'd be in jail for a long time.

[HelloMarco]

Not really.

[elseachay06]

wow they must of had some seriously potent stuff in those brownies to feel like they were dying lol "time is going by really really slow" lmfao

[hardcorexpotato]

dumbass, you'd think a cop would know you can't OD on pot

[JustinDejong]

As he said in the video, he didn't think it was the Pot he thought it was laced with something that could be deadly.

The cop knew he couldn't OD on pot alone.

[cuteburt]

He said "time is going by really, really, really, really slow."

He was definitely just super fucked up from eating so much ganja food. Hilarious he confiscated something too potent for his ass.

[laineswaby1036]

I guess that's what happens when you're DEAD, lol.

[BellaXTC]

LOLLL!!

[redskinsfreak614]

"I think we're dead" LMAO

[Siddle66]

@redskinsfreak614 LOL Your comment is very blunt yet hilarious. I got a ? for ya. What is the name of the cop in this report? I wanna buy him a beer....if he drinks...If he still smokes I aint buying him nothin'!!! I'm a cop.

[teenagesanta]

@Siddle66 booooooooo!

[itsthegreenplatypus]

god...why does being from michigan embarrass me 90% of the time...

[cookinforsix]

LOL.

[utubecody99]

dumbass fuck the police

i wish like hell that shit was laced with cocaine and he died... FUCKING ASS HOLE... you know how many people he has arrested for possesion and there he is eating POT BROWNIES FUCK YOU

[codydeer]

wow! does your momma know you talk like that? just goes to show what kind of education you had. bet you failed in english too.

[LegendaryCreations09]

That punctuation was all wrong, shows what type of education you had.

[lastcatamount]

This cop was just super high. There wasn't anything in it and you cant overdose on pot haha. When you're high...time goes by really really really really slow haha.

[lxBlueStarxl]

we made brownies. Lol

[Gryph00]

People really underestimate that stuff man. Theyir always like "Hm, mine as well eat another I'm not high yet." And forget that it needs to digest to work.

I know, and it's not a pretty picture man. haha

[klove1332]

@Gryph00 ha i do that with mushrooms

[tonibrooke003]

bahahah

[YEAHimLT]

snort.

[ELiJELLiBELLi]

LMFAO. The 911 call.

I think we're dead, time is going by really really really slow.

[MrRobyoublind]

lmfao

OMG THAT WAS FUNNY

lmfao

[veej309]

time is going by really really really really slow

[shelby0493]

scolding her coworker, geez. that was freaking great. :)

[baskervildevil]

hahahahahaha i think we're dying!! and i think we're dead!!! loll!!SOO funnyyy!!!

[romdeb2007]

they must have smoked sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo muchhhhhh weed

[Shakin2012]

they whiteyed it seems

[jpmac23]

You cant overdose on Cannabis hahahaha

[ISpellItThc]

ive heard you can, but you have to ingest your own body weight in cannabis... but i've tried and so far no luck

[LOLZOK]

"i think we're dead" hahaha

[ocdrumboy1]

haha thats how much cops know about marijauna! idiots!

[sfaatamalii]

hell yeah! she'z da newz anchor 4 seattle fox newz... lmao @ slow slow n dead...hahaha!

[egomez33]

lol @ 0:43 - 0:45

[ardeet]

Lucky he was a police officer and had the chance to resign with pension intact and his wife remaining uncharged. One law for the government...

[wario7414]

that's the funniest 911 call ever

[MynameisRoxas]

i don't know we made brownies i think we're dead xD

[weedo84]

hahahHahhaha.... ahhahhahahahaajaja

[NimbaBot]

lol "time is going really really really really slow" XD

[quirpco]

It would've gone okay, if the reporter off camera hadn't snorted.

[FixxTheFernBack]

he wasn't educated

[coorta]

the only thing marijuana does is make ya hungry or tired. big bloody whoop. the cop was just a complete and utter moron.

[punkrocklove575]

how is this hurting anything?

[Schitzophreniccheemo]

lmao, your comment just made me crack up even more, i think im gonna die of compulsive laughter :)

[Schitzophreniccheemo]

LMAO omg i love it when he says "i dunno we made brownies and i think were dead"

"times going by really really really really slow"

[Noobshreds]

"I think we are dead" "time is going by really really really slow" HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!1!

[bratboysluv]

I don't know which was funnier, the 911 call or the anchors cracking up.

[bcouce]

omg the reporters have been high like that too and it showed. That's why they get embarrased for laughing.

[SaraLovesFmac]

the snort was indeed the funniest part!

[hydroman333]

Just for effect, I tried to hold in my laughter, and I couldn't either. That was too funny.

[aftermathfool]

LMAO, "i think we're dead"

[ravenlll]

hahahahahahahahaa "i think we're dead" ... bwhahahahahahahaha

best. video. ever.

[kentuckybitch1967]

I agree I think the snort was the best part

[alilinzee]

The laugh *snort* at 0.43 was the best bit!

[aprilnc94]

i thought u only got high if u smoked it.

[patrickallain]

the effects are more intense if you ingest it

[taylorduquette]

u guys are retards

[NikeNickatinA]

too much weed in brownies

[garra1300]

"I think we're dead." XD

[chadalanhenson]

It's possible that the weed was laced with pcp. It's fairly common.

But still... what a dumb ass thing to do.

[talisynstoy]

You eat the food AFTER the weed. I thought everyone knew that.

[wind0wninja]

I think I'm having an overdose of negative propaganda.

[Kahnstable81]

Jennifer Cabala is sooooo freaking gorgeous, seriously she is hot beyond rational belief.

[residualbill]

OMFG Thank you so much for posting this! I'm still laughing in tears. It's funny that there are people who think this way.

I love that the news anchors were trying to hold back laughing. (snort)

5/4.20

[spyke45690]

what's even better is in the full length clip the guy asks the operator if she knows the red wings game score. LMAO

[nikkkinakamitie]

I think we're dead.... XD

[indianian1195]

well what do you expect..hes high LOL. When I'm get schlunk, I sometimes see purple kangaroos and be like "YOU SEE THEM!??WHAT DID I TELL YOU???!" and my friends would look at me weird. xd

[playschools]

its not acid light weight its weed

[indianian1195]

oh.

[marcdaddy33]

LOL

[GoryOrator]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[ALANAHBENAY]

im crying this was soooo fuckin funny,omg.

[katherineBrooke]

That guy is suck a dumb ass 'I think were dead' But it's is a hill-air-e-us video

[killerfocker]

i always day dream about fucking one of these fine anchor thats just me

[D3ad1te]

Lmao you can't overdose on pot... fucking idiot cop... unless of course it had some pcp in it..

[BrianTotse]

Weed almost never has PCP in it.

The Idea that dealers lace pot with PCP (Or heroin, or crack, or whatever) is ludicrous. It just doesn't make sense economically.

Most people either buy their weed with PCP in it upon request, add their own ("Killer weed") or dip cigarettes in PCP and smoke those.

If a person unexpectedly gets weed with PCP in it, it's almost always done as a joke by a friend or somebody else.

It's bad business practice for the dealer, they'd lose customers.

[PotatoMyth]

My local news station.

Very, VERY proud.

[Vampirefreak931027]

Time is going really really really really slow XD

[metallicamaniac74]

The reporter laughing and the other one snorting was okay but god I lost it when the idiot says AND I THINK WERE DEAD!

[mcgangsta98]

0:43 the lady snorts lol

[patchworkpork]

lol this is the best! they laughed!! classic!

[vibrantone220]

LOL time is going really really really slow...ha ha

[teknodave]

I remember that newscast! I was rolling! (with laughter) haha

[danlikestacos]

dude, many dealers spray it with rat poison to make it mildly addictive. what happens when they spray too much?

[filmaguy]

did you seroiusly just fucking type that?! rat poison... wow your an idoit, most people just get thier shit from a dealer they know..ive never gotten any laced with that, your stupid

[cpfranko]

many dealers spray it with rat poison? You are a complete moron. Lemme guess your mom or dad told you that so you wouldn't smoke? get a clue you idiot.

[anthony07801]

aww. they spway it with wat powsioun. is dat what youwr mommy and daddy tolwd u?? get a life moron if ur that fucking paranoid grow ur own. i get mine from ppl i trust nigga

[krapink]

marijuana is already mildly addictive.

[BrianTotse]

The only addiction that marijuana can possibly have is a Mild psychological addiction, such as a person who uses it to relax, eventually coming to a point where to relax, they need a smoke.

It is not physically addictive.

[stormybabyy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rat poison.  cant get enough!

[mbiaknee]

I think we are dead.... HAHA!!!!

[GFuture]

No, I'm just, I think we're dying hahah

Or haha *hrum* hah, sorry.

[chrisb910n704]

(snort) sorry. lol

[CorinneMarguerite]

Heh heh!