GIANT 19LB Baby Born!!!!

[milmslt1]

dear god.....shutup!

[shadowex6999]

this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while

[xx3xxx]

he could said something about greece protest

[liana7020]

when i was born im too small im small like a 1 litre coke hehehe i was born premature because whne i was born i was 8 months old

[chesterfeildsofa]

@mexicanese50 :) sweet

[chesterfeildsofa]

@RagingLampoon ^_^

[chesterfeildsofa]

@sort187 it was awesome

[chesterfeildsofa]

@thisisblasphamy lol sorry

[chesterfeildsofa]

@OurenV2 uh...no

[SolidSnyder]

Haha. ODST humor. This is one of the very few worthwhile youtube...shows (?).

[kan3131]

get a fucking life

[KyleSpringer12]

sexy phil! He's not sexy, he's SXE!

[xraylive99]

if you have palringo join angels cloud.

[TheAngelyn143]

always talking .. hmmm 

[FireAngel42]

I really can't say anything I was a 10'2 baby. My brother a 10'1. My sister 10'12. And my other sister 9'10. My mom had huge kids. Some people are just made to have huge babies. I mean we honestly were not chubby kids at all either. And somehow I'm short. So my birth weight and height did absolutely nothing for me.

[Number3Pencils]

@FireAngel42 That's not the typical way to write such a weight as 10 lb 2 oz. As a result, it's hard not to read it as "I was a ten-foot-two baby. My brother a ten-foot-one. ..." Which makes me want to ask, "How the hell tall are you *now*?"

[TeAmoToros]

God I bet it looked like a bomb blew up in that pussy!

[mcduffchannel]

why are you picking on the chicks for not using condoms and not the guys???? doooooooooooog. ( chick using mcduffs acount xxx )

[crazyNYfan87]

The baby seen here, angry obviously, because it cannot roll over to eat the other baby.

I have not laughed that hard in a long time!

[Katratgo]

OMG!!!!! That girl almost getting hit by the car happened in the town next to mine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live in Prosser and it happened in sunnyside which is like 15 miles away.

[MaddieMusic42]

Aaaaawwww such a fat baby I luv dat chunk!!!

[mahtexas]

"the baby is angry because it cannot roll over to eat the other baby"

you have no idea how much that totally made my freakin day.

[maddogg5555]

This is when phillip was really good. the show is OK now but its not as good as the old one.

[mdw5554]

imma dude...straight and u r not ugly dude

[mlav85]

i didit 5 stars cuz i cat but i like it

[Landerdidthat]

your accent was irish^^

[idorianch]

i used to say "virgin til marriage", now i have a great sex life and still single, i´m glad i waited a lil bit and didnt do it at like 14 or so, because it was an awesome first time.. and second, and third, and... ;)

[Eharidern]

Phil you need to make baby shirts that say "My Mom Makes Great Sammiches"

[marioman33]

shaycarl looks hungry! 0:59

[bailey00baby]

That was an Irish accent. And I'm from a place called termonfeckin in Ireland ;)

[bailey00baby]

That was an Irish accent!!!! Feckin, oh and I'm from a place called termonfeckin in Ireland ;)

[WTBBabyFactory]

I mean, if you live in Cali, how are you so familiar with them? Most of the crap that makes the news is from the ones in Louisiana.

[WTBBabyFactory]

Phil, that church is in Louisiana... isn't it? Where do you live?

[BLUmonk3ys]

i agree... khloe kardashian (who the fuck came up w/ spelling it like that? it took me FOREVER 2 find her) is ugly as hell...

[SebassBoy1]

I got caught at school for having my phone and watching YouTube during class, why? Because I laughed so loud and uncontrolable the teacher stoped teaching an waited for

Me to calm down. All at the angry baby quote omg best episode ever!!!

[mydancehalldrug]

Your videos make me laugh a lottt

[grif131]

it was angry cuz it wasnt able to eat the other baby lofuckign l

[sk8element2200]

lol i love this one. i have to keep watching it at least once a week. best episode/show everrrr

[AvatarHomeTree]

"The baby, seen here, is obviously angry because it can't roll over to eat the other baby" Funniest quote of the year

[honeylovelipstick]

omg were have u been all my life hahahaha the joke about the 19lb baby i cracked up!!! still laughing

[GeekyGirll18]

LOL!!! "The baby, seen here, is obviously angry because it can't roll over to eat the other baby...!" I about died laughing!!!

[imperialn00b]

@GeekyGirll18  same here, that quote made my day.

[CharlieKarate]

1:33 kinda random : D lol

[CutePandaFart]

I LOL'D. SO FUCKING. HARD.

[hioo12]

The amount of sarcasm in this video..is just to much for me...LOLOLOL

[brownpride10237]

asian women driver lol

[iwazerein07]

I love you shane!!!!!!! but you got rid of ur awsemnessisum emo hair , now you have squaids , and ur FAKE and GAY :)

[rocketgogetter]

phil best vid ever.....

[Flammablevapors]

That's one fat ass baby

[msPoPr0x]

Yay for ShayCarl<3

[patkellyt1]

lollipop, lollipop, lolli.. lollie.. lolliuaaaaAAAAAH .. BANG! CRASH..

[Seryosin]

@patkellyt1 LOL XD

[xradcorex0498]

okay i am a hair stylist... Phil please next time you buzz your head.. please oh please go get your sides faded... its driving me insane!

[HulaHippy1]

the singing X D

[GamerEm123]

I laughed so Freeakin hard at that cant roll over to eat the other baby joke ROFL xD

[kikiisfunky]

Hahahahaha! And DAMN that was a huge baby. Fuck, I wonder if the mom's vagina even survived.

[13Tommyz]

Damn iTouch won't lemme subscribe!! Bullshit!

[miph07]

This one is very funny.

[shakikomaceroni]

hahahah i LOVE you and your show.

[suziexx3530]

I <3 UU

[starrychica82]

lmfao...cannot roll over to eat the other baby

I love u phil

[Xboxboy47]

By the way that accent was a jew fornium accent

[HulaHippy1]

na it was a south african australian mix

[JohanDaDude]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAH CAN NOT ROLL OVER TO EAT THE OTHER BABY XD epic

[TheFuckinTowers]

This is so funny! In my opinion, best video of yours Phil :) Your brilliant!

[amandaa115]

Ahh I love ya ur hilariouss :)

[shadowseraph777]

Wahahaha that sign is classic

[CaptivatedKeaton]

A angle phil, really? haha still lave ya :D

[zmillang]

I weighed 16 lbs when i was born

[SongCovererS]

now you weigh 400 lbs

[zmillang]

No I lost alot weight since then, I now weigh 180 LBS about

[SongCovererS]

good for you

[mikaririshow]

omg the aduio ahahahaha

'lollipop lollipop' hahahaa

[gamerproHQ]

fat ass baby I feel sorry for the nice one

[woolfdevile]

"obviously angry that it cant roll over and eat the other baby" fuck i laughed so hard that my face hurts

[brooklyn560]

ALOLSZ fat babby ALOLSZ [(ps alolsz means actually laughiing out loud...&&.......um......i kiinda just added the sz part...so ........yeah)]

[yansauvage]

I can't stop watching it! Woaaaa! Awesome!

[TheSinisterBunny]

LMAO!!! fat baby..

[ANGELRAIN321]

Gotta love phil's videos

[fazxs]

This is definitely my favourite episode. Re-watched it 5 times already HAHA

[09snakeeyez]

LMAO!!!!!

[shadow11479]

that "facking awsome" was americas version of a brittish accent (americans have a somewhat outdated veiw on england)

[alextop30]

OMG that must have hurt...

[ISpitVenom]

I think this was my favorite show. I laughed so hard I almost cried. Thank you, for filling my screen with fun before I have to suffer through a night of Soc class with a fat retired cop who saw "too much" -- I think it was too many donuts.

[raeroocha]

omg such a fucking weird coincidence... i didnt even know about this show until just recently so i clicked a random vid (this one) so this was the 1st one i watched. and the WBC was JUST at my school!! THIS MORNING!!!! protesting!!! omg im freaked out...

[Looney4Luna]

Some people say, "Dude" a lot, some people say, "Whatever" a lot, but from now on, my word shall forever be "GodHatesVampireRobotNazisWhoA­reAlsoZombies"!!! XD <3 u Phil!

[DeathByRomance69]

i want everyone to know that those "christians" who hate gays and stuff are NOT christians. they think they are but if they were christians they would know that god loves the gays. lol. he says Love God Love People. not love God Love only the Not gay.

[trunksbrief1]

we hate the sin..not the sinner..

there u go..lol

[mew2226]

OMG its Shay! Yay X3

[RunescaperSeaman472]

hes angry because he cannot role over and eat the other baby! omg i laughed so hard!!!!! and yes, odst was VERY boring. mw2 ftw!!!!

[rcflight13]

1. Roll not role.

2. Yes it was quite amusing.

3. ODST was pretty bad. scratch that, it was terrible.

4. Uncharted 2 OWNZ YOU B!ATCH!

[gonz4diegoa2]

sorry but fallout 3 is FUCKIN EPIC!! but mw2 is a pretty good game

[Iswearillpoop]

shut the fuck up youre such a queer. he is funny thats why people listen not because they care about the information. kill yourself dude, seriously

[HighLevelPlayer]

What's Phil mean when he says "How are you supposed to stay religous when he can't even help you see God?" Not entirely getting that.

[KrazieED]

your hair in this video sucks.

[SugarCoatedSharpie]

oh my.

marry me!

[alastre82]

god bless that woman's vagina

[peaceluvscheeze]

mee too dude!!!!! but it was SO funny

[olayolayhey]

Oh man, the audio you added to that clip makes me laugh so fucking hard, I feel like a a bad person.

[sk8element2200]

lol. best one ever.

[chelseykaitlin]

haha i love you. marry me.

[Shr00mscross]

i take it you apparently don't believe in God huh Phil?!.

[devotedViolet]

i see that coming

[TheEnigmaticVision]

"The Baby seen here, obviously angry because it can not roll over to eat the other baby." Funniest thing I've heard in ages!!! Still laughing......2 months later.

[HighLevelPlayer]

I almost got run over by a car myself at age 7. The type with a straight-on collision, there is no doubt I would be dead right now had it not been for the driver braking so quickly. Also, at my high school, there was a girl who actually got hit, she's not dead. She's at the hospital last time I heard. And I myself was born of premarital sex. Was even at the wedding.

[buckfifty90]

You hurt me. i was also a mistake. But my parents were lvl 11 and lvl 9 i came just in time to fuck them up =p. Go team bella!! :D

[HighLevelPlayer]

How could your mom and dad have been age 9 and 11 when they made you? BTW, were you thinking of sometype of game or something when you wrote that comment?

[buckfifty90]

i no say age i says lvl, joo no makes mistakes?

[sgfreak37]

My brother was hit by a car once when he was on his bike. His bike git smashed, but he was okay. The best part was when I went home to tell my mom she didn't believe me because it was April fools day..

[gogmen17ny1]

haha i agree with u guys too roflcopter and sgfreak

[RoflcopterHDPD]

I agree with you wholeheartedly sgfreak37..Just Freakin Hilarious =P

[sgfreak37]

"Angry because it can not roll over and eat the other baby.." I laughed for 3 hours after hearing that. Funniest thing I have heard in a while.

[Arrorn123]

is he a Jew?

because is sound like his using a lot of Hebrew

[Advandnaruto]

"aw that's right I fucked you before we married"

LOL!! while eating breakfast

[TiniTawneyOwl]

bahahah

[starwarsaddict132099]

To the mother to the 19 pound baby...No More Sex for you!!!!

[forbidinjustice]

"Use a condom, you sluts!" hahahahha

[mataust257]

that chicks vag drags on the cement now

[funnykid345]

hahaha i love this guy..the poor lady who gave birth to that baby..all i can say is HOLY SHIT!

[RealPartyBoi]

Hilarious!

[kevknockz]

i saw the part when the lil gurl almost got hurt man that was scarey for me and i wasnt even there

[LogicLevels]

hey look, it's zefrank without hair.

[Shadechidna]

Obviously angry because it can't roll over to eat the other baby...

i'm crying XD

[xXGLO12Xx]

my fav sxephil vid, and i watch everyday...

[ValleyBreeze]

I totally missed this video Phil! (With one L)

Coincidental that you were talking about missing your hair the same day I shaved my head for pediatric cancer research! (And ps - I'm a chick... and I've now discovered how damn cold it is to have your head shaved during a Canadian fall. Other things shaved isn't so bad, but heads get damn cold!)

Cheers.

[AgentStrawberry00]

WTF??? This guy is awesome lol

[golddigger0325]

that was a swedish accent, phil.

[poofyllamavideos]

that's cute how the smaller baby was just looking at the huge baby. 5 stars

[Triganometry34]

this is the funniest vid i have seen all week! 5/5

[monkae126]

oh btw thanks for posting phil ;D

makes me laugh lol XDDD

[monkae126]

um aren't you the same person as Seexxybabbii????? D:

no offense but these comments on every single video i watch is getting REALLY REALLY ANNOYING oAo

[LolliPopGirlZz]

BlaBlaBlaBlaBla....

[TheRavanator]

may her vagina rest to be in OMG that must of hurt"

[TheRavanator]

"omg that must have hurt"lol

[kirbybaltus]

shaycarl!

[Mayokitty7]

Deported back to Kashyyyk?

I'm quoting that, over and over again.

[brokenxxxxwings]

youurr not ugly yur prettyy =D

[Vivi30807]

"How can you remain religious if he cant even help you see God" HAHAHHAHAHHA

[DearMeNoUserName]

Haha. Phill i love your video's! I'm addicted haha.

[RammsteinXgta]

obviously angry cuz he cant roll over to eat the other baby

[S3Tania]

u're cute

[iiiChloe]

With your hair normal you look like Michael McIntyre

[anditogo]

this baby from medan, indonesia

[anditogo]

this baby from medan, indonesia

[xIm2RaW]

the baby is seen here angry because he cant roll over to eat the other baby. hahah

[celestialpassion]

Omgosh, I am so happy that little girl is alive. That moron needs to be locked up.

[jeanettemily1109]

where's exactly that baby come from(country)?

[Pleasedonthitmemore]

hey phil what would happen if someone got into ur account i mean ur no governor or vip so just a guess im too lazy to look u up

[kafutunga]

i do...

[2569080]

try to figure out what F FOR U means

[Idontneedagodbandaid]

Phil! If I were to give you my Halo online account would you add me? or does everyone try to ?

[ralphy329]

you mean xbox live account. Because there is no halo account.

[Idontneedagodbandaid]

ODST!!!!

[MrChingchongdingdong]

i dont think klhoe kardashian is fugly shes not a freaking pornstar but shes not a wookie, dont get me wrong i luv ya philly but for this one time for shame ^^

[CrazyNucula]

omg this was so funny !! 5 stars

[clovenhoof616]

wow this guys sarcastic .........and hilarious lol

[AllInOneTV]

ODST IS AWSOME

[FPVsean16]

WILL u EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP

[RiddlesInABox]

No sean, he will not. do you know why?

This is a place called YOUTUBE. As in, YOU, post videos for others to see, and if they dont like it, then they can go screw themselves and watch something else. Such as more pictures of your favorite disney pornstars miley cyrus and vanessa hudgens!

*Cries under blanket*

Leave Philly and Brittany ALONE!

*this was all sarcasm, so before a bunch of you people hating youtubers jump me, HA!*

[da5293]

will u ever stop posting stupid comments?

[chococream6548]

LMAO omg i think im about to die laughing

[cubbiesfan0809]

"The baby is mad because it cannot roll over to eat the other baby" lolololol

[canthave]

FUUUUUCK thats a huge kid

[darkstar0709]

Haha that bearded man was Shaycarl

[shirleysfrog91]

phil your fuggen awwsome mayte! ;D

[TheWeediest]

mean face "YOU SLUTS"

[KtKoz629]

oh my god i almost pissed my pants laughing hahahaha!A!

[eduardo5092]

your awesome PHILL!

[eduardo5092]

lmfao dude"bless her"..hahaha..phil is like one of those guys with no life,but hey im here watching you have no life..so yeah we both need a life...props to phil

[Cinemas111]

Fucking Awesome sounded - Aussie imo .

[ting5802]

you re too much talking.

[evangregory]

hahah fucking awsome

[REBEL2100x]

MAY THE LORD BLESS HER VAGINA!!

[willstob]

no, may we lay to rest her vagina.