The Best of HK-47 (KOTOR I)

[rezsky404]

Hk-47 will always be my favorite character especially in swtor when he says, "pregudious set to maximum!"

[cancerbotX]

I didn't know what to expect when I started watching, this funny as hell

[jbfarley]

ME3 EDI can't hold a candle to this guy

[Instruktoror]

2:15: What is HK doing in Taris?!

[JediShemL]

@Instruktoror: He's there to twist your mind.

[VentedGlitchMaker]

I noticed that I started watching this on a daily basis... Because it's just that good.

[JediShemL]

@VentedGlitchMaker: Comments like this by itself for me makes putting the effort into making this video all worth it. Thanks bud!

BTW, do you watch the TSL version too?

[1331adm]

HK 47 vs zombie apocalypse/rotten meatbags... HK 47 win

[natalman]

...So this is the prototype for Bender's AI.

[TheSalukAntiwii]

I love that 1:10 can be taken out of context.

[Veolfen]

Meatbags

[PseudoEsteem]

I love HK47 so much.

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

Gotta love HK-47. He is like a orange bender with a blaster rifle.

[ocarinamaster1]

is HK on the endar spire?



[JediShemL]

@ocarinamaster1: What do you think?

[XGreenBayPackerfanX]

4:20 is easily the best

[7492024]

I think HK-47's comment would be "Commentary: This video is fantastic! Warning: Dislike this video and lose an arm, meatbags!"

[Lunardivider24]

LOL best character ever. I just love his voice and tone. he even bashed on the little droid(forget his name). Damn Bioware needs to recreate him in their other games

[ekmore]

HK on Dantooine? What wizardry is this?!

[JediShemL]

@ekmore: Try going back to the planet after you have recruited him. It's not that hard to do. ;)

[danirobertorodriguez]

fuck swtor .. kotor rules

[NinjaTyler]

If I was the Sith lord, I'd make a whole army of HK-47's! Best fucking army in the world!

[ufplayer87]

I like his sarcastic voice at 1:09

[LunairEclipse]

Amazing I love how he makes a small cameo in the new mmo

[m0ose117]

@LunairEclipse more then a cameo, he is a boss in two of the flashpoints

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

@LunairEclipse To get killed for some cheap loot?

I hate TORtanic so much.

[erettew]

Easily the most humorous droid in SW universe. With him in the party it was very difficult to held a straight face.

" Damn it master...I'm an assassination droid... not a dictionary." lol

As a kid I had a friend who called anyone who'd piss him off organic meatbags.

[KuramaBingyi91]

HK-47 for a Companion in The Old Republic, please.

[MuayThaiBoxer111]

HK is so awsome!!!!!!

My favorite character!!!

[xxjoexboixx]

"Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbag!" lmfaoo

[Bones23Shadow]

Joke: 19 of those dislikes are Organic Meatbags!

[dlausactor6373]

HK-47 was completely wasted in TOR. He should've been able to be enlisted as a companion for the Sith! That would've been awesome!

[DownloaderBizz]

just finished watching mmo players destroy hk in tOR

had to come here to calm down a little.

[mainelbarto]

i really wish they would remake this game

[MasterAki996]

Lol your Revan looks the same as the one in the new bioware mmo The Old Republic

[JediShemL]

@MasterAki996: And also note that this video is over 3 years old. I was inspired to give him that look! :p

[ToppersMovieCorner]

@JediShemL admit it, you work for bioware and forced them to put your revan into the game :D

[JediShemL]

@ToppersMovieCorner: It really wasn't my Revan in a technical sense as I didn't make it. I just asked someone who had very good skinning skills to make it for me. :D

[travisko]

@MasterAki996 That is exactly what I thought too.

[MrUlrich1999]

HK-47 his lovely word is organic meatbags xD

[chucknorrissucksbalz]

I've beat this game at least 10 times and still not bored of it. 

[JediShemL]

@chucknorrissucksbalz: Beat it over 100 times like and ask yourself if you're bored with it.

[Tatatesz]

@JediShemL Are you? :O

[JediShemL]

@Tatatesz: Yes. Over 100 times is a lot. And I probably did the second KOTOR game over 75. That got me burned out with the games.

[Tatatesz]

@JediShemL Ehh, no wonder. I played the first one again in the summer which was around my 15th playthrough, and it was still fun, but I can't make myself replay the second game again, which I finished for like 4 times only.

[Tahkaullus01]

@JediShemL Well then, get your ass over to SWTOR and put these foolish thoughts of game-burnout aside! Meatbag!

[JediShemL]

@Tahkaullus01: I'm not going to play that outdated game that ruined Revan's story only to team up with a bunch of dumbasses.

[Tahkaullus01]

@JediShemL Far enough. You're still a meatbag though, meatbag.

[xGENOCIDExl]

@JediShemL beat it over 200 lol over the 8+ years its been out and I've still not gotten bored with it haha :))

[hackerhaters99]

How do you dislike HK?! Obviously you have not heard what he calls "love".

[JamNJohnN]

@hackerhaters99

Makeing a shot to the knees for 50kolometers away (or some-such im not shure) a shot which is very dificult for some meatbags.

[TheColtCrazy]

Thumbs up meatbags

[manestreah]

2:40 hahahahaha

[xRevan116x]

Malak is the meatbag

[geoffreyromain]

I didnt get hk47?

[fife007]

it would be great if there a Variety Heart pin with HK-47 on it and the bottom would say meatbag.

[BVBarmyandA7xfamily]

u didnt get the one when he freaks becuz u failed at upgrading him!

[Merc065]

Droid made a "glup" noise.........

[Shadow84591]

I mean nice human... goooooood human...

[LatinoBadass]

10:05 Thats what i allways say,

[kotor2ownerofall]

kotor 1 and 2 are the best games ever for me. People say dragon age is better, i doubt that D:

[01Cornholio]

LOL at 2:30 The master keep me around to comment on his decisions. Don't you Master? and there is a dead body behind him like HK-47 just shot him for interrupting the conversation

[jstealth89]

Statement: I have no idea, master. Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?~~So damn funny.

[DarthDeaTh0001]

8:18 the fuck is wrong with that droid???

[JediShemL]

@DarthDeaTh0001: Are you talking about the background droid?

[Traff92]

@DarthDeaTh0001 It's been reprogramed to kill the guy who says "whats with all the droids lately?" His wife wants to kill him ,if he moves he dies.

[hackerhaters99]

@DarthDeaTh0001 it's a droid that attacks you I think

[Silverthunder100]

Suggestion: 3:24 is hilarious!

[agpao90]

FACT:the best of hk47 is actually every single quote of HK47

[McPhersonBassMaster]

Where do you get the beard...

[VirtualSatyr]

"There are a lot of politicians on Coruscant, Master. I could slaughter them for decades and not make a dent."

That line had my drink coming out of my nose.

[mpoyrthras]

I want HK-47 to meet Legion from Mass Effect 2.....

[GhostLink92]

3:24 Star Trek reference in Star Wars... Good god.

[JediShemL]

@GhostLink92: I know, huh?  I remember when I first heard it that if Treky fans ever found out there would be hell to pay.

[ReadmanJ]

@JediShemL Even better, Ethan Philipps is the male Twi'lik at 10:48

[HUDJ0679790]

@GhostLink92 The Terminator as well... i think

[Shadow84591]

i find it hilarious how he calls jawas miniature orgainics lmao

[DarkMecH68]

Damn it Master! I am a assassination droid!...Not a dicsonary! LMFAO

[Akimb0]

One of the best written well voiced characters ever created.

I'd like to see HK-47 and Jar Jar Binks locked in a room together for an hour.

"Meesa so bored"

"Blaarrgghh nooo meesa sorr-"

"Another organic meatbag pacified"

[Gearheadmk2]

@Akimb0 Personally, I'd like to see a debate between HK-47 and Legion.

[TheGhostbuster1989]

@Akimb0

I would pay top dollar to see that

[liamjd1]

i think bioware had been watching futurama when they wrote hk 47.

[digitalatheist1]

I'm glad to see that I'm not the world's only HK-47 fan. I even have my computer set to play "You are a very harsh master, Master. I *like* you." when I shut down my computer. The very first time I heard that line I nearly broke a rib laughing.

[themanclaw2]

IG-88 Doesn't have shit on HK-47.

[troglodyto]

although.. i kind of wish you had shown the user phrases to which HK-47 was responding. context makes things funnier! (though longer too i guess)

[troglodyto]

dude thanks for taking the time to painstakingly make this. it probably took you like.. at least 4 hours

[JediShemL]

@troglodyto: Try days. Then I did the same thing again to make a version for the second KOTOR game.

[kidssj789]

This droid is the single most hilarious droid in the history of the Star Wars universe. Including C-3P0. Mostly because HK-47 speaks of killing this with extreme pleasure, whereas 3P0 just panics.

[Rizilki]

Would you rather be caught with contraband that is very illegal or just a little illegal.

[KMxHearts]

I'm going to start calling people liquidious fleshbags.

[jalarm27]

best 11 minuets of my life.

[HarryBillyBobGeorge]

Shem, I looked all over Filefront, and I can't find that Revan reskin.

[SPOILER ALERT]

Since it's the closest thing to the canon Revan, I really want this texture. Could you possibly email it to me?

[imt3hace]

best line: last line, no questions about it. also the tear limb from useless limb line is great too

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

I am SO! dissapointed in you right now, master- NO, DONT LOOK AT ME...

[oldrepublicdude]

if you want to see HK-47 in swtor type in revan's tomb if you want to see revan in swtor type in taral V spoiler

[meeeberperson]

i love this freaking droid!

[meeeberperson]

i love this droid! <3 :)

[HatashiLuvsU]

6:02 I am not the droid you're looking for. XD

[TheArchangelwolf]

Lord Revan, may I express my thanks for creating the greatest character in all of the KOTOR!

[BombBakers]

"2% says the minitature organic is looking for trouble and needs to be blasted" I laughed much at this

[oldrepublicdude]

the best line has to be Objection: Worn out?! listen, you talentless organic meatbag... one word from my master and i will pull you apart limb from useless limb! XD

who else thinks so?

[oldrepublicdude]

the best line has to be Objection: Worn out?! listen, you talentless organic meatbag... one word from my master and i will pull you apart limb from useless limb! XD

who else thinks so?

[kurzor0007]

hk keeps reminding me of Legion from ME2, they're both just so awesome! \m/

[ikosabre]

"Agreement: My thoughts exactly, master. One dead organic meatbag, coming up". I laughed so hard when I heard that line for the first time.

[Badgaldinger]

I would like to direct everyone's attention to gamespot.com's greatest videogame sidekicks poll, where HK-47 is in a close-run battle with Garrus Vakarian.

[Longder09]

Heh you miss "aromatic meatbags" (when he meets the Gurke and his band, and when Gurke threatens Revan)

[SternMann93]

I'm a law abiding droid, that's me!

[MegaWinnieGirl]

9:09 LOL.

[mason000]

Observation: The 19 people who chose to dislike this video are worthless meatbags.

Advisement: I could slaughter the meatbags for you, master. The little effort it would require is in stark contrast to the great joy it would bring me.

[themanclaw2]

Shinier than yours, meatbag.

[Tuskin38]

10:50 , yes we can, you're voiced by the Actor who played Neelix on Star Trek Voyager, thats a good enough reason as any.

[ibokriz]

06:30 "Nice human.Goood human".Just like Darth Sidious :D

[AGearsPlayer]

Best Line Ever : "DAM IT MASTER. I am an assassination droid not a dictionary" LOL

[YuukaHanamaya]

@JediShemL Okay, thank you. C:

[TinW4tch]

9:06-9:10

HK-47 Back off female no one lays hands on teh master

Reven/Whoever you are: HK-47, shut up im scoring

[TinW4tch]

with all his freaking assumption: blah blah blah, i would say he is a dictionary

[TheBlaziken437]

Caution: Shh! Master, such function in a droid is highly illegal...

...I am very disappointed in you, Master.

What functions were they talking about...?

[Rocleod211]

@TheBlaziken437 they were talking about HK's assassination function

[Lunardivider24]

the best robot in history , if all the geth attacked like him we would be fucked in ME3

[starwarsnerdable]

03:23 sounds familiar doesn't it JIM!

[YuukaHanamaya]

Warped? How do you warp to certain planets? :O

I mean... I've only found that when I enter 'warp', it warps me to the place the person in a cutscene or conversation were speaking. And then, I can't go anywhere else; being unable to open doors or converse with people.

[JediShemL]

@YuukaHanamaya: Just hitting warp won't do the trick. You need to know the module names that go with it. Each game module has a code name. They're on the internet. Just look up KOTOR cheats.

[beastboy831]

@JediShemL

AHHHHH SNAAAP!!!

[JediShemL]

@beastboy831: You sound like Joy Turner. ;)

[mastersina123]

OH GOD HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR ORANGE PLATING! AND YOUR ABILTY TO ALWAYS SAVE MY TEAM!

[URBANBEAST718]

03:23 best HK-47/robot quote ever XD

[Slimdaniel]

C3PO + Bender = HK-47

I love this character.

[jklumn]

@Slimdaniel you forgotr legion from ME

C-3P0- star wars droid

Bender- Aggersive psychotic robot

legion- combat/ assasination driod (and a bit anti-meatbag and just a smartass}

[Apollomasque]

@jklumn

What?

Legion is downright CIVIL. He actually wants to learn from the organics.

Plus he's got a total guy-crush on Shepard.

[HawaiiKnut]

@Slimdaniel

Indeed. The meatbag reference may have originated from Bender.

[WildBuck007]

My favorite is when you ty to fix him. He starts screaming about his eye. By far the best =D

[sawfan25]

God, I love the line "Your brain is very un-meatbag-like"

[doomhunt1]

"Expetive: Damnit master, Master, I'm an assassination droid ...not a dictionary." lol star trek reference + HK-47 = Epic proportions

[OmegaEnvych]

@doomhunt1 It's the BEST Star Trek reference, I've heard so far.

[AkelA984]

Shall I find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

[Zaviergaming]

how did u get HK 47 and become a jedi while in taris.Pls tell me,if it is a mod link me to download

[Zaviergaming]

how did u become a jedi and get HK 47 in taris!?!?!? is it a mod if it is pls send me the link to download it

[JediShemL]

@Zaviergaming: I warped there for scenery purposes after my character was already a Jedi.

[wilshire1992]

18 people are meatbags

[Froggen88]

Pro tip:

if you find HK-47 funny, then you are clearly not.

[JediShemL]

@Froggen88: So you're saying that HK-47 isn't funny?

[Froggen88]

@JediShemL why yes, yes I am.

[JediShemL]

@Froggen88: Let me give you some advice. Saying he isn't funny isn't a fact. It's your personal opinion. But, you're talking like you're stating a fact and trying to give advice like you're an authority figure on this, which you're clearly not. Most people would take offense to that. I'm sure people will have the opinion you have no sense of humor, including me. You see in most people's opinion, HK-47 is hilarious. The 100's of comments this video has clearly states that. It's as simple as that.

[JediShemL]

I also find it interesting you actually watched this video and took the time to comment on it. If you didn't find HK-47 funny, why would you even click on the link to this video and actually take the time to comment on it when you simply could have just ignored it and moved on?

[Froggen88]

@JediShemL I'm guessing this was directed at me? If so, I was browsing the Youtube for KOTOR related videos (as you do, I don't want my agenda questioned) and thought "ah HK, he's someone I never really liked" and just watched some of this video. I then read through the comments and thought I'd share my view. I knew very well i'd get some negative responses.

[Froggen88]

@JediShemL I don't need no advice Mr(s) Jedi Shem L! HK-47's humour is a very nerdy, geeky kind of humour that I just don't find funny.

[Dreadmantisthe2nd]

@Froggen88

Pro tip:

You're a faggot.

[miccnev]

@Froggen88 Oh no you didn't.....

[kampori]

Thank you so much for this. It has given me reason to replay KotOR for the Nth+1 time. And it is fabulous to play again. It is too easy to forget how mind-blowingly amazing this game was

[Hellfire35]

He should really hook up with Shale

[GazzaRover]

@Hellfire35 shale is HK-47, bioware were blatantly lazy. fat bastards.

[GazzaRover]

@Hellfire35 shale is hk-47, bioware got lazy with dragonage.

[Priceman5]

Coolest....Robot...EVER!

[ParaTruther]

lmfao i forgot how hilarious HK47 was, thanks for the upload.

[JediShemL]

@ParaTruther: You're very welcome!

[MegaTimmytommy]

Bender: Hey! That jerk's stealing my material! Professor! Where was that time machine and doomsay device you were working on? I gotta go back a long time and blow up a galaxy far, far away!

[texjoy86]

18 people have been driven mad by the constant sloshing.

[miccnev]

ShemL will you do SW:TOR videos?

[JediShemL]

@miccnev: No.

[SamaelStone]

@JediShemL That was brief :P

[JediShemL]

@SamaelStone: Well, it was a yes or no query.

[syphon135]

8:52 may i kill him now, master? (nods head)

[jetterman17]

7:06 i just got through listening to him say that in the game. i love it. i love hk 47, he makes the game 

[xKatz90]

HK-47 and Bender from Futurama would be BFF's.

[aliasKalessin]

10:42 - I lol'd a lot... for a looong time

[byf43]

HK47 is so charming. It's impossible not to like him :-)

[stonebridge999]

10:45 - the guy voicing the twi'lek is Neelix from star trek voyager, fun watching him die...

[SoldierOfShadowSOS]

nice human...gooo-oood human...

[cheereos]

i played to the part where the main character turns into a jedi, and stopped, cause the combat was really boring. should i continue playing this game? i only bought it because i wanted to be prepared for SWTOR's story, but it seems like there's not much relation..

[iamsototallythebomb]

@cheereos Keep playing! It's not about the combat. It's about the storyline behind the combat.

[MrCrossoverer]

Law abiding droid thats me!

Me:*Cough*BULLSHIT*Cough*

[Haseo55]

screw C-3PO and R2-D2, HK47 is the best droid in the star wars universe