You are 110% right that movie super sucks they kill dragon ball, when I sow the movie I only sow the 1/2 and I was pulling my heir and crying saying "they just kill Dragon Ball" y,y,y,y,y take me god!!! LoL
Well actually they never mentioned Saiyans in the original Dragonball did they ? Like the one where Goku was younger . We knew he had a tail and would turn into the giant monkey but no Saiyans .
I honestly don't know why Krillen wasn't in the movie. Isn't he Goku's bestfriend? The reason why Goku went super saiyan in the first place? I agree with you; this movie was just bad.
if you guys never saw Dragon ball The Magic Begins.. it should pick your spirits back up.. awfully ridiculous, over the top just like Dragon ball is..... it is really old.. but still to this day better than dragon ball evolution..
I totally agree with you on everything you said, the movie was complete bullshit. Goku was fuckin airbending, his kamehameha was pathetic. When I see Goku due his god damn signature move I expect a fucking nuke! Power! At least decent audio to make it seem epic, but no I get stupid ass colored horizontal tornado it's absolutely pitiful.
if i was ur home girl and u asked me to see this, i wudve punched u out. from the moment i heard someone refer to themselves as Goku and he was in skinny jeans, i wanted to die. i havent seen this yet and im glad. i just fear the day the sequals come out... i just started crying... thinking about wat the sequals will do to Vegeta, Trunks and Pan and Android 17 and 18, my favorites... why god? how could you allow this to happen? and how has someone not busted a cap in Jason wtf his name is?
I'm glad I haven't seen this movie. I've been watching dbz since the 90s to. Have you seen that final fantasy advent children movie? Because if they made it like that it would have been the shit. And I'm especially not seeing it mow that i know krillins not in it.
@Mangasketch1 actually akira toriyama didnt agree he was there when they were making the film and he said that he didnt like the way they were making the film and so the producers got rid of oh and u forgot about so many things bbgoofy heres one of them goku turns into an ape at the end but he doesnt have a tail so how the hell can he become the ape and it wasnt even a full moon it was an eclipse so how did he become the ape dear god this i want those 80min of my life bak
Justin Chatwin should just fall back and get a 9 to 5 and change his name for making such an epic fail of a movie. If I was him during screening I would of halted this from getting any outside viewing. This is the type of movie you hide from your family if you were one of the cast. I'd rather tell my mom I direct porno then tell her I was in this crap of a film.
This movie was a load of shit and completly destroyed a prefectly good anime I know all dragonball fans including myself are mourning in the loss of the greatest anime of all time
I am not exaggerating or making shit up when I say that it made me physically ill. Every second of that film filled me with so much rage that I got really tired.
this movie eats shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i fucking hated it the characters was all wrong look it goku hair what the fuck was that i cant believe this bullshit and im a real dissapointed dragonball z fan
i never watched the movie. when i first saw those commercials i though "hmm naahhh it couldn't be" but when i heard it was i knew that movie was fucked up shit
WHERE THE FUCK WAS KORIN'S TOWER HHUUUUH??? what about krillin, oolong, puar, tien, chaouztu, crane hermit, the ox king, kami, poppo???? without these characters THERE IS NO DRAGONBALL MOVIE!!!!
shenron was in the movie at the end but he looked like a short golden turd and your review was fuckin awesome as soon as i get a webcam or camcorder im gonna make a review too
you should see storm sinks review of dragonball evoluction. he said that it was a good movie and that all the actors played as their anime counterparts. and he calls himself a dragonball
when i wached wached this movie THE FIRST DAY AND SHOWING of this movie i saw it i camed out afeted PISS THE FUCKED OFF the worst movie in history and now they talk about a secqule ofg i just wanted to kill the deretor FUCK U ALL the cast on dbe how could they make fun of dragonballz
like everyone else who has seen the movie i was PISSED i cried after it cause it was so bad.... nothing added up at all.... i got a funny feelin theres goin to b a two
God is pissed. Jesus is Pissed. The Pope is pissed. The Queen of England is Pissed. Barak Obama is pissed. Yes, Barack Obama is pissed. Hilarious and I agree.
totally support you im never ever going to watch that movie again i just watched it online it was the most sorry ass fucked up worst movie i have seen in my life i just skipped from the bigenning to half then the end....worst movie in history
i hope people don't remember dragonball based on this shitty movie, i could have done a better job, i have no hope for any decent sequel, ah to many bad point about the movie... man i wish someone makes a CGI movie of dragonball or something, somone needs to bring back the dragonball honour
Damn i agree with you, i say we find this guy and every one who has taken a part in this movie and fuck em up lol! No, but really this movie is horrible, the person who made this movie can go hysterically fuck himself.
1st of all gohan was dead before dragon ball started and died cause goku killed him!! not king piccolo!!! goku never went to school cause he was dumb and hilarious!!! i havent seen the movie yet but i feel ur guys pain! im a big dbz fan since i was a kid and where the fuck is krillin!!!
I'm pissed. I didn't know obama was a fan. lol hahaha It looks like the fans voices are heard the movie was an epic fail at box office 2 mil opening week.
The fact that goku was getting bullied in school really made me hate this movie. Seriously? It was just too shitty for words, although I admit master roshi was enjoyable to watch.
No actually he had very little to do with the story or the movie in general. He is the producer of the original so they put his name in the credits and he
hmm ya well dragon ball was horrible the trailers were hard enoph to handle for me. but ya there are more live actions Hollywood want to rape,
full metal panic (staring ZACK EFRON) - death note also (staring ZACK EFRON) - ghost in a shell -evangelion- cowboy bebop- akira "DIRECTED BY Leonardo DiCaprio"
people generally get bootlegs when they either have not enough money, no money, cheap, or not sure about it
most people really got the bootleg because they were completely unsure of the movie(I watched it on yt before the uploader got suspended)
and in this case...an extra 30minutes will not change a thing because the acting was still lackluster and the effects were still mediocre and if the extra scenes are THAT great to save the movie then it wouldve been pointless to leave them out of asia
You're the singer Neo aren't you?
EsperReview 3 months ago
Good review Neo
EsperReview 3 months ago
@EsperReview Whos neo?
BBLsoGooFy 3 months ago
subbed i like ur style :D
julanderjason 3 months ago
You are 110% right that movie super sucks they kill dragon ball, when I sow the movie I only sow the 1/2 and I was pulling my heir and crying saying "they just kill Dragon Ball" y,y,y,y,y take me god!!! LoL
javiermazdamx3 4 months ago
Well actually they never mentioned Saiyans in the original Dragonball did they ? Like the one where Goku was younger . We knew he had a tail and would turn into the giant monkey but no Saiyans .
scottweise18 8 months ago
Heyyy Heyyyy you forgot they left out Oolong too . That dirty pig that wore Bulma's panties over his head . LOL . fucking hilarious . xD .
scottweise18 8 months ago
I honestly don't know why Krillen wasn't in the movie. Isn't he Goku's bestfriend? The reason why Goku went super saiyan in the first place? I agree with you; this movie was just bad.
gohanesttreschaud 9 months ago
i agree with you wack movie!!!
spideyy3 9 months ago
if you guys never saw Dragon ball The Magic Begins.. it should pick your spirits back up.. awfully ridiculous, over the top just like Dragon ball is..... it is really old.. but still to this day better than dragon ball evolution..
PezkeyWabbitz 10 months ago
You're like the sexiest anime nerd ever...lol...
dimpBabi 1 year ago 3
@dimpBabi thanks lol
BBLsoGooFy 2 months ago
@dimpBabi dragonball z isn't "nerdy" you fucking dumbass.
nategarga 1 week ago
I totally agree with you on everything you said, the movie was complete bullshit. Goku was fuckin airbending, his kamehameha was pathetic. When I see Goku due his god damn signature move I expect a fucking nuke! Power! At least decent audio to make it seem epic, but no I get stupid ass colored horizontal tornado it's absolutely pitiful.
BalthazarWTR 1 year ago
if i was ur home girl and u asked me to see this, i wudve punched u out. from the moment i heard someone refer to themselves as Goku and he was in skinny jeans, i wanted to die. i havent seen this yet and im glad. i just fear the day the sequals come out... i just started crying... thinking about wat the sequals will do to Vegeta, Trunks and Pan and Android 17 and 18, my favorites... why god? how could you allow this to happen? and how has someone not busted a cap in Jason wtf his name is?
ravennrichards 1 year ago
They raped it. hahaha true my nigga, true. Akira Tory\iyama is alive and does a lot of art for Dragon quest.
bigguy2128 1 year ago
They raped it. hahaha true my nigga, true.
bigguy2128 1 year ago
anyone tell ever tell you before that you look like desean jackson? lol well you do. funny review aha thanks for the laughs
TheBrianDawkins 1 year ago
you're hot too.
PrinceOfBabylon 1 year ago
I'm glad I haven't seen this movie. I've been watching dbz since the 90s to. Have you seen that final fantasy advent children movie? Because if they made it like that it would have been the shit. And I'm especially not seeing it mow that i know krillins not in it.
jcutta25 1 year ago
airbending lol wtf is he aang lmfao
MusicAnime23 1 year ago
i like the vid i disliek the the movie
kigo555 1 year ago
worst movie ever.and thank u 4 leting us no
dragonballchampion 1 year ago
hes cute =)
hapibth0pel3ss 1 year ago
i hope jason goes jumped
lawwat50 1 year ago
let me hold jason chatmin down while u beat that mother fucker up.
diggidyfunk45 1 year ago
I rather have sex with Yajirobe then to watch this mobie again ya mobie Yo all go suck Dragonballs
MegaDurt 1 year ago
they forgot about gokus tail if that was spose 2 b based on dragonball
wolfclaw100 1 year ago
that's what hollywood fucks with something not created by them
oh gohan is the guy that pick up goku when he falls from sapce
AnimeTuber17 1 year ago
hes not dead. he is 55. yea they fuck dragon ball up
jazsan222 1 year ago
See that's a problem when you got the president wanting to go see it and he iz not please. Man you know they need to be fired
coolj083 1 year ago
lol funny
5treetKings 1 year ago
I can't believe Akira Toriyama agreed to this calamity.In my eyes,the dragon ball movie still doesn't exist.
Mangasketch1 1 year ago
@Mangasketch1 actually akira toriyama didnt agree he was there when they were making the film and he said that he didnt like the way they were making the film and so the producers got rid of oh and u forgot about so many things bbgoofy heres one of them goku turns into an ape at the end but he doesnt have a tail so how the hell can he become the ape and it wasnt even a full moon it was an eclipse so how did he become the ape dear god this i want those 80min of my life bak
MrMajinvegeta 1 year ago
@MrMajinvegeta he wasnt even an ape. he looked more like Lizard from Spiderman
ravennrichards 1 year ago
IM VARRY PISSED D:<
shtaiga 1 year ago
Justin Chatwin should just fall back and get a 9 to 5 and change his name for making such an epic fail of a movie. If I was him during screening I would of halted this from getting any outside viewing. This is the type of movie you hide from your family if you were one of the cast. I'd rather tell my mom I direct porno then tell her I was in this crap of a film.
revemupman 1 year ago
It was Grandfather Gohan. Not Goku's son.
miniproductions19 1 year ago
mate, this is fucking hillarious, so true, I hate that movie it ruined dragonball and justin chatwin is a fucking prick
h4sunoit 1 year ago
Shenron did appear at the end of the movie he was white though not green.
Johan1991100 1 year ago
Goku grandfather was named Gohan in Dragon Ball Manga :) ..
WujekJ 1 year ago
Well we didn't lose it completly we still have the games. Why didn't Akira toryama look at it in production to stop the shit that was produced.
asome232 1 year ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA XD
MegaMrJIN 1 year ago
This movie was a load of shit and completly destroyed a prefectly good anime I know all dragonball fans including myself are mourning in the loss of the greatest anime of all time
ajstyles367 1 year ago
did u sub to the dragonball protest channel??
mr3000ts 1 year ago
That movie was not a movie: It was a crime.
I am not exaggerating or making shit up when I say that it made me physically ill. Every second of that film filled me with so much rage that I got really tired.
BohemianBlasphemy 1 year ago
i was pissed too
Zeldamaniac360 2 years ago
Love yout review, i feel the same :´(
funnylady94 2 years ago
yea I though it was the most biggest loud of shit i my life
ryanrose33 2 years ago
this movie eats shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i fucking hated it the characters was all wrong look it goku hair what the fuck was that i cant believe this bullshit and im a real dissapointed dragonball z fan
taqun 2 years ago
i never watched the movie. when i first saw those commercials i though "hmm naahhh it couldn't be" but when i heard it was i knew that movie was fucked up shit
crazyjak56 2 years ago
WHERE THE FUCK WAS KORIN'S TOWER HHUUUUH??? what about krillin, oolong, puar, tien, chaouztu, crane hermit, the ox king, kami, poppo???? without these characters THERE IS NO DRAGONBALL MOVIE!!!!
bahamn15 2 years ago 2
hi bro gohan isnt in the movie so he cant be older then roshi
theceng 2 years ago
it's GRANDPA Gohan, jesus, Goku's Son, Gohan, was Named after Goku's Grandfather who was called GOHAN
but yeah the movie sucked major ass
LokizarroX 2 years ago
yeh thanks for reminding me i forgot about that
and the way he died was also wrong in the anime goku crushes him while he's an ape but the movie, killed by piccolo
theceng 2 years ago
i went to the link to the movie....i..i can't do it man...it's a freaking free download but i can't do it!
godbroly100 2 years ago
im with you. i just dont want to ruin it.
BananaPuddin 2 years ago
Drug on gay ball evil otion is pure EPPIC FFAIL! XD
MYBESTFRlEND 2 years ago
Hahahahah! Nice review! XD
MYBESTFRlEND 2 years ago
Drugon Gay Ball Evilotion Epppic Ffffail
MYBESTFRlEND 2 years ago
I feel your pain brother, I feel your pain..
jcescan 2 years ago
I understand your frustration.
I CANNOT stand 5 minutes watching that movie.
They're planning a sequel because the movie was a Hit in China.
Makes sense doesn't it...
tamenga88 2 years ago
shenron was in the movie at the end but he looked like a short golden turd and your review was fuckin awesome as soon as i get a webcam or camcorder im gonna make a review too
Barakan28 2 years ago
God and Jesus are pissed. HA
crazyazn420 2 years ago 22
you should see storm sinks review of dragonball evoluction. he said that it was a good movie and that all the actors played as their anime counterparts. and he calls himself a dragonball
nelcomar 2 years ago
HOW can miss krillen he's goku's best friend and if krillen didn't exist goku would not become a super saiyan.
TheSatansblade 2 years ago 22
@TheSatansblade Maybe they introduce him in the second movie and they click really good.
mhollis1989 1 year ago
when i wached wached this movie THE FIRST DAY AND SHOWING of this movie i saw it i camed out afeted PISS THE FUCKED OFF the worst movie in history and now they talk about a secqule ofg i just wanted to kill the deretor FUCK U ALL the cast on dbe how could they make fun of dragonballz
redfoxytail347 2 years ago
shenron was at the end of the movie but he looked like shit
flcl127 2 years ago
like everyone else who has seen the movie i was PISSED i cried after it cause it was so bad.... nothing added up at all.... i got a funny feelin theres goin to b a two
SlickBoi21 2 years ago 2
Blame China for that.
It was a Hit there.
I take it back. NUKE China for that!!!!
tamenga88 2 years ago
In my history with black people they've known good anime so Im gonna take your word on this
TheDrunkenCelt 2 years ago 4
pour a 'lil liquor for dragonball
chucctaylor617 2 years ago 2
this movie suck it not dragonball it shitballz
candygirlty 2 years ago
hahaha XD
xXxEnterShikarixXx7 2 years ago
God is pissed. Jesus is Pissed. The Pope is pissed. The Queen of England is Pissed. Barak Obama is pissed. Yes, Barack Obama is pissed. Hilarious and I agree.
deomartinez77 2 years ago
THANK U THANK the friggin u I ask the same question
swizzlebaby 2 years ago
totally support you im never ever going to watch that movie again i just watched it online it was the most sorry ass fucked up worst movie i have seen in my life i just skipped from the bigenning to half then the end....worst movie in history
Frankthetank915 2 years ago
Damn your emotional
but i feel ya on that
frustrated and angry
i hope people don't remember dragonball based on this shitty movie, i could have done a better job, i have no hope for any decent sequel, ah to many bad point about the movie... man i wish someone makes a CGI movie of dragonball or something, somone needs to bring back the dragonball honour
TormentedWarrior 2 years ago
Yea, where was Krillin?
SuperRobotJoe 2 years ago
On another note: Dragonball: Evolution is the cause for the recent "Swine Flu" outbreak
TJLawrence 2 years ago
Akira Toriyama actually wrote DB:Evolution.
Fails:
Bulma has a blue lock.
Kame-hame-ha can bring people back to life.
Gohan lives long enough to see adult goku
No krilin.
Young roshi.
The only thing that was good was that hot chi-chi <3
TJLawrence 2 years ago
Damn i agree with you, i say we find this guy and every one who has taken a part in this movie and fuck em up lol! No, but really this movie is horrible, the person who made this movie can go hysterically fuck himself.
Ryokaze13 2 years ago
4:12 that was dumb funny
wallstreetyoung 2 years ago
gohan isnt older than roshi, roshi is like 400 years old he only looks younger because he drunk from the fountain of youth.
the turtle said that in the anime
pomiesstink 2 years ago
1st of all gohan was dead before dragon ball started and died cause goku killed him!! not king piccolo!!! goku never went to school cause he was dumb and hilarious!!! i havent seen the movie yet but i feel ur guys pain! im a big dbz fan since i was a kid and where the fuck is krillin!!!
s0ccermiguel13 2 years ago
"They've RAPED It" I Agree
Dubb1000 2 years ago
lol, busted out with that boyz 2 men funeral song
Minion066 2 years ago
lmao! 3:40 he goes all into the kick his ass part lol and how come you were whispering?
tonyHollister08 2 years ago
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theantichung 2 years ago
Dragonball Evolution= Worst Movie For Life or WMFL
AssassinKirk29 2 years ago 3
the fail level of Dragon Ball Evolution is Over 9000!!
Jegudiel21ZX 2 years ago 2
Pour out a couple senzu beans for all the high hope and dreams killed by this movie.
Blaiyan 2 years ago
Damn I'd ride this sexy brother
DieUglyWomen 2 years ago
I'm pissed. I didn't know obama was a fan. lol hahaha It looks like the fans voices are heard the movie was an epic fail at box office 2 mil opening week.
hellsing3000 2 years ago
dude i feel ya man! im a big dragonball fan...there was one point u left out...goku is a teen and is 18.....goku was a fuckin child who is happy
Paperlanes 2 years ago
Goku was a teen and 18 in dragon ball, but didn't go to SCHOOL!!!
FFXFan47 2 years ago
dude u don't wanna see the eternal dragon! looked like he hasn't eaten in all his life!
FFXFan47 2 years ago 2
"Japanese People are pissed.....American db fans are pissed....God and Jesus are pissed...who else is pissed" XD
LenntBear 2 years ago 2
The fact that goku was getting bullied in school really made me hate this movie. Seriously? It was just too shitty for words, although I admit master roshi was enjoyable to watch.
EvilCracka 2 years ago
Man Every Body listen up WE all need to find who ever wrote this shit of a scrip and F in kill him
Oh better rape his ass like he rape my Child Hood!!!
Jblackman900 2 years ago
Akira toryiama is the Executive producer of THIS movie!
sais in the soundtrack.
So, he's fine w/ all the changes.
samir053 2 years ago
No actually he had very little to do with the story or the movie in general. He is the producer of the original so they put his name in the credits and he
plugser77 2 years ago
they showed him the scrip.
and he gave his opinion.
James Wong had to make sure everything was okay with Akira.
samir053 2 years ago
Ahem- More like- (And the same applies for Stephen Chow)
-They used his name for promotion
- They said they'd let him give his opinion
- They refused to listen to abovementioned opinion
- Trash movie released.
Anjish 2 years ago
o heard they kicked toryiama off the set because he wanted to much control.
MadThad0890 2 years ago
where did u hear that?
samir053 2 years ago
a long time ago before they started showing any footage from the movie
MadThad0890 2 years ago
how do you know?
samir053 2 years ago
i saw it written on ann i think. it was some anime news site
MadThad0890 2 years ago
the movie could have benn 3 hours and still would have sucked ass
yabucoaman 2 years ago
hmm ya well dragon ball was horrible the trailers were hard enoph to handle for me. but ya there are more live actions Hollywood want to rape,
full metal panic (staring ZACK EFRON) - death note also (staring ZACK EFRON) - ghost in a shell -evangelion- cowboy bebop- akira "DIRECTED BY Leonardo DiCaprio"
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banditkingfoopstar 2 years ago
are those all real????
samir053 2 years ago
they just better not F up cowboy bebop and akira
Jblackman900 2 years ago
well, Cowboy Bebop is already sorta screwed with K.Reeves as spike...that just seems wrong
Akira I hope wont get that messed up since its been known as one of the best anine movies ever made
15thCrypt 2 years ago
Why would you watch the bootleg?
30MINS OF THE MOVIE IS MISSING
Bootleg - 70mins
American version - 100mins
samir053 2 years ago
people generally get bootlegs when they either have not enough money, no money, cheap, or not sure about it
most people really got the bootleg because they were completely unsure of the movie(I watched it on yt before the uploader got suspended)
and in this case...an extra 30minutes will not change a thing because the acting was still lackluster and the effects were still mediocre and if the extra scenes are THAT great to save the movie then it wouldve been pointless to leave them out of asia
15thCrypt 2 years ago