Master Chief Theater 3000: Season 1 Finale (Pt. 1)

[drewgreen9500]

Cortana-mon GO!

[drewgreen9500]

XD

[drewgreen9500]

Halo...Goodbye.

[tomcatm16]

PRESS 3 to save on car insurance and get a free PIZZA-AUGH!

it took Master Chief... and The Arby over 117 thousand times to figure out not to say Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

LOL Well, maybe it took meny more than that times, but I forgot that pizz(OH GOD NO DON'T BURN ME 343 INDUSTRIES for doubting Halo 4)AH!... was the magic word to get burned by a flying christmas lightbulb.

[GunlessSnake]

dang,if the Red vs. Blue crew were to be included in these,well,it would just be the most EPIC thing ever!!! Caboose FTW!!!!!!!!

[happymonkeyfish]

this is stupid if ch33f and arby were doing it, it would be awesome

[killerzombie2171]

Ironically they are making halo 4 .....

[hoshkid]

da da da.. come on chief we're spys!

[TheSaintlyassassin]

lol press for over and over

[swansmad1996]

What bothers me is that chief only had to push a button and start the engines, surley he could have lived aswell

[chrisz5z]

"i wonder if anybody will smell that"

[megakilla02123]

dah dah duh nah....hey chief were spies.lemon ass kicking bars...she had all my cheat codes to golden eye

nobody shoots the pizza gahhhh

[megakilla02123]

dah dah duh nah....hey chief were spies.lemon ass kicking bars...she had all my cheat codes to golden eye

[m03hawkman]

I just realized that spark has a crazy laser thingy. Why didn't the other one in Halo 2 kill the brute guy when he had the chance?

[2222daz]

wow the first advert to do with the game halo reach

[mar101100]

Hey did anyone order this pizza*zap* AHHHHHHHHHHH

[GreatOzymandias]

@mar101100 Noone shoots the pizza- Aaagh!!

[michaelaz27]

My gamer tag is skinscrew. I'm offnline at the time in a few weeks I will be back online

[hoompie18]

HOLY crap this was released on august 07! 2008!!! and i watch it now on august 07 2010!!!

[hoompie18]

BEST EPISOOODE!!!!!

[TransformersFan34869]

Hey man, can i have ur stuff? No....

[Arceus225]

"ass-kickin' lemon bars?" lol

[SkySavior]

seems the magic word to get zapped is pizz- *ZAP*

[UnDeAdGamerUK]

Hey. Please Check out my channel and watch my halo 3 Videos IN HQ. Also if you do and comment you might be able to join the group. Thanks xxx

[Snoopyfan1000]

MINEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[gUrAcoX463]

yank me chief

[dzsabertooth]

Hey did anybody order a piz- •zap• nobody....shoots....the...pizz­- •zap• LMAO

[Cheifslappuho12]

"send me out with a bang" "BANG!!! HEHE"

[Cheifslappuho12]

w.....t....f....

[megamanfan765]

Yes i guess Johnson did come back...XD

[DahLoTo]

"Alright you hide and i'll count to ten, got it?"

"Got it"

"Tehehehe! 1...2--"lmfao I almost pissed myself at that part

[CartoonsRocks]

Lmao

[dreman16]

Give My Pizza You Gay Oracle

[madrappingmike]

1:07 lol XD

[XxcallofdutysniperxX]

dont let the Wraith know im dead!!

[TheAnimeCrew12]

Hey No-one shoots the pizza ma- aaahhh!!

[TomBombadil7]

HADOKEN!

[ShaDDowDraGGonST]

Steady.....Steady *Crash* Perfect!

[supersonic2013]

hey who orderd this pizzAAAAAAAAA

[Shadow54548]

Yank me chief. XD

[partipatil]

"Yank me Chief." "Hahaha...that's too easy!" XD

[MrESPNoza24]

HADOUKEN. lol

[MrMutobuMan]

Actually in a way you do fight the grave mind. He's that guy that keeps talking to you in your head and then you blow him up. His hive up, well actually he is the hive and...oh forget it.

[whowhatwhenwatch]

@MrMutobuMan well he can move so he could not be in that hive and somewhere else. knowing that we had the halo. depends if bungie wants to make another game after H3 or not and just make it up

[Zherahnos]

HAHAHA 2:42 - 3:01 and 5:27

[ligon27]

"it's time to run! run, run, run!!" lol

[allensu360]

This Show pwns

[cloverfield77772]

what your not funny at all well thats true

[DEGBruno]

hahahha lawl 2:30

[historic9]

lol we are aboard humans and elites and that that hitchhiting grunt we piked earlyer XD

[starnjuy]

HADOUKEN!!

[witnessproductions]

lol spiderman, spiderman

[redneckinkansas]

Has anyone else noticed all the boss battles in halo 3 are robots?

[CuteGurlZoey]

at 20 seconds I though he said "We are bored.Humans and Elites."

[sidneykylebowman1]

One of the only few series on YouTube that makes me physically laugh out loud.

[1000MCHIEF]

man Jonsin was 1 hell of a bad as tobad he had 2 die. <=(

[thefallingaxe234]

steady...steady....*CRASH*  perfect!

lol

[Chr1sCr0ss2point0]

Goddamn blue shells XD

[alexnobakas]

cortanamon? digimon???

[espltdguy124]

"hey theres a wheel in the sky and im assuming it will keep on turning

[Maridius4501]

don tell the tank im dead!!!

[neoangelo606]

2:37 best part lol

[adambomb298]

well there is definately nothing going on behind me sure the room got brighter but....

[XxJustAsLongxX]

"Yank me chief"

MC: "You'll be yanking something "of mine tonite LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL"

[gabstrong]

steady..steady....perfect!

LOL!!!!

[DivaSara]

U hide and i'll count 2 ten! got it? got it! he he he!

1...2 OH!

LMFAO XD

[frozenhell98]

my presious...

[Ne4matas]

Its a litle lame cuse they speak

:P :|

[motoraptor10]

pizzahhhhhhhhhhhh im ok

[jjevens90]

and its also better than shut the hell up

[DareAxel]

CORTANAMON GOOOO

[Keifer150]

Spiderman, Spiderman, nya nya nya nya nya. Spiderman, Spiderman. Spider...man, Spider...man.

[DisorderFTW]

You hide and I count to 10. hehehe 1..2.. OH!

LOL

[oskado14]

LMFAO

[pkflake]

mario kart reference ftw!!!

[evilmuffin3]

i hate spark I WAS SUPOSSE TO KILL JHONSON!!!

[Phatal1011]

'did anyone order this pizza?- AGHHH!'

[ironhidewatson]

@Phatal1011 'no one shoots the pizza- AGHHH'

[mattz456]

hey who ordered this pete zah!

[PressAltF4OrElse]

"Don't let the wraith know I'm deeeeaaaad....!"

LMAO!!!

[DangerDamon14]

Crotanamon, GO!

[DumbBoy1234]

um so chief died right??? i never understood what happened

[therealfettypet]

No, he lived. He was in the other half of the ship when it was ripped in two. At the end of the game, wait until after the credits. You'll see it.

[scuaqheele2]

on legendary...

[HaloMaster4444]

the first scene where mastercheif goes into cryo tube you dont need to beat legendary to see it but when the ship crashes thats the legendary one

[Numlocked1]

cheese

[BlackOps05]

Where's Tim Allen when you need him?

lol

[ArbiterGirl]

LOL!

i guess the word to get blasted is pizz- AHHHHH!

are you okay?

yeah, yeah, i'm okay

LOL!

=^.^=

Bug

[Bowmen541]

lmao spiderman..spiderman

[doomcoda57]

hahaha i love theses!

[wiikid9]

lol we are abord humans and elites and that hitchhiking grunt we picked up lamo

[GenralMajors]

Steady... Steady...(crash lands) Perfect

[flynnyboi10]

ass-kicking lemon bars? lol

[krumpking0]

Episode 0! PLEASE Episode about the very ending

[krumpking0]

Hey did anyone order the... Ahhhh! EPIC ROFL! XD

[diablodude5]

hey did anyone order this pizza?

AHH!

lol funny shit

[kanalenl]

i count to ten hihihi hahaha lol 5/5

[SnipZYoDownz]

will chief ever get to fuck the gravemind? pissin my self!

[Flamefire1031]

you do know what it really was right?

[SnipZYoDownz]

what?

[Flamefire1031]

it wasn't "will chief ever get to fuck the gravemind", listen to it again

[ViDeOgAmErStEaLtH]

yank me! lol XD funniest shit

[irish77777man]

BANG! ha ha,ooo lol

[cjfool67871]

steady. steady. perfect

[hamwars123]

dun dun dun dun cmon cheif were spies

[aangpowns]

dont let the wrath know im DEEEEAAAADDDDDDDD lol the funnyist shit ever

[CHbIef]

steady...steady...perfect! xD

[boogiebot125]

lol when cheif daid "well all go home" i thought arbiter was gonna say "FOR MCDONNALDS!"

[vespalaranja]

hey man can i have your stuff?

[Darksector88]

funny stuff

[hangman1995]

2:35 HAHAHH that was priceless..great job..cant wait to you guys get to halo 2 or even halo wars..

[iknowwhereulive11]

they have halo 2 cut sceens and 2 from halo 1

[hypnocake]

YOU SHOT THE PIZZA GUY! GAH!

[GeniePix]

Cumon chief, we're spies

[GraffFluid]

spiderman spider man nananananaanaa spider man spiderman...

[halomike917]

xD lmao WUUUUUUUUUUH!?!?

[hamwars123]

dun dun dun dun- come on cheif where spys!

[MindsAblaze]

2:43 -- 2:45

LOL!

[timerider4]

"Tea and lemon bars!"

"You run and I'll count to 10, got it?" "Hehehe!"

[SwiftOmega]

WHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUAAAAHHHH??

[mu696]

LULZERZ

[WiiMHJK]

STeady...steadyyy...*BOOM!*...­Perfect!

[littlejay123]

Scorpion:dont let the wraith know that im dead lol

[AntiGraceProduction]

"She had all my cheat codes to Goldeneye" lololol

[caboose314]

anyone wanna explain the blueshell reference to me?

[poopiepants104]

i think the blue shells in mario kart, the ones that seek the person in first place

[BAZOOKA30215]

Hay, did anybody order this pizza?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

AHHH

[crazyshowTV]

that was the funniest shit ive ever seen

[Mdude667]

" hey did anybody order this pizza, ah" "nobody shoots the pizza guy uh" and " yank me chief" and " steady staeady perfect" and "goddamn blueshells" were the best lols

[unthinkable81]

pretty funny

[50Calabyte]

When they were in the hanger(?) I would have said "Cortana, if you have control of the ship why didn't you just close the back door?

[mepou]

" dam blue shells"

[dennisjiewenliu]

lol producers' commentary

[Fenrisproductions]

More importantly.. will he ever get to see the end of sex and the... Nevermind

[DMCCOMMANDO]

"is there a floppy drive back there?" lol

[upqw]

lol

[TheForeverBean]

Lol, Hadoken!

[gaara1303]

that was totally my favorite part lol

[Jadoman2008]

2:11 LOL ''i wonder if anybody will smell that''

[midgetpanda]

hahah

[Jadoman2008]

XD ya

[Rest1nPiece]

"She had all my cheats for Goldeneye!"

Classic.

[WILLTHECANADIAN]

They could have made the final boss fight so much more interesting.

[Sparkler5]

...

[sunnyricebun]

lol "dont let the wrathe kno im deaaaaaad"

[XxNanimexX]

hahaha ''spiderman spiderman nananana da, spiderman spiderman" LOL

[XBoxLingo]

Should have done the post credits cutscene...

[disturbedeleven]

yank me chief...hahahaha it's too easy

[dotMANERS]

send me out with a bang...

BANG!

[MetalMonkeyStudios]

halo is al mine!!!1 my preshious lol

[FreeWalker3000]

my precers!!! lol

[Joricky12]

'He did anybody orderd this pizz'OH!;'

Lol xD

[SirHughjas]

"Nobody shoots the pizza... AHHH!!!"

that is soo funny man, u guys are amazing!!!

[ricknitz44]

i took an awesome screenshot of the clip at 5:23 ..when he is holding onto the ship and looks up with everything in the background...EPIC picture! it makes a badass poster!!

[klazzz1]

Steady... steady... BOOM!!! Perfect.

lol love that part.

[HighShippu]

You really DO love this game ha partna, and what's not to love about it

[xXSteelPillowxX]

Cortanamon GOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[NikiTheZombie]

and after an epic battle of wits and strenght..ahh who am i kidding? it suuuccckkkeeeddd. ROFL!

[akwsmack]

LMAO Cortanmon GOOO

[Jaylikescookies]

First

[mastercheif1740]

MC:HODOKEN! OWW!

Arby:Hay did anyone order this pizz...AHHH!

MC:Noboby shots the pizza ma..AHHH!

LOL!

[lilaznboy81]

LOL 6:52 is really Funny its deleted scenes

[superhuntergrunt]

we are aboard humans and elits and that hich hikeing grunt we picked up rofl

[royalyahzee]

dont let the wrath know i'm daed!!!

[peresperesperesperes]

i still dont understand why people say shotgun when theyre around a vehicle!can someone tell me?

[spawn22222]

So they can get front seat first before anyone else, I don't know why it's "shotgun" though.

[astrologio]

I think it was called shotgun because when you seat in the front and had a vehicular accident, you are the most prone or the one inevitable to accident. the accident is consider to be taking a shell or two of a shotgun (lets take away airbags for a moment) I think thats why they say shotgun when going in the front seat. LOL explanation

TRASFORMERS PLATFORMZEN DISGUISE!

[Yeynick]

spiderman spider man uuhhh uhh spiederman

LoOoL

[xXGirlordXx]

well head through the portal and well all go home... for tea and lemon bars!!!what?uhh i mean, tea and ass kickin lemon bars!?no... well there good, i mean come on

lol

[ianman142]

Cortonamon go!

[xDeadlyRosesx]

The line shoulda been

"Don't loose her"

MC And Arbiter: "YEA SHE HAS ALL OUR PORN!"

[archlord12]

CORTANAMON GOOO!!!!lol

[silverchoas]

hoduken!!!