Nissan Juke review - CarBuyer

[OogleManiac]

Why did this guy review this same car with two different reveiws?? Money hungry I guess

[MegaCANAM800]

awesome

[masterbawth]

its not crazy head turning looks, when u want to throw up. maybe if you throw up on it it will look better. shitty slow overengineered shitbox

[0MuD]

it looks absolutely UGLY !

[manofthefog]

junk 

[vikki2309]

I hated this car at first, but now I am feeling the love......... tempted :) good job Nissan for pushing the boundaries again, but boo to you guys for killing the Micra's looks and turning it into a Toyota Yaris.

[dmillerb95]

I used to hate the look but now I think it pretty cool

[PS2Gameplays]

It's the Nissan Joke/Puke

[bigbosss227]

this car is ugly

[onzy6]

make review for Jeep Patriot



[Timx4]

ur too tall, thats all. Is an asian car

[lucasm191]

awesome car

[ixZuluZxi]

3 this car

[goranm98]

is this car great? i think is good car :)

[franklinosis]

so basically the only down side to this vehicle is that is has a small back seats...

[Fertube0218]

the joke

[marmal320]

One word: FUGLY!

[TheKayrash]

I Can't Imagine Driving At The Right

[PoppinSurf]

Well, I disagree with most of what I have read here. I am completely smitten with the look of this car....to me it looks unique, classy and fun.

[JiForceful]

ohh gosh, that is the worst looking car i've ever seen.

and i've seen ssangyong.

[EJ192]

That was more or less a dance routine at the beginning!

[Glitterbomb222]

i CANT WAIT to get mine!! :D

[nisancashi2241]

the nissan puke

[zloben9000]

the POKEMON car

[barak100]

hehe, in my language juke means bug or insect, and this is how it looks

hehehhe

[yellofury]

Isn't this the same guy from auto express?

[c3vzn]

Hard to believe Nissan makes something as bland as the Micra, something as wacky as the Juke and something as awesome as GTR.

[ryosvet]

I'm Japanese....... and i rather buy a Hyundai than shit like Toyota and Nissan nowathese days

[Luisgtm95]

Im young and I hate it!! Its UN-stylish, nissan is a boring brand for mothers and grandparents, ¿who else needs a HYPER-reliable Car? Im intelligent enough of keeping a Renault or a Peugeot completely in perfect conditions and they look much better are "unique" enough.

[sidewayswalrus]

@Luisgtm95 Ever look at a Cube? Not very boring now is it?

[camouflagecamaro99]

@Luisgtm95 Go back to your ricer civic you stupid prick :)

[marshknute]

Older people tend to find this car ugly. Younger people tend to like its looks, which makes sense, since Nissan is aiming it at a younger audience. I'd rather a car look provocative than boring; imagine a world filled with nothing but Toyota Camry's.

[alienlivingform]

@marshknute i'm young and it's the ugliest car in sale today

[TheSuperMotoHooligan]

one of those cars that drives 1 millions times better than it looks.

[nandunego]

Great city car.

[H20MarkVIII]

This car truly is ugly, probably the ugliest vehicle on sale today. In person its worse than in pictures. On the other hand, it is an attention grabber because of the aforementioned.

[1171626]

its ugly,looks like an alien

[TheHornyHomunculus]

People always have a go at Japanese cars for looking boring and bland yet when they try something different everyone complains anyway. Cant really win can they.

[00kirbyd]

thats funny, jonny from fifth gear says totally the opposite about the rear headroom

[CISCOTREE]

fagly car

[romka4567]

i will get this all around visibility is awesome.

[minibus1351]

anyone who doesn't like this car likes boring camrys

[enjoipandas]

@minibus1351 wow. what a generalization

[jayboooy]

true i turned my head when i saw one on the road lol

[icecubeWSC]

Pontiac Aztek.

[actualasian]

@icecubeWSC they suck

[Naoufalitos24]

nissan joke

[ExtraLightMayonnaise]

Juke looks so fucking boss, love it! Very unique.

[Gibson299]

he forgot that this car is not gutless, it has a turbo 4 cylinder engine of 177hp.

and its actually not ugly if u see one on the road

[roundtr1p]

I thought this car looked awful myself but after having seen a few of them on the road I think they look OK. They look much better in the metal, especially in black.

[sagsahuaman]

so ugly FUCKING CAR I REMEBER PONTIAC AZTEK

[ewensimpson]

Who drives around with a bottle of Shloer in their glovebox?

[bodhisattva99]

why do these guys ALWAYS have the same cadence of speech and use the same ridiculous tones of voice???

[cw7766]

Yes, the "Joke" and the "Puke": I've lost count how many times I've seen those 'original' comments on YouTube. Fact is, I own one myself and am loving it. The only downside is the amount of boy racers who obviously feel threatened by it and are desperate to 'take it on' at the traffic lights. Nissan UK currently has a six-month waiting list for this and I had to wait five months after ordering it pre-launch. But it's well worth it. :-)

[JukieMcJukerson]

This car is an instant classic. It's look is totally revolutionary and if people don't understand it, too bad for them. They are missing out on a great vehicle. If the car flops as bad as the haters want it to, fine, good for us. We have one already and 20 years from now people will be killing to get their hands on one. Rarity is only going to drive up residual and collectible values. This car landed in the marketplace with a splash that will ripple through generations. Wait and see.

[mace2142]

ugliest car i have ever seen... ohh god! disgusting. seriously. wow im amazed the japs are getting worse and worse every year.... exept MAYBE for honda.

[LinkinParkFan2222222]

@mace2142 hahaha your the ugly one ;)) juke is fucking awesome

[snakeye2669]

@mace2142

Honda is boring.

[NitroExplosion88]

All the negative comments i see about this car doesnt effect my mind about buying it, it really doesnt bother me or nissan, so far they wont scrap it cause its already out so it passed there judgement and mine i love this car and i cant wait to buy it, so joke all you want cause this car is sticking around for a long time!!!!!

[LinkinParkFan2222222]

@NitroExplosion88 agreed

[NicBunnymen]

@NitroExplosion88 ...Go for it . If you've bought enjoy and have safe drivings. It's a nice car and I like it. I'm off o buy the Qashqai.

[rkjpsn]

this is so ugly that it makes me love it, which doesnt make any sense i think.

[04smallmj]

*Pukes*

[EpicRegret]

I fucking love this car!!!!