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  • When the cop cocked his gun to tht guy I fuckin died

  • @The13thjuggalette i hope u get out of te hospitl soon...

  • The vandalism line cracked me up the first time I heard it,

  • Lol did anyone else notice the guy with no shoes? He looks the scariest... I know it's fake I'm just saying

  • if anyone has the lyrics mail me them please?

  • Arthur Chase lol. 5'4" and blurred.

  • I'm not a sex offender becasue I haven't been caught... yet.

  • RIP Joe Paterno

  • Laura can touch me anytime. 

  • Is that Casey Anthony in the white pants ?XD

  • Is that Michael Rousselet?

  • sooo their all white

  • If i didn't know it, i'd swear this was legit lol

  • If i didn't know that this was fake, i'd swear it was legit lol soo funny

  • This can not be real

  • Laura hughes is smokin hot!

  • pahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies of laughter*

  • UR KIDDING ME RIGHT!!!

  • Nice troll

  • The music in this sounds SO familiar, especially :26-:32. I can't remember where I heard it

  • Sometimes I put a tissue on my dick and pretend it's a ghost.

  • @xXanarchist5savageXx LOL Successful, Troll is successful

  • @xXanarchist5savageXx Somebody call an erectxorcist!

  • Thumbs up if you believe the guy at 3:07. Thumbs Down if you don't believe a word :3

  • I just have this FEELING that Telly doesn't belong there.

  • ive seen people on it for Burglary lol

  • That guy on 'Independence USA'... yeah, his vote counts just as much as yours....

  • i was hoping for some shuffling.

  • so far

  • stupidest thing ive ever seen

  • @brookehaleybruce that's a coincidence, I was just thinking the same about your comment.

  • I SNUCK INTO A BATHROOM AND I-

  • The one that shows no emotion reminds me of Ron Swanson ( : ..

  • Dear god, tell me this is not real.

  • @FbiNinja2 It's not real... and you don't have to call me God.

  • Am I the only one who thinks Laura Hughes is hot?

  • Holy shit man, this is hilarious.

  • Is it wrong that I'm attracted to Laura? She's not my cousin after all!

  • @PooPoo2U Your allowed to marry your cousin and stuff over in England...

  • arthur chase and telly polk are so bad compared to everyone else

  • Shit....My name is Laura.....

  • Lol

  • LOL, Laura touched ur cousin

  • DO THE SEX OFFENDER SHUFFLE

  • Oh what the fuck, these guys are in my state?

    

  • showed my fist up her but.

  • That woman touched me when i was little

  • "I know it sounds like a lot, but 3 of those times were for... vandilism" -- it doesn't even rhyme!

  • Is the guy that plays Marc Burmholdt in the 5 second films group?

  • Dat Stache...

    

  • I wasnt able to get my eyes off his whiskers

  • I used to make arrow in the knee jokes, but then I took a pussy to the dick.

  • @ShiftBlade how does this even relate!?!?!

  • lol

  • Lol avo favorited this

  • Haha that's so weird :D

  • LOL!

    

  • wtf.

  • they are so good they deserve icecream

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  • To those of you who think this is real: This is in the Comedy category.

  • Kind of scary actually...

  • First I was like ?!? then I was like o.O but THEN I was like XD !

  • Good for those of you who played in this video. I hope you all have learned a lesson and can function positively in society.

  • @pearlandtrucker please please tell me you are joking

  • @8141933 How could you not (Hope) that sex offenders have learned their lesson and become productive citizens ? I speak of first time offenders only by the way.

  • @pearlandtrucker becuase its a fucking joke fool

  • @8141933  GFY !

  • @pearlandtrucker HAHAHAHAHAHA You dumb fuck, this video is not real, it's a joke!

  • @LeosanderJ GFY !

  • @LeosanderJ LOL Its so funny that fucking idiot thought it was real

  • did anyone else notice that the fattest guy there had the last name pound when it looked like he weighed a ton XD

  • thumbs up if u got here from team avo

  • do u guys liv in IL :P

  • Sam Pound is trying WAY too hard with this.

  • so that's the dance my neighbors were doing the other day...

  • Oh dear god.. this... this is amazing...

  • @AlynnaGoesPoop NOOO this was awfull :(

  • is this real?

  • I sure would like to know what Sam did

  • ....

    

  • I feel real bad that I got caught might do it again probably not!

  • lol

  • avo favorited this!

  • :) :D :) :D teamaviolution favorited this :P :P :P :P

  • 2:56 Minecraft!!!!

  • The arrow from the knee thing is from Skyrim. Just for the people who don't get it...

  • Not sure if parody. Or actual sex offenders.

  • @rumive your really stupid

  • @Mambo2able1 Just a heads-up: if you're going to call someone an idiot, at least use the right form of "you're".

  • @rumive Fake. I researched it.

  • I think I'm safe now!!!!!!!!

  • hhahahahahahaha the saxophonist was an elegant touch i believe.

  • "Im charles dolling, dropping rhymes,

    Ive been arrested seven times,

    I know that sounds like a lot,

    but three of those times were for vandalism"

    WTF? did they just forget he was supposed to be dropping rhymes?

  • THUMBS UP FOR SAM POUND!!!!1

  • right after i watched this i checked the megan' law website.

  • What is this...

    I don't even...

  • 1:39 look at sam pound just randomly jump lol

  • For the crimes you have been convicted of by a jury of your peers, I hereby sentence you to ROCK.

  • arthur chase had the best verse lol

  • When the police officer said "And maybe even, have a little fun", I expected video to be unbearable. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised.

  • uhh

  • Damn, Sam can really pound it in that bathroom ;)

  • joke?

    

  • trololol.

  • trololol?

    

  • my name is danny im only a teen, i snuck up on a girl while she takeing a wee she saw my balls i was caught and brought to cout i tried to claim it wasnt my fault but now im moveing into you neigbour hood im a good guy if you would like to know i am danny and i done the sex offender shuffel.

  • @2:04, that Charlie Sheen???? Lol

  • @lukegleeson1 u high?

  • This needs to be on itunes!!!

  • Wheres the whole Penn State locker room?!

  • i use to be a sex offender ....then i took an arrow to the knee

  • Seems legit.

  • LOL!

  • LOL Sam Pound...funny name

  • why was that guy not wearing any shoes?

  • I wish Laura Hughes touched me when I was a child :L

  • @ScottiesVlog I wish I could unread that.

  • LOL

  • Stop reading my fucking comments, Michael.

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  • Why did they blur his face of they were gonna say his name anyway lmao

  • Man this is pure Genius Very Funny Love it

  • The Sandusky shuffle?

  • This is better than MW3.

  • @engared God damn it, i hate how addicts comment on everything about Call of Duty....

  • More videos please

  • Laura Hughes can touch me ;)

  • @Malibunightrider She was...gross

  • WTF???

  • @Explorer360 if u find her, my team has a special invitation for her ~.^

  • i used to be able to shuffle like that... then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • @OxGreenyyxO O_o

  • @OxGreenyyxO i used to do the arrow to the knee jokes. Then i got pussy to the dick ;)

  • @OxGreenyyxO nope fuck you die in a fire please

  • @OxGreenyyxO why the fuck do people keep saying that? Do you think it's fucking funny dumbass?

  • @TheColaCandy I used to be a humorless dickbag like you...then I took an arrow to the knee

  • @TheColaCandy I use to make 'arrow to the knee' jokes .... then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @OxGreenyyxO i took a bullet to the chest in iraq

  • @OxGreenyyxO Y U NO HAVE BETTER KNEE ARMOR?

  • @OxGreenyyxO Dude, that meme never was funny.

  • 268 people have been abused sexual

  • Girls can do it to???

  • I bet you can call a rapist a hardened criminal

  • Is it bad that like 5 of those guys are my neighbors

  • @DeFusionHD LOLZ

  • The only thing Laura Hughes needs to do is **** me

  • and there's a fat guy..of coarse

  • ....what?

  • @TheStarchProductions

    It's called "alternative sexualities".

  • Mmmmm Barbeque :3

  • WTF did I just watch?!

  • The girl is hot though.

  • I'd have sex with the girl.

  • WTF

  • Saxophone made me lol at 2:02.

  • I'd hate to be the one who Sam Pound raped...

  • does anyone else think the police officer looks like a sex offender?

  • they should do this with all inmates lol

  • ur mom touched me last night and called me a slut... and I liked it

  • Why is there a woman.

  • omg! i got touched by Laura Hughes....and then i woke up :(

  • a woman sex offender? How does that work?

  • I wish Laura Hughes touched me when I was a child

  • the fat guy should of said im here to do the chufel shuffle

  • lol charles dolling

  • AVO AVO AVO AVO AVO AVO AVO AVO AVO AVO

  • Thumbs up for the Sax guy.

    

  • I think Vernon Douglas is gay......its just that he is trying to hide it by touching other women

  • why is there a woman in this video?

  • what are the odds that the fat guys last name is pound.

  • Id let Laura molest me if you catch my drift

  • Well what did Sam Pound do!

  • Don't sex offenders have a 95% chance of committing the crime again?

  • LOL