Me Speaking Dutch

[ThatBoyTLong]

This is not Dutch. I'm American and I know this.

[MforceArts]

Thats not dutch

[3cissie]

is dit nederlands?

[zeeuwlander]

het einde is: heb je poep in je kop

[hannaaah6]

ruikt = roe iekt

[DirkWx]

This is not Dutch... it's a kind of ur own language...

[Aaronmogi]

MIJN.. wahahaha,,, XD

[PHStudiosNL]

Wtf are you talking about.. it's not even close to dutch

[Lilsteevyz]

en nou in het nederlands?

[nageljeuk]

I think this is German with all the 'du' in it.

[YaCantJudgeMe]

really bad. but unfortunately most of the dutchmen are just at bad in english - even though its a world language!

[hologirl9]

Holy crap hij kan egt geen Nederlands xd

[Anoek66]

dthat's not dutch xD

[thijstakken]

you motherf*cker! Don't fuck with my language you naughty son of a bitch!

mvg,

Thijs

[ggddrr26]

HAHAHA that is not dutch L:

[DrsJacksonn]

Sounded a bit like... I don't know - Russian? Arabic? Any other language that's in no respect comparable to Dutch?

[FuQMusicVideos]

poep van den too?

[VinnyoOfficial]

the subtitles are useful because this isnt dutch at all

[matthoenn]

This is Dutch. He must have used google translate and has no idea how to pronounce the language.

[WRRRRS]

This is german... xD

AND YEA I CAN KNOW THAT 'CAUSE I'M DUTCH ^^

[TheMehMovies]

I'm Dutch and what the fuck did you just say?

[megaijsbeer100]

that was verry bad dutch and i know it becouse i live in belgium

[gabber00124]

THAT was not dutch at all, you created a whole new (weird) language

[JulesWTHthe23enigma]

you cant speak dutch, it sounds like ur speaking russian or somthin

[NationXuG]

ik zal neuken je in je dikke reet kleine snotaap! get a life

[Amer330]

Waarom kunnen wij Nederlanders redelijk goed Engels praten - ( Iedereen verstaat het dus ja.. ) Al die Amerikanen enzo die doen niet eens hun best ervoor

Ja klopt ga maar weer de hele dag liever in de McDonalds dan dat je een keer iets leuks gaat doen.. :S

Eerlijk als iemand mij een cheque zou bieden voor 2uur gratis naar de Mc of dat ik een gratis cursus krijg? zou ik voor de Cursus gaan :S

[perrygirl]

That's NOT DUTCH!

[LolatjexD]

OM This so not dutch I m from Belgiumso I speak dutchal the time. But this looks like Cina-talk

[oyapeg]

Oh, calm down. It's just a little kid being silly. You act as if claims made on YouTube are some kind of legal contract. Go back to smelling tulips and eating Gouda cheese.

[Sublime570]

DON'T YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE FUCKER!

[ploekje13]

wtf? This isn't Dutch this sounded like

Bladjkdfpewoal;ksjdlkjes EN sajdalksdj POEP dfjsdfjk xD

[misswilline]

you must learn the dutch alphabet before you going to speak it :P

[misswilline]

i'm really sorry but i'm dutch and i didn't understand a word of it :P:P alone 'en' :P

[janvoslos]

nederland !! wooohooo thumbs up if you love nederland thumps up als je er woont woohoo!!

[TheMookos]

This sounds not like dutch but like someone who is ill

[katecooper429]

WOW! You sound retarded! Go learn dutch you dick head

[MrSjefie]

hehe im dutch what u say? 

[LauraEline52]

that's definitely not dutch. I speak dutch fluently and I didn't understand a word of it....

[FoxTrottVideo]

Goede proberen, niet de meeste mensen kunnen krijgen op de Nederlandse pronounciation hebben.

[jipje44]

@FoxTrottVideo lolwut did you use a translator? really this looks bad ^^

[dellboid]

what a little retard

[fcrazygurly]

Hm, ik kon er niets van verstaan.. DUIDELIJK nog verder leren :-s

[MisterScottishPerson]

Google Translate with bad pronunciation lol

[Tastyygurl]

zwijg gewoon hahahahah

[TheEmzz12]

That wasn't dutch at all XD You are just using a translator and than reading it. The Grammar is wrong, and I can't understand the words you say.. And I'm from holland :P Anyway, good try

[crossline7]

HAHAHA wat doet hij? lol im American and im a begginer in the dutch language... hope what i said makes scence.

[QuatroIGN]

@crossline7 Wat doet hij means ''what does he do''

i think you ment Wat zegt hij (what does he say)

[crossline7]

@QuatroIGN JA! that is what I meant to say "wat zegt hij?" thank you :)

[MartinK2011]

dude i am ducht you must rely beter Learning

[IngaZork]

FAIL!!

[joewtjjoewp1]

Dutch is my first language and I DON'T UNDERSTAND SHIT OF THAT

[MultiPietersen]

You must learn our alphabet first because thats is different then yours XD.

[patat50]

ummm wut? that aint dutch at all...

Learn to speak dutch...

[Dragimira]

hhahah, that's not dutch x]

but.. u tried (:

its Hallo... with an A like Arnold..

and you smell like cow poop is: en, jij ruikt naar koeienpoep.

^^

[jangotheman]

jij spreek echt goed google translate!

[MEMORIZEDDD]

thats not dutch haahah

[MrTimwave]

talitha1990 bij de translation vergeet je een ? !

Hahah :D

[talitha1990]

haha moet dat nederlands voorstellen?? xD xD xD

translation:"haha is that supose to be dutch? xD xD xD

[maksie88]

Nope.

[isabelleduhhx]

hahahaha wattefack zegt dat kind

wel goed geprobeerd trouwens(y)

im proud of my country

[TheHiya2009]

heeft een tukker die tekst opgestuurd ofzo want hij klonk als een zweedse boer uit twente

[metaroxas12]

Ehh you should know thats german not dutch xD

[iwan1986]

@metaroxas12 that didnt sound really german either, but then again hes just a little kid

[112WildCat211]

HAHAHAAHAH!!!! FAIL!!!

[medabot34]

omg is dat nederlands waw die moet nog heeeel veel leren.

want duits heeft niets te maken met nederlands lol

[runescaper443]

jezus crist,

dat wasw verdomme niet nederlands en dat domme zinnetjes die je hebt uit gekozen is ook niet om van naar huis te schrijven over 20 jaar praten we wel verder maar ga eerst maar nederlands leren

you are one big stupid noob remove this stupid video of youtube or change the titel because its fucking wrong its not fucking dutch you stupid noob go to ya mama you big cry baby let me never see your shitface again i am sdo angry on you you was wasting my time now i am wasting yourshaha

[locajajajabnonotanto]

dejenlo ser!!!

[chibimon010]

the only word i understand was en...

NDERLAND VOOR LIFE!!!

[Keall230]

Wasn't that German?

[robhondenkop2]

I didnt understand it and your Subtitles where slom

NEDERLAND VOOR ALTIJD!

[robhondenkop2]

I didnt understand it and your Subtitles where slom

NEDERLNAD VOOR ALTIJD!

[IsaAardbeii]

Dat was geen Nederlands...

HOLLAND~!

[rionrace]

Kankermongool ga duits leren spreken

[030terror]

WTF You insuld Dutch people everywhere first of all people Dutch DOESNT look like German AT ALL!!!! ony a few Dutch words resemble to Germand words like Yes and No for the rest there both compete different languages. BTW To call a Dutch person German is a Fu*king INSULT!

[Pyrowman]

Lijkt op duits..

[ben4942]

ik versta het ook niet zo goed dat is toch echt geen nederlands!

[WackoX1337]

Coudn't understand any word..

[JoeyJIL]

is dat geen duits?

[gustoThegangsta]

dat is wel zeeeer slecht nederlands

[Krukkie]

Ik versta er geen kut van.

[xXnoatjeeeXx]

muahahaha you suck

Holland rocks

(you not.)

[DJsnoep]

Huh?? I'm dutch and for me is this a weird language!!

[MrPindaklaas]

Hee mannenke, spreek dit maar is uit in fatsoenlijk nederlands. Als je dat kan, ben je mijn held;)

[Wchokjesfabriek]

OMG, talking german and calling it Dutch. I bet you are american..

[zwollerick]

Kerel je kan echt geen flikker nederlands XD

Dude you cant talk dutch for a damn XD

[TreinTeLaat]

That's not Dutch, learn the Dutch pronounciation !!

[IngaZork]

dat was slecht! xD

[TheNinoR]

wtf

that was no dutch

this is dutch

hallo

ik ben ......

hoe gaat het

[666gorak666]

not dutch

[kennyschoure]

aaaarg its german german german every one thinks german language is dutch.

[chirrelmetal]

lol I lold when you said 'ruikt' :')

[DarthSivius]

well that sucked xD

[mcgainey]

little bastard!

[Nienkx]

Didn't understand a word of what you said, kiddo.

I heard 'en' xD

[mrweening]

lijkt meer japans:p

[invisibleradish]

Your sentence structure and pronunciation isn't too great. [understatement]

Oh, and, none of us smell like.. 'Shit from the cow.'

;___;

[suckerwithacamera]

je stinkt zelf naar koejekak man jij kan geen (dutch) of beter nederlands eikel :)

[visualeffectschannel]

Wth? That aint no dutch, lil bro

[VlinderBanaan]

That wasn't dutch. XD

[HellishRay]

dat is wel erg slecht

[Timmyknocker]

This is no dutch

[cheesecakeNL]

I did not understand that.



[ggfdgdg]

ok what did you say i didnt understand a word you said

[attkmast3r]

eten mijn stront trut ezel aap stront hoofd.

(eat my shit bitch) ( ass money) ( shit head)



[meandi02]

@attkmast3r

ezel = donkey

aap = monkey

ass = achterwerk/aars/kont/krent/gat

google translate got that one wrong

eten = to eat (less important)

eat (as in you must eat) = eet

dus:

eet mijn stront trut, kont-ezel, stront-hoofd

[attkmast3r]

@meandi02

ty i posted this a while ago and figured that out a few days ago

[JessicaaH94]

hij zegt;

midjen miet fart hoefden

oe bent zehr vet

en u riekt aus poop ven deh cow

gewoon alles met een engels accent en sommige woorden zijn fout vertaald

haha xd

[KoEkJj14]

that is no dutch...

[Re9ap9er9]

I have nothing against the child, but the Dutch that he was reading was very bad.

[Dakedoom]

you know, the rest of the world doesn't speak with an american accent

[CJnewful]

omg ich hab nichts verstanden

[Tombuutkamp2000]

YOU CAN'T SPEAK DUTCH!

Als je Nederlands wilt praten, zoek dan een opleiding voor school ofzoiets.

[PinkStar349]

Het is echt absoluut niet te verstaan.

[tekkendude18]

niet te verstaan sorry

[781230xy]

horrible accent.

and by the way, that's German. :p

[TheKatlx]

@781230xy

No offence but that's Dutch.. :)

He says: "u riekt als poep" (= you smell like shit) and that's Dutch, 'cause in German it would sound like "Du riechest wie Pup" (or something like that ;) )

[LifeOfInge]

@TheKatlx Idd It's Dutch

[BombaxLife]

Okay.... That sounds like nothing!

Thats not Dutch... Maybe Deutsch?

[jokerscommander]

say what?

[hoiheyyodude]

thats french of something...?

[ladyiR]

OmG this was not dutch

were you watching Arnold schwarzenegger movies again???

Well the only word I understood was "en"

[MrPindaklaas]

@ladyiR OMFG!!!! HE SAID EN???

[zuzrwolrd]

@ladyiR

op het einde zei die wel nog: poep van de koe , maar hij zij koe helemaal verkeerd.

[terance773]

@ladyiR ik verstond ook dat laatste, poep van een cow?

[2009Climax]

lol, learn dutch

NEDERLANDD FOR LIFE!!!

[SkateboardFood]

@2009Climax

zo ver ga ik nou net weer niet xD

[OhhSuzanne]

You know that you aren't actually speaking Dutch (the language people from Holland speak).

But you're speaking German in this movie (the language people from Germany speak), right?

Although: Dutch = Nederlands in English

And German = Deutsch in English.

You might confuse between Dutch & Deutsch.

But it's definitely not Dutch you're speaking there, it's German.

[dionyter]

@OhhSuzanne are you sure about that? I couldn't understand a single word (and german is my first language)

[Assafro]

@OhhSuzanne It's not German. You can clearly hear him say: hoofden (heads) but in an English way. At the end he says: jij riekt als poep van de koe (you smell like shit from the cow). I'm pretty sure he used google translate and just read the translation. Btw, I think English speakers are smart enough to know the difference between Dutch and German lol.

[eliseweusthuis]

how's that dutch?

translation of youre subs should be something like this:

Hallo

mijn mede scheet hoofden (WTF why this text?)

Jullie zijn erg dik.

en...

jullie ruiken naar koeien poep...

but don't say it anyway... its kinda... rude!

[juanestrada8945]

that isn't dutch your pronunciation is totally I didn't understand a word and I live in Belgium since my 5th birthday

[juanestrada8945]

not really dutch

[Angenitavo]

was that dutch?

[SharonaElin]

haha, wát zei ie ? xD

[handigeharry13]

sukkel

[ladyiR]

@handigeharry13

Bwahahahaha zo droog.... X)

[Misypo]

that aint dutch lol

[7abiebie]

hahah guys its really obvious that he was speaking dutch :P.. he just pronounce it more like german then the dutch way lol ..

[Joricky12]

Nederlands is een moeielijke taal om te leren.

Maarja ik ben er geboren dus geen probleem. :P

[MultiJoBroFan]

@Joricky12

dat klopt wel want als je ergens geboren bent en opgegroeid dan heb je veel minder moeite het te spreken.

translation:

that is true because if you're born and raised somewhere you have much less trouble to speak.

[TheKingOfSexyness]

This ain't Dutch?! This sounds more like German or something.

[Monitorimatti]

this isnt even dutch

[titushenk]

I think that he spoke Swedisch or something or he has a retardment in his jaw.

[Unaaa9]

@titushenk your talkinmg about swedish right? no hes not talking swedish

[CeliaHolland7007]

oh mijn god, ik verstond er ercht geen ene reet van? Een van jullie wel dan?

What that lil boy was talking, was anything but dutch!!!!!

And why are u guys saying that dutch is similar to german? Dutch is more similar to english than to german!!!

[Seanyboy225]

That's a lie... Dutch is more similar to German... Germanian languages? /facepalm.

Though I must say Dutch and German are 2 completely different languages, though they sound the same to foreigners.

[wolsing10]

google translater (or how you say it) much?

I'm Dutch myself xD

[ArletteRAMEN]

I didn't understand a thing, and I am Dutch (:

But keep trying. ;)

[milou171990]

Dutch is a lot like german?!

Maybe German is a lot like Dutch

[milou171990]

wtff........ van bla die la baa??? -_-

[heerdeterror]

hahahxD

You got to learn more

[thevideogamerzz]

haha you suck man i understand its difficult though

[HokjeBlokje]

you suck its not correct xD + it sounds more like german :P

[kairisorarikunavpree]

@HokjeBlokje Because dutch IS alot like german XDD It IS tecneclly Greman XD

[HokjeBlokje]

@kairisorarikunavpree euh sorry i speak dutch (because im dutch) and german (because i did my finals in that) and it looks a bit like each other but not alot and its NOT technically german xD

[kairisorarikunavpree]

@HokjeBlokje Oh okay sorry x3

[HokjeBlokje]

@kairisorarikunavpree np im sure it sounds the same for you but for us it doesnt ( +i dont like germans xD)

[Cageymartijn]

LOL

Nederlands is dat bij verre na niet!

[Scoubiyo]

"Hallo, mijn mede 'fart'hoofden. U bent zeer vet en u ruikt als poep van de koe"

Dat kind heeft zijn zinnetje gewoon in een vertaalmachine gegooid, om het vervolgens op z'n Engels uit te spreken.

[decoolert]

dat is geen nederlands

[dennis11ajax]

haha dat is chinees ofzo

[MangowTV]

ehh wtf is dat , das geen nederlands hoor ^^

[mrhugoBoss]

doesn't sound much like dutch

[emmawatsonanna]

I think you need some lessons xD

[lange1119]

try to practice some more haha

[BlogAnneRose]

You mixed up dutch with deutsch!

In the Netherlands and Belgium, the people speak dutch. But the language you are trying to speak is spoken in Germany.

Though had a good laugh with this vid!

[Chike4Life]

sim language

[Funnygames013]

het klinkt niet nederlands :p

it doesn't sound dutch.

lol.

[Christineexd]

Dat is inderdaad geen Nederlands :P

Dit wel ;D

[valeriedemishow]

That is not dutch :P

Hahaha.

Because i don't talk like that, and i'm dutch so...

xD

It looks more like simslish. xD

[butje1976]

klinkt nergens naar (doesn't sound like anything!!)

[makie888]

thats not dutch but nice try:P

[shavoisgod]

its german right?

and where is found it very funny i woz more interested in 34ytrhtrghrf sayin 'my name isnt jesus' =]

[TheSergegagnon]

Ok cela me plait

[34ytrhtrghrf]

thats german and btw u suck at it

[wonderfulfuckyou]

Jesus, give the poor kid a break, he's just having a little fun. You probably crushed all of his poor little dreams.

[34ytrhtrghrf]

my name isent jesus

[Isaalovesyaa]

yeah really, im dutch too, but this didn't sound like dutch :P

try to say this:

ik kan niet nederlands praten

(i cant speak dutch!)xD

[suusie994]

What the hell! What is that kid talking about?! I'm Dutch and i did'nt get a thing of that!

[awathmoon]

He's just an American kid reading Dutch from the screen. No need to dish out abuse, he is very young. Have a laugh or just go away.