HipPOTATOmus

[redbarron718]

I've seen the yeti. its not hard.

[siriusandco]

i like your shoes



[RoseyMadz]

I find myself not blinking as well when I watch John's videos. Not because he's so incredibly sexy, but because he doesn't blink.

[LuckyLiza2]

@specialfx34 Thou mangled crook-patted lout.

[mailbox2223]

Cat people'--'

[mailbox2223]

I wanna nyan cat

[pielover352]

i want cookies

[KieaOfZion]

@bakerclara22 - that was awesome!

[greenandblueberries]

there should definitely be an appreciation of oddly shaped potatoes day.

[TheTardisNamedSexy]

I found a picture of the Yeti on Google Images. She's sitting with John and they are holding Henry. It's on indystar.com and it's titled: Home and Garden with Sarah and John Green. She's very pretty and the picture is adorable 'cause John's arm is around her and he's touching her leg and his other hand is touching one of her hands. :D

[CakeBeneathTheIcing]

@TheTardisNamedSexy I found it, she's so pretty! :)

[TheTardisNamedSexy]

@CakeBeneathTheIcing Finding her picture was kinda like trying to find a real Yeti. LOL!

[Elphie021]

My old drama teacher used to sit like John does for part 4 , only she would sit on her feet. We don't know how she did it either...

[themanwhocan2kx]

MAN im so bad at cows!

[nicoleification]

hello arm

[dalekzruleyeah]

@4LiveLifeWithLove4 ... I think I love you...

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

@specialfx34

Thou art a canker'd fool! Cease spitting your insolence upon us, and then be gone.

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

I would like a fake beard a reply to 0:24

[isayhionthe75]

*long car noise* cows.

[bakerclara22]

@specialfx34 A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

[9499295]

Your odd positions make you look both sophisticated and extremely silly. You're like Starburst.

[ReKrisB]

Too bad I didn't see this vid two years ago; I would have totally participated in the fitness challenge!~

[EightPercentChance]

I love sitting in comfy chairs with my legs over the side. Best feeling ever.

[valloir]

The weird positions are awesome.

[EriksWanderingChild]

YETI ARM!

[MelinGrata]

Part four was my favorite.

[Mythman1995]

You know your a nerdfighter when all john has to say is "cows" and you laugh.

[babykruegs16]

NERDFIGHTERS UNITE

[SkyelinePigeon]

John Green I adore you but you have poor egg separating technique. Use the egg shell itself to move the yolk back and forth, not your hands. ;)

[MoonFIame]

cows

[silverturtle14]

I HAVE SEEN THE YETI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and i'm not just talking about an arm or a foot, i mean a straight ahead, face included picture of her with john and henry)

[KINDspotting]

@silverturtle14 In the Indianapolis Star, because if so, I did also.

[animeotaku]

@silverturtle14 I've seen the Yeti, too. She's beautiful.

[graybutcolorful]

OMG A YETI ARM!!

[MyLIfeStudios]

French the lama he just hinted at his new book , and we had no idea!

[nathan13x]

It guessed that Hank was Adam Lambert then Gabe Saporta!! O: GABE SAPORTA! i love him! and then!! 24 Questions and is said are you Hank Green (Nerdfighter and EcoGeek) ... HOO HAA!!!!

[varsitycircus]

just wondering john, does your wife know shes called the yeti?

if not, try keep it that way for your own good

but if she does, what does she think about it, seriously?

[nerdgirlsftw]

part four..........................­......cows.

[OriginalNAMBLA]

i've seen the yeti and she's pretty

[mEllenTheFruit]

BRILLIANT way to mention the next novel.

[bhelliom3]

John... you do realize you can separate eggs by just using the two halves of the shell instead of your hands. Unless you're one of the male chefs that managed to crush the entire egg in the process of cracking it open.

[MouthingWords]

"holy snood"

[aiiirdryy]

that looks an awful lot like maui....is it?

[Inukaino7]

Where you spotted the cows looked oddly like my home state Arkansas. Lots of fields with towns in the distance. Did I mention the cows...no...oh, well COWS ARE EVERYWHERE YOU TURN!!!! But you know in a good way, like you know that that cow will sustain you with it's steak of goodness.....yeah....

[scargirl133]

You gained 100,000 subscribers in like 7 mounths.

Holy moly!

YAY!

[MunchVids]

Hey this was posted on my birthday!

[fergieyabute]

wit hiv a telt u get tae fuk aff you tube u banger

[timelordcreation]

@fergieyabute what the hell did that say

[Bosoxgalaxy]

@fergieyabute thee are a pie encrusted wench of your mothers displeasure. NERDFIGHTERS

[regularguy5mb]

COWS!

Also, I think I'm going to start my own fitness challenge for the new year. It's just me right now, but hopefully others will join.

[letscallmebob]

thanks for showing that cows have a place in nerdfighteria

[ButterflyFluttering]

): I still want to see The Yeti almost more than anything.

[amyleona2]

Omnictionary.

[ButterflyFluttering]

I found it through John's blog (which is also the link on Omnictionary, right?) about a day after I posted this. (:

[beagle4864]

I love the short at the beginning of your videos!

[funnyvalentine1983]

Ooh! Another idea...blindfolded parkour running. Whoever survives, wins ;)

[funnyvalentine1983]

I want amateur acrobatics to be one of the challenges. It would be super awesome if the acrobatics could take place while hanging from weird things, as well...like tree branches, or maybe a bunch of shoelaces, woven together. Also...we could get extra points for weirdest costume while performing our acrobatic stunts.

[fiensy]

im 100% sure u have no balls and DEFINETLY no friends

[Thatonegirlwithanime]

@fiensy Well dear, I know you commented 2 years ago, and your last activity was that exact day, but I would let to let some steam out. Firstly, I would like to point out John is what people what consider a normal human male, meaning yes he has 'balls', infact he used these to make an adorable child, Henry Green. And to my second point, he does actually have friends, all of them fantastic and talented individuals. Lastly, please learn to spell definitely if you are going to capitalize it.

[freefreekitty]

twilight suks

[briannafucker666]

i would like my little brother to stop stealing my books and bending the pages, please.

[ChannelSamantha]

JOHN GREENS TRANSFORMER T-SHIRT XD

[SammieAndFriends]

Part fourrrrrrr.... Cows. :]

[ruthampton]

I WANT TWILIGHT TO GO AWAY

D:

[cookiemonster0l0]

i want another harry potter or maybe a twilight song!!!!!!

[logician15]

Contortion should be one of the disciplines.

[newfoundhands]

i would like a shout out :)

as this is a selfish request, i think it'd be FREAKING AWESOME if you sent newfoundhands a shout out in one of your videos :) and you should also shout out to my friend dana hodapp, as she brought me to the complete and udder wonderfulness that is the vlogbrothers.

[TinaWantsToRoar]

I would like a piece of candy.

[MissheardMagic]

If Nerdfighteria was a real place, I would sooooooooooo live there if i could =D

[jokesjakzy]

Ehh. I'm a twig if we are going by BMI I already win. Lol.

[lainrosier]

Cows! lol You finally won at the game Cows. Or did you?

[AlleyElektrix]

COME TO VANCOUVER!!!

[itiselizabeth]

Holy snood!

I'm so behind in watching videos, we should be given Nerdfighteria. The island. For real.

Now I can see there is something about this in another video but I haven't watched it yet.

[creu987]

1:24 little Mouse xD.

[PeripheralBounderies]

Puppy-sized Elephant WANT PLS.

[Crusherbob00]

I want my very own puppy-sized elephant!

[vcav22]

me too! too bad they are still in pre-exsistance :(

[DorKPrincEss07]

I always get teased for pronouncing yolk as it's spelt instead of yoke ?! you said yolk!!!

[ningaXyugiohlover]

I SAY IT LIKE THAT TOO!!!! we should start a club

[FIGOMAN11]

that potato is made of awesome

[nlkeeper07]

you should come to the Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania. If Jon and Kate can do a book signing here, you sure can too.

[Jebruce13]

OMG MY B-DAY IS OCTOBER 1ST!!!

[sylar3196]

I want you to come to St. louis Missouri John so I can get you to sign my copy of Paper Towns. Unlike so many other nerdfighters I have not had the opportunity to meet you. That is my christmas wish. To meet John and get a signed copy of Paper Towns.

[abbaisprettysweeet]

i missed the cow thing when it first started =[

someone elaborate for me? kthnxbai.

[HP7Ninjagurl]

It's probably a big deal for you to see the ocean but it doesn't excite me much.^-^ I've lived in florida my whole life and I went to a school on the water where walking from class to class I could see and or smell the ocean.

[WhiteTigerOne]

I want part #4.

Part #4 FTW

[allliepants]

was that a hint of another book? ...:)

[Kittygirl546]

i want a cookie

[alizask]

Thanks for posting, John!

[change1nme]

CoWs!

[Olivelover]

a ridiculous challenge... giraffe hoping. You know you love it!

[calarthy2]

cows.

[KelliesKitchen6]

How about..... You send us all a potato shaped like something other then a potato.(good luck with postage)

[ydoiwatchthese]

i have a hippotatomus XD

im gunna put a picture of it up on the ning :)

[sStAaMrI]

You should write a book in which Nerdfighters are in it everywhere.

[DippyHippyLily]

we want a puppy sized elephant please

[AuntM]

Hey John! Nice T-shirt!! Thanks for the Carnegie Museum of Pittsburgh apparel shout-out. You and Hank need to come back through town again. We'll keep a segment slot open for you on Pittsburgh Today Live. Best wishes!

[Sesshomaruslover001]

I want your socks. XD

[cookiesculptor]

part 4 was my favorite part.

[Omidon4]

T-riffic! Though.. I think the title's pronunciation would lead to a spelling of Hippo-tatomus, no? Cheers!

[JamesOfLeon]

I want a papertowns movie!

[kkcool101]

haha

DIRIVNG>>>........ COWS

lol...

[kidonmyshoulders]

you should give us a discount on your books/cds :)

[ochoa830]

OMG, I so want to be part of the fitness challenge! Wow, you totally won that game of cows!!! Good job!

[iloveop977]

i would like some pure awesomeness in a cup and good things for charitys yayerz= )

CONGRATZ ON THE VIEWERZ YOU GUYS!!

[fishbootlives]

we would like a new book from you and a new cd from your brother please

[yoyomiksta]

ya go cows! lol!

[McFuzzles1]

cows. Yay cows! I totaly agree 5000% with

dougfr007

[Sumo4191]

the ocean sorta reminds me of murder under the sun...

[dougfr007]

So! Fitness idea! I'd like to see you guys wear a hat with pins sticking out from the top. Then tie a balloon filled with confetti from the ceiling or tall doorway. Then you try and jump and pop it. The person who pops the highest balloon wins. You'll need a tape measure.

[LilLinzii]

a 24 hour live ustream/vlogtv vlogbrothers show

AAh the randomness

xxx

[sydneyca]

I know that ocean! I live right next to that ocean

[Aslanemperor]

Rediculous fitness challenge discipline:

Mummyrobics:  Exercising whilst rapped from head to toe in ace bandages!

[theamazingcherie]

Was that Kansas? Ahahaha, because, I live there. That's what everything looks like.

[B7brownsville]

regarding pt 1: how about a live vlogbrothers podcast ( a la Mugglecast.) somewhere (NYC)?

[lisaradgirl]

I love that you are wearing a Carnegie International t-shirt! yay, Pittsburgh!!! yay, Carnegie Art Musuem!!!

[emily492]

more videos!!!

[SaramisKismet]

Throughout all of part four I was looking for the COWS.

I said it before you did, John, so I think that means I won :D

[aaachannel]

I love the random moving around.

[tunawrangler1]

i think you should show us the yeti cause of the 100,000 subscribers!

[sisk22]

NERDFIGHTERS!

[NathanWMurray]

So, when he's talking about "The Yeti" is he referring to his wife? If so, why the heck does he call her "The Yeti"?!

[ratherrandombella]

um i think its because she "factors prominently in [their] mythology but is rarely seen"

apparently he said in one of the brotherhood 2.0 videos

but i think her name is sarah

[petnogakatten]

because she never shows on camera :)

[SaramisKismet]

Because she is super elusive and is never caught on camera.

[skynectar2007]

FITNESS CHALLENGE: Howsabout for every 25 calories you consume in a day, you have to do 1 push-up!

[Angelofbrutality]

in missouri

cows is a never ending game

Yay

[kakashiwithoutmask]

Lol I live in Missouri and this is very true...

But I live in a more urbanized area and we can only play cows on road trips. D:

[pipimou]

I like your Autobot T-shirt

[heheirockmostofall]

YAY COWS!!!!!

[Andygirl34]

Cows

XD

[Skygerobrian]

5 possible bases for 5 ridiculous disciplines .

Speed-- something backwards.

Agility-- to do weird things behind the back or upside down etc.

Strength-- to move heavy Nerdfighteria-Artifact from point A to point B.

Stamina-- some strange prolonged activity.

Other-- some other physical feet that includes the use of the logical side and or creative side of the brain. Still thinking.

[Skygerobrian]

Quit smoking fitness challenge for realz.

[DimondCrown007]

I am so a Nerd Fighter.....lol

[keithzworld]

Awesome video John ! Lol

[bakerybabe29]

I so played cows with my mom on our trip back from oregon.

I pwned!

[kehrrah]

I want moar CHEWIE/SOLO 2012 shirts!

[cocoabean2011]

part 4

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.

.

.

cows.

[FreeCloudOptimist]

For the Fitness Challenge.

Who can do the Capitan Morgan Pose the longest?

Backwards 5 mile Marathon.

[Ellidora]

Dude....I totally want to see hank and john battle with how many buckets they can balance on their heads...and for how long!

That counts as ridiculous, right?

Also, for the 100,000 subscribers (YAY!) I want to see both Hank and John have some SERIOUS PUNISHMENTS! (I miss the punishing...lol!)

w00t for cows!

[BRITTNEYBRUNO]

i think you should donate home-made cookies to the homeless in honor of your cooking school-ness AND for the subscribers!

[BRITTNEYBRUNO]

in honor of your cooking school -- i think you should give out home-made cookies to the homeless!

[thebethaninja]

october 1st is the day before my birthday wooooooo

[Malanaks]

omg Autobot shirt! I just spent the last week watching all of G1

I second the facial hair thing, I was sad when the beard left but maybe keep it a bit more... managed than last time, just a bit ( ^D^)

[HaskareN]

I agree with SquirrelLover7373! Give us a National Anthem!

[effybot]

I think that you should give every single of your 100,000 subscribed nerdfighters a t-shirt...for FREE!! Or $5...

[SquirrelLover7373]

Because Nerdfighteria has grown so large, HANK SHOULD WRITE A NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crandrew1242]

I think in honor of us, you should both grow your facial hair. I was originally thinking that you should both shave your head, but I don't want you to lose the puff!

[Ebinballer45]

I think Hank should write a song to the Nerdfighter that is other 4 minutes...

[cansofdoom]

Damn it. I wish this was a year ago. I lost 54 pounds.

[EmmaDilemmaable]

Woo! well done.

i lost 20kg last year, i dont know what that is in pounds ...ummmm 44 pounds(good old google) :)

[xIceDragonFirex]

You should write a book about nerd/geek culture as a thanks you gift for nerdfighteria.

[JackNapierVlog]

And Hank should write us an anthem!

[FreeHugBoy]

...Are you just trying to get out of pushups? :)

[afewawesomenerds]

by god john green... you're in california!! I think i even recognize that ocean! that means you're within 60 minutes of me!!

[zigZAGGEDzebra]

what is the fitness challenge?

[GAME658]

Sorry if this is dumb question, but why can't he show the Yetti? I know all of Nerdfighteria would collapse, but like does she not want to or is there another reason? Sorry, I'm a new Nerdfighter!

[fdmipgo]

Part 4. Cows.

:)

[sharon4773]

hank and john should play CHUBBY BUNNY super styllleee :P OKAY SOOO its to see how many marshmallows you can sstuff in your mouth, grab a mallow, stick it in your mouth and say how many marchmallows + chubby bunny so, 1 chubby bunny 2 chubby bunny etc. super style = did it in orange soda and chocolate sauce

[person10001]

The Yeti must be like... sparklepire beautiful b/c if we saw her all of Nerdfighteria would collaspe

[sarcasticAzn77]

".....................Cows."

XD

[amazingballinbecca]

harpoon whales...

ORR see who can stuff the most oreos in their mouth (course, that would be the total opposite of the challenge but itd be cool).

[HaleyBirdy]

you should dedicate your next book to the nerdfighters.

thats a good gift to nerdfighteria.

[legendaryPokedex]

fitness challange: hank has to do john's happy dance

[temtemy]

HOORAY FOR YETI ARM!!!!

[funkduder]

I like the socks idea... DFTBA socks!!!!!

[Rapunzel2U]

I want you to dress up as Optimus Prime.

Also, just as a helpful suggestion, standing burns more calories than sitting, so if you want to lose more weight, you probably should start standing while making these videos.

[AlexBennettSHOW]

I want a A.R.C. of your next book.

[xmikywayx]

I WANT SOME DFTBA SOCKS.

Lololloloolol.

xDD

[nacholu28]

Get cheese for everyone!

[SisterToSleepx]

I want world peace, and for Nekromantix to have a concert where I live..and for another copy of Labyrinth...and umm..It'd be pretty wicked if you both could draw a picture of The Yeti or something... I don't know what I want :S

[Omnivore42]

We need patches. Nerdfighter patches.

[pobbitsox]

buy the nerdfighters a star!

[alyx22]

we want punishments! :)

[ankellysaurus]

we want more star wars t-shirts

[alorena1]

I just came back from a week at the countryside and I shouted COWS so many times xD My mom though I was going crazy.

[conorthetuna]

by a $10 peice of the moon for space nerdfighteria

[scargirl133]

Did the other people at cooking school think you were weird for flimig everything?

[SelflessYouth]

Lolz part 4...cows..