Paintball Snap Shooting Tips and Tricks BASIC episode 1

[techyboy105]

Paint ball looks easy i might be wrong but LOOK AT IT just shoot people in the stomachs and doing black ops realated stuff thats why im a pretend its MW3 in fps mode and shoot like GOT.DAM. BOSS.

[Intimidaterpaintball]

@techyboy105 bro paintball is fuckin hard you have to know when to bunker how to bunker and how to play all the positions

[woggzybear]

not being horrible or anything but could you take your helmet off and i'm pretty sure you'd sound much clearer

[SotDivideClan]

hope im not yelled at for not knowing this but who is this borg person (If you really need to hit me wait till i have my gear on.)

[warmaster5128]

would a tipman a5 be a good gun for paint balling and speed ball

[Intimidaterpaintball]

@warmaster5128 i wouldnt recomend it for speedball but scenario or woodsball yes but if u want to play speedball get like a mini or a g4 if you are newer player but if you dont wanna spend that much get like a spyder fenix or spyder eledtra good beginner guns

[paintworrior]

@iFlamingPyro ah just leave it she sounds sexy id stick it in her asshole :p

[killapez11]

Wtf is a monkey

[Thegamecheats]

Damn your fat bitch!

[RAWRGROWLDAMMIT]

@Thegamecheats i bet your fat you stupid bitch... how dare you say kitty is fat she is skinny and a very beautiful person.. i dont know wtf u talkin about faggot!

[ClickYforPie]

lesbo.

[kellikel13]

@sfrontIJJI2 Ive never once seen a fat mexican in a jumpsuit playing paintball..... js :D

[MJtheKandyman]

@sfrontIJJI2 wow someone's in a bad mood. Want a hug?

[AAVince2513]

We miss you Borg :"(

[intercepter01]

When I first started watching the video I thought it was going to be a spoof. It turns out that not only was it informative, but funny to watch...enjoyed very much.

[Massdestructionify]

Why do so many people feel the need to be douchebags on YouTube?

[JokerGaming101]

no affence but this is crap and your FAT !! i thought you were blondy/brown skinny not FAT !!!!

[MatrixPaintball]

@JokerGaming101 way to take another comment, fuck nut

[PyRoperson1452]

yeah im from hawaii played on the bellows places in kno them like the back of my hand lol but shooting people that are not tukkin there elbows

[crazymanawesomeful]

If that's a boy he's got a c cup

[controlaltdestroyer]

@crazymanawesomeful Its obviously not a boy dumbshit

[The723343]

fatt ass

[Sketch1563]

Isn't the animal cruelty. But who care it's funny.

[maxflipper27]

did u shoot a fucking bird in the beginning of the vid

[jamestwdm]

i live in hawaii i go there sometimes do u work there??

[SeanKimStyle]

Hot Monkey

[SmallishChinese]

Rofl!@ the monkey xD

[Sweets266]

Hi thx going paint balling on my b-day=D

[grimacium]

rofl the poor monkey

[SwantonBOOM]

@PaintballKitty im lucky im left handed but i normally peek out to the right so they get no warning until ive fired 5 paintballs already at them :D

[goshred005]

watch out for the wasp hidining in the snake

[PaintballKitty]

@clonelegobilder No offence but your dumb. Those are tits - and around my waist is a pod pack....... GTFO my channel you twat. Im fat now - i wasn't fat then unless size 6 is fat :/

[devananthonycrompton]

@PaintballKitty I don't get the whole "monkey" thing?

[SwantonBOOM]

@devananthonycrompton monkeys are basically the grenades lol

[Carto0n7]

@PaintballKitty Tell 'em!!!

[dragonboyh7]

@clonelegobilder your just a fucking dick

[blackhawkanimator]

@dragonboyh7 You are right.

[PaintballKitty]

@clonelegobilder well offence here intended - get the fuck off my channel :) No haters here

[TheWaterme1on]

@PaintballKitty You get those monkeys from thinkgeek?

[blackops2010100]

@PaintballKitty why do you need a monkey launcher sry new to paintballing

[Smarwell123]

@blackops2010100 because monkey launchers are awesome

[blackhawkanimator]

@clonelegobilder I have whatched this video 10 times my conclusion is.... you are a dumbass!

[CoolKjmaker]

oh i thought you were a skinny red head:(

[geasslver]

was that a tech pb award flyin in the air??????

[harryapes]

whats a better gun to get a proto rail or a smart parts ion?

[Intimidaterpaintball]

@harryapes proto rail way better



[jdogame12]

It's only agg when you shoot a monkey out of a metadyne. Lol kitty you're awesome

[disb0ijimmy]

Screaming monkey from woot?

[CheriozPwnn]

wtf your a chick?

[vPhazee]

30,000th View <3

[3L3EN]

Whats the point of shoting somekind of plusy monkey who does stuoid sounds that police might thing its an animal abuse :|

[Kylef7735]

@3L3EN If you seriously, seriously think that, you are the most idiotic person i have ever heard of.

[3L3EN]

@Kylef7735 and i think that ur the most retarded person i have ever heard of

[Kylef7735]

@3L3EN Look at your grammar, look at your spelling, look at the comment you posted.

I rest my case.

[3L3EN]

@Kylef7735 ok ok now how the fuck do you know where iam from you dont even know a single word of my language you fucking dipshit got fuck ur self and stop complaining what kind of grammer i have i learning 4 different langugages atm now stfu and go cry

[Kylef7735]

@3L3EN I dont know what hippy country you are from, but no police officer would think that, at a paintball field, there is an actual monkey being shot from a paintball rocket launcher, in a place where no monkeys live.

[3L3EN]

@Kylef7735 ok u relize i can fuck up ur face for saying the shit u said on my country u know man go fuck ur self worlf doesnt need asshole like you fucking fag

[Kylef7735]

@3L3EN I dont think you can, or will do that, since youre in some hippy country and have no idea where i am. :)

Threats over the internet dont scare me, lol

[3L3EN]

@Kylef7735 yes i cant cause u are scared and sucking ur momas titis fucking fagget scared dickhead

[Kylef7735]

@3L3EN Come on down to texas buddy, see what happens when you talk like that to real people, not a comment box.

I dont know where youre from, but i dont think the people in your gay ass hippy country would like it if you talked to them like that.

Now Shutup, and go back to your video games, i think your minecraft house needs repair. :)

[3L3EN]

@Kylef7735 Ok ok ur about 9584Kilometres away from me anyone can say shit when they are far far far fucking far away lol you would be so cooll here lol so stfu and think what you are saying and dont tell me what to do atleasti have videos

[3L3EN]

@Kylef7735 ok ok enough why are we argueging i love you lets be best friends evar! and for evar! <3

[Kylef7735]

@3L3EN LOL, for evar and evar ehh?

Maybe ;)

[3L3EN]

@Kylef7735 No way not maby. FOR SURE!! EVAR AND FOREVAR.

[Kylef7735]

@3L3EN Ill think about it.

[3L3EN]

@Kylef7735 u dont have to think u are already!!¬"!£$£%"!"!¬£$%^&

[Kylef7735]

@3L3EN Im still thinking. ;)

[3L3EN]

@Kylef7735 stfu i love u

[estonianfilms]

why wore you shooting monkeys ?

[PaintballKitty]

@iFlamingPyro you have to wear mask in paintball - silly silly

[FRUTYDUDE]

@PaintballKitty noooooo im pretty sure thats a gut.

[243drake]

@PaintballKitty 

[Karnalzion]

@iflamingpyro ofcourse you have to wear a mask in paintball, you culd go blind and actually even worse if you get hit in the eye from real close distance, 1981 there was a paintball game and that game founded the book called " Worlds most dangerous sport " Check it out mate

[Snoo1809]

@PaintballKitty I can't believe you understood what the user meant by "faic" lol.

Thank you for the tips, I'm going to keep them in mind tomorrow.

[DCPaintballa71]

Mike IS always watching.... LOL!!!

[TheShaitanjr]

2:11 i lol'd soo hard

[skatececk]

I thought monkeys whas a code name for paintballs ,when i seen a monkey come out i lol-ed

[JustForComments56]

lol you look like your from halo

[rebelsneverdie]

omg i laughed so hard at that pic and the look on the guys face beside mike is like " uuuugh ugh its mike from tech pb ... *touches* " lol

[incompleted7]

good tips and love the songs at the beginning and end there sick as fuck

[pOwNallNooBs]

Ghetto or White trash???

[PBjess96]

YOU BORKE THAT LAST MONKEY!

[Shiner741]

Kittys hubby is navy, we chatted on techpb chat awhile ago. :) kitty u rock

[zombies4sale]

i have one of those flying monkey things

[terrance1353]

haha aggggg.lol

[xMoneyman10]

LOL video !!

[throwingdownatthe50]

I actually laughed out loud hearing the monkeys scream as they got launched. Great video kitty.

[Rulictar]

nice vid.

[rejectyourreality10]

its joke stupid

[AnbuCalashnikov]

I wanna touch your moneky borg

[easytoremember4831]

So y r we useing monkeys??

[chasefilming]

ur hot

[sshhiioott]

song at 3:23?

[P8NTBALLER987]

hey, im pretty experienced, but 13. so i still dont understand why you should hold the gun in the same hand as the direction ur going in. ex: left or right

[13dogman13]

it decreases your profile if u were to shot with your right hand coming out the left side you would have to lean out further to get the shot as compared to shhoting with your left hand coming out the left side

[deadmansarmy1]

how did you make your logo kitty??

[RKftw68]

ahhh the sound of monkies in the morning

[Dinamoproduction]

i'm stretching my monkey

borg je legenda

[BioPivot]

women paintballing, impossible

[molineux481]

mike is always watching rofl

[sergiovercetti]

hahahaha very funy.

i love you kitti please marry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or give me a screaming monkey hehehe.

[AceKilla2u]

lol

she just got married too

also, is she using the ninja boobie tank in this one?

[masteroftheopenhand]

Borg is right you do have nice boobies

[SnaxTheBear]

your elbow wouldnt stick out that side it would be your supporting arm not your trigger arm

[MrJppainter24]

hahahahah awsome vid kitty

[Jonthezombie]

HEY!! its Me!!!

[tormund2]

an error occurs when i try to watch the vid :(

[solidsnake123prod]

hahahaha borg"i'm stretching my monkey!" i laughed so hard at tht great vid kitty

[ASlipperyBannana]

it ain't easy bieng cheesy

[Caboose129]

i love te chicken easy pionts

[ratsemor]

cool vid

[ScottyBeast]

Now that is how you send Russian space-monkey to ze moon!

[RickAlesst]

Is that a paintball field without a net? Never seen one like that before...

[PaintballKitty]

2 sides are netted, the other two face tropical grass at the base of a mountain so no one will be about. Oh yeah and its on a secure military base :)

[ahsameehotmail]

@PaintballKitty wht on militia base?

[chanson301]

@PaintballKitty lol " oh yea and its on a secure military base" xD made me laugh so hard :)

[KoH4711]

@RickAlesst I didn't know trees grew naturally, either, til I walked in a park.

[fmnr7716]

why do we love kitty...she has an accent. why do we love mike....cuz he gets pissed at little dumbass 12 yolds...why do we love BORG....cuz he has a kickass helm. XD

[xXjokerXx94]

where can i get a tech pb screaming monkey

[xXjokerXx94]

your monkey hopper is loose

[x0rr3g]

AAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA he's stretching his monkey!!!! XD

[paintballtechpb]

first post

[donzinms]

noooo!!!! haha mike ur the best!

[PaintballKitty]

Get off my channel douche bag :)

[PaintballBros9598]

lol MIKE ROCKS!!! JK LOVE YA KITTY u will rule techpb with monkeys

[fmnr7716]

OH so ur saying were all righties lolXD

[crimsoncreep26]

@PaintballKitty come on its friendly right?

[EggyNAir]

@PaintballKitty

hey jw what the song was at the end sounds really good! =D

and thanx for the vid helped me out abit =)

[texasfan94]

TECH PB!!!!!!!!!

[crimsoncreep26]

@paintballtechpb hahaha

[oORaNGeoFLaMeSo]

Kitty remind me to never ball against you, Monkeys carry disease....

[sbg22sf4]

song at end?

[PaintballKitty]

Sanctury by F.E.A.R

[superrubiksman]

o my ngod kitty your from tech pb i didnt knoe you had a channel i subed and by the way i love your interviews on tech pb

[vexbomer]

ha ha love it kitty good to finely find you on here

[hellboy9224]

Hey kitty is there a place on line where i can buy flyin monkeys? If so can you post the link.

Much appreciated.

[PaintballKitty]

search ebay for screaming slingshot monkeys :)

[hellboy9224]

K thanks kitty

[BlackBullDog13]

LoooL! Monkey launcher. :)

[CROjagermeisterKT]

hahaha mike is always watching;)

[thepaintballnerd]

LOL

[thinktoy]

thanks 4 tips...

[jhicks1289]

awesome

[hrvatskiponos3]

lol... mike is always watching!

[Bt2BreakSkn]

lmfao @ Borg XD

nice tips Kitty

[RKftw68]

lol agg is such a ghetto word but i think it will catch on 1:05

[0O00OO0O00OO0O00OO]

I was once hit by a monkey and it destroyed my mask, broke my nose, blinded me in one eye, dislocated my jaw, dislodged my contact lenses, and my eyebrows were burnt off. I also looked like a blackface caricature with bright red lips.

[Supernerd98]

whats the first and last song name? also, where can i find more F.E.A.R songs? they only have 2 on their myspace!

[PaintballKitty]

Its my brothers college band. The song is called sanctury, ill do a vid on them sometime but I think they only have like 3 songs.

[Supernerd98]

ok, BORG had told me it was your bro's band, but i thought that they might have more songs than that. Thanks for the quick reply!

[PaintballKitty]

Like i said they are only a college band, should be more comming soon :)

[dudrhkd7]

they are a bad ass band

[emsjv]

Meow Meow. Lol Nice video.

Those monkeys are hilarious.

[808paintballah]

Kitty you went to bellow Wow what a drive for you.

[stewey956]

Hell yeah, the song at the end.......I forgot the name. :(

[GravelBackMechanic]

Kitty,

Love the Monkey abuse in the vids. They seem to take a hell of a beating but they look like they are holding up well.

I have a fever and the only cure is More flying monkeys!

[PBcRaZiE]

her loader is duct-taped on lol

[backanchorabstrakt]

fuck yeah im wearing my techpb shirt today also

[theguy099]

LOL mikes a creaper at 2:11

[ASlipperyBannana]

monkey fights AAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!taht wood beh osum

[pigeonbeatbox]

LMAO i want one of those monkeys XD

[pyromaniacjr221]

haha am stretching my mo0key!

[paulpker121]

lol this is genius!

[pyromaniacjr221]

kitty makes great vids, she sud hav a partnership.

[wrenwrenwren]

im stretching my monkey! lol

[deathriderjohn]

poor monkey lol grate vid kitty you rock

[yugyhs]

Bazooka only speedball games! That would be so awesome!

[brawn800]

i want one of these launchers but it cost the same as a limited edition G3....  nice vid though.

[ReLaXeN1]

What a life travelling around the world playing paintball while others areworking hard to pass theyr years and get a good job. What a sad life over here. I heard that Hawai is so beautiful just seeing the hills in the background makes wanna go over there

[PaintballKitty]

Well I kinda live in hawaii :)

[ReLaXeN1]

That must be awesome

[PaintballGreece]

Nice video