Krumbine's Guide to Professional Unemployment (01)

[freakshow2000]

Viagra for You Tube = Danny Diamond and I don't think he's backing you.....

MrDoodyhead highly recommended your channel and you delete the comments. Whats going on here?

[krumbine]

MDH never recommended my channel and we have certainly never supported each other. There's really nothing else to say about that.

Never heard of Danny Diamond, but I checked him out .... ironically, I have this mental block against and ridiculously popular youtuber, no matter how entertaining they may be.

[freakshow2000]

Never heard of Danny Diamond? I cant keep up with all these new people......if you plan on playing the game you might want to know who the other players are, just a thought.

[krumbine]

Oh, and that was actually the one line a flubbed in the entire monologue .... it was supposed to be "viagra for youtube POPULARITY". Which would have made slightly more sense.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Danny Diamond is actually a cool guy, but you don't have to "know" the other players if you've got content. Eventually you'll do fine. That's just BS, man. Keep doing what you do Krumbine.

[krumbine]

@Gimmeaflakeman Hey, thanks Vic. Those are some damn fine words of encouragement.

[Nocheese22]

Dude you have some serious emotional issues. If you are making videos just to be famous it's never going to happen. You just come off as weird.

[krumbine]

Well, it's a good thing I'm not making videos just to be famous, then :)

I make videos (and by videos, I mean scripted productions) because it's a creative necessity. If I can further develop my audience for my material, I can make money off of that necessity.

[Nocheese22]

Begging others to help expand your audience makes you seem extremely unprofessional. If your videos are good you will gain popularity.

[krumbine]

The thesis statement is that if I can do it, so can you. So it's hardly begging. It's empowering. Inspiring. It's like standing on a mountaintop and yelling "I'M A MAN AND SO CAN YOU!"

What's really beautiful about any form of public speech is that there are supporters, naysayers, and critics. Thank you for fulfilling a vital role in this circle of life, no matter how incessant or inane other people may label it.

[MisterDoodyHead]

hey, KRUMBINE, where'd my comment go?!?

lol @ YOU all over the fucking place!

could you do me a favor and say, "crazy McCrazy person" again? it was SO DAMN FUNNY (not to mention unhacky!)

[ournationalspace]

isn't this the same guy who has the victorinjapan channel?

[solidgold451]

go get 'em bro

[krumbine]

Thanks, buddy.

[kickassmanga]

Sorry to hear that man hope you become famous soon

[krumbine]

Thanks, I'll be sure to include you in my morning mirror psych-up. And yes, I did just write that.

[carmenstie]

hey, just wanna let u know u've got a new fan over here... I love your creativity!

[krumbine]

Thanks! That means a lot! If I can inspire a couple of people along the way, I'm a happy camper ;)

[ShadowBlazer19]

Follow you goals. Live your dreams.

That is all.

[krumbine]

True story.  Thanks!

[ROBwithaB]

Why does Woody Allen spring to mind?

[krumbine]

Yeah .... I get that a lot. When I was younger, it was Jerry Lewis.

[FalconNeko]

to bad about the job lose good to see you are looking on the sunny side of life. looking forword to hearing the storys about the place you worked

[krumbine]

Thanks buddy, I appreciate your comments!

[ROBwithaB]

Sorry about the job.

Unemployment has its benefits, though.

Will send you a message.

[krumbine]

Thanks for sending all those details along!

[MidiPunk]

I just noticed the "comment rate subscribe" at the end, you've really got the gloves off now.

[krumbine]

I know ;) I don't think I've ever done that before!

[Geodge]

Damn. You got real talent. It's a shame to hear you struggle to be paid for it!

Double damn. I have absolutely NO influence on youtube because I'm a nobody who likes to watch, not do. @ 0:19? I'm the 1 (am I alone?) nobody on youtube that does *not* want this. I aspire for a seat in the peanut gallery - and am grateful to find a seat so I can watch!

Good luck krumbine. I'll give you a push, despite but a meager few will be awake enuff to what I'm up to to notice!

[krumbine]

Thank you, much!  I appreciate that a lot. And it is unusual for someone not to want to become famous on youtube .... but totally respectable! I'd much rather be surrounded by a professional audience than professional competitors ;)

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Sorry bout the job....but dude, you've always had a dissability,lol. Loosing your job isn't enough, you need to be hit in the nads, accidently light someone on fire and back into a schoolbus full of handicapped kids. Love the awkward song.

[krumbine]

Yeah, I do have a disability. It's called Flailing Arms Syndrome.

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

lololol

[fiveawesomedrunks]

best of luck finding a new gig

cheers man

[krumbine]

Thanks!

[APOKALYPSE34]

sorry that you lost your job.

Your still the man!

[krumbine]

Than you, sir!

[JimmerSD]

I have Tits

[bell02]

People don't want those Tits!

To make a more serious comment, some people get famous on Youtube when they are just about to get famous in real life. Like they are interning at TV shows, or have been doing stand-up for a while, or getting small roles in TV, and using those connections to make bigger personal productions on YT

[JimmerSD]

Speak for yourself! There are some..;)

[JimmerSD]

Bill Shatner isn't famous on YouTube.

Wait..

No he is...hmmm

[krumbine]

What category does Shatner fit into?  Boobs, Pioneer, or Disability?

[JimmerSD]

Boobs. Since he had to have someone tell him that there was this new YouTube communicator thingy. Bill looks up and says so how do I get the center frame?!?

[noneedforname]

did my share. ;)

good luck mate!

[krumbine]

Thanks!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

That sucks. I ca'nt wait unti you have breasts!

[krumbine]

I'm gonna look so hot ....

[denitson777]

oh my f..... god those are the weirdest song ever hahahahahahahaha :P,I mean are those for real,you should put those suckers on itunes they would become numer one :P

[krumbine]

Those songs are 100% for real.  I recorded them last week. My plan is to do an original short tune for every episode of Misery Loves Company.

[TheMcSpazatron]

Dude, if that's the case I should be the Angelina Jolie of the internet. No kidding. Then again I suppose you've actually got to MAKE videos to get anywhere xD

[krumbine]

That could indeed be the wrinkle in the theory, although I'm sure there's plenty of ridiculously popular netizens who would be happy to prove you wrong. Actually make something? HA!

[MidiPunk]

Freedom! Box of wine & Romulan Noodles!

[krumbine]

One week of excitement, one week of depression. One week of elation, one week of smug satisfaction. I'm gonna need a bigger box of wine.

[tinhatx]

That awkward song describes my life.

And I am sorry about you losing your job. D:

[krumbine]

Thank you for mentioning the awkward song!

[VirtuallyAddicted]

OK, if you're going for the sympathy angle than you need a blander set. Maybe hide all the furniture and tell people it was repossessed. Videos of you eating spam sitting on the floor maybe or in your bathtub.

Lots of ways to do it, but as you say you're a creative genius so I'm sure you'll come up with something.

[krumbine]

OMG excellent points! I will definitely have to work towards that.

[Hman13356]

Damn, Shame to hear about your job man...

Naow..time to get famous.. :D

[krumbine]

Jobs suck anyway. Getting famous is the only job I want.

[Hman13356]

Meh, Fair point but mine doesn't...

One day a week demonstrating Toy helicopters...£175 a month i'm quite happy with that..for a 16 year old anyway

Although getting Famous is good too :P

[krumbine]

You got me there. Any job involving toy helicopters is pretty sweet.

[benzone50]

Sorry you lost your job Jordan-that sucks!

Great plan my friend, great plan!

[krumbine]

Thanks, Be. I put a lot of thought into this plan ..... at least five minutes ;) so yes, I expect it to be 100% successful!

[SlacktiveAction]

So that's how to be famous on YouTube...

Now, how do I get famous with Krumbine?

[krumbine]

A simple introduction will do ;)

Be sure to sign up on krumbination (the link is on my channel page)!

[depointless]

i enjoyed this vid so much man

5ed faved etced

hey thx for the support btw

[krumbine]

Thanks, Dep! Good to see you're still kicking. And by kicking, I mean kicking b.walkers ass at Mario Kart.

BALANCE MUST BE RESTORED!!!!

[matrix2k3]

losing a job sucks. hopefully you'll find something soon

good luck bro

[krumbine]

It does, especially when you tend to start losing them for the same reasons again and again. I can't help it if I'm capable of seeing what a giant douche-monkey my boss is! Why must I be punished for being observant?!

[angrypunkbronxkid]

You have 800 something subscribers. Two hundred more and you'll have 1,000 and from what I hear it's all uphill after that. JUST TWO HUNDRED MORE, KRUMBINE!

[krumbine]

God, I hope so! As Captain Picard says: make it so!

[krumbine]

For some reason, it says your comment was posted long before the video was posted. Do you have a time machine?

[angrypunkbronxkid]

They call me The Doctor...